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Cop slid on his gear attached to belt.
Scott slid on his bare ass with his nuts dragging like an anchor.
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My nephew is 19, jobless, skinny as a rail, sits around smoking dope all day, and has zero ambition.
But he’s 6’5” and has a girlfriend.
Like wtf…
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Imagine making a serious statement as an adult and referring to somebody as “Pee pee”.
I’ve seen 5 year olds that are more mature than this.
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There’s no rules saying extraterrestrials cant participate. We just haven’t had an applicant yet.
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The irony of recording yourself on a cellphone, through the internet, powered by electricity, inside a home heated by modern technology, all while complaining about people benefiting from colonization.
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I can’t believe these people are saying this shit unironically. The history of “colonizers” abandoning a black nation almost always results in regression back to the Stone Age in 20 years.
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Use the waybackmachine and look again. They’re editing and piggybacking off the momentum of another article.
It’s just scummy business practice, not uncanny clairvoyance.
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If you’re so confident, wouldn’t you prefer an election right now to prove you right?
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I’m not positive, but I think he was kidnapped as a kid and his mom isn’t his real mom.
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Ironically, you rewrote the equation wrong. You added parenthesis where they don’t exist.
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Please educate the incels how a woman goes from dead flat in a tube top to an H-cup in a halter top.
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Heh, yeah… voting for the party the wants more police in crime ridden areas of cities would have zero effect on how many crimes occur.
You can’t be serious…
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Is elections Alberta typing the results with their feet?
Why report 3 votes from a riding? Who counted to 3 and hit submit, then went for a coffee break for 15 min.
Weird as hell.
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Migrants already pick our fruit on an annual basis. We give out fruit picking visas every harvest. This has nothing to do with irregular boarder crossings.
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Model S Plaid Nordschleife Full in 7 minutes and 35.6 seconds.
Ferrari 296 GTB Nordschleife Full in 6 minutes and 58.6 seconds.
No, a top Tesla is not faster than a top Ferrari.
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I’m pretty sure it’s some sort of predictive fight mechanism in our brains.
Every time I meet a new scenario irl or through story, I’ll mentally visualize myself in that danger to see how I’d solve it.
I doubt I’ll ever meet an alligator, but I know how I’d fight one.
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Well there’s your problem, the kid didn’t speak Swahili.
Maybe hire people that can give clear concise orders.
Imo this once comes down to how good of a lawyer he can afford.
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Excuse my ignorance, but didn’t they strike right before Christmas as a strategy?
Why else would they try to leverage peak mailing season.
They could have striked in July and picketed in warm weather.
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The crock hunter death was a 1 in a million probability event. It was a shot straight to the heart by a big ass stingray.
That little thing ain’t killing you.
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They’re in high school bud, and you look like you played bongos in parliament 60 years ago.
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They attempt to tackle social issues and promote progressive values. Hyenas, for example explores themes of identity and social inequality. Concord includes a trans character and touches on issues of gender identity. Dustborn also deals with themes of social justice and inequality.
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Are you implying a professional fighter feared for his safety when a teenager sized drunk guy telegraphed intent?
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You come home and your little brother disassembled the Xbox and is trying to pry components off with a knife
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My $3000 pc can barely play the newest games at 120fps. Why would anybody think a $500 plastic box can do it?
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I stopped playing these games a while ago because of annoying shit like this. A good game is highly balanced. Having paid skins that make you any degree less visible are death to balance.
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The fact that you can be charged with that in the first place shows how broken the justice system is.
Wish such a low bar, you can accuse anybody you want and it’s impossible to disprove.
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Your second point is the catalyst for all of the games failures. I bet they scrapped 2 years of progress/story development and set themselves back another 2 years in technical problems.
I can only imagine what the game could have been if they didn’t needlessly add KR.
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My dad is 75 and lives in Calgary. He qualified fairly early and hasn’t been able to find an available dentist that’s part of the program for 2 months now.
5 of his local clinics including his regular dentist opted out. If he does find a clinic, it’ll be months before an appointment.
He just paid out of pocket instead because he’s not waiting 6 months to fix his tooth.
This is in line with all public healthcare in Canada and a total joke. It’s as good as dying while waiting for an oncologist appointment in Canada.
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The UN offered them a desalination plant that would provide 120% of their water needs.
The Hamas government said no thanks, we have rights to the rivers and will go thirsty if we can’t access them.
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My sister is about 2 weeks away from kicking his ass out. The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed.
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I like the dude that goes on trans Reddit and post pictures of real women and the caption “6 months of HRT” just to make all the ugly dudes more dysphoric
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People think it’s a FN FAL but originally it was the FL FAL.
You guessed it, made in Florida.
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And I gave you far bigger evidence that he isn’t.
A $100 million car collection offsets any frugality you have in hotel spending.
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Self regulation through a negative feedback loop. An explosion in population means a collapse the next year. That’s why all of a sudden there’s a ton of rabbits, they compete for limited resources, and a large number don’t make it.
Basically how equilibrium works in nature.
As the populating grows, it starts to go through additional cycles before repeating, sorta like a pattern. These are represented by forking in the path.
