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I genuinely am not reporting a single crypto thing on my taxes If the fucking president can launch a meme coin, I can sell an airdrop tax free Fuck you

how much worse can it really get

This is GCR. One of the greatest traders the crypto space has ever seen. I spent 17 hours researching his story. Here's how he turned $2,000 into millions of dollars🧵 ↓

Last year the IRS threatened to arrest me because they claimed I owed $300 in crypto gains from 2017

One day you're gonna wake up, eat your breakfast, brush your teeth, go about your business. And sooner or later, you're gonna realize you haven't thought about it. None of it. And that's the moment you realize you can forget. When you know that's possible, it all gets easier.

This is GCR. One of the greatest traders the crypto space has ever seen. I spent 18 hours researching his story. Here's how he turned $3,000 into millions of dollars🧵 ↓

Wallet #1: 360,000 $STRK ($500,000) - Less than 5 transactions - Less than $1 in volume - 1 contract interaction - Transacted only 1 day Wallet #2: 0 $STRK - 70 transactions - $10,000 volume - 30 contract interactions - Transacted in 3 unique months Jail.

My net worth is nuking because two nations want to fight over this

the airdrops we were hopping for vs the airdrops we're getting

On January 2, this wallet funded freshly from Binance deposited roughly 4,000 wbETH, or $13,000,000 into EigenLayer Over the next 3 months, they amassed nearly 3,500,000 Eigen points On March 16, one day following the snapshot, they withdrew it all Criminal.

you have two choices at this point imo 1) sell most/everything, leave twitter for a few months, get a gf, have a good time out in the real world care free 2) hold and stay here logging in every day slowly continuing to lose your mind I choose 2 because it builds character

crypto money isn’t real

Thank you @Blast_L2 🙏

Just found out that interacting with “smart following” accounts earns you more yaps on Kaito I happen to have quite a high smart follower ratio, thus interacting with me is the best way to earn yaps Feel free to use me as your personal Kaito farm (reply & like all of my posts)

Kaito was pleased with my tweets and granted me a 100% yaps boost to all of my followers who interact with this post Simply yap about why you're excited about Monad, Berachain, Hyperlane, Xion, Paradex, and Eclipse for DOUBLE yap points We are building the largest yap community

selling a coin just now on eth and the fee was $68 thought man that sucks but whatever i guess it's okay then realized that was just the approval tx

Oh wow, this is pretty bad from @renzoai 1st, a large portion of the tokens are going to investors and team 2nd, looks like they’re trying to skew how bad it looks with the design of the pie chart Notice the bottom “half” is 62%, whereas the two 2.5%’s appear to be ~20%

Monad Berachain Eclipse Kaito Xion Paradex

Coinbase stuff is pretty bad Phone, email, etc. is whatever (probably happens more often than we realize) But addresses, balances, photo ID, is just asking for users to be hunted Would be completely done with CB after this, but the new 4H candles are keeping me there for now

right up there with may 2021 and ftx for me really screwed up. the catastrophically bad steak of life continues its what I get for trying to be cute and allocating retirement money to crypto usually crypto losses are just crypto losses, but now its years of real life gg

"is 10m enough to retire?" brother i am a 47 year old married man with 4 children and a full-time job that pays $57,000 a year and i can still live on $3k a month in a decent town i could retire with $800k in the bank, but i like my coworkers

maybe there is some truth to this whole Hyperliquid hacking thing someone accessed my account today and placed extremely high-leverage long positions that have been liquidated all of my money is gone. they should've taken the warnings more seriously

I am no sybil. Im the assistant professor in the University of Science and Technology, Pyongyang. I teach a beginners class with 350 students on real estate and taught all my students about the parcel program. Many of my students have expressed great interest in PARCL and how it represents such an easy avenue into leveraged real estate investing, and as a show of gratitude have all used my referral code. Since my many students cant afford their own computer or dont have internet rights many of them staked through my computer while using the classroom WiFi.

