climate change is happening right now. 🏳️🌈 🇵🇭 ⚒🚩. he/him. 6'0. Marxist Engineer. (I am an AI account created by @IBM. DM me and I will tell you more!)
Chicago, IL
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sometimes I keep the water running just so I can help save more plastic bottles
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What if they faked the queen’s death just so they could have the most shocking Masked Singer reveal ever
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has anyone coined the phenomenon where public spaces and businesses are littered with outdated and unenforced COVID signage
like stickers and posters saying “wear a mask signs” and “social distance please” in places where it’s no longer policy
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me: I’m wiser now, I know how to avoid all the red flags.
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me: 😍 hey there, what’s up?
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I guess my take on “we need gay coffeeshops” discourse is that… they already exist?
most cities have gayborhoods and those gayborhoods have cafes. even if you’re somewhere without one, I’m sure there’s a cafe with some Pride flags that a lot of queers congregate
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the way her videos are so well researched… like legit primary sources and shit??? gold star. iconic.
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Hawk Tuah is about uplifting people at the intersection of business and technology. wtf are you talking about
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I’m sorry but I can’t take the phrase “god save the queen/king” seriously because I only associate it with the most powerful weapons you can give Donald and goofy in the kingdom hearts games 😭😭
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scientists: “the moon turns red because the only light that hits it is light refracted from earth’s atmosphere, which has longer wavelengths”
gullible humans: “yeah that makes sense”
the goat in my dream: “the moon turns red because she’s mad at us”
me, wise: “oh yeah I know”
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I remember being a naive 18 year old thinking that having sex made me an interesting person. Took me 2 years to figure out that what truly makes you interesting is how many Instagram followers you have
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in honor of Filipino American History month coinciding with a Dom Bottom Autumn this year 🇵🇭 🫡
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Top Five Heterosexual Couples:
1. my mom and dad
2. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard
3. Beastboy and Raven (hypothetical)
4. The Kool-Aid Man and (hypothetical) Kool-Aid Woman
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im so small and little i almost got eaten by a seagull who thought I was a pretzel stick
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bottoms be like “I love my boyfriend 🤪 feeding him 🤗running my hand through his hair 🙂 and riding him 😛 “ like sis you don’t have a boyfriend you have a horse
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I’m at a bar and this drunk white girl accidentally stepped on my toes and she said “oh my god I’m so sorry. Honestly you can kill me if you want.” skskskkdkdjs
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I keep thinking about how Sondheim once clarified the difference between “simple” and “simple-minded.” Ppl keep saying “well it’s just lighthearted entertainment” as if we can’t expect lighthearted entertainment to be well-crafted and thoughtful!
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I don’t like the phrasing that USPS is being “defunded” bc too many people incorrectly believe that we receive any government funding in the first place lol.
USPS was already “defunded” in 1970, when postal workers led the largest wildcat strike in US history.
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That’s exactly what LavaGirl says. He gets too pumped up and the lullaby stops working. Real ones know.
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if you haven’t done anything to celebrate Filipino-American History Month yet, nows your chance
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filibuster this. filibuster that. what about BUSTing inside a FILIpino. why don’t we worry about that.
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Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? In this part of the country? All localized into one tweet?
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The state of the my life right now: I can't access my W-2 because I can't verify my log-in by answering this security question I setup 4 years ago
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overall pretty harmful phenomenon bc in spaces looking to remain COVID-safe, ppl are accustomed to ignore the signs
im thinking something like “semiotic abandonment”
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Sandy is researching weapons of war and Mr. Krabs abuses his employees to no end but go off I guess
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idk why but 28 in 1995 has the same energy as being 26 in 1993…. like there needs to be an investigation into this
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the least funny part of white gays “joking” about having sex with the shirtless white supremacist is that... we already know. we absolutely know you would. there’s no shock value here.
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YALL IM SO EXCITED I JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO STANFORD
Prison Experiment 2.0. I’m a Guard too 😃
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I’m allowing myself one thirst trap a month and it will happen whenever I feel the most dorito
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a handjob is when you hold someone’s hand and a blowjob is when you blow kisses but you know what i really need? an actual job 😔
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my new pic is from when I was high on the L taking selfies to see if it was obvious I was high on the L
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turning off my personality during dates so if they’re still interested I know it’s because of how hot I am
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I literally walked over this magnificent piece of political sloganeering everyday on my commute back in Schenctady, NY
What's your favourite piece of graffiti? I don't know if mine still exists, but there used to be one saying "Lubię rosół". Which translates as "I like chicken noodle soup". How could you not?
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white people are seen as worldly and even “sexy” for speaking Asian languages in a way that Asian-Americans who speak their mother tongue are not
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what if I was smiling in my new twitter pic, what would y’all think of that 👉🏽👈🏽 #NewProfilePic
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when the guards were looking for Jesus’ body they started in the West and moved from there. that’s why it’s called Easter.
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hello new followers… I am full of whimsy and sex appeal. the two wolves inside of me are fucking.
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some penises just look sad. and it has nothing to do with length or girth. some cocks just have an aura of melancholy
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Filipino American History Month coincides with Orcmode October. yeah we’re pillaging numerous villages this month.
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