Onchain Cook • I win because I’m delusional. Crypto trader & Investor.
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Pop cat singlehandedly taking me out of the trenches. Made a quarter of a million in less than a week holding a memecoin 🥹
Thank you Solana! Thank you crypto!
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Introduction to NFT (Non Fungible Tokens) for 7 year olds 🌝
This thread aims to break down the Concept of NFTs as simple as possible for beginners.
Retweet to reach more people 🚀
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BEFORE YOU BUY ANY CRYPTOCURRENCY READ THIS!
Let’s find out the purpose of popular Coins
(For 7 year Olds 🌝)
Retweet for Beginners! 📈🚀
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Just woke up and remembered that people were buying Bitcoin in 2011 and I was boosting 2go star. I even got to Ultimate 🤦🏽♂️
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23 CRYPTOCURRENCY TERMS YOU NEED TO KNOW
As you continue your Crypto journey, it’s important for you to get familiar with some of the #Crypto terms, slangs & phrases used as you’ll be seeing them often.
Here is a list of Crypto Terms and their meanings.
PLEASE RETWEET! 📊🚀
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HOW TO #DYOR FOR 7 YEAR OLDS 🌝
“DYOR” translated as “Do Your Own Research” is a common phrase you’ll be seeing under a lot of Crypto tweets but do you know what to Research on?
This thread explains all you need to know before you buy a Coin
Kindly Retweet 🚀📊
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I lost $15k in one trade today.
Just posting my L so you don’t think I have it all figured out and perfect! 👍🏽
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Please note that if you use different IP addresses through VPNs or another means in accessing your Binance wallet, Binance will suspend your account.
Retweet for Awareness. #TwitterBan
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Made the fastest money of my life longing the dips from the flash dump 🙏🏻
$300k realized 🙏🏻
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That coin sat below 2M for hours and then pumped to $10M
If you didn’t make money from that coin as crypto person, you might as well start dusting your CV cos you don’t know what the hell you’re doing!
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25 CRYPTOCURRENCY TERMS YOU NEED TO KNOW (Part 2)
Fundamental Analysis, Fomo, Rugpull, let’s give a brief definition of some Crypto terminologies you’d see regularly.
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I’m building an academy, where you’ll learn how to find these gems yourself, and know all you need to about crypto and the financial market.
I think it’s time everyone learns how to fish and escape the matrix ✍️
Is this something you’re interested in?
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Used to tell myself if i become a $ Millionaire i’ll retire LOL
Hit that last year, in the bear market.
This year i don’t have targets cos everyday i wake up, networth is at new highs. Grateful for brypto 🫶🏾
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Don’t take a loan to buy Crypto
Don’t use your Business Capital to buy Crypto
Don’t sell your family’s only Land to Crypto
Don’t use money you’ll need tomorrow to buy Crypto
Use your Spare money, it’s not a Get rich quick scheme.
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Winning streaks are very dangerous.
You most likely are going to enter a losing streak after a BIG WIN! (read that again)
Look, you’re not cursed, it’s not your village people. You just became a victim of your own success. It’s a common psychological pattern.
When you hit a big win, you feel like a genius. You suddenly forget about risk management. You stop checking the small details that led to the win. You start thinking it’s your talent.
And that’s when the losing streak creeps in little by little, until one day you just realize you’ve given all your profits back to the market.
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YIELD FARMING FOR 7 YEAR OLDS
Farming, Staking, risks, rewards... This thread breaks down farming in Cryptocurrency. 📊
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WHAT ARE SHITCOINS AND WHY IS THERE SO MUCH HYPE AROUND THEM RECENTLY?
(A Thread For 7 year olds 🌝)
This thread will try to educate newbies on shitcoins so you know what you’re going into.
RETWEET FOR BEGINNERS 📈🚀
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Every project is now backed by Binance.
CZ left and they turned Binance into Bitget in seconds
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Nothing concern crypto boys with competition
We just want to go on vacation, buy houses and ape rugs on pumpfun 😂
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Someone just sent me $2,000 for my $pepe call, these are the kind of followers i need 😂
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Bro the moment i learned patience my life changed.
Your trade is wrong because you either did not have patience for a good entry or you did not have patience for a good profit.
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Some of you will have 5eth in your wallet and feel depressed that you’re not doing well because of the success stories you see on the TL, pls note that if you have 1eth to your name your doing better than 70% of people.
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If you’re interested in Crypto, Take out 3-6 months from the year to learn about crypto. Forget about investing yet till you understand to a very large extent the Crypto market.
It will help you make more informed decisions by the time you’re ready to invest/trade.
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I’ll always say this, Crypto rewards active participation. As long as you stay consistent in this space, you’ll get that life changing money.
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I hate group chats but a lot of people are asking for a Telegram group and people are Volunteering to be Admins
I’ll make this hard. 👀
2000 Retweets and I’ll open a Telegram Group
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Just claimed my $Portal
I’m finally able to take my wife & 3 kids out of the trenches ❤️🥹
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Google and YouTube will easily help you with a lot of frequently asked questions. Utilize them as much as you can.
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Difference between APY and APR
This thread will help to explain both terms as simple as possible as I’m sure many people are confused on this.
