Kansas Citian born and raised, Current Houstonian, sports announcer. Was once told they feel bad for anyone who knows me.
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Here’s the entire Weslaco comeback in the 6A #UILState Championship in its entirety. 8 runs capped off by a walk off grand slam by Andrea Ortiz. The entire lineup came up to the plate. No one more, no one less.
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This Adrian Peterson recruiting story from Coach O is some of the wildest stuff I’ve ever heard
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I have no idea how they found any usable material for Steve Carell’s Prison Mike performance on The Office. You can tell each is trying their damndest not to burst to ruin a masterpiece.
i love when you’re watching a sitcom and you can tell an actor couldn’t keep it together, so they just had to use the best take possible
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Smart until they throw into triple coverage in the end zone and stick the ball out at the goal line in the AFC Championship
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Hopkins catches a touchdown from Patrick Mahomes once and is about to cry. Dude’s never seen this before. I’m laughing hysterically
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Steve Carell calling in sick to not come into the set of The Office on the first day of the writers strike is one of my favorite stories from that time period.
This is true. Here's Conan spinning his wedding ring during the 2007 writers' strike just to fill airtime. It was like this for months.
NBC was lucky that Conan is the GOAT, but it's impossible to explain to Gen Z how bad the content will get if there's another one.
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Reminder that Jayden Daniels has been in college so long that he threw a touchdown pass to Brandon Aiyuk over Demmondore Lenoir to beat Justin Herbert’s Oregon Ducks, pre-COVID. Objectively hilarious clip.
Going back to the 2010 Draft, here are the oldest QBs to go in the First Round (and this year's candidates), with age on May 1st.
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Kevin Harlan’s call with video, declaring the Chiefs a dynasty. Back to back. Dude nailed the call.
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Michael Rubin made himself an industry plant. He deserves jail for what Fanatics has done.
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This is Travis Kelce after the Steelers/Chiefs 2016 AFC divisional game talking about … Carl Cheffers, tonight’s official.
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The Harlan call has been getting a ton of run so I wanted to find each call of the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl from the best in the business. You be the judge.
In order, it goes…
CBS: Jim Nantz
Westwood One: Kevin Harlan
ESPN international: Chris Fowler
Chiefs radio: Mitch Holthus
49ers radio: Greg Papa
NFL World: Ian Eagle
Nickelodeon: Noah Eagle, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Patrick Star
(I kept the first play in because I actually think Romo did an outstanding job of explaining the overtime clock/quarter situation)
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This is so funny because just on this play 10 months ago Kelce’s max speed was *12* MPH 😭😭😭
Travis Kelce reached a top speed of 19.02 mph on Monday night, his fastest play of the season.
@tkelce | #ChiefsKingdom
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So who wants to talk about the Bills just sliding Christian Benford through concussion protocol with a “personal” issue on the Friday injury report so they didn’t have to report a concussion for the 3rd straight day, and then put him to sleep on a cart after his first hit?
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Lmfao Mahomes saw Humphrey following Worthy in motion seeing the Ravens were in man and Pat said “yeah I’ll gladly take that, tyvm”
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Everyone is praising Evan Peters for his performance as Jeffrey Dahmer but my personal favorite performance of his is when he was Michael Scott’s nephew.
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Here are all 7 roughing the passer calls on Patrick Mahomes, the ones you keep crying about but don’t go back and watch. I can’t believe how many of us have lost our minds on this. How many “good call” or “justifiable call” do we hear on these?
Here's the QBs who have been hit the most in the postseason 2018-present and how many roughing penalties they've drawn.
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I could not wait to hear Jason and Travis Kelce talk about Quinn Meinerz … it didn’t disappoint.
Jason: I mean, this is a guy who was pass blocking a tree…
Travis: OH THAT’S WHO THAT IS?!
#Broncos OG Quinn Meinerz: “The [#Chiefs] little ring-around-a-Rosie play vs the #Raiders pissed me off.” (Via @BKDenverSports)
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Patrick Mahomes and Justin Jefferson vs the secondary from Poland
Current U.S. flag football QB says it's "disrespectful" to assume NFL players can just show up and take spots on 2028 Olympic team. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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Looking at replies to this. Why are Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift the only two celebrities not allowed to be shown at an event and some feel like it’s ruined if they’re shown? What did they ever do?