By the time you have a huge population, there’s so many of these forks that it looks like dense chaos on that chart. And it does hit chaos, but also stabilizes back to normal eventually too.
Really fascinating to visualize a representation of x_{n+1} = r * x_n * (1 - x_n)
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No, his name was not Christ.
"Christ" comes from the Greek word "Christos," which means "anointed one" or "messiah."
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The ego on this guy…
You honestly don’t think somebody far more qualified than you didn’t think of that and decide against it?
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To call vaccine hesitancy “antivax” at this point is ridiculous. The risk benefit analysis has changed
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The narrative around Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's (PMJT) economic policies in Canada has been mixed, with different sources and perspectives providing varied assessments. Here's a breakdown based on available information:
- **Carbon Tax**: PMJT introduced a national carbon tax, which has been a point of contention. While it's argued to encourage a shift towards a greener economy, critics cite it as increasing costs for businesses and consumers, potentially hampering economic growth in sectors like oil and gas. This policy is sometimes linked to regional tensions, particularly in western Canada, where it's seen as detrimental to the economy.[](fraserinstitute.org/article/…)
- **Higher Taxes on High Earners**: The government increased the top marginal income tax rate from 29% to 33% for entrepreneurs, professionals, and business owners. Critics argue this could discourage investment and entrepreneurship, potentially slowing economic growth.[](fraserinstitute.org/article/…)[](fraserinstitute.org/commenta…)
- **Increased Government Spending**: PMJT's administration has seen significant increases in government spending, both in response to the COVID-19 crisis and beyond. While this was aimed at stimulating the economy, there's debate over whether this spending was too high, leading to higher debt levels and future economic pressures.[](fraserinstitute.org/article/…)[](fraserinstitute.org/commenta…)
- **Regulatory Environment**: Policies like Bill C-69 (the Impact Assessment Act) and Bill C-48 (the Oil Tanker Moratorium Act) have been criticized for adding regulatory burdens on the energy sector, particularly in Western Canada. This is seen by some as stifling development and investment in these industries.[](fraserinstitute.org/article/…)
- **Economic Growth and Recovery**: While some sources claim that Canada avoided a post-COVID recession better than some G7 countries, there are criticisms regarding the quality of economic growth. For instance, GDP per capita growth has been relatively low compared to previous governments, suggesting that per-person economic benefits might not be as robust as overall GDP figures might indicate.[](c2cjournal.ca/2023/09/trudea…)[](thehub.ca/2024/02/03/jake-fu…)[](fraserinstitute.org/article/…)
- **Housing Policies**: The government's approach to housing, including measures like the ban on foreign home buyers, has been both praised for addressing housing affordability and criticized for potentially dampening foreign investment in the real estate market.
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This comment blew up so I’m going to up the info ante in hopes of enlightening people to the horror show that is bottom surgery.
Vagina hairballs. Constant infection. Imbalanced flora causing bacterial vaginitis in 50% if NV’s tested. The wound heals over if not stretched daily
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I can’t remember the study but the summary of it:
If 1000 randomly selected men and women throw a baseball, how many women can throw as accurately as the 1000th(worst performing) man?
4/1000
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I don’t think he’s down’s. He didn’t have any telltale characteristics.
Looked more like fetal alcohol syndrome and developmentally challenged.
So the average liberal online.
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Guy walks up to her in bar: hey can I buy you a drink?
Her: no, you can buy me a car!
Him:
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At the cost of their most hardcore fan base.
They stole the enjoyment of the first playthrough and used us as beta testers. Then they simply copied what the modding community was doing months ahead of them to “fix” the game.
None of the original promises came to fruition, even after 2 years of patching.
Imagine you were sold on a car with Mercedes and on delivery, a Kia shows up. That’s how we felt.
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Uh… he drove to the restaurant with enough liquor that he couldn’t stand up to take his kid to the bathroom.
That alone is justification.
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This is what happened when everybody demonizes manual labour and goes to school to be a *insert useless degree*.
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I think maybe the 50,000 poll watchers and lawyers might have had an influence on legitimacy this time.
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Ah yes, over abundant resources and lack of winter is a really challenging predicament to be in.
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Leftist Twitter: think of their jobs! What will they do now?!
Should have thought about that before, I guess. 🤷♂️
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That she was going around slapping people and then claimed she’s never hurt anybody before.
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I’ve been playing as storm since the x-men game on GameGear in 1995. Never took issue playing her in any game over the next 20+ years.
Fast forward to 2024 and I’m labeled a bigot for not liking crappy female characters in modern woke games.
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This is Canada. How the hell am I supposed to bike to work in winter? It’s 20km in -20°C. Are you insane?
No amount of bike lanes will solve traffic in Canada.
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“Unless somebody is dumb enough to steal a car and trick it up”
Criminals do this all the time. Not sure what you’re getting at.
Nobody is using their own car to pull off heists. You’re either naïve or trolling.
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It’s self extinguishing. They add flame retardant to the mixture.
You really think they didn’t account for that?
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Do regular people shoot and then execute downed victims or is that more of a gangster move?
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My family has generational trauma but I’ve never picked up a rock and tried to smash a window. Was my generational trauma not intense enough to achieve primal savagery?
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