FREE PALESTINE • I like to serve men. Smothered in gravy on a platter next to mashed potatoes and green beans.
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Some “pro-life” dude said to me “your mom should’ve aborted you” then I said “so you agree that she should have had that choice available to her?”
Then he blocked me lol 🤷🏼♀️
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Someone asked the Arizona Iced Tea CEO why they haven’t raised prices and he said because they are debt free and make enough money. Inflation is corporate greed.
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Have you all seen these comments from men complaining that Margot Robbie “ruined her body” because she’s pregnant? But men are also mad when women don’t want to get pregnant? Someone explain this logic to me. 🙄
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The bottom line is, women do not want nor are we asking for men to protect us, we’re asking for men to stop being the thing we need protection from. I can’t make it any clearer.
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CEOs better start behaving lol
Community note
This story is a fabrication. The only source is Robby Witt on Instagram, whose bio reads "Fictional Stories and Satire". instagram.com/thesephew?igsh
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Trump supporters threatening to leave America if Biden wins is probably the best thing I’ve heard all year. If any of y’all need help packing let me know! 👋🏻
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The men seem pretty upset at my suggested vasectomy solution to the abortion problem. Why are they always so emotional? I think they should just calm down and smile more.
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These must be the pedophiles and groomers the magas are always talking about.
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I’m not slut shaming Lauren Boebert. You wanna be a hoe, live your best hoe life, booboo. Hoe life, foe life, ya know? But you can’t be a “judgmental christian” and a respectable hoe. Pick a lane is all I’m sayin.
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Women figured out they don’t need men and men are scared because now they have to actually have something to offer to get our attention. Saying women prefer the company of cats over the company of men is not an insult to women, it is an insult to men.
The insecurity is glaring.
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The fact that men in my comments keep saying “men gave women rights” expecting some kind of applause. You just gave a perfect example of why women are angry. Our rights should never have been something for you to have the power to give or take. We are human beings. I’m tired. 🤦🏼♀️
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7 million dollars for that Jesus "He gets us” Super Bowl ad.
Tax the churches.
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I find it interesting that, as an atheist, my morals and values seem to align more with Jesus’s teachings than those among the “Christian” Right. 🤔
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I’m not black but I stand with you against injustice.
I’m not lgbtq but I stand with you against injustice.
I’m not an immigrant but I stand with you against injustice.
Most of my family is Muslim, you may not be, but will you stand with us against injustice?
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I honestly believe that if we got rid of the electoral college, we would never have another Republican president ever again.
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People complaining that J-Lo and Shakira’s “racy” halftime show was a slap in the face to women’s empowerment when women’s empowerment literally means women are free to be 100% unapologetically who tf they are and if you don’t like it you’re free go completely fuck yourself.
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If they were doing “Muslim prayers” they would all be facing the same direction 🙄
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This seems like a good time to remind everyone that men cause all unwanted pregnancies. Mandatory vasectomies is the only logical solution.
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I don’t understand how anybody can stand to watch/listen to trump. I can’t watch him speak for more than a few seconds before my fight or flight response is triggered.
Just seeing his face makes my blood boil 😤🖕🏻
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I’m scared. I’m scared for my girls. I’m scared for my grandparents in MI. I’m scared for my friends—some of whom have pre-existing respiratory conditions. I’m scared for you all. I’m just scared.
My tough-girl mask won’t stay in place today. I can’t hide it today.
I’m scared.
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These magats on twitter are saying they’ll never sleep with someone who gets the vaccine and I’m just over here being incredibly thankful for the amazing surprise side effect!
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Kinda disgusted by people in the left saying Kamala shouldn’t be on a ticket for presidency, unless it’s for the VP slot, because “America isn’t ready for a woman president, especially a POC woman president”. Disgusting. Isn’t this the kind of thinking we’re fighting AGAINST?? 😡
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Raise your hand if you saw this coming 🙋🏼♀️
Santa Barbara County Avocado Farmer Struggles to Find Workers Amid Immigration Crackdown bit.ly/2JMrkNU
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Woke up to about 50 messages from different men calling me a whore, telling me to keep my legs closed, telling me to unalive myself, calling me a baby murderer. Every single one of those men called themselves a Christian and “pro-life” in their bio.