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are at Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Final in Florida.
TNT Sports' Jackie Redmond dropped in a '1989' line in which Kenny Albert thought she was joking about his age.
(Also, a photo of Kenny Albert with Taylor Swift) 🏒🏈🎶📺🎙️ #StanleyCup #NHL
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I really hope Bill Hader comes back for the SNL 50th tonight just to do Herb Welch, my favorite SNL character of my life. How Kristen Wiig didn’t break character here, I have no idea.
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Taylor Swift is aging Travis Kelce in reverse. I hope they stay together forever.
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OMG I almost forgot. Can’t believe it’s been 3 years. Happy anniversary!
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Philadelphia won’t even love you if you help raise hundreds of thousands of dollars for their autism foundation. What a tough crowd!
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Cannot wait for Jalen Carter to get suspended next week and have people say it’s rigged for the Chiefs. Get ready.
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One of the most underrated sound bites from this past Sunday is Tyrann Mathieu explaining to Steve Spagnuolo exactly who DJ Khaled is/what he does.
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Just now hitting me that this is the difference between Chiefs/Bills being at Arrowhead or Buffalo
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Teams have rested starters with playoff seeds locked up forever. Why are the 15-1 Chiefs who just finished playing 3 games in 11 days in December and haven’t had a bye since week 6, the only one I’ve seen people get mad at and call it a lowlight or embarrassing? Be so serious.
The Chiefs taking a dive today is a lowlight of this NFL season.
Whether their incentive was only rest or also blocking the dreaded Bengals from the playoffs, it’s just a supremely bad look— and likely self-sabotaging— for a team hoping to three-peat.
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Maxx Crosby and Patrick Mahomes shake hands after every game and talk about how much respect they have for each other after … this. All bets are off for 60 minutes.
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Maxx Crosby and Patrick Mahomes are a good example of two dawgs who compete, talk shit during the game and dap up after.
Branch let it get the best of him and overreacted end game. It's not complicated. He was in the wrong
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I mean this in a very kind way: Daniel Sorensen is the worst player I’ve ever seen that made the most clutch plays I’ve ever seen. Two 4th down stops in playoff games. Several interceptions that iced games. And a pick six nearly every year. Also drove you insane. What a player.
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You tried to pin him up against Watson. No contest. Tried to pin him up against Lamar. No contest. Now you tried to pin him up against Josh Allen. Again, no contest.
Patrick Mahomes runs this league. He’s on another planet. It’s okay to admit it and accept it.
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I love how the Chiefs traded Tyreek Hill and used the first pick they received for him on his biggest nightmare, Trent McDuffie.
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#NeverForget the greatest Chiefs @ Browns moment of all-time...
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Anyone gonna cry on the Commanders RT moving early on their game winning TD or is that only reserved for the Chiefs RT/Jawaan Taylor? (And no, that’s not Andrew Wylie)
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QB1: 26/41, 270 yards, 1 TD, 2 INT, 5 sacks
QB2: 29/43, 326 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT, 3 sacks
Let’s play a game: which one is the QB that played with a high ankle sprain and had 4 of his main 5 pass catchers out? Take a guess.
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What the media has done this week has been some of the most baffling shit I’ve ever seen in my life. The week of one of the biggest games in NFL history and all the media has talked about is two Patrick Mahomes personal fouls, singling him out.
For all those complaining that Patrick Mahomes gets too many calls, relief soon could be on the way.
NFL replay assist is expected to expand this offseason into plays that could include the quarterback slide, league sources told ESPN.
espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/4355…
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Maybe it’s impacted your relationships when you won’t shut up about the fact that you dated Travis Kelce years ago, celebrate on the field after the Chiefs lose, and no one from his side likes you or liked you at all during the relationship.
