Rabbits living on a little farm in the woods, up in the mountains with ongoing shenanigans and lore so I can tell everyone I'm a professional 2D rabbit⤵️
- Tweets 53,691
- Following 1,226
- Followers 1,424
- Likes 218,861
Pinned Tweet
Good morning 😃
Starting the day with a giant cup of coffee☕️
ALT Giant cup of coffee is relative. Bunnies are relatively small, so an espresso would be giant. It would also make them hyper till they hop to the moon
4
31
5,353
Do they realize that they're the worst thing that's ever happened to "environmentalism"?
127
192
20,159
853,394
I'm starting to get the impression the Mandela effect is a psyop to get people used to being memory holed
137
534
16,710
735,490
That's where the birdies live, the doggos walk and every second romcom shoots a scene. It's the important part
8
36
8,743
364,109
BPD/ borderline personality disorder = you will be dealing with law enforcement at some point and you will have trouble explaining to the officer exactly how you ended up in that situation
116
157
8,234
1,167,141
Oh dear, you are going to struggle with men if you don't see where she messed up.
Having those 2 categories in your head and separating them is a get out of my car level of red flag
39
50
7,772
383,304
8m, with a bunch of assumptions and not bothering to calculate the angle of the light source
6
6
5,193
220,794
Let's be real, no-one is going to even google. We'll read the top 5 comments, forget why we wanted to know and hop along
90
11
4,071
286,372
Except he didn't
ALT Archimedes is credited with discovering and proving the law of the lever, which describes the relationship between force, distance, and the balance of a lever. The law states that for a lever to be in equilibrium, the product of the force applied and its distance from the fulcrum (the pivot point) must be equal on both sides of the fulcrum. This principle is fundamental to understanding how levers work and how they can be used to amplify force or distance.
25
38
3,686
226,750
She must have either the best sense of humor or the most patience in history to be celebrating 20 years of marriage to Ken Jeong
3
32
3,456
221,908
Tell me you don't understand economics without telling me you don't understand economics.
36
12
3,270
141,524
"texted her a list" 🙄
Tell us you've never satisfied a women without actually saying it. 😂
Women naturally get enthusiastic if they're comfortable and excited.🤦♂️
He's 35, how can he not know that!?!
Now I just feel like I'm writing a public service announcement
10
49
3,249
204,908
Imagine if the person with "facts" knew the difference between income and assets. Now that would be impressive 😂
31
13
3,021
63,606
It's a couple working a business together, yet somehow this is the 3rd retweet by a western woman making bizzare assumptions about their relationship based on a 30 second clip and not stopping to think for 3 seconds
15
54
2,904
105,527
Canada euthanizes people, civilized might mean different things to different people
12
6
2,931
53,806
Hall passes in relationships are creepy and weird. If you want one that's why your partner doesn't trust you
5
36
2,808
174,707
It was actually long before the Vikings that the Celts of northern Europe wore braids. You are doing it incorrectly if you want European braids because they should never pull at your scalp like that.
This is an example of traditional braids from eastern Europe.
33
71
2,144
151,251
Unless you have low self esteem, in which case it tricks you into thinking you're 5 times less attractive than you are
15
9
1,485
47,783
Yeah, @WhiteClaw better work on that labelling, the Gluten free statement is the same size as the alcohol statement and way higher up the can.
I don't drink, would not have occurred to me to look for alcohol content on "pineapple water"
7
15
1,449
120,681
Disappointingly I'm the only person who mentioned c*ca*ne bear. Seriously people, be more ridiculous.
5
5
1,392
162,929
People will be forced to vote for Trump irrelevant of whether they approve of him, but purely to protect themselves from a dangerous judiciary. If they can do this so publicly to a man of immense resources, what will they do to you unseen?
28
129
1,356
37,265
That response doesn't even make sense. Thank you for proving my point about saying stupid things thinking you sound clever
2
3
1,262
48,387
Liberal beliefs, tries to argue with someone close to him for no reason. That checks out
5
12
1,232
40,615
Does Russia, China or India actually follow the Paris Climate accord? I thought it was largely bs to make poorer countries dependant on the IMF and world bank
42
19
1,265
32,604
You've found someone who has never done anything. Has no idea what a big deal bronze is in the Olympics. People who try be clever and value nothing are tiring, there are too many of them on earth
8
3
1,140
56,562
This post is so factually incorrect it could be a felony.
What they are suggesting is stalking a specific individual while armed and waiting for an opportunity to murder them under false premise. Claiming this is legal might be an attempt at subversion of the law.
