They/He/She, Colorgendered. Our Lady Grace's head butler. Don't be blue. We're here for you. There is no basement in the mansion.
Color Cafè // op is 20
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Greetings, dear guests. Welcome to the Color Cafè, allow us to brighten your day.
I am Swatch, head butler of the soon to be ruler of all, Queen.
In the meantime before your eternal servitude, may I help you to some Code Spaghetti?
[[Account run by @priinxecharming
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[[This is so cringe but oh well, happy 10 years of Undertale :)
Hello.
It's almost been 10 years since UNDERTALE released.
Now, I'm looking for your memories.
Let's turn back together.
Face the flower and speak.
memories.undertale.com/
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So unjust, there's nothing even notable about him. His voice is beyond grating on the ears.
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If you insist, young guest Lancer, then I will try.
How does a color wheel cry? "Hue, hue, hue."
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[[Like this is the guy who playfully talks with Kris about maybe participating in church instead of sleeping and drinking juice. Hes used to weirder kids and what they do to be nice
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[[Theres an entire world map of pixels to draw on and theyre whining about a few deltarune ones
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[[Every single swatchling plus swatch themself was never given specified gender or pronouns, until SPECIFICALLY Swatch was addressed as 'he' in the spamton sweepstakes
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"Ily" is a short way of saying "I love you," I'd imagine if people are sending it to you it's a way of saying they love TV.
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[[It is HORRENDOUS from an accessibility standpoint, also the fact it immediately changed so much is obviously going to throw people off
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[[Yeah, I've been close to, let's just say, joining that side or social media. I have it blocked out on my main and I won't hesitate to block it out here. I wish anyone part of that side a nice recovery, but do not bring it here like it is something positive.
TW: Disorders//
I haven't broken character before but I wanna deliver this message for the kiddos who follow me.
Shed Is Short For Self Harm And Eating Disorder. These are real and normal mental illnesses. The issue I have with Shed accounts is
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![[Swatch is standing behind the counter of the Color Cafe. He is multitasking between stirring something to cook and drawing a billboard for Cyber World]
*I am quite lucky I am not a Lightner, otherwise there would be great consequences for setting aside my stress and worry.
*However, as I am merely a program, I need not worry about such things. I can continue working as intended without issue.](/pic/orig/media%2FGuZeq9laYAAzGCC.jpg)
ALT [Swatch is standing behind the counter of the Color Cafe. He is multitasking between stirring something to cook and drawing a billboard for Cyber World] *I am quite lucky I am not a Lightner, otherwise there would be great consequences for setting aside my stress and worry. *However, as I am merely a program, I need not worry about such things. I can continue working as intended without issue.
![[Swatch pauses, having evidently hit some sort of crash.]](/pic/orig/media%2FGuZeq9daAAAXRzh.jpg)
ALT [Swatch pauses, having evidently hit some sort of crash.]
![[The other Swatchlings of the kitchen notice, asking if he is alright.]
*Boss?
*Mr. Swatch?](/pic/orig/media%2FGuZeq9ibEAEMBBV.jpg)
ALT [The other Swatchlings of the kitchen notice, asking if he is alright.] *Boss? *Mr. Swatch?
![[Outside of the Color Cafè, there is crashing within as Swatch collapses. The Swatchlings panic, calling out for him.]
[Feel free to quote/comment with a character's response, as I said this is fairly open :D.]](/pic/orig/media%2FGuZeq-AacAAVm6M.jpg)
ALT [Outside of the Color Cafè, there is crashing within as Swatch collapses. The Swatchlings panic, calling out for him.] [Feel free to quote/comment with a character's response, as I said this is fairly open :D.]
[[DEMOCRACY HAS SPOKEN!!!
[[Working on some starter art! This'll be a pretty open thing, quote freely to rp :) I'll try to get it started within the next few hours
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[[Like yeah its a guy. Toriel quite literally couldn't possibly know that, if anything Tenna went to every length possible to ensure she DIDNT 😭
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A very bright, wonderful ghost lightner who used to frequent the librarby to make so, so much art. I do hope they're faring well.
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[["Ralsei is closeted transfem bc of how he dresses" sure ig but consider "Ralsei is closeted transfem bc the prophecy demands a Prince, and he's desperate to try to fill that role" hits so good man. I want to give him a huge hug hes so small
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[[Sorry im inactive today
[[Today is dedicated to beating the Knight's ass. It's a matter of pride now. And I'm winning.