Kayla Nicole Reveals How Dating Ex Travis Kelce Impacted Her Relationships. Now She Swears by 1 Major Romance Rule people.com/kayla-nicole-reve…
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1. No one ever cares about tight ends blocking until it’s talked about with Travis Kelce. I have no idea why
2. He’s so good and athletic as a pass catcher that people don’t realize how underrated “blocking” is as apart of his game.
An 8 year prime where he never missed a game
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🚨 HOLLYWOOD BROWN IS SWAG SURFING ON TWITCH twitch.tv/hollywoodbrown5
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Tony Romo is so good at his job. Insightful, hilarious, fun. Best color commentator since Madden.
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We haven’t talked enough about how much better the reaction shots were from Nickelodeon than CBS from getting Mahomes collapsing, a much better Reid shot without a guy getting mad about a push, and a better view of Swift and others going wild. Sports television is fascinating.
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I went back to Dan Campbell’s incompetence late in the 4th quarter. I thought this was worse than the onside kick decision, which is saying a lot.
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2018 Patrick Mahomes (12 games with the Chiefs): 41 TD, 10 INT
2016 Patrick Mahomes (12 games with Texas Tech): 41 TD, 10 INT
How about that for consistency?
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I think the thing that makes me the most mad is the @Chiefs social media team deleting that Landlord tweet. There is nothing to apologize for. Especially with what Mathieu has done in the Kansas City community with that nickname. Stand by him. Stand by common sense. Ridiculous.
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The derangement this franchise and this guy has forced upon so many people just doesn’t make sense. Now every time he limps is for attention and it’s in the script.
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It’s official: Tyquan Thornton has more touchdowns in his 3.5 game Chiefs career than Skyy Moore in his 39 career Chiefs games (including the playoffs).
Should I be the one to tweet that Tyquan Thornton has as many touchdowns for the Chiefs in 3 games as Skyy Moore did in his Chiefs career, including playoffs?
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Justin Tucker has not been the same since this moment. Beyond washed.
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What’s so encouraging is that KC is not pulling what Seattle has done with Wilson, not what GB has done with Rodgers, and not what IND did with Luck. The Chiefs are putting an emphasis on helping Patrick Mahomes play to the best of his abilities. How refreshing.
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Tonight’s Eagles/Bucs officiating crew is the same exact crew that was working the Chiefs/Jaguars game last week. Jawaan Taylor got flagged 5 times. Nothing has happened with Lane Johnson (yet). Andy Reid’s point keeps getting proven.
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As soon as you hear “Do it! Do it!” .. Romo saw the same exact thing. Great stuff.
At the end of regulation Kelce wanted to run his route into an open space instead of what was actually called. He told Mahomes this.
Then to have Mahomes yell “Do it! Do it!” during his cadence, essentially telling Kelce to do what he said, is next level stuff.
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It is amazing that a Dee Ford offsides is the difference between “Mahomes never beat Brady” and Tom Brady throwing 2 backbreaking interceptions in the last 7 minutes of the 4th quarter of an AFC Championship to officially pass the baton. Brady knew who was next. Respect to both.
.@TomBrady reveals advice to Patrick Mahomes after the 2018 AFC Championship game:
"I went in the locker room... You're a great leader and I know you're going to be back here."
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Travis Kelce is fighting for his life to get on good terms with the Swifties and Chris Jones is playing to hit incentives. The Chiefs are so back.
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2023 Chiefs WR corps:
Rashee Rice: great but about to be out
Skyy Moore: traded for peanuts
Marquez Valdes-Scantling: 3 teams since, now unemployed
Kadarius Toney: lol
Justin Watson: Texans WR5
Mecole Hardman: cut by Green Bay, now unemployed
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They won the Super Bowl
The #Seahawks are releasing wide receiver Marquez Valdes-Scantling, per source.
He signed a one-year, $4M deal with the club this offseason
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I’ve talked about this several times but it’s still mind blowing. Larry Johnson only started 9 games for the Chiefs in 2005 and finished the year with 1720 rush yards, 2,063 total yards, 20 rush TDs, and 5.2 yards per carry.
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I’m convinced the Bradberry hold where FOX showed a bad angle and Olsen said “ugh I wouldn’t have it in that spot” to 113 million people have broken people’s brains when it comes to Chiefs and the refs thing
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