Man y’all always try to justify crap. Ain’t having my partner dance n rub their half naked bodies on another half naked person all in the name of a carnival. U know what? I’d love to see how chance would take it. Everyone trying so hard to sound woke but just end up saying crap.
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Replying to @liveflyy
You’ll see the prettiest girl wirh the nicest vibe and hot body she go come broke 😭
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And you’re not even in the Millitary yet you know so much from being just an enthusiast. The actual soldiers acting like they don’t know what to do is funny. I kept on asking why our army wasn’t trying to learn how to utilize these armed drones being used in the ongoing…
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Replying to @IfeomaIgbotic
Igboland is Igboland ! These states are artificial and shouldn’t confuse us. The goal is to unite brethren scattered by evil propaganda. Our brethren are lost both nationally and internationally and GodWilling we must unite. It’s IGBO first before any state or country❤️!
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Very self centered people, later they’ll want to cry that men are scum and inconsiderate. All the time they’re the selfish ones, it’s only how they feel that matters to them. What of the man They don’t care about? They’ll want the man to care for them. They lie, pretend etc. mxw
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Bastard provide evidence no be cho cho cho
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🤣🤣Yoruba land go finish before 2yrs. Make Una continue una stupidity no worry.
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Replying to @PreciousOnibata
This isn’t cute, stop touching people without consent! He must have been very uncomfortable and just tried to be nice with his response. Do better
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Replying to @synszo @AC2802M
Sarcasm flew over your head dimwit
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Replying to @wtf_rema
Most Bats move around using Echolocation, the sound waves from the music system is probably distorting that for the bat hence its reaction. I think
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Then you’re retarded
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Replying to @doctorwalesmd
You go just Dey reason high high stuff
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😂😂I mean what he did with the response was pretty impressive if you ask me
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Still not his problem fr
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Replying to @No_Deeddy
Just give am heavy meal on Election Day make he sleep skip voting abeg
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You don’t understand what he’s trying to say. Yeah it’s a choice but does it make someone a bad person? No it does not. There,That’s the point.
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Replying to @Cleverlydey4u
He might be o na so who dey teach me that year gats calm me down say no be game na real life be this 🤣🤣😭😭
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Relax it’s not that funny.
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Brainless lying bastard. Think say he go just come lie and then get away with it. Thinks people are as stupid as the fools in his family
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Replying to @No_Deeddy
Counting on you ❤️
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If man talk dem no go hear na when things go left everybody go dey find man to stand for them.
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You no see as you don old without sense finish ? Poverty don make your eye red finish. Oloriburuku
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Product of ashawo mother
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Replying to @Neo_officiall
Even if she does not have the money to do this for herself regularly does that mean she doesn’t know life like this exists? If this affects her mentality negatively to the point of making her long after men then she was never a person with self control and was unexposed.
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The other day someone was seriously telling me that it was gluttony and indiscipline to eat thrice a day. It was funny initially but very saddening to see he was very serious about it. My laughter turned into pain immediately !
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In Some Muslim countries, Christians are forced to obey Islamic rules. It’s so bad that some of these countries actually have areas that are strictly out of bounds to non Muslims. So stfu, stop being a hypocrite and obey other peoples rules when you find yourself in their country
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Omo it’s pure unadulterated love for their daughter and sister, I don’t see anything dramatic here.
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You were thinking they were charity Centres before ?
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In your own office, do for free and ask for money later.
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Going to the gym is a sign of discipline
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Replying to @aproko_Nurse
Exactly and doctors are not there for you to try to prove a point that you know what you’re obviously supposed to know. Both trainings are very different and focus on different aspects of patient care. So new nurse be the nurse and let the doctor be the doctor.
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You can’t deduce the answer from his reply ?
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I just knew it was an illiterate talking. Now you’ve proven your brainlessness which I’m sure is familial. Olodo no know difference btw “their” and “there’re”. Make your mama cry for you, fool
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Okay so cause there are male killers, male victims experiences are invalid? Don’t you see how stupid you sound ?
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Replying to @t9urus @FearedBuck
Or you have comprehension issues which is most likely the case here
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Replying to @EMEKA_EMODI
It’s a fact that STIs are more prevalent in the lower socioeconomic strata. Sit this one out bro
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They’re just innately stupid these lots
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Replying to @_C___O_
Tell them that the western world is finding it hard with all the mixup they won’t hear. Everybody wan be doctor nobody wan dey awake like me for midnight dey read Wetin no dey bring shi ahi
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God punish u! The Muslims killing us na Wetin ?
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I swear 🤣🤣. They’re clearly not on the same mental level.
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Rocephine is like 10k a vial and two vials are used in a day for a MINIMUM of 5days oya do the maths. If U don’t know about something you sit down and learn from people who do.
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😭”Werey friend”
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Replying to @Just_JONIER
🤣🤣🤣 Diabetes insipidus and mixed arginine vasopressin disorders 😭😭Medicine sweet and bitter gan 🤣😭
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First I was angry at her, then I listened carefully. Somehow I understood her.
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Replying to @fineassnayyyy
Well you could start from not having unrealistic expectations,That would really help .Oh and stop watching romantic telenovelas if you’re finding it hard to distinguish tv from reality.
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Men with this kind of behavior should just get women with a similar behavioral pattern honestly. Y’all can rub your half naked bodies on half naked strangers together since it’s no big deal. I’ll pass on that any day anytime. Talmbout it’s just a carnival nigga stfu.