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I keep hearing talk of “the resistance will start to fade” now the elections are over.
What the hell kind of fuckery is this?
Number 1: The midterms are still not over.
Number 2: Did I miss Trump getting impeached? Thrown in jail? Voted out?
We still have a lot of shit to do!
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More than 15 men in the Phoenix area were drugged at 3 different strip clubs and had their credit cards charged fraudulently.
“The victims are feeling violated and are stripped of peace of mind.”
Someone say it so I don’t have to. 🤐
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Your friendly reminder that the Coward in Chief is a lying, cheating, piece of shit, con artist, douche bag, fake Christian, pedophile, rapist, shit for brains, lunatic, illegitimate, bought and paid for, piss loving, women & POC hating, crooked, evil mushroom dick, fuck-knuckle.
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I just got scolded for calling Nazi Barbie Ann CUNTer a Nazi. Who else thinks she’s a Nazi? 🙋♀️
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Some magat just told me “we will secede from the USA if Biden is inaugurated” and now I’m even more excited for Inauguration Day. 😆
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One person, one vote. The electoral college is a relic of slavery that has no place in modern America. Time to abolish the electoral college.
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Kevin Sorbo’s Wife said ‘Hitler was not a fascist, Hitler was a Socialist’. That sentence aptly sums up the entire maga party.
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👉🏻PSA👈🏻
Apparently my “ad nauseam” cussing has been “deterring resisters from following me” So I’d just like to say:
- I’m not here for followers; I’m here to resist.
-This is my page I can say whatever I want.
-If you don’t like it please feel free to fuck off.
🖕🏻💄💋
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OMG I almost forgot to tell you guys what happened during oldest’s virtual learning today 🤣 she’s learning about vertebrates & invertebrates the teacher asked her for an example of an invertebrate and she said “Republicans” 🤣🤣I’m so dead rn you guys I’m not even kidding 🤣🤣🤣
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One of the leaders of the movement to ban “sexual” childrens’ books in Kansas City schools, Ryan Utterback, was arrested and charged on Dec. 14 with felony child molestation after investigation found he molested an 11-year-old girl.
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Do you ever stumble across the maga side of twitter, read some of their tweets, and think: “Are you even human?” 🙄🤦🏼♀️
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A magat just put me in a list called “twats” which I’m guessing is a list of all the finest twitterpeeps who also happen to have twats. 💅🏻
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She’s fucking 50 something. She looks so good. Fucking hell leave us the fuck alone.
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Sinema is now leading by about 30k votes. The right is crying “voter fraud” and saying that “there’s no way she got that many votes legitimately”.
We’ve been warning them about the #BlueWave for 2 years now and now that’s it’s here they’re acting like they never heard of it. 🙄
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Doesn’t “woke” essentially just mean “aware of social issues”? So the “stop woke act” is basically a movement to keep everyone ignorant? Am I getting this right?
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Oh please please please please pleeeeease 🙏🏻
Lindsey Graham Could Lose His Senate Seat In 2020, After Democratic Challenger Has Nearly Tied Him In Latest Poll
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I’m sorry (not really), I know this is a somewhat unpopular opinion, but, the electoral college is WAAAAAAAAAYYY past it’s expiration date. Time throw that old moldy shit away.
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I am a progressive. Is voting for Biden going to materialize all of my progressive hopes and dreams? No. I may be idealistic but I’m realistic enough to know that voting for Biden is a massive step toward progressive politics and voting any other way is a massive step backwards.
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I think of all the ticket possibilities I’ve heard so far my favorite is:
💙🇺🇸 Kamala/Beto 🇺🇸💙
What do you think?
