OG Crypto Lawyer. Frmrly DeFi Fund, Citi Ventures, Goldman Sachs, Columbia Law. Based opinions expressed herein are solely mine. nOt LeGaL Or fInAnCiAl aDvIcE🖕

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Bitcoin almost back to $1000 - congrats to the "hodlers"
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Replying to @ChrisJBakke
It’s just $9, Michael, how much could it cost? Three cents?
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ALT Blade Runner 2049 GIF

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There are two Americans. One has a net worth of $5 million and makes $250k a year. One is in debt and makes $40k a year. Now when they send their bitcoin to Celsius only one of them will earn passive income on it. Guess which one. We live in a regulatory clown world.
Important Celsius Update for our Users in the United States medium.com/p/6df471420cc7
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Replying to @DiscussingFilm
They’re using the manatee ball process they said family guy was guilty of
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Replying to @SenWarren
Liz Warren in 1996: email poses a serious threat to our postal system
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Replying to @tamoorh
Coming from a gaming journalist that is indeed quite the insult
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Trump invited us all to a Crypto Ball so he could launch a coin without us
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Replying to @DiscussingFilm
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Replying to @ZohranKMamdani
This u?
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Replying to @TuckerCarlson
Nice, two Qatar-funded assholes in conversation for an hour
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Replying to @SenWarren
Is this the same @SenWarren that got ridiculed trying to convince low information voters that their thanksgiving grocery prices are going up because of greedy supermarkets and not because of the disastrous inflation caused by central bank / money printing?
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Replying to @tednotlasso
My NYE resolution is to be half as chad as Sunny
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Replying to @Safety @SECGov
The SEC wants to be in charge of cybersecurity regulation but didn’t enable 2fa on their market moving X account? No way.
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Thanks for the protection, Gary
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Replying to @J_fassler
Bluesky is that way
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Replying to @liz_churchill10
Literally the Onion
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They are - now. Hope it’s not too little too late.
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Harvard’s acceptance rate is 3% @BlubBlobCoin’s is <1%
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I’ve been working on something in stealth for quite a while that I am ecstatic to finally share… We’ve formed a team and completed the process to CTO @avax ! There is a fruitful community and abundance of products, apps, and games building on Avalanche that deserve recognition and support. I’m extremely excited to take this leap and bring AVAX to the next level alongside the new Avalanche CTO Team: - @nobsfud - @twitt_tr - @thetopsignal - @WSBChairman - @mashxd and so many more integrous individuals. Also the logo is now green.
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Who else is wearing the hat and pending
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He’s proudly sharing that meme? But isn’t it unflattering and ridiculous?
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Replying to @lokithebird
even worse. he sold them access to his twitter account while retaining control so he can continue to go on unhinged rants while they occasionally pop in and shill their upcoming rugpull. that's why his timeline is ever more schizophrenic than usual
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Look what @BlubBlobCoin just sent to the Ket and Wink jeets.... No whitelist for them! ShameFi works!
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Thanks to @hakikiceo for gifting me the #1 Boi Club NFT
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Avalanche: Verified American Xcellence
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Replying to @wassielawyer
I’m at crypto ball with his actual incoming crypto policy team and they had no idea what was going on
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Avalanche Verified American Xcellence
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I just joined @BlubBlobCoin team to help screen presale applicants. Buy $Ket and comment ‘I drink your blubshake😽’ if you want to be considered! And don’t forget to like, follow and subscribe!
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Good point, @ZohranKMamdani why are you tweeting deep fakes of you smiling and hugging Islamic terrorists?
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In London for @avax summit!
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Replying to @bIkwmnlvr
I think that’s a good color for an Acura
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You met me at a very strange time in my life
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ALT Because Fuck Them Why GIF

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Base is for everyone.
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Replying to @Beef
Somebody’s getting nervous
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Attn @yellowcatdao members Flipping the premier Soylana cat coin is within reach Poopcat is $215m and Yellow Ket is about $60m off the target Go do the thing
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Replying to @nytimes
Amazing headline for something that isn’t in the opinion section
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What will I tell the grandkids when they ask me Grandpa, what were you doing when your government was deporting thousands of violent migrant criminals back to their home countries?
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Dave showing that he’s a better journalist than any @nytimes hack!