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Replying to @Onyeka_Marco
We have to make sure they stay out! They’re a cancer that needs to be plucked out early before it spreads
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Replying to @ifbnw
People like you Dey give me hope for your gender . You’re doing well
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Replying to @eloncryptdaddy
Very stupid people! That’s how my female colleague was narrating how she inadvertent ran into a Christian brother where he was being seduced by one of his church sisters. From recounting how uncomfortable the guy felt and how he was later blocked by the seductress,…
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Replying to @drkenon2
After this phase na continuous shege
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You need the education o cause you don’t know the difference btw does and those. what’s “those that affect you?” Supposed to mean
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Doctor wey exam dey bother?🤣🤣this one think say anybody send him wife nakedness😭. Most docs will be relieved by your request sef cause Omo stress choke for this work for this country
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Abeg rest, they’ve cooked your ass😂😭tf is saying “That’s me” meant to do? buffer the cooking?😂😭.
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I swear I love them both but a sport is a sport so let the best man win 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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🤣🤣na correct Igbo guy na why
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Replying to @D__Manuel @wtf_rema
Or his music is just that bad and is messing with its highly sensitive ears.🤣😭
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Replying to @SamboMaiHula
One Ojukwu pass 1000 Pedophile Mohammed SAW💩
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Face your own life and stop putting your nose in their business. To you, you’re trying to care and understandably so but your siblings aren’t your kids and you must learn to respect that or risk suffocating them and pushing them away. Even with kids you can’t control them forever
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You wey never chop 🤣😭
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…Russo Ukrainian Conflict cause to me they were perfect as they are Cheap, effective and cause minimal Dana’s to troops since they’ll be operated from a safe distance. I still dey talk o brethren I hear say Boko Haram don first army use am o even pursue them from barracks.
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Are you dumb? That’s the point
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Replying to @harrisonJNIOR
Omo I don almost go propose
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“In this day and age” ?then please say a big NO to your man paying any form of bride price for you.
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As a coward be grateful for the brave men that have decided to fight for good out there! Without them the underworld would rule our world so brazenly. At least now they still try to hide but If everyone was like you, their impunity would be worse. Give the brave their accolades..
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Bruv you’re not the dictator of the universe you know? You don’t say what’s possible and what’s not.
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Replying to @Decentaviator
Na for who dey encourage such madness
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Omo make una stop dey give this silly girl relevance abeg. Just grow dey dull like moron. Osino Lagos-Igbo. Stupid insecure thing.
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They’re busy following yahoo boys
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Omo your life must be hard
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Replying to @LuckyGoldx
Nigerians and hypocrisy. All Nigerians are corrupt and wether they like it or not, their corruption has affected people. So everybody will reap what they’ve sown. Which sector no dey run street for Nigeria? Na banking abi health abi law abi nepa abi petroleum engineering?? Etc
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Replying to @nigerianpollz
Islam is not a peaceful religion if followers can’t drop sentiments and call out the folly of their brethren.
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Replying to @Teeniiola
He said sorry but the girl dey think say she be James Bond. Anyway the guy is still in the wrong here sha, you shouldn’t skate on a tightly packed road like this.
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Replying to @lidocaine_v2
Abeg free that guy! Every day on this app doctor this doctor that. I no know Wetin doctor do Mekus it’s becoming too much abeg.
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Omo even while alive sef some brothers dey help their brothers train children. Leave nollywood and step into the world so you see say things dey happen. The matter delicate, it may not be the same Situation for family A as it is for family B
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So when it’s iPhone users talking shit about android users it’s a humorous meme but when it’s the other way round it isn’t ?
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Replying to @Nigerian_Doctor
Omo grad enter market jhare. Na from med sch u wan become consultant?
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You do know if we go by literal meanings of these job titles instead of popular usage sec to metamorphosis over time then almost anyone can be called anything. A Nurse Is someone who cares for the sick literally so going by your logic, anyone caring for the sick is a nurse ?
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Replying to @UchePOkoye
Even their old lie! and what’s worse? They lie over trivial things too.
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Replying to @chrisnuzi
Omo those kind nighas Dey everywhere sha. Once dem see woman na so body go dey sweet them
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Replying to @sportsurgeonng
🤣🤣all fields of medicine are exciting and require strong basic medical knowledge bro
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Replying to @theeelore @enyinna_
Abeg stfu you dimwit. You can’t give an intelligent response to his beautiful write up so you run to the “you can marry your fellow men” stale overused comment. Just shows how unoriginal and incredibly dumb you are.
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Replying to @Clems_Andy @UjuAnya
You dey mind she she goat ?
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Replying to @Isikotebuogbaya
They’re bastards, we will expose them for what they are. Useless liars
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“Arguing with someone stupid is like playing chess with a pigeon. Regardless of wether it wins or fails, it’ll still flap its wings, step and shit all over the chess board like it won”. He’s tired of your dullness so don’t get it twisted.
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No wahala when u sick or get pregnant use yourself do experiment but for the rest of us, everything must be evidence based facts
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Leave you so you kill everybody abi ? Thunder fire you, your father and that pedo Muhammad
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Replying to @Neo_officiall
If anything goes wrong that’s on her not Asherkine. She no be adult abi na toddler ?
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Your body that’s been used by how many others ? lol this one is delusional asf. You’re not even attractive 😭🤣🤣
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Omo you don’t need to bother explaining to Nigerians o😂😂from the comments under your tweet it’s obvious poverty has really affected how we think. Someone earning as much as 62m weekly can choose not to look at your face even if you earn 400 times more than he does…
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Fulani don dey show una how it’s done
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You said she finished him and it wasn’t a matter of self control. You’re also saying he was respecting her that is, suggesting it was a case of self control. Oga? Are you ok?
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Your world isn’t everyone’s reality now GTFOH
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Replying to @olajiire101
If I see them I dey make sure I greet them well in case dem kidnap me make dem pity me 😭😭😭
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Replying to @ngwababe @PenTitan
Omo Wetin you dey date ?
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Okay so what’s your point? Women don’t commit crime too?
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By their disgusting impoverished faces we shall know them
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