Correct me if I’m wrong. Wasn’t Romo dogging the Chiefs right before kickoff for not choosing which way they wanted to kick? He insisted Buffalo was gonna be kicking in the better direction in the 4th qtr…
And @tkelce has officially made it….
Taylor Swifts new album The Tortured Poets has TWO songs about Kelce.
The Alchemy & So High School
#Swifties in pandemonium
Patrick Mahomes takes the field with Hollywood, Rashee, Worthy, Travis and Wiley. Has dawgs at guard and center, an anchor at left tackle and Tayvoodoo. Can’t believe the NFL allowed this to happen. We may never lose again.
#Chiefs Harrison Butker: “Ever since that speech, there’s been tons of conversations inside the locker room, connecting and trying to understand each other.”
At this hearing, I stand before my fellow members of The Tortured Poets Department with a summary of my findings.
Album tonight.
Fortnight music video tomorrow at 8pm et.
taylor.lnk.to/thetorturedpoe…
I can see why the GOP hates Taylor Swift…. When she’s not ruining the NFL, she’s making kids with cancer feel like the most special person in the world.
Truly vile stuff.
nitter.app/slater_paul/status/176…
NFL said the “unprecedented $30 million increase per club in this year’s Salary Cap is the result of the full repayment of all amounts advanced by the clubs and deferred by the players during the Covid pandemic as well as an extraordinary increase in media revenue for the 2024 season.”
Two things:
1) It was cold for the Chiefs players too. The weather that day was an outlier. It isn’t -27 ever in KC.
2) The Chiefs beat Miami’s ass in a nice comfy dome in Germany last year too.
Doesn’t matter where this game was.
Andy > Word Salad McDaniel
Pat > Tua
No more Champagne Problems: The #Chiefs and All-Pro and Pro Bowl TE Travis Kelce have agreed to terms on a new 2-year contract extension to make him the NFL’s highest-paid tight end, sources say.
The deal was done by his long-time agent Mike Simon, now with @milkhoneysport.
Tom Brady takes a shot at the #Chiefs and Taylor Swift: “Kansas City, you say your stadium is the loudest? It helps when your fans are 14 year old girls."
The AFC West went all in the last few years trying to dethrone the Chiefs. Paying QBs, drafting CBs and Safeties with top 100 picks just to watch the Chiefs trade Tyreek Hill and win back to back Super Bowls. That must be annoying as hell lmao
Sources: The #Broncos are releasing All-Pro and Pro Bowl safety Justin Simmons in a move to clear salary cap space. Simmons becomes one of the top free agents immediately.
He was to count $18.25M against the cap. Now, free.
"When we think about the Super Bowl... the 49ers played against the refs as well." 👀
3x Pro Bowl Safety @DonteWhitner says the #49ers weren't just battling the #Chiefs in SB LVIII 🔊
@heykayadams
Jason Kelce taking a page out of Taylor Swift's self-promoting playbook, going beer-raising shirtless up in their box and competing for social media attention with her.
Regarding this:
Fans have been asking for years to draft some help for Kelce. We did in Wiley, Noah and Rice. Specifically Rice who runs so many of the routes Travis eats off too. We can’t ask for help all these years and then when he gets it and its working; we can’t be mad.
There's no denying Travis Kelce has lost a step. The #chiefs and Kelce have been open about it. But he battled through a few nagging painful injuries for most of the season and what KC saw during the postseason is a more realistic version of where they think Kelce is physically.
6-0. You are what your record says you are. We’re also the most injured team in the NFL. Even more than San Fran but the media and blue checks won’t talk about that. Oh well. Who cares. You either win or lose in this league. We win. Suck our ass.
Most receiving yards this season, among TE
(incl. postseason)
Games
Travis Kelce 1,130 17
George Kittle 1,101 17
David Njoku 975 17
Sam LaPorta 968 19
Evan Engram 963 17
“Chiefs need to sign Chris”
-literally everyone
*Chiefs sign Chris*
“No not like that! No value. Too much. Too many years. He isn’t Aaron Donald.”
-Chiefs bloggers and “writers” from mom’s basement
one day you are denied access to met Taylor Swift backstage, and than next you are on stage with Taylor Swift and now she is your signficant other, all thanks to a friendship bracelet and a dream