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Santos should be allowed to stay in Congress but not as politician but more as a court jester type of thing
Max Miller (R-OH): You’re a crook. George Santos (R-NY): You’re a woman beater.
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I did not need to see that
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Political litmus test: Who is the aggressor in this situation?
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I want this piece of land back
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Imagine showing this to someone in 2017
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Mr. President you mean that America will build a bigger building, right?
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That's literally impossible lol
“We spent $16 trillion on the lockdowns. We got nothing for it. $8 trillion on the Ukraine war. That’s $24 trillion that they had to print to pay for nothing. That money, the way they’re paying it back, it’s a hidden tax called inflation, and it hits the poor and the middle class” “We need to stop being an empire” When’s the last time you heard a Democrat coherently explain the harms of printing money and empire-building?
Community note
US aid to Ukraine lies between $77 billion and $113 billion, depending on how it's calculated. tinyurl.com/47w5ub7u tinyurl.com/5n9a3cfn If RFK is referring to Iraq, the figure remains too high, but the entire War on Terror could total $8 trillion. tinyurl.com/fpbh3yhs US Covid relief spending totaled about $4.6 trillion. tinyurl.com/tn4kwz7y
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Staple Tye (Harlow) council election result: CON: 42.9% (+11.2) LAB: 40.5% (+0.0) RES: 8.9% (+8.9) GRN: 7.7% (+7.7) No UKIP (-27.8) as prev. Conservative GAIN from Labour. Turnout: 22.7% (-0.5) sotn.newstatesman.com/2023/0…
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Pat Robertson was an antisemite you frauds.
AIPAC mourns the passing of Pat Robertson, who was a great friend of Israel and a pioneer in the modern Christian Zionist movement.
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I hate youtube alt history so much wtf is this
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Not even Trump likes this guy lmao
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Why are they turning 14 year olds into weirdo conservative activists?
I will not let them destroy Arizona!
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Replying to @Maxthecat5905

ALT Donald Trump GIF by Election 2016

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Average polling in America be like: "Do you believe in socialism" Yes: 77% No: 23% "Who are you going to vote for on election day?" Adolf Hitler (R): 62% (+5) Joe Biden (D): 38% (-5)
"Do you agree or disagree that all Americans have a basic right to healthcare coverage?" Agree: 83% Disagree: 16% Marist / March 23, 2023 / n=1327
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Holy shit you people NEED to leave this woman alone.
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Replying to @ZackTaylorFA

ALT Donald Trump GIF by Election 2016

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Liberals who post this image unironically are so funny to me, like you can't name one thing NATO has done for trans people nor do they even have an official position on trans people
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Replying to @_Zac_Langdon_
This except the Nazis aren't depicted as Chad's
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Ok but why was he built like that
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Yeah, I support Guyana
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Grindr has caved to the woke mob... the west has fallen
June is almost upon us. Are you ready for the wokestorm?
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Every time I see this poster it reminds me why I hate liberals
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"My vote doesn't matter" The election:
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"Reagan brought fiscal responsibility to the White House"
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Trump is actually trying to win the gay vote lmao
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Replying to @Nasaaeaoa
50/50?
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"A third community notes has hit GOP Josh
I did NOT photoshop an image!
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Was every successful social media influencer in 2013 racist or something?
Choose you font carefully, my friend...
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2024 presidential debate summed up Ron DeSantis: "Joe Biden and the radical democrats are woke and therefore must go broke!" Joe Biden: "Look Jack, how can I be both sleepy and woke? Make up your damn mind!"
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America before the Islamic revolution
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Replying to @ampol_moment
Same vibes when Obama said that he read the communist manifesto to try to hook up with leftists at his college
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"Are you a member of the Chinese Communist party?" "No" "Are you a member of the Chinese Communist party?" "No" "Are you a member of the Chinese Communist party?" "No" "Are you a member of the Chinese Communist party?" "No" "Are you a member of the Chinese Communist party?" "No"
Sen. Tom Cotton: "Have you ever been a member of the Chinese Communist Party?" TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew: "Senator, I'm Singaporean. No." Cotton: "Have you ever been associated or affiliated with the Chinese Communist Party?" Chew: "No, senator. Again, I'm Singaporean."
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Woodrow Wilson signing the sedition act of 1917 knowing that'll lead to the greatest electoral performance for the democrats 100 years later