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I now have 15Eth I made from flipping NFTs in one week. Last week I had 25Eth
Follow me for more financial and NFT advice
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Being in crypto is understanding that you’re not supposed to “Cash out” every month, one good month is enough for you to make life changing money.
So stop trying to force the market or time bottom, protect your liquidity, when the market is good you will print.
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I feel for people trying to learn crypto rn cos my brother in christ, anyone that has time to teach you crypto now is either not making money or just passionately loves you.
We don’t even have time for ourselves, People barely write threads again, we degen memes 24/7 now😂
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Swear, every time I check Dexscreener, I see some random memecoin no one's ever heard of that launched two hours ago and is already at $50M+ market cap with $100M+ in volume. Who's behind these things?
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It won’t happen overnight but if you quit it won’t happen at all
Don’t give up on the grind. GM
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To my new followers, i’m building an Academy, you will also learn how to code smart contracts, create tokens and launch a project too ✍️
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but just because you’re struggling doesn’t mean you’re failing.
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Cardboard Citizens NFT WL GIVEAWAY!
🏀3x WL spots from @CardboardCtzNFT
RULES:
🧿 ❤&🔁
🧿 Follow @CardboardCtzNFT & @dannycrypt
🧿 Tag 2 frens in the comments
#NFTs #WhitelistGiveaway #Solana
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“Being an early participant is the easiest way to make life changing money in Crypto.
You do not need to be an expert, you just need to be early.”
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A shallow dive into NFTs 🤿
NFTs are not rocket science, it’s the kind of thing that reading theories only confuses you more especially as a “Crypto newbie” in general.
Look at NFTs like tokens (because that’s infact what they are), just in form of Art and Non Fungible.
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SENDING BNB TO TRUST WALLET AND SWAPPING TOKENS ON TRUST WALLET
(For beginners)
Retweet for newbies to learn! 📈
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Crypto is making many Jobless Youths millionaires. Whether you believe or not doesn’t stop it from happening.
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Finally closed one of my most profitable leveraged trade here
Thank you $Bonk family ❤️
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Crypto vs Betting argument, pointless
Crypto vs Forex argument, pointless
Crypto vs Real estate argument, pointless
Whatever you’re doing make sure it’s cashing out for you (not somebody you know).
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Fundamental Analysis tells you what to buy, Technical Analysis tells you when to buy.
You maybe buying the right thing but at the wrong time.
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They’re telling you February will be green, same way they told you BTC will get to $100k by Dec… Lmao
The Colour of Valentine is red, let that sink in.
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I’m grateful for 50k Twitter family. Seemed like just yesterday I joined this space and 50,000 people have found me valuable enough.
Love you guys!
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Repeat after me:
“You’ve not made profit till you withdraw, you’re just counting numbers”.
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If you’re in memes, you should have 2 Portfolios.
1. Conviction Portfolio = Established memes and cults (Go hard on draw downs)
2. Degen Portfolio = Your potential 100-1000x
(Take profit at 2x and hold for 100x or Zero)
At some point your degens will become convictions. Move assets accordingly
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Now there is no excuse for you not making money in NFTs, free mints are here now.
No Gas wars, whitelists are here now.
The time you spend on your phone laughing on IG and TikTok Videos, dedicate it to discord and hustle those WL so you can leave the trenches.
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Buy fine cars and build fine houses with your crypto profits, so you’ll have comfortable places to cry when the market dumps like this.
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Here’s how you can buy Fantom Tokens on Metamask (For beginners):
Most new users do not know more than Binance and at most PancakeSwap. It’s important to learn how to interact with other chains so you don’t miss out on any chance to make money.
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Being a crypto trader in a relationship is wild. You’ll be on -70% on your meme holdings and losing six figures but someone is angry you didn’t compliment her new hair
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Earning Passive Income from Cryptocurrency
A list of Passive ways to invest in Cryptocurrency and earn rewards. 💰
Retweet, someone might need this! 📈🚀
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Every bear market is just a reminder of how much you should look out for yourself irl with crypto profits. Buy properties, buy cars, go on vacations, enjoy yourself before the market takes it all back from you.
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If you’re not rich, you need to be somewhat addicted to your grind to conquer it.
I don’t mean part time participation, full on, crazy, loner type of addiction.
You can get a girl later when you’re rich but now isn’t the time.
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Your chances of making it in the Crypto space are higher as a Hodler than a Trader.
80% of traders lose their money. Be patient.
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I make money from my own calls, that’s why I’ve never seen the need for a paid group.
Like how much una wan pay me? How much will you have left to buy the calls? 🤷🏻♂️
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You’ll use $100 to buy a token on Uniswap, they’ll take $30 gas fee, now you have $70.
The $100 worth of coin does 2X now you have $140 and when you try to take your money, you pay $40 gas fees so you’re back to $100. Madness! #Eth
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$FTM changed my life and not just financially but in the way i see DEFI. The ecosystem is a breath of fresh air
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If you’ve made life changing money then change your life. That’s the point, it’s not just about flexing numbers on the screen
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I put $1k into $pepe 3 days ago and it’s worth over $40k now at $20m Mkt Cap
One of the so many ways defi can change your life
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