Prns: Any! Our Lady Grace's head butler & Proud Color Cafe Manager. --- Creator of Dreams, Assistant towards creation. (NOT AFFILIATED WITH DELTARUNE!!)
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// Like for Swatch's opinion of your Muse! (stolen for the 100th time)
○○○○○ — interest.
○○○○○ — physical attraction.
○○○○○ — annoyance.
○○○○○ — trust.
○○○○○ — respect.
○○○○○ — fighting intent.
low — ●●●●● — high
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Awful to show.
I'll never understand the insistence this app has to display people at their worst.
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I saw some sharing their baby photos and decided to join in despite my strange appearance when I was younger.
I apologise if any are of a lower quality, I found the old album in a dust covered box.
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If anyone is aware of a reliable chiropractor, please mention names. My backs felt too stiff lately.
Or honestly, anyone who could sit on my back for a good while. Thank you.
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Since we had a rather slow day at the Cafe this evening, the swatchlings began to attempt to create new beverages for our menu and insisted that I should taste test them.
All of them.
All of which containing a gracious amount of espresso.
I feel as if I could run forever.
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The swatchlings came by and gifted me a few extra pastries that did not sell today.
The only issue is that it's too much.
If anyone would like a few cookies or various types of bread, you may take them free of charge.
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* Swatch is tending the counter in the Cafe, as per usual, though something seems.. Off about them.
*He has not seemed to notice you come in yet.
*Interact?
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Another affirmation since I've recently seeing a surplus of posts about the topic:
ARTBLOCK IS NOT REAL
ARTBLOCK IS NOT REAL
ARTBLOCK IS NOT REAL
ARTBLOCK IS NOT REAL
ARTBLOCK IS NOT REAL
ARTBLOCK IS NOT REAL
ARTBLOCK IS NOT REAL
ARTBLOCK IS NOT REAL
ARTBLOCK IS NOT REAL
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Last night, one of the Shadowguys entered the cafe, which is usually out of the ordinary for any of them.
After two or so hours I was trying to console a man who cried with jazz notes... I think I did good?
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I went to dinner with some others this evening!
I did not know that other places sold acid. Unless she snuck it in.
I'm unaware.
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Farewell.
Truly, I'm tired.
I have a small following, scarcely any interaction, and I am dull. It would be best for everyone if I stepped away. None would notice. None would miss me...why are you still reading ? hm? do you want me to push you against the wall hard and kiss you?
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I've been getting an influx of questions on my Strawpage (around 6 or 7) about my general chest region.
That is my Keel.
Keel's are essential to be large for an avian to be capable of flight.
It is not cleavage.
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Apparently I'll need to make this clear.
This is a Thermometer. Not a pregnancy test.
I am somewhat ashamed that I am needing to say this. There is no lines on Thermometers.
I'm not even sure what else could have brought his suspicion.
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As a reminder to all,
An artwork's purpose and value does not stem by merely the final product. Instead, it's throughout its creation.
Every individual mark made on it, whether it was adding on or removing, is what values the art.
The process it took to create it matters.
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Just as a reminder, Art does reflect the artist.
If you are tired, it will shine through the piece you are working on. Always let yourself rest. An unfinished work is never pressuring you to force the strength you do not posses to focus on it.
Take a breath.
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I've recently been tossing around the idea of getting a pet as of late. I figure it would be good for myself to focus on something along those lines.
Thoughts?
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// Alright so a little bit of Author lore! I REALLY like baking. That being said, would you guys be interested in me making a recipe for the 100 Follower celebration?
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Desserts.
Not Deserts.
There will be no sand in the Cafe.
Please do not bring any in.
Thank you.
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* A new painting was started.
* The room is dim. Barely anything can be seen.
* What a shame.
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Thank you once more!
I assure you, I have never felt diminished by the absence of another's tools. Artistry does not reside in the use of layers, filters, or brushes, but in the hands and heart that wield them.
I was one of the first after all, and that in itself is an honour.
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// Just as a small thing, author guy accidently hurt his arm bad and that is either going to cause less or more posting on this account for a little bit! ❤️
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One of the Swatchlings, who politely insisted I refrain from using names (or rather numbers,) just flooded my inbox in a panic, asking how to respond to a message.
Is this what a proud parent feels like?
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The Swatchlings they are my perfectly polished teaspoons and im the cutlery cabinet. all of them. I I’d die for you.
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Evening everyone!
I would just like to announce the return of our fall product line with the incoming season! As well with.. how many of you tend to like the pumpkin-themed deserts and drinks..
I fail to understand it, though I'm sure you all will be happy to hear this!
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When creating art, remember your own wellbeing is as important as the canvas before you. Take breaks, stretch, or grab something to eat. Above all, forgive yourself. Not every line has to be perfect.
Your health is the finest medium you can have. protect it.
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To whoever deemed it appropriate to send a large pink balloon reading "It’s a Girl!" to my doorstep this evening, I must admit, I am growing rather tired of this particular joke.
That being said… I did however chuckle a bit.
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\\\ boyfriEND.
girlfriEND.
bestfriEND.
they all END.
you know what doesnt end?
Colourful Chaos
RT if you cried😢
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And right on the art board this goes as well!
I'm forever thankful for anyone who does draw me anything as well! It could be something as small as a rainbow and I'll cherish it deeply💙
[colourfulbutler.straw.page/]
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I'm afraid that this may be just a glimpse into young master Berdly's reality if anything.
