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BREAKING: Melania spotted after the guilty #verdict. #TrumpTrialThursday
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J.D. Vance prepping for the #VPDebate2024

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Republicans getting their “thoughts and prayers” ready. #ChiefsParade

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I’ll be voting for the political party that wants to give children free lunches. Not the party that wants to force them to give birth. #Election2024
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Every single man who votes for Kamala Harris is saving women’s lives. Be a hero. Vote blue. 💙 #ElectionDay
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Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana is a walking caricature of southern conservative cringe.
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Melania on Wednesday morning. #Arrestmas
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Replying to @EdKrassen
I’m the son of an immigrant. When he came through Ellis Island, our family faced the same wanton xenophobia and racism that Republicans exhibit today. And that was seventy years ago. The more everything changes, the more it stays the same.
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Children of the Corn Flakes #BreitbartCereals
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Replying to @krassenstein
Republicans believe in ‘small government’ except when it comes to: - Reproductive rights - Libraries - Books - School planning - Marriage - LGBTQ+ equality - Voting - Healthcare - Medication access - Judicial processes - Free speech - Disney - Gender Have I missed anything?
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Bells are ringing in Paris. Fireworks over London. The world’s celebrating with us. 🇺🇸 #BidenHarris2020
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Replying to @yashar
BREAKING: Actual footage of Ted Cruz watching his political career collapse on Twitter.
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I worked in Bill Clinton’s White House. I’m still proud of him, I’m proud of our accomplishments, and I’m damn proud to be a Democrat. #DNC2024CHICAGO #DNCConvention
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Matt Damon as a bitter, sniffling, yelling, very guilty Brett Kavanaugh is... ... PERFECT. 😂 #snl @nbcsnl #SNLPremiere
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Replying to @krassenstein
Biden 2028 🇺🇸
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Replying to @EdKrassen
The same people telling you gun laws will not stop mass shootings are passing anti-abortion laws to stop abortion.
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Republicans: YOU CAN’T RUSH THIS Also Republicans: #ImpeachmentDay #AmericaOrTrump
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BREAKING: Hundreds of kids were found working at McDonald’s in Kentucky & elsewhere. Small children. Actual 10-year-olds working long hours for almost nothing. This is what Republicans like @SarahHuckabee want. Profits matter more than human life to these people.
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Replying to @EdKrassen
Cry harder, Republicans
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After the GOP loses tonight, watch Fox News pivot back to Hunter Biden’s laptop faster than Herschel Walker can mumble the words ‘this erection was stolen.’ #GArunoff
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Replying to @krassenstein
Whisper Marjorie Taylor Greene’s name 3x in front of a mirror. I dare you.
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HEROES.
Garbage collectors in Ankara open a library with books rescued from the trash. "The only regret the men have, is that they didn't start collecting sooner." goodnet.org/articles/turkish…
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Trump's 20% is a new food tax to fund his stupid wall? Listen you human Cheeto-I'm gonna party with Corona & guac the day you're impeached.
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Replying to @krassenstein
Bobby has been an embarrassment to the Kennedy family for years. Don’t know what happened to him, but it’s pretty sad to watch.
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Replying to @krassenstein
Bobby has been an embarrassment to the Kennedy family for decades. I don’t know what happened to the guy, but it really is sad to watch.
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Replying to @gtconway3d
These two.
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Replying to @PleaseBeGneiss
Tell us that girls ignored you in high school without telling us that girls ignored you in high school. 🤡
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Replying to @krassenstein
Here’s the best mugshot of all:
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Replying to @EdKrassen
$787 million. That’s how much Fox News is paying Dominion. Dominion is worth $80M, so this settlement is almost 10x the company’s entire value. Fox knows it’s guilty. They know they lied. This is a stinging rebuke against their brand of libel ‘journalism.’
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Replying to @krassenstein
Republicans are groomers.
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Replying to @krassenstein
Imagine being a grown adult and getting triggered over a rainbow on a beer can. 🤡
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Sure enough, they’re trolling @GOP Katie Britt’s disastrous SOTU rebuttal on #SNL. Love it. 🤣
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The only difference between Ron Jeremy and Donald Trump is about 11 inches. #TuesdayThoughts #AllEyesOnKentucky
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I don’t even wait. I just grab Earth by the peninsula. When you're a star you can do anything. #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth
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Can we just have Andra Day and Jon Batiste present every award show? #stripmall #GoldenGlobes
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Replying to @EdKrassen
BREAKING: live footage of Trump protests
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Replying to @itsJeffTiedrich
Republicans getting their "Thoughts and Prayers" ready

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Replying to @krassenstein
BREAKING: Republicans self-destructing
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This is the moment a cop murdered a 13-year-old child. Tell me — does he look threatening to you? #AdamToledo
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BREAKING: Live footage of the Republican Party. #TrumpIndictment
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Jon Stewart is still an American treasure, even with that dead animal on his head. #LSSC @colbertlateshow @StephenAtHome
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Replying to @EdKrassen
BREAKING: Dominion just unveiled its legal strategy.

