20:124-126
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Just feel to my knees at Tesco
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When youโ€™re reading Surah Al Baqarah and get to Ayatul Kursi
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Nobody: Me in Year 11 English: pathetic fallacy ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ
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?
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Lockdown was good times man. No job no education just a full on bum. Take me back
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This is our country now buddy ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
This explains many things.
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Habibi come to Luton again
Blackburn Town Hall - Saturday 3rd Aug Bolton Town Hall - Sunday 4th Aug 1pm Bristol Castle Park - Saturday 3rd Aug 7pm Hull Victoria Square - Saturday 3rd Aug 12pm Lancaster Town Hall - Sunday 4th Aug 10am Leeds Town Hall - Saturday 3rd Aug 1pm Middlesborough Cenotaph - Sunday 4th Aug 2pm Newcastle Upon Tyne Greys Monument - Saturday 10th Aug 1pm Portsmouth Guild Hall Sq - Saturday 3rd Aug 10am St Helens Town Hall - Saturday 3rd Aug 1pm Sunderland City Hall - Friday 2nd Aug 7pm Weymouth Seafront Clock - Sunday 4th Aug 5pm Rotherham - the holiday inn,mavers way, wath upon dearne, S63 7EQ Sunday 4th Aug Liverpool liverbuildings - 2pm Saturday 3rd Aug Manchester piccadilly - 930am Saturday 3rd Aug Preston flag market PR1 2AP - 2pm Saturday 3rd Aug Blackpool Town Hall Talbot Square 3pm Saturday 3rd Aug Nottingham Market Square Saturday 3rd Aug 2pm from twitter
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Bro just summed up Muslim Twitter
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Bit weird keeping biscuits in the sewing kit no?
if youโ€™ve never had these biscuits with tea, youโ€™re missing out๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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Ramadan is 5 months away. May Allฤh allow us to reach it in good health ุฃู…ูŠู†
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"Mohammed not welcome", says banner at the march in Warsaw.
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He went to pray Isha still
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Replying to @synszo
Nah iโ€™d follow her home to make sure she gets home safe cos why is a woman walking alone at night??
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โ€œStraighten the rows, shoulder to shoulder feet to feet. Istawoooooโ€
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Carragher saying โ€œi feel like every time heโ€™s away at international he scores a stunner free kickโ€ about Szoboszlai ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ does he know ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Alissonโ€™s hamstrings when thereโ€™s a 10 game season deciding fixture list coming up nitter.app/hamzalufc/status/17396โ€ฆ
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Open up my very own
What would yall use this space for?
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Please help me @metpoliceuk TNT are threatening me to watch another Liverpool game
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โ€œmay Allฤh ignore you if you skip this videoโ€ what????
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Saudi ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Alhamdulillah โ˜๐Ÿฝ
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๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Small nikkah here
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Imagine praying fajr here with your spouse then eating a pepes rice box whilst watching the sunrise after the nikkah
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โ€œDonโ€™t waste your laylatul qadr dua onโ€ฆโ€
What are signs that a person genuinely is unintelligent?
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What is Weghorst doing ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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*** ** **** ** **** ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Replying to @synszo
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Bro looked at everyone and made sure they were laughing too ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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What do you call a hijabi that likes to shop? Abaya ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Theyโ€™re actually so stupid man ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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SALAHHHHHHHH
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These apps are funny. Man said i gotta pay to see tomorrows prayer times ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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โ€œI LAUGHED SO LOUDโ€
Replying to @spicynudel
I LAUGHED SO LOUD
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LETโ€™S ALL LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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How is this app free ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Oh my gosh theyโ€™re so triggered ๐Ÿ˜ญ
This is our country now buddy ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
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๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Hear me out. Watermelon during Ramadan
A 10/10 fruit according to you?
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I would pay big money to see this guy try going round this roundabout
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93,937
Ayo ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
3
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1,420
May Allah guide this yoghurt
5
123
1,406
How is this app free ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
4
33
1,447
55,984
Tawakkul
1
445
1,387
48,227
๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
5
162
1,365
How is this app free ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11
40
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71,344
Just unlocked a memory
2
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This storm isha came full force no salam no dua nothing
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Replying to @TLivingLuxury
Donโ€™t do Christmas lad
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This learner has absolutely fucked it
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Eid trim patterned ๐Ÿซฐ๐Ÿฝ
3
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Weโ€™ve watched 55 games of football in 15 days ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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me and who
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This is genuinely the best Apple feature theyโ€™ve ever come up with
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Some of you arenโ€™t going to like this one but heโ€™s speaking the truth ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
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How is this app free ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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33
1,049
129,779
๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Me when i see my wife crying
Marry a man that crumbles completely when you cry
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No wonder Iโ€™m getting quoted ยฃ12k for a 1.2 litre Polo cos of these shit drivers
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That first cup of tea on Eid morning
5
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Why is there ice cream in the curry container???
1
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His head is on Mars ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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This app is ruthless how can a person post their plane ticket and someone called and cancelled their flight?? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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What is going on? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Brum is literally GTA irl ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Why did the sheep cross the road on Eid? To get to the adha side ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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LOOK HOW ORANGE
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This hit deep yk he aint leaving anytime soon ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜”
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Next time Ramadan is in summer most of us on here are gonna be in our 50s do yk how mad that is ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Is it just my family that says โ€œweโ€™ll leave after zuhr,asr,maghribโ€ etc when planning a motive? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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If Jude Bellingham and Salman Khan had a son together
2
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Room makeover complete
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Open up my very own
what would you do with this extra space in your home?
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How is this app free ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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This isra*li downfall is gonna be beautiful. May Allah be with the people of Palestine and protect them ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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May you and everyone else that thinks this is funny burn forever in the deepest pits of Jahannam
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I feel like an abaya girly lifting up my thobe every time i go up the stairs
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Work dadi is insane
Replying to @Ad11_i
Itโ€™s a jokeโ€ฆ.shes 74๐Ÿ˜ญ
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โ€œWait sheโ€™s older than you??โ€ God forbid i want to take care of the elderly (sheโ€™s 1 year older)
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๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Got my Gravenberch turn for the day

ALT Rafa Benitez Newcastle United GIF

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๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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โ€œMe and my boys donโ€™t do foreign whips we do foreign tripsโ€
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Yo Man United fans, how many days are there in a week?
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First thing I do when online shopping
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