ALT Gunna Fire GIF

Trump will be arrested, booked and appear before a judge when he goes to the courthouse on Tuesday: ABC
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John Bel Edwards has surrendered his principles to the incessant, ugly bleating of the anti-death-penalty movement, parroting their lies and their revolting false-equivalencies in an attempt to distort and ultimately destroy the justice system.
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Libtards owned 👇👇👇
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>Remove black people from office in the south as president >Commit genocide in the Phillipines >Say that black people are "As a race and in the mass they are altogether inferior to the whites" >Pic unrelated >Be Theodore Roosevelt
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Very relevant at the moment
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"You are NOT allowed to suck dicks"
Dick DO NOT go in mouths . Dick DO NOT go in mouths . Dick DO NOT go in mouths . Dick DO NOT go in mouths . Dick DO NOT go in mouths .
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Dude is the reverse LBJ
🚨🚨🚨Holy shit. More information has been released about the debt ceiling deal and it looks like McCarthy was BAMBOOZLED. First, Republicans are cheering that work requirements for SNAP benefits went from 49-54. But here’s the thing, the White House made sure it included a FIRST-EVER exemption to SNAP time limits for homeless individuals, Veterans, and fostered youth. But they did something pretty amazing. The term “homeless” is defined broadly to include unstable living conditions. Those exemptions will promise that roughly the same number of people will receive benefits after the agreements as they did before. McCarthy also touted clawing back unspent COVID money…but none of the $316 billion that has already been disbursed and committed will be touched. His major “victory” is that money just sitting there will be reallocated. Finally, when McCarthy sat at the negotiation table, he asked for a 22% REDUCTION in non defense discretionary spending. That would have been a significant cut of government programs. Know how much he got? A ZERO PERCENT REDUCTION. That means President Biden protected against $130 billion in devastating cuts. McCarthy also celebrated that Veteran benefits would be funded…. But in the end he agreed to the exact amount the WHITE HOUSE asked for. The agreement also makes NO changes to Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security. Let’s get this quickly passed and sent to the Senate so we can firmly cement Kevin McCarthy as the embarrassing loser he really is.
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You speak for nobody.
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Replying to @yayanarchy
Nazism is not left wing
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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If that article of clothing is expressing how they want to genocide millions of people, yes
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The good guys: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ The bad guys: 🇦🇺🇦🇹🇦🇿🇧🇬🇧🇷🇧🇹🇧🇾🇨🇦🇨🇮🇨🇱🇨🇺🇨🇾🇨🇿🇩🇪🇩🇰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇩🇿🇪🇪🇪🇬🇪🇺🇫🇮🇬🇱🇭🇺🇮🇪🇮🇱🇮🇩🇮🇳🇰🇷🇰🇵🇮🇷🇱🇻🇳🇴🇳🇵🇵🇱🇵🇰🇺🇸🇷🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇳
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What did he mean by this
Hamas’s surprise terrorist attack by air, land, and sea is Israel’s 9/11. Losing 600 Israelis is the equivalent of losing about 20,000 Americans. If you murder, wound, rape, and abduct civilians and children, as Hamas has done, you are not a militant. You are a terrorist. The media should stop sanitizing terrorists as “militants.” Hamas is a terrorist organization, just like the Taliban and Al-Qaeda are terrorist organizations. Back in 2001, no one in the mainstream media described the attackers on 9/11 as militants.
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What they don't want you to know
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This is a woman
Replying to @princessyntheia
Born with the intention or capability of holding eggs.
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Reminder that ai is trash
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Hitler finding out that his biggest supporters are a autistic closeted Latino guy and a black rapper
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JFK didn't believe any of these things lol
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Replying to @charliepolitik
Class collaboration is stupid and the rich will eventually betray the working class
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Good afternoon
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Replying to @_sn_n
Okay let's be real they had more worse controversies than that
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Replying to @ZackTaylorFA
If you are wearing an article of clothing that has iconography of an ideology that wants to genocide millions of people that is inherently violent. If someone says they want to murder you, you wouldn't just let them, you act first.
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Incredible
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Wow it's almost like identifying and creating a census of victims of a genocide ~80 years ago is difficult
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Guy who described DeSantis as "DeSantis"
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Joe Lieberman, Connecticut’s former senator, and Pat McCrory (@PatMcCroryNC), North Carolina’s former Republican governor, join @PostLive to discuss a $70 million effort to get a potential third-party presidential candidate on the ballot in 2024. nitter.app/i/broadcasts/1djxXlRkj…
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Replying to @AstolfoSmg
Shut up.
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>Be a neocon >Believe in American exceptionalism >Get mad when people immigrate to America >???
Holy shit I am muting this account. I am sick of seeing this Serbian weirdo pop up on my feed talking about American domestic politics as if he lives here
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This is the funniest but also the saddest image
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Lib ET be like: "Yeah he's conservative but he's pretty cool" The conservative in question:
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Spot the difference (impossible)
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The Ideological range of people who endorsed Jesse Jackson in 1988 is absolutely insane
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I'm talking about British politics
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I swear everyone on Twitter has the taste buds of a 12 year old
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Replying to @vgh32

ALT Donald Trump GIF by Election 2016

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Replying to @DavidPerdueGA
Perdue you might want to lay off the viagra
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Dude would have voted for 3 Dixiecrats and then vote for McGovern one of the most progressive candidates to run for president especially for the time and then after voting for segregationists he would have voted for Obama. Can't make this up
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It was so crazy when this went viral
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"The dem controlled Senate will vote to impeach Biden"
Straightforward from here: 1. Trump is convicted, goes to jail. 2. In retaliation, GOP impeaches Biden. 3. Dem Senate looks at Biden, says “THANK YOU, GOP House!,” convicts. 4. DeSantis crushes Harris, becomes POTUS.
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Replying to @GoldenSand_
Albania 🇦🇱 🇦🇱
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We got so owned when Cochise County refused to certify their election results
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Election Twitter stop tolerating racists challenge
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Never ask a Theodore Roosevelt fan what happened in the Philippines during his presidency
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The world would be 200% better if this area became one country
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>claims to be pro-life
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You should be taking revenge on your overdue pre algebra homework instead
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Replying to @ItsReallynotfun
*sigh* look up dreamwastaken on Twitter
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Follow for more political litmus tests
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What did she mean by this???
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Many people are saying this!
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Replying to @_cancelery_
Not bait
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Replying to @chan_lambda
Secret military operation to help Jon Tester win reelection
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