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John Oliver & Stephen are the odd couple we all need. Every night. Forever. #lssc @colbertlateshow @StephenAtHome
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Republicans: WOMEN ARE TOO EMOTIONAL TO BE PRESIDENT Also Republicans: (#KevinMcCarthysWeekendPlans)
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Jesus would slash programs for the poor in order to fund tax cuts for the rich. No wait, that's Republicans #WhatWouldMillennialJesusDo
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Trump just resigned. #CalmMeDownIn3Words
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Never seen an #SNL cast break this much during a skit. Classic. #pedropascal
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Replying to @CalltoActivism
The Civil War never really ended. Bigotry has always shaped a minority of Americans, mainly south of the Mason-Dixon.
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Replying to @krassenstein
Homosexuality is scary to Republicans.
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Finally. A real musical genius: Joni Mitchell. #Grammys
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Replying to @EdKrassen
Ever notice how there’s never any protesters lining the streets when Joe Biden visits a foreign country? 🤔
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Replying to @AOC
Between this, and a judge forcing KY polls to stay open past their closing time, the GOP is shitting. a. brick.
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Replying to @EdKrassen
You mean conservatives are groomers? Say it ain’t so.
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If Trump can cancel Air Force One upgrades for future presidents, we should be able to cancel a Trump presidency for the future of America.
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Trump’s attorneys lied openly & repeatedly to the Senate. Schoen, van der Veen, and Castor should be disbarred.
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This is the best cold open #SNL has done all year. Trump interrupting the Last Supper to compare himself to Jesus being persecuted. I’m literally lol. Great job, guys. 🏆
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Clinton/Kaine '16 Just wait - it will make sense in a few days. #ClintonKaine16 #HillaryClinton @HillaryClinton @timkaine #NeverTrump
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How many kids with 'Deplorable' in their name are defending Trump in 2005? BTW - he had just married @MELANIATRUMP Game over. #NeverTrump
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Replying to @funder
BREAKING: NASA rover claims it was just dropping off daughters on Mars.
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Replying to @itsJeffTiedrich
Republicans are broken
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Replying to @EdKrassen
Republicanism is a cult. And the cult is collapsing.
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Election was fake. #CalmMeDownIn3Words
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Yeah, because Trump's demographic are yuuuge Starbucks drinkers 😂 How did that Hamilton boycott work out for ya, bigots? #BoycottStarbucks
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This single episode of #MadamSecretary is so brilliantly conceived & written that it deserves an #Emmy nomination. As a former WH aide, this narrative rings true. It’s superb philosophical, political, policy-based drama. @TheEmmys, take note. @MadamSecretary
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Replying to @EdKrassen
Love is love! 😍
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It’s official: @JohnLithgow makes a better Giuliani than Giuliani. 👏🏼 #lssc #shhhhh @colbertlateshow
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Replying to @ericareport
As a lawyer, I can say without hesitation that every last one of them should lose their law licenses. They violated their oaths as defenders of the law, and they’re not fit to practice.
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Replying to @mmpadellan
Boom.
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My president is black, my president is brilliant, my president is beautiful, my president is Barack.
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Replying to @EdKrassen
Just to review:
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Fuck you, Putin. Fuck you so much. #UkraineUnderAttack #PutinIsaWarCriminal
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BREAKING: Old, white Republican politicians cry hard
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Replying to @krassenstein
Love is love 😍🌈
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Trump's bigotry will not win. #KindnessIn5Words
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If Trump apologists want to #FireColbert, then you know Stephen is doing something right. #GiveColbertARaise #LSSC @colbertlateshow
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Raise your hand if you voted for Trump and you're celebrating #CincodeMayo Now take that hand and smack yourself upside the head.
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BREAKING: COVID-19 self-quarantines after being exposed to Donald Trump. #GOPSuperSpreaders #RoseGardenMassacre
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Gluing down this embarrasing mess. #OtherUsesForMarshmallowFluff
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Replying to @gtconway3d
But her emails. 🤡
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“Christmastime for the Jews” is a masterpiece. #SNL
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Replying to @kylegriffin1 @MSNBC
womp womp
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Replying to @EdKrassen
Love is love is love 😍
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Mr. Moon- I’m trying to figure out if you’re being serious, or just trolling. It doesn’t matter if their marriage lasts 70 years. It shouldn’t have started when she was 12 yrs old. The parents never had the right to give their consent. We don’t live in a Third World country
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Missouri State Senator (Republican) Mike Moon actually said this. He thinks a 12-year-old child should have the right to marry. What the f*ck is happening to this country? @realmikemoon @MissouriSenate
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Replying to @EdKrassen
There was an armed guard in that bank, and five people died. But let’s definitely put armed guards in every classroom.
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Politicians like Joe Manchin remind me of diapers: They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin has announced he will vote against Neera Tanden, President Biden's nominee for the director of the Office of Management and Budget, which will make it difficult for her to be confirmed given GOP resistance to her nomination cnn.it/3blMiCb
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With all due respect, Mr. Moon: you’re arguing semantics. At the first mention of someone questioning whether the marriage of a 12-year-old is acceptable, your answer shouldn’t be “it’s up to the parents.” It isn’t up to the parents. We answer to a rule of law.
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If you have more #MAGA hats than teeth, you're not invited to our #TrumpImpeachmentParty. #HowToSpotASnowflake
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Replying to @EricIdle
Always look on the bright side of life 🐰
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Replying to @patriottakes
Love is love 😍
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Replying to @chrislhayes
Rush Limbaugh’s fraudulent Medal of Freedom should be auctioned off... ...and proceeds donated to Planned Parenthood.
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Replying to @EdKrassen
Merry arrestmas!
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