rockstar wife/chaos curator.
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gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭
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girl talk is my favorite. you go from discussing goals to talking about shoes to hating men to planning a trip in 6 minutes.
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these jokes never hit, I think being tall & having nice, long legs is the one of the sexiest things a girl can do.
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it makes me so happy that the young girls are keeping the “excuse me, this is a class room not a beauty salon” tradition alive.
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love telling a man about inconveniences because the response is gonna tell me everything I need to know.
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just let a random man off the street parralel park for me. I have 0 sense of danger I don’t believe bad things can happen to me.
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you could be losing your mind and here comes your friend sending you a tiktok. ain’t nothing funny today.
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doing all that just for their lil meat to keep slipping out. now be both irritated.
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send everyone home & give the 100k to the lady who has to wash Nic & Cierra’s sheets every morning.
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love going on dates that end in a good movie scene make out session in the elevator/doorway. peak romance.
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instagram notes were already annoying now they on there playing family feud.
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y’all are worried about DDG when you need to focus on G-O-D & getting your GED and why your son doesn’t know his ABC’s…. p.s. he’s 3!!!
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niggas put on a pair of big ass pants and swear they shut fashion week down.
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Unpopular Opinion: I think vacation is more fun with your friends, than with your man... but both are needed.
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she’s literally just like me. no matter how old I get, how long I’m married I’m still gonna have my ass out.
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niggas be like “I’m going thru something” and it’s just the consequences of their own actions.
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social media is so funny because you guys make a name for everything. “the no lash look” you mean your fucking eyelids???
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the problem is girls are listening to the internet and not their grandmothers. begging is not part of the game.
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this is what God intended with marriage idk why anyone is upset by this.
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if you’re dealing with a drug dealer or scammer and they got you paying the bills. CALL THE COPS! 😭
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y’all really took a brainless trash reality show that was fun to watch because it was unserious and made it about “girls girl” feminism, race, slurs, & political views you dug up from old social media posts. imagine how tired we are.
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2 old ass biracial niggas jumping around the stage omg I miss Beyoncé.
Drake and J Cole perform “First Person Shooter” for the 1st time together in Toronto. #IAABtour
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feel like we’re old enough to know that men have sex with literally anybody who will allow them, so we can retire this way of thinking.
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Andreina we said Drake… what are you doing laying on Jay fucking Critch? 😒
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Harriet Tubman walked from Maryland to Canada just for black people to use their freedom to talk about this
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this nigga is on a whole baecation and in my dm. I would literally rather die than trust a nigga.
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just unfollowed someone on Instagram for saying how “nasty” she would get if a nigga cashed out her Shein cart.
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I also do not think 2 lightskin people should be in a couple it’s just not appropriate. you need some contrast.
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I immediately stopped listening after she said she invited her man on her homegirls birthday trip.
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RIP all the real niggas worldwide.
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Valentine’s Day coming up, unless you’re a girlfriend the flowers & gifts go on close friends. don’t scare the hoes.
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please never think you’re special based off of a man performing a sexual act. they will do all of that with literally any & everyone.
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cannot like niggas just for their money. unfortunately don’t got that dog in me :(
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as a grown, single person with no children there is literally nothing in this world that I have to put up with if I don’t want to…. so I won’t.
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asking social media if men are still interested in girls like yourself is absolutely crazy.
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if I was Huda I would still be standing up on that platform from the date right now.
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I’ll call you back my long distance low maintenance situationship loml calling…
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when I say I don’t drink anymore that means shots. cocktails and champagne are just part of being a girl.
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Carlee did too much you just supposed to have your friends call and tell your man you’re in the hospital.
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sorry if you felt like we were meant to be together, I actually just have chemistry with everyone I meet.
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my favorite thing about me is that no matter what happens in life I’m always gonna be okay, I’m always going to get some money and I’m always going to look cute in the process.
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like imagine just getting out the car and bust out running. that has to look crazy… I’m about to watch some tiktoks 😭
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every scammer has a fat BBL girlfriend who dresses like Saucy Santana. I wonder what’s the science behind that.
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y’all are so mature for saying you’re okay with a man going a full day & not talking to you. very strong ladies.
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turning yourself into cartoons and stuff is so old people coded. y’all really unc & auntie.
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only arguing with a nigga I want back. if I’m calm you are so done baby & it’s no coming back.
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realized a long time ago that keeping my hair & nails done at all times is the key to happiness, even on bad days & haven’t looked back since.
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it’s grown ups on my timeline asking “God when” because 2 people are making eye contact.
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I’m a sucker for deep conversations, like I wanna know why you felt the need to repost Ari & Moneybagg laid up, naked on your story?
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really scared of girls who don’t like Kim Kardashian. to not respect her come up & longevity is next level hater shit.
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I hate scammer apartment decor so bad, it’s worse than bottle girl glam decor.
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