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So Moonbags, tell us all about that new project you’re launching
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Avalanche Granite Update is Coming! The Avalanche (AVAX) ecosystem is leveling up with Granite! Set to launch on Fuji Testnet on October 29, 2025, this update boosts the network’s speed, security, and developer-friendliness. Here’s the scoop: What’s New? ACP-181: Cheaper Cross-Chain Transactions P-Chain’s epoch views are optimized, slashing Inter-Chain Messaging (ICM) costs by 20-30% and making the network more stable! ACP-204: Biometric Signature Support Avalanche now supports biometric verification like FaceID/TouchID on Apple, Google, and YubiKey devices! dApps are now safer and more user-friendly. ACP-226: Dynamic Block Times Block production adjusts to network load, dropping to as low as 0.5 seconds during low traffic for lightning-fast transactions! When? Fuji Testnet: October 29, 2025 Mainnet: November-December 2025 (pending tests) Why It Matters? Granite makes Avalanche faster, cheaper, and more accessible. Biometric integration brings Web3 closer to mainstream adoption. A major step in the Avalanche9000 roadmap! Learn more: docs.avax.network #Avalanche #Granite #Web3 #Blockchain #DeFi @nobsfud @ExcelBaller
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Replying to @MPSWandsworth
Hey you accidentally turned off comments on your post about the missing girls
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President Trump about to sign the GENIUS Act into law! (“They named it after me”) piped.video/live/1izvMU1WfBU…
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Don’t forget who taught Blub how to fish
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Replying to @litnewsnet
Trump has the sharpest natural political instincts
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Just widened my collection
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I can’t get over this image
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I wish i had sol so i could sell it for avax
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I just onboarded @curtislepore to @thearena
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Wow what do you guys think about the allocation sizes? I’m not sure….. Large Fish: 9000 AVAX Medium Fish: 30 AVAX Small Fish: .069 AVAX
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The investment vehicle will be (re)named AVAX One 🔥 AVAX One aims to own more than $700 million in AVAX tokens and tokenized traditional assets on the Avalanche blockchain. It plans to acquire fintech and insurance companies and move them to the Avalanche network.
Exclusive: Anthony Scaramucci and crypto investment firm Hivemind Capital are investing in a new company that intends to buy digital tokens issued on the Avalanche blockchain, the first of its kind on.wsj.com/3VpCf6N
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Replying to @hakikiceo
Us at Avalanche Summit next month
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Thanks to Zach I had to go off private because I got too many follow requests to handle manually and I got a taste of what it’s like being him for a day with hundreds of people reaching out for help regarding the myriad crypto hacks thefts and scams :/
Proud to share that earlier this year I helped lead an initiative which resulted in the successful seizure of $12M connected to the Caesar’s ransomware incident from September 2023. This was done in collaboration with @cryptoesq and law enforcement.
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Replying to @nintenspiders
Oh that’s actually the plot
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We've reached the Holy Mountain
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Replying to @nic_carter
at Citi Ventures we wanted to and tried to do innovative stuff with crypto - they kept doing their best to make it unfeasable by making the legal/regulatory risk and reputational risk higher and higher
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Hardest working CEO in Web3
More than 154,000 X accounts connected for WL application, and 51,000 individuals successfully completed the required data for the WL application process. These 51,000 applicants were first filtered by my team, where duplicate and alternate accounts were removed, reducing the number to 37,000. This refined list was then distributed among the 100 members of the Boi Club for selection. Normally, each member would be given a list of 370 candidates to review. However, we provided each member with approximately 740 names—370 plus an additional 370—because most of the candidates on one member’s list were also present on another’s. This way, if two members independently selected the same person without knowing each other’s choices, that candidate was automatically approved for WL without further review. The total number of people who were selected by at least two separate members in this way was 287. For the remaining 900 WL slots, we carefully reviewed the full list of 1,381 candidates submitted by the Boi Club 100, along with another group of nearly 1,000 individuals marked as “shortlisted.” This entire evaluation process was carried out meticulously by myself and two of my team members. Any Boi Club member who appeared to have made rushed or careless selections had their list completely reset. I personally re-evaluated each candidate one by one. We identified four members within the Boi Club 100 who had clearly made such careless decisions. After a final review of all shortlisted names, we carefully added those we truly believed deserved it, forming the final WL list of 1,200 winners. For 15 straight hours, without sleep, my team and I reviewed every aspect of the process, especially concerning the Jeet Allocation. As I mentioned earlier, the Jeet Allocation list was not provided to Boi Club members, because this list was built separately by analyzing actual market behavior. It was based on people who had dumped all their allocations within the first 20 minutes after launch in major projects, who had publicly FUDed Boi, or who had openly revealed selfish plans during Space or Stage discussions. To ensure fairness for those who were included in the Jeet list but believe they were unfairly judged, I am personally reviewing every individual assigned a Jeet tier. If any mistake is found, it will be corrected. A few cases have already been resolved. The goal here is not to reduce people’s AVAX contribution by labeling them with a Jeet tag. The goal is to make sure they are accurately labeled under the correct tier and allocation, and whether they choose to participate or not is entirely up to them. My responsibility is to correct what needs correction. To those who didn’t win a WL