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List of people who can go fuck all the way off:
-Trump
-Alex Jones
-everybody in Trump’s family
-Pence
-Sarah Sanders
-Rudy
Who else?
Help me give them a much deserved one finger salute!
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
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We just listened to a whole presidential speech without a single insult toward anyone. Wow, decency, you’ve been missed.
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I fucking dare you, assholes. Just try to make women face the death penalty for getting an abortion. Just fucking try it.
I promise, you will not like the consequences.
You think we’re pissed off now?
Push us. Underestimate us.
I fucking dare you.
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I’m in this fight for the long haul even if I’m the only one fighting! This last week was just one bump in what will be a long&bumpy road to 2020.
I am a PerSister!
& I won’t be tucking tail anytime soon!
I’m here to kick GOP ASS til there no more ass to kick!
Who’s with me?!
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My husband just asked my 10 yr old what she wants to be when she grows up and she said, “I want to be what my mommy is… a misogynist.”
…I am a massage therapist.
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I just want to be transparent with you all. My husband is Muslim. My daughter is Muslim. All of my in laws and half of my friends are Muslim. I am 100% a #MuslimAlly, my profile says as much. If you have any problem with this please unfollow me now.
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Who’s planning on voting in 2022? 🙋🏼♀️
Every single person following me should have their hand raised if you care at all about democracy.
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People said this story is fake but it’s still funny so it’s staying up. I need all the levity I can get right now.
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I’m so sick of hearing about Trump. It’s been a decade of his goddamn name in the goddamn news every single goddamn day. How is everyone not fucking tired of talking about him?
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So is this Cohen thing the reason Trump left so abruptly last night? Or are we still thinking full diaper? Or both?
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Why do people keep asking me what I’m doing for the 4th of July? Bitch, we’re in the middle of a pandemic and I’m in fucking ARIZONA! I’m staying my ass home. Duh.
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Sen. Marsha Blackburn: “If the FBI can do this to President Donald Trump, they can do it to you.” Yes. 100% correct, Marsha. Just like anyone else, if you break the law, expect consequences. Great lesson.
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I am happily married, but, (god forbid) if I’m ever in the dating scene again the first question that comes out of my mouth will be:
“Who did you vote for?”
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Please don’t judge those of us who use an alias. You do not know our reasons. I was using my own picture until I was stalked and harassed by a supposed “resister”. I still resist the same as you. And I can still prove my resistance to my grandchildren. Let us not create division.
I use my real name & a real picture of myself. People can contact me in a variety of ways. I'm not afraid of how history will judge my tweets. I'm not afraid of my grandchildren one day asking me why I took a particular stance, or why I supported a bigot
Can you say the same?
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Who here agrees that the military is over funded and that we could use a lot of that tax money for many things that are underfunded.
Ie. Public schools, healthcare, college tuition.... etc.
Show of hands? 🙋🏼♀️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏻♂️🙋🏿♀️
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I need a vacation from Trump’s dumbfuckery. Pretty sure I’ve been aging at rate closer to dog years than human years since 2016. We should call it “Trump years”.
How old are you in Trump years?
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Do you guys know there are republican WOMEN who want all women to lose their rights to vote and work? I’ve had conversations with some of them. They all say that according “the Bible” those duties should belong to men only. The brainwashing is so deep-rooted. It’s almost sad.
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My abuser is serving a long sentence right now for the hell he caused me during the majority of my teenage yrs.
I bet the majority of women he knew would state adamantly that he was a good guy.
Yet the fact remains that he raped me...
over and over again.
#IBelieveHer
#MeToo
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So... I had to use one of my husband’s razors earlier cuz I’m out. And I just want to say...
WTAF⁉️
I couldn’t even feel the blades on my skin and I got a closer shave then I ever did with those pink fucking imposters!
Goodbye you pretty little lies shaped like razors! 👋🏻
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I, for one, am sick to death of the maga cult. I’m ready for them to crawl back under their rocks where they belong.
Who’s with me? 🙋🏼♀️
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