..Is this Berdly?
You know you may just come to me in person if you would like advice. If it is him, of course.
[colourfulbutler.straw.page/]
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Good evening everyone!
Just wanted to announce that the Cafe currently has no milk left.
We apologise for any upsets. If you still would like a drink with milk, we have alternatives.
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// Would you guys like an interaction post with Swatch?
// I haven't done it before, though thought it could be cool,
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Oh well, I would never decline a gift from a patron! Especially jewelry, despite me usually never wearing any I love most forms of it!
The shine...
Either way, I would not phrase it as charmed, however I would appreciate the gift!
[colourfulbutler.straw.page/]
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Soon, it will be colder, and I will finally be able to add more blankets to my nest. I've never been more excited.
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* It only grows brighter.
* Maybe it was better to keep it in the shade. The dark sheltering it.
*But now, you'll always know. Won't you? A thought that won't leave. Harassment of one's own self.
* Art's up to the beholder, so who knows, really.
* It's not as dark! Finally.
* It's a bird. It looks off.
* The wings... Well, it is not finished after all.
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I'll most likely be retiring for the night, unless for some reason I am unable to sleep of course.
Goodnight!
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* Swatch looks over. They finally take notice.
Oh! Young master Kris, good evening.
Welcome to the Colour Cafe, how may we warm your day?
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May i suggest a garment matching your already made palette? As well with accents of gold accessories, of course.
Something like the first one if you'd like to feel elegant, or the second for the sake of mobility and not having to deal with the dress dragging.
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How.....unfortunate...
Oh no.....
...Totally unrelated, of course-
there will be complimentary battery acid served at the Cafe tonight.
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It would be… improper of me to play favorites, but there is one who insists on folding every spare napkin into a tiny crane before closing.
I won’t say they’re my favorite...but the stack of paper birds on my desk may say otherwise.
꒰colourfulbutler.straw.page꒱
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* Sigh....
I may only ponder who else could have orchestrated this level of!... Comedy? Insult?
[colourfulbutler.straw.page/]
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daily affirmation:
ART BLOCK ISNT REAL
ART BLOCK ISNT REAL
ART BLOCK ISNT REAL
WRITERS BLOCK ISNT REAL
WRITERS BLOCK ISNT REAL
WRITERS BLOCK ISNT REAL
IT CANNOT HURT YOU
Thank you, for tuning in.
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I've heard the words "Pumpkin Spice" too many times today and I'm afraid that I may be losing my mind over it.
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I have always believed that creativity can extend endlessly, reaching further and further without limit.
…I was wrong.
This. This is where it should stop
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To whoever has sprinkled various different kinds of bird seed outside the cafe:
I am not amused.
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Good news!
The same Shadowguy returned to the Cafe this evening, asking if he would be able to preform for one of the nights at the Cafe. I'm sure you all will be happy to hear that on Friday night we will be having live music.
Last night, one of the Shadowguys entered the cafe, which is usually out of the ordinary for any of them.
After two or so hours I was trying to console a man who cried with jazz notes... I think I did good?
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Earlier this week, a rather insistent patron arrived at the Colour Cafe and requested a plate of “Swatchling eggs.”
I informed them, politely, we'd never consider such a grotesque request. The guest became loud and said I was.. "discriminative against ovivores."
ATIA?
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One of the young masters approached me earlier asking about my "Cool as hell punk rock phase with a Mowhawk."
...Needless to say, I may need to have a chat with Ramb in the near future.
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After taking my temperature for the last few hours periodically, It finally seems like I am recovering.
If all goes well, I will be returning to the Cafe on Sunday. I hope to see you all!
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Remembered that I'll have to go food shopping before returning home this evening as my pantry has been draining faster than usual lately by a certain someone. I won't be naming names, though.
Besides that, I'll be happy to hear any suggestions on dishes or snacks.
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I'm beginning to regret the choice of opening up an anonymous message system.
I'm facing the consequences directly.
[colourfulbutler.straw.page/]
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I would..
I would prefer for this conversation would be cut short. Or for the matter to be discussed in a more private instance. It's unprofessional.
That is my ask. Thank you.
[colourfulbutler.straw.page/]
* Swatch has decided to stay silent. An array of mixed feelings and thoughts behind those glasses.
꒰colourfulbutler.straw.page꒱
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Just so everyone is aware, I will not be managing the Cafe for the next few days.
I awoke this morning with a fever, and will be stepping away to rest. The Swatchlings will manage in my absence, I ask you treat them with the same respect you would have with me.
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We found this menace feasting on some of our ingredients this morning. The Cafe will be closed today due to the scarcity.
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@ColourfulButler
●●●●● — interest.
●●●●● — physical attraction.
○○○○○ — annoyance.
●●●● ○ — trust.
●●●● ○ — respect.
○○○○○ — fighting intent.
low — ●●●●● — high
LET ME DATETH YOU PLEEEAAASSEEEE!!!! IM SO DESPERATE
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I regret to inform you once more, but there is no such thing as a basement in the Queen mansion. It was simply never an option during construction either due to the location.
[colourfulbutler.straw.page/]
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Oh, Thank you for the compliment!
I would prefer if I could knew who said this, in person, though I suppose they may just not had the confidence to say so and I do not mind if that was the reason.
Thank you again.
[colourfulbutler.straw.page/]
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