Psychopathically confident, but willing to admit errors.

Not really a secret.
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I’m 50. Spent 22 years in the Army. Flew CH-47s. Did four combat tours. I “Front loaded all the dumb stuff.” as my wife put it when it comes to going through a mid-life crisis like most guys my age. I am bored on purpose for a purpose.
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Neighbor kid enlisted in the Army (has a four year degree). “Going to be a Ranger.” he tells me. “What is your MOS?” I ask. “I’m going to be a Ranger.” “Did your recruiter not tell you it’s ‘Needs of the Army’ if you don’t pass?” [Blank stare.]
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I’ve learned it is not “Needs of Army”; it is “MOS on Contract” (which he doesn’t know), if he doesn’t make it.
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Hey, kids, wanna know why college is Sofa King Expensive and you’re buried in student loan debt? One reason is people like this are professors.
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I truly hope it works out for him.
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Replying to @ryanpatrickauth

ALT I'M Flabbergasted Robert Herjavec GIF

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Replying to @carlaclewis
“I pulled up Coronado on Street View. I totally know where to go, bro!"
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Seeing as neither he nor his parents knew what “MOS” was, I don’t think whatever said degree is in will be his fall back.
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Replying to @BobKnee95
I had a couple High Quality H2O dudes as door gunners. They were rad.
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Replying to @jasonrantz
This guy had 22 years to read the fine print of his employment contract and failed to do so. Good riddance.
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Replying to @BobFergusonGov
As attorney general you should be going to court to prosecute criminals.
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Replying to @Ragland1836
My suite mate in college had this happen. He immediately threw his chair through the window (to destroy the whole window) then called the RA claiming he’d failed a test and got mad. Got off just having to pay for a window.
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Mmm… interesting way to word this bit of news.
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Replying to @danger_echo

ALT robin williams cooking GIF by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment

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Replying to @JohnSobased
He’s under the impression since he’s “… top 98th percentile on the ASVAB.” he’ll get to pick an MOS if he doesn’t make it.
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Replying to @MrGTO1970
I couldn’t care less, shitdick.
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Good morning.
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Replying to @PramilaJayapal
It’s none of these. But fantastic job of pandering to your base.
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Replying to @washdems
Report signature gathering to whom and for what purpose? Exceptionally gestapo like tactics you’re rolling out here. Nice work.
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Replying to @pnwguerrilla
Weird tribe that lets in men you don’t trust to not be rapey with or without single women around.
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Replying to @Mrgunsngear
I love how the guy with the rifle, after the suspect is down, does his fancy reverse slide behind concealment. 😂😂😂
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Weird… not once in over 2,000 hours in a CH-47 with at least 3 cell phones on all the time, even in Iraq and Afghanistan, did anyone of my crew experience any interference of any sort. Ever. Up next: Your cellphone will make the gas fumes explode whilst gassing up your car.
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Replying to @TeeReno
"If Charlie Sheen and Demi Moore can do it, so can I!"
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Replying to @votevets
Edit: You as an American citizen are 100% entitled to weapons of war.
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Replying to @TheDemocrats
Percentage of Americans who literally see gas price hikes now: 100%
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Wife: “Ok, so who are we murdering?” Me: “No one.” 10: “Uh, that knife says otherwise.” Damn fine blade, @ToorKnives damn fine.
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Replying to @PramilaJayapal
Race has nothing to do with student debt other than for you to pander to your base.
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Replying to @RealCandaceO
People die. The leading cause of death is birth. What is your point? What are you getting at? Cause, honestly, it kinda comes across like literally everything you don’t believe in is a conspiracy.
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Replying to @MattWalshBlog
Gross Pointe Blank.
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Replying to @SenMarkoLiias
Hypothetical argument for funsies: I’m a 13yo bio F but ident as M. I can, without informing my parents or a having a permit or undergoing a back ground check get “gender affirming care”, yes? Yet I’m not responsible enough to drive or own a gun or vote? Got it.
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The remaining 40% realize paying for other people's choices and privilege is not their responsibility.
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Replying to @MrAndyNgo
So… a bunch of people are unlawfully in the middle of the street and just expect vehicles with the right of way to not exercise said right of way? That’s not how this works.
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Replying to @benshapiro
Hanks?
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Replying to @Gruntpa @gruntpa
Cool as the other side of the pillow.
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Pulling pitch into the weekend like:
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Replying to @kendallbaker
We’ve only Americans to blame.
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Replying to @JewishWarrior13
I live in purple city in a deep blue county. My married, lesbian, Jewish neighbors informed me they’ve lost a ton of friends inside the LGBTQIA+ community when said friends came out in vehement support of Palestine.
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Replying to @MalcolmNance
My god. It keeps getting worse. This is fantastic.
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Replying to @breakonthru234
“Holdonholdonholdon” “NO FUCK THAT GET THE KID! GET THE KID!” 1000 times yes. Nice work.
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No, Dan, he pointed out legit facts.
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Replying to @ibramxk
The other people called to the same carpet are white. nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna128…
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Replying to @Bhess
It could all work out, and I hope it does!
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Here I am protesting Al Qaeda and the Taliban in Afghanistan in 2008-2009 while finishing my B.S. in Professional Aeronautics from Embry-Riddle
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Replying to @MrLeadslinger
I couldn’t sell my house and live in the same city right now with interest rates this high. I’m at 2.25. Would be idiotic
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Replying to @halbritz
If it is not explicitly in the instructions, imma do what I need to do. 👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳
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Replying to @davidhogg111
What do you say to women who buy guns?
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Replying to @AltosAlt
These kinda jokes? We’re not joking.
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Replying to @JackPosobiec
Just because you don’t like a SCOTUS decision does not mean SCOTUS has failed. Those are two very different bars. One minuscule. One gargantuan.
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Replying to @TomiLahren
Abortion is a PERSONAL decision and those who CHOOSE not to take their pregnancy to term should not be punished or shamed for it! Bravo to state leaders standing up to protect the rights of their residents! @FoxFriendsFirst
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Replying to @RobProvince
NGL, he got me on the United one.
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Replying to @choeshow @comcast
Eco blocks look better than homeless encampments.
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Because walking just to the right on the grass is impossible?
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Replying to @GNCordova
This… this is a bad take.