and are feeling upset, or are reacting with insults or dissatisfaction toward the WL they received, I strongly encourage you to be rational and carefully read everything I’ve written above. I sincerely thank everyone who has invested their most valuable asset, time into this project since day one. And to those who have shown their true colors with their behavior and reactions, thank you as well for reminding me just how solid the team I’ve built around me truly is. We didn’t ask anything from you. In fact, we provided you with two high-quality products, completely free and built for your enjoyment. One is a meme generator, and the other is a GIF generator. Why? Because I wanted our community to be the very first to test just two of the many tools that will eventually be used and sold within the Boi ecosystem. In just 45 days, over 5,600 users have created more than 145,000 memes and that number is still growing. Meanwhile, BoiMotion, which is still in beta, was used by more than 1,000 users in less than 48 hours, generating over 470 video contents. all created for you, by you. As I’ve said to those who stepped up and contributed from day one: Your efforts have not gone unnoticed and we haven’t really started anything truly yet. Much Love
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Please Be Patient
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Next I flip the entire @avax blockchain
Wow my @thearena ticket is now more expensive than @blknoiz06
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I have lost it and gone fully on tilt, i just bought a bunny mask, ramen box, acid mask, and holo oni #dokyo
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JC returns and this guy doesn’t even 50x
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How dare they create an open protocol and correctly predict election results
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it appears that the yellow cat ai trading agent is now making trades on the avax chain, starting with coq
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Orb Phase 1 -> ketorbs.xyz/ Here’s what you need to know: 1. You can mint unlimited Copper Orbs for 150 KET. 2. Merging three orbs of any kind will upgrade them to the next tier. (Each tier has different merging costs.) 3. Bronze Orbs and all higher-tier orbs are capped. 4. What will the orbs do? - You'll find out in due time. 5. What happens to the KET used to buy orbs? - It is mainly used as a ket sink, but may be used for a variety of purposes, including burning, and rewarding diamond hands. also wanna say a big thanks to @DeepWtrStudios who made this possible. big ups to vq, and tactical, dont forget to say thanks.
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Which of my Avax NFTs should be my PFP in 2025
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Two $avax tokens are on the top of the @coingecko 🇺🇸Made in USA 🇺🇸 list by a wide margin and it’s not close American Values American Xcellence wider
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Replying to @MCUSource
Shoudve paid Mads Mikkelson $1.5m
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A presale where you send nudes that get tweeted via smart contract if you jeet
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Ket invite Coq to Wyoming; Ket and Coq bes frens!
it appears that the yellow cat ai trading agent is now making trades on the avax chain, starting with coq
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Wow my @thearena ticket is now more expensive than @blknoiz06
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This is a social experiment, send AVAX to 0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dEaD within 24 hours and don't ask questions
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Can you imagine being told to literally fuck off by every executive at a company and then posting how excited you are to visit their office and show your unwavering support
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Replying to @DeItaone
Wow the whole dump was just an overreaction. Who would have thought?
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Rate my breakfast
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Apply to the Avalanche Team1 DAO!
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Made @jesusmartinez join us on our daily 15,000 step Miami crypto cabal walk around South Bech today and gifted him the Dokyo of his choosing! #5044 @dokyoworld
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Gün keynote (and brief history lesson) at @AVAX Summit London
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I wore avalanche crocs to the crypto multimillionaire black tie NYE party
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Try to wire $100k of your own money from your @citi checking account to buy the $eth dip and this is what happens. What a joke. And @SenWarren wonders why people hate the banks and are flocking to stablecoins for payments and transfer.
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Two USA-based tokens joining $avax on the Made in USA list: $Juicy and $Ket
New Category: Made in USA 🇺🇸 We've added a category for #MadeinUSA coins for Inauguration Day! Check out the full list: coingecko.com/en/categories/…
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Who’s ready to buy some Turkish bears?
The wait is finally over. $BOI is launching tomorrow, April 23 between 22:00 and 00:00 UTC on LFJ. Do not interact with any token claiming to be the official $BOI unless it is shared from this account @boithebear. Any other token will result in loss of funds. Tokens for all presale participants will be distributed shortly after liquidity is deployed. Thank you for taking this journey with us. This marks the first big step for the BOI brand 🐻
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BREAKING: Integrity DAO Arena Holdings LLC to join S&P 500
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Blue just confirm that a Blub face tattoo is an autoadmit into @BlubBlobCoin
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Which is better? Ket with Boi mask or Boi with Ket hat?
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Season 3 Avalanche trading cards: I got a @nobsfud @WSBChairman @chooserich and @0xThaDream
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Replying to @mehran__jalali
#4 Be Straightforward and Direct - Even at the Expense of Being Polite When I invited Brian to get a drink with me after he finished his workout, he told me he’d “rather fucking die.”
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Replying to @DancingEddie_
Guy’s a wannabe Sahil
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Hanging this on the wall #avalanche #neon
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