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Congress must act now to ensure the Falcons cannot draft Marvin Harrison Jr
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My 2018 Subaru Outback simply can’t haul six bags of dirt like the Cybertruck
Demonstrating true Cybertruck work. This is a REAL truck! 🇺🇸 $TSLA #SurfRanch
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Anthony Richardson logging 17 starts since high school is one of the more jarring stats I've heard in a while.
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Dude’s been doing this since the first Obama administration (sorry to get political)
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Nick Chubb is an absolute dawg. I'm rooting for him.
theplayerstribune.com/nick-c…
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josh dobbs is what happens when extraordinary dawg levels are combined with an enormous brain
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instead of risking death, maybe just give the ball to your best players once in a while. seems less risky.
VIDEO: "We will die trying to make sure we get this right."
Arthur Smith with a message to #Falcons fans when asked about their frustration with the current state of the team.
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playing jay-z to own the libs is one i did not see coming
.@MiamiDolphins coach Brian Flores plays 8 straight Jay-Z songs to open practice after Kenny Stills ripped the rapper's NFL partnership 💀
➡️ yhoo.it/2TP0nyM
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crying about the Big Strong Super Bowl Winning Football Man drinking beer at a baseball game
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i love the day after a backup QB throws for like 250 and two TDs because everyone has a stat about the guy eclipsing all of kenny pickett's numbers in one game
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this is a good time for some perspective: if your fantasy teams fail today, it is reflective of your personal shortcomings. it is entirely your fault and you should feel bad about yourself.
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Exclusive: Shohei Ohtani will be paid in lemon Starburst until 2033, when the Dodgers will owe him the GDP of Brazil.
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Caleb Williams is reportedly thought to be a “combination” of Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, and Lamar Jackson according to Dan Orlovsky (former NFL QB).
Williams is already reportedly thought to be a “near lock” for the first overall pick by many NFL scouts.
Williams is the current favorite to win the Heisman, which would make him the first QB to ever win two.
Williams said in a recent interview that the “reason” he plays football is to be immortal.
The Trojans QB is DIFFERENT 😳
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Typical QB tweet: love my teammates god is good!
RB tweet: keep grindin
TE tweet: derp
WR tweet: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
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Mason Rudolph has a 79 yard touchdown tonight.
Kenny Pickett has never thrown for 79 yards in a game.
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i would sue someone if they threw a ball at me as hard as bledsoe is throwing here
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credit to mike williams, who still wears a jersey number in the 80s like a real receiver
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this whole charade is so insanely sad
BABY GRONK FLIPS TO MICHIGAN ! CLASS OF 2031
Community note
According to recruiting database On3, Madden San Miguel or “Baby Gronk” has no official binding scholarship offer from Michigan or any D1 school for that matter.
His father is using social media to boost and profit off of his son’s name, image and likeness.
on3.com/db/baby-gronk-…
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if colorado beats oregon tomorrow deion sanders automatically becomes the dallas cowboys head coach. look it up if you don't believe me.
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a young sheldon episode where he gets into sports analytics and tells the emmitt smith cowboys they should stop running the ball so much
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NO ONE from the 1999 draft class is in the league today. wild.
The 2013 NFL Draft may officially be the WORST draft of all-time.
1. Eric Fisher (out of league)
2. Luke Joeckel (out of league)
3. Dion Jordan (out of league)
4. Lane Johnson (Eagles)
5. Ezekiel Ansah (out of league)
6. Barkevious Mingo (out of league)
7. Jonathan Cooper (out of league)
8. Tavon Austin (out of league)
9. Dee Milliner (out of league)
10. Chance Warmack (out of league)
11. D.J. Fluker (out of league)
12. D.J. Hayden (out of league)
13. Sheldon Richardson (out of league)
14. Star Lotulelei (out of league)
15. Kenny Vaccaro (out of league)
16. EJ Manuel (out of league)
17. Jarvis Jones (out of league)
18. Eric Reid (out of league)
19. Justin Pugh (Giants)
20. Kyle Long (out of league)
21. Tyler Eifert (out of league)
22. Desmond Trufant (out of league)
23. Sharrif Floyd (out of league)
24. Bjoern Werner (out of league)
25. Xavier Rhodes (out of league)
26. Datone Jones (out of league)
27. DeAndre Hopkins (Titans)
28. Sylvester Williams (out of league)
29. Cordarrelle Patterson (Falcons)
30. Alec Ogletree (out of league)
31. Travis Frederick (out of league)
32. Matt Elam (out of league)
Just FOUR players from the first round of this class are still in the NFL 😳
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Diggs saw one other guy catch a pass and spent seven minutes doing this
Chancellor Johnson
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after the game aj brown and stefon diggs are gonna gather at midfield and talk about whose enemies speak more kindly while holding a knife
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The best fantasy football strategy this season was to simply not play
Deebo to miss 'a few weeks' with calf strain dlvr.it/TDK3S1
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dak still hasn't faced the 2000 ravens defense so there's no way to know if he's actually good
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Climate collapse means the Dolphins can cook their opponents alive during the game. It’s analytics.