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[[PEAK!!! The ghosts, dummies, and Frisk and Chara helped me understand there were so many more options than the one i was unhappy with all my life
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[[I think they meant a different kind of fandom bait my guy, SCC are clearly meant to be the goofy sillyguys everyone puts in blenders and squishes lol
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[[The silly and his little team (i was gonna do a custom bg but i couldnt get him to look right lol)
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I would like to see it at least once, however I'm also quite content where I am, if that makes sense.
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[[The selection of characters here is so funny bc one of them you can entirely miss if you dont backtrack one time and another is Rouxls Kaard. Blocking Swatch off yet again smh.
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[[Hi swatch admin Priinxe here. This hc makes me want to scream and sob and bash my head into a wall its so. Important to me.
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Oh yes, these three in my 'header' image deserve their introductions as well.
These are three of the Queen's best chefs and servers. Beside Tasque Manager or myself, they are the most glowing examples of servitude you will find at any given time. I couldn't be more proud.
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[[So uh important question
[[How do yall feel about body horror/mutilation? Thinks like bones snapping, giant eyes, same vein as Nightmare Flowey but on a guy
[[Swatch image DEFINITELY not related and TOTALLY just for attention
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Hello, dear guests. Unfortunately, due to some personal reasons, I will not be present at the cafè today- instead, the three Swatchlings will be filling in for me.
Thank you for your patience and understanding. If you need anything, please do ask them.
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[[Its honestly kind of sad bc a lot of forgotten chapter 2 characters are pretty big to the plot of that chapter, both weird route and normal. At the very least, Scc aren't easy to skip entirely, and theyve got quite a bit of merch.
[[More than i can say about my guy, at least.
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[[Theres literally so many adults to think of like that and yet people pick the very obvious kids :{
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I am going to be setting a dumpster on fire if anyone needs me.
Do not need me.
#DELTARUNE crossover with Better Call Saul
a silly idea inspired by fanarts and fan animations I've seen around here :B
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🔴 IN HONOR OF HITTING 420 FOLLOWERS WE'RE HOLDING THE HUNGER GAMES!
🔴 Borage, Pomelo, and I will be narrating this epic event, because the boss will be participating because he sucked [!^*] in this one. Deltarune Parody Accounts (mutuals preferred) put your names in the hat!
[[Part of me wants to make a dr parodytwt hunger games and whoever wins gets to have me draw something idk
[[Im not doing it now im very busy today and tomorrow
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Would, ahem.
Would anyone know how to quickly relieve splitting headaches? I've been getting them more often, it's quite... annoying.
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No comment on why I am present, but... her majesty?
Spamton and his 9 morally questionable exes
Guys Queen being one of his exes is very funny to y'all see the vision
#DELTARUNE #deltarunespamton #spamton
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Ah, some questions.
1) If... That is what you want, sure.
Ah, there we go. I have also made a 'strawpage.' Please, if you have any questions concerning myself or the Swatchlings, or just wish to send art, you are free to do so here.
butlerswatch.straw.page
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[[I found an app i can draw pixel art on thats understandable for my small brain would y'all be interested in Swatch sprites (maybe battle ones idk)
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I am resigning and all of you are fucking awful. My work here has been nothing less of a nightmare.
Perhaps I'll jump into the dumpster with that salesman. It's where most of you belong, let me lead the way given you're all completely incapable of doing a thing for yourselves.
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I was asked this as well, I believe it's guests who wish to date you? I'm not fully sure myself either.
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[[Btw everyone Swatch turns 40 this year (MSpaint 40th birthday)
[[Get my back pains idiot loser
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[[Having a miserable day so yk what that means, Swatch suffers with me
[[I hope he explodes <3
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[[Swatch finds one (technically two but Rouxls isnt even that bad in comparison) person unbearable and its that little freak, i will neither nor confirm nor deny his relationship LMAO
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[[Esp bc its highly advised not to try to repair CRTs, they can be really dangerous with cracked screens
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[[Their name is Erin btw!!!! They were taken in by Muffet and the spiders, who in this AU have a fairly successful bakery. They recently moved in to Hometown and opened a new bakery there :)
[[Erin and the Perseverance soul have a slightly better relationship than Kris'-
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You know, maybe it's not bad my strawpage is rarely used or seen if these are the messages you're getting.
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Indeed, I did. A reasonable response on my part, but one must set a good example for his underlings.
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(Thorngrave event)
[[I'm laughing my ass off rn at the image of Swatch just 'relaxing' in one part of the basement talking to Soul Noelle while Spamton NEO, Tenna NEO(?) and the soul are somewhat getting their asses kicked like 4 rooms over by White Eyes
[[Does he know
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