ALT Keanu Reeves GIF

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Replying to @TheRealJoshBaer
Dude… that is what he asked too!
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Replying to @MrGTO1970
How did you get “…sad sob story.” out of my tweet? Weird and gay.
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Replying to @OfAthenry
I love seeing those kids in the airport with their manila folder, eyes full of wonder, and a total lack of understanding what they’ve gotten themselves into.
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Replying to @SentrySpartan
SPC! E4!
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Replying to @davidhogg111
Define “man”. Define “woman”.
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Replying to @RoFaPNW @jasonrantz
OK: Please find the definition of “at will” employment. Washington state is an “at will” employment state. Medical and religious exemptions for a vaccine, it is my understanding, are not protected.
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Reflecting on an interesting week whilst heading into the weekend.
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Replying to @QueerArmorer
If you can’t trust the men in your tribe to not be rapey, with or without single women around, then they shouldn’t be in your tribe.
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Replying to @johnrobertsFox
I’d rather pay a nationwide flat per mile tax than the federal 18.4 cents per gallon (gas) and 24.4 cents per gallon (diesel) on top of each state’s different per gallon gas tax (currently 49.4 cents here in WA). A nationwide per mile tax would also collect $$$ from EVs.
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Tandem Rotor Tuesday
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Replying to @braxton_mccoy
30 years ago I did a youth group trip to a rez in the 4 corners. We helped repair houses on the rez for two weeks and racked out in the school. Abject poverty everywhere. Nearly the same in the PNW, despite the casinos.
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Hi, I’m lithium, nickel, cobalt, lead, and other finite resources that make batteries. How can I help you?
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So, if I’m cis I don’t get to ride public transport?
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Replying to @DLoesch
Ah… HER privilege. Pot. Kettle. Black.
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Retired CH-47 PC regular army guy here: I’ve green lit my crew a few times after “Oh, that was fun. We didn’t die.” missions. I’ve smoked in the cockpit too. 100% not legally allowed though.
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Replying to @PattyMurray
You spelled “Democratic party policies which lead to defunding the police, increased crime, lax prosecution and incarceration of criminals has lead to an increase in gun violence.” wrong.
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Replying to @sam_d_1995
Clearly you have not heard of the NHTSA, NTSB, FMVSS and other safety organizations here in the USA. piped.video/Stv2RFoe9bs
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This thread will have a higher success rate of getting someone killed than "... guns have a high failure rate for domestic owners."
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Sleep well, y'all.
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“…absolute breakdown of social media technology…” Um… have you not been paying attention to social media since it was invented?!?
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The V-22 has been a deadly compromise since its inception. 4 fatal crashes from ‘91 - ‘00. Became “operational” in ‘07 with 12 more crashes to date for a total of 63 lost souls. Should have been cancelled in 2000. militarytimes.com/news/penta…
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Replying to @TheRealJoshBaer
Being a Ranger isn’t a job. Rangers are a section of the army. Join the Army, fail Ranger school, you’re stuck with whatever Uncle Sam gives you.
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Replying to @MarkoLiias @nytimes
Trans rights do pose zero threat to anyone. Same as gay rights, women’s rights, black rights, and *checks notes* human rights. Where you and the rest of your kind went wrong is you actively came for children, and put the state above parents. Come for the kids: Get rekt.
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Replying to @davidhogg111
When is the last time you bought either?
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It’s me. Not the rifle. The rifle is sub MOA. I, on the other hand, am not. Yet.
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Replying to @seattletimes
I see the tolerant left is on display in the comments.
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Replying to @9NewsNancy
Clearly you heard nothing Trump ever said.
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Replying to @DaleStarkA10
If your grand parents wouldn’t recognize it as food, it’s probably not good for you.
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Replying to @bk181_ @POTUS
A) You don’t live here. B) America is no longer subject to British rule because of guns. C) I think you might get ratio’d on this one.
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Now do Democrats.
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Replying to @BFriedmanDC
Hamas could stop all of this by just surrendering. A Hamas surrender would also keep people from having takes as terrible as this.
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Replying to @NewYorkStateAG
Is this how you say you know nothing about firearms without explicitly saying you know nothing about firearms?
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Replying to @TheRealJoshBaer
Oh… well then. MOS = Military Occupation Specialty AKA what your job is.
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Replying to @alpharivelino
Oh, dear human, you have entered into a world you do not want to be in. I highly recommend you tuck tail and run after you delete this tweet. This is not going to end well for you otherwise.
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It is clear no one in this tweet understands how the logging industry, which is literally renewable, works. Trees harvested annually < Trees planted annually (yes, with enough of a difference to account for age of tree/managed forest)..
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Dear lord, it’s beautiful, @LSArifles
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Replying to @thehoffather
I don’t understand what is happening and I won’t believe the people telling what is actually going on so it’s clearly fraud!
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Replying to @goddek
I just now realized Nazi submarines need their own bathroom.
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Replying to @SaintsMusee
mmm... this tweet is worded weird. Russell Wilson hit DB89 three times and JK15 twice on November 29, 2015 v. the Steelers.
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Replying to @FenixAmmunition
As a Former Apache Guy (FAG) I’m in.
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Replying to @choeshow
Don’t assume their gender!
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Replying to @ben_bagelbites
I rarely pull over on the free/highway. I go to the next exit, and go to a parking lot. I get asked all the time why, and my reply is always the same: “Neither one of us wants to get hit by a vehicle doing 70, Officer.”
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Replying to @zerohedge
Tomorrow? Russia will have won come tomorrow. But whatever.
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Replying to @GovBobFerguson
The one that OVERWHELMINGLY LOST on an Advisory Vote? Way to stick it to your constituents, @GovInslee ballotpedia.org/Washington_A…
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This one:
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Have a terrific Tandem Rotor Tuesday!
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