1pm ET Kickoff for the Broncos @ Dolphins game is going to feel like 96 degrees with the humidity.
That Broncos sideline will have ZERO shade. Some home field advantage for Miami.
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you're not gonna like this but since week 8 taysom hill has averaged 4.2 more fantasy points per game than travis kelce
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never thought i'd say it but the Patriot Way was just tom brady playing at an unspeakably high level for a long time. there was nothing else to it. that's why the Way doesn't work anywhere else.
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Line her up on the outside. She’s a WR.
Taylor Swift on re-recording her old albums: “I’m collecting horcruxes. I’m collecting infinity stones. Gandalf’s voice is in my head every time I put out a new one. For me, it is a movie now” ti.me/47V6iaC
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my dad: what channel is the game on
me: amazon prime
dad: what's that
me: it's an app
dad: i don't do apps
me: ok.....
dad: talk to you tomorrow
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this guy’s job gets worse every year
Thamel: Bieniemy accepts UCLA coordinating job dlvr.it/T3CWPP
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brain injuries heal faster when you’re the starting quarterback. look it up.
Purdy (concussion) practiced again on Friday dlvr.it/Sy30qp
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Tua Tagovailoa leads the NFL in passing yards by a wide margin. So why does it feel like he's a middling QB?
We talked to three Bills fans at an IHOP in Orchard Park to find out.
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Fantasy analysis in 2012: dude he had eight targets last week, you gotta play him
Fantasy analysis in 2024: he’s only being targeted on 17 percent of his slant routes against cover three in neutral game script, you can’t play him
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just so the zoomers know joe flacco never looked like this in baltimore. never.
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two deep safety looks have ruined football
The deep ball is dead.
There were 3,416 attempts of 15+ air yards in 2022, fewest since 2006.
Why?
"It's directly attached to Patrick Mahomes. Teams have sat there and said, 'We are going to take these home-run hitting QBs and make them hit singles.'"
espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/3837…
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Out of 110 qualifying tight ends, PFF graded Pitts 109th in run blocking in 2023
ATL coaches see Pitts as 'asset' in run blocking dlvr.it/T339M1
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A proper WR number. The zoomers may never recover.
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I respect Stephen A. Smith for never having watched a single game in any sport.
Stephen A. Smith: "Jokic isn't known for having some kind of dominant post game now. That's not his game."
JJ Redick: "We've got 10 years of tracking data. You know what the No. 1 most efficient halfcourt play is? ... A Nikola Jokic post up. Boom." 🎤💀
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Colts rookie Adonai Mitchell wearing No. 10 to signify number of WRs drafted ahead of him: "Nobody got a name. Nobody got a face."
nfl.com/news/colts-rookie-ad…
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The year: 2029. Brandon Aiyuk hasn’t played football for five years. He’s in talks with the Steelers.
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stefon diggs to texans coaches when cj stroud throws the ball to nico collins and tank dell once
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fantasy football analysis in 2011: this guy had eight targets last week
fantasy analysis in 2023: his TPRR has been 1.9 percent higher against cover 3 over the last two weeks, though his route participation is higher against man
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I actually can’t imagine a car looking stupider than this
This is why you don’t remove the stalks. These fucking idiots are pressing the wrong button for the turn signal.
$tsla
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the key to dynasty fantasy football, as i understand it, is to always trade away a player as soon he gets good
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