17
10
1,130
20,003
I personally have managed to avoid this horrifying scenario of any of this happening by:
A: Not having an only fans
B: Not telling people on national news
Also probably why no-one gives me $2000 over the internet 🤔
I see why her premoting this true story is important
6
10
1,129
125,350
Hyper sexualizing women to normalize it in sports for views and money.
Basically to reduce women from people to objects for profit. There's a name for that, but I just forgot what it is... 🤔
10
17
1,123
103,513
You have a good therapist. Has she also looked into the hypochondria and misplaced control issues involved in trying to parent your dog?
I don't normally click on random posts bios, but you are asking for off the cuff therapy online. So in the loving traditions of the internet I put the effort in
❤️
5
2
809
72,777
Has convinced
You are currently posting pictures of your cat on social media. Your wife has won and is saying nothing over the next month or 2 while you learn where the cat food aisle is @Target
5
4
882
10,607
Makes you take in
Each
Word
By slowing your reading speed.
People get a chance for their
Thinking
to catch up with their
Feelings
32
8
772
30,408
Occam's razor: Angelina Jolie taught her daughter to divide herself form her father.
Seems a bit toxic
*Jolie has been famous for weird behavior for 20 years
73
12
752
498,469
And the Google searches for Klinefelter Syndrome just spiked, followed by a sigh of disappointment so strong it could be felt in the force when people realized the lady who is good with words would be keeping her £1m.
15
18
744
34,896
No, although people in the Caucuses will be very angry with this statement. They did expand their borders quite a bit, but no foreign colonies and the places where they expanded are assimilated. Also Russia is a federation so that complicates the answer
45
3
702
56,025
Finally people are posting about important things. The option on the left is a clear classic countryside winner in my book
1
7
667
46,428
Mandela effect is thinking something happened that never did, it comes from people thinking Nelson Mandela died in prison when he didn't and later became a president.
Psyop is short for psychological operation and is propaganda designed to confuse people.
A memory hole is from the novel 1984, it's something that the truth of today disappears through to be replaced by a new truth tomorrow.
14
24
692
24,018
The arrest implies there may have been a consent issue. Either that or he turned out not to be a prince and now they're pissed
13
4
672
32,489
In tutorials always listening for a European accent. To the point, succinct and organized with time stamps.
2
6
628
100,514
The outer sole of Neil's boot was part of the one piece space suit.
Whereas the soul of the poster needs to be put back together
2
2
619
65,143
Nothing wrong?
In a proper world I'd be expecting a live action movie and poetry recited in his honor.
7
3
613
15,904
Their homes were requisitioned by the communist governments in Eastern Europe. My Grandmother escaped on the Berlin airlift with only her Bible.
8
24
555
32,928
This guy and those like him are why the housing price is insane. He's turned all residential property into potential commercial properties without the need to re-zone.
A special tax would solve this
1
11
522
12,557
On a scale of 1 - 10, how much of a meltdown are you having in the kitchen right now?
14
3
504
27,825
He got a new car and has enough chips to keep standing there munching for 15 minutes, nice
2
4
486
24,144
That sounds crazy, there definitely isn't an almost exact example of this happening right now
3
17
495
21,773
And the Google searches for Klinefelter Syndrome just spiked, followed by a sigh of disappointment so strong it could be felt in the force when people realized the lady who is good with words would be keeping her £1m.
13
9
474
93,606
It's not that attractive when its accompanied with flying shoes and the word "puta" is being used a lot. But on the first date...
16
1
453
119,739
Let's think this one through, do you think academics actually want people at scale to see what they get up to?
Could be the biggest disaster in academia in 100 years. No more government funding
29
5
408
101,589
Man wanted a story so ludicrous it would get in the local paper (photo quality just shouts newspaper)
1
414
28,734
So a machine made to be entirely analytical without emotion reviewed our intellectuals information and they didn't like the result because it disagreed with their intelligence or feelings?
10
7
403
15,071
Hate to say, the above is peek 2nd wave feminism. Assumes women had no say in this, assumes everything is created with male power in mind, discounts it aplies to men too
14
4
393
10,966
Aaah, I just tried it. Center of gravity, bigger feet = in that position you are leaning against the wall
7
3
409
499,567
There should be series where liberals get to sit down and discuss controversial topics with foreigners in their own country. They would learn a lot
4
5
349
15,914
It took 14 years to shut down a site aimed at kids whose slogan was "talk to strangers" 😱
12
8
366
271,874