Wormhole choosing eligible wallets for $W

$SCR 7% to users who have been active for 2 years 5.5% to Binance farmers who have never used Scroll Snapshot announced as not yet taken Expectations were low, but man oh man

> farms wormhole airdrop for months on multiple wallets > works out nicely, up big at TGE > holds cause bull market > down -40% in two days > longs $w perps because "airdrop fractal" incoming > liquidated entire account > overall lost money from the airdrop

$ZRO and $ZKS about to lauch in good market conditions

cashed out some more today. now: - house fully paid off - no debt - maxing out tradfi retirement accounts had to scale back the crypto holdings again, but I have no edge rn and the feeling of being in a good position irl is nice time to run it up again 🫡

wow, it appears this really works start yapping about berachain, monad, hyperlane, eclipse, xion and others on kaito yaps.kaito.ai/referral/13430…

LMFAO HOW IS THE REAL LIFE GUY WHO WORKS FOR ETH FOUNDATION CITES SELLING $ETH ON CHAIN AS HIS FIRST EXAMPLE OF “THE ETH FOUNDATION ACTUALLY DOES USE ETHEREUM” YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP

This week has been such a blessing $DRIFT - $32 $KMNO - $17 $RENZO - $35 $FRIEND - $12 Just one more airdrop and I might cross the $100 mark

shill me what i'm missing

Actually so fkn dumb $131 donation to claim an airdrop that is literally based on the fees I already paid to YOUR PROTOCOL

if you yap my back i'll yap yours

Merkly is the second most used LayerZero application by volume behind only Stargate But if you used it, you’re a sybil! Great idea @LayerZero_Labs

My Kamino airdrop is worth $17 LMFAOOO

$W about to enter price discovery

At current pre-market prices, my $LINEA airdrop will be worth $287 I used the Linea blockchain everyday for the last 750 days This airdrop nets me a return of about $0.38 per day I would’ve been better off walking around the streets and picking up coins

Making/losing a months salary in an hour from crypto while working at said job is a weird feeling If I’m up, I think why am I still here If I’m down, I think wow, good thing I still have this job

My accountant asked what Hyperliquid was and why I sent $100,000 there and never got anything back

Don’t care too much about the $STRK stuff as I hate the chain and didn’t bother farming it, but this @abdelstark guy (head of eco btw) is off the rails Funny how he despises the people who bring value to his garbage chain, even if they were there for tokens Real unprofessional

Starknet raised $287m - FDV ATH: $26.3B Optimism raised $175m - FDV ATH: $19.6B Arbitrum raised $124m -FDV ATH: $22.6B zkSync raised $458m - FDV ATH: ? People really believe it’s going to launch under $10B because crypto twitter doesn’t like the airdrop?

the project with an airdrop starter pack

Airdrop farming used to be so simple. All you had to do was swap a few dollars on an app or two Now you have to hold nft’s, complete quests, participate on socials, kyc, earn points, etc I’m tired boss

Justin Sun’s wallet got nearly 6% of the $ETHFI airdrop supply, nearly $20M Top 500 wallets have about 85% total Linear distribution advocates, remind me again how this is a good solution?

$ZK on the 17th $ZRO on the 20th

> hired 12 people from India > tweeted daily about sanctum > conversed with each other in the discord > used ai to generate pro-sanctum media > all 12 got “earnestness” bonuses > 3.8M tokens total = $1.2M USD > paid them $300 each

NEW: Binance zkSync Airdrop Campaign 4/15 - 4/28: Rewards distributed within two weeks following the completion of the campaign This essentially confirms zkSync token and airdrop before May 12 LFG

A certain member of the AltLayer team left quite a paper trail. Blatant insider trading through public addresses. Will post the entire thing in a few hours Sick of people getting away with stuff like this

what holding eth for one day does to a mf 💀

Kaito guy says they’ve learned a lot from Hyperliquid > Proceeds to only drop 10% to the initial airdrop > 25% to team + 10% to foundation (team) Man.

Dorothy_Defi, the head of growth at AltLayer, profited at least $200,000 from insider trading. Here's how she did it. We will be looking at two addresses who claimed a total of 646,00 $ALT, and sent them to Binance immediately after.

The average Galxe user

. @CC2Ventures is gonna make more from the Twitter ad revenue today than he would’ve on LayerZero

Pride myself on transparency, so here it goes April was the worst month I’ve ever had since being here in 2017 - Went from $200k uPNL to a loss on a coin - Turned a $40k wormhole airdrop into a $45k loss on perps - Remaining funds pretty illiquid No one to blame by myself

March: > Wormhole - Shuffle April: > EiegnLayer - Parcl - Swell - Renzo - Kelp - EtherFi May: > zkSync - Blast June: > LayerZero

I'm still farming 40+ airdrops I believe the best opportunities are close to wrapping up, so I wanted to do one last thread on what I’ve been farming 90% of these will airdrop over the next 3-6 months in my opinion No particular order

Bullying works Starknet changed $STRK unlock dates Scroll ended their Galxe campaign Make your voice heard

GRAYSCALE JUST BOUGHT $40,000,000 $TIA

April is almost over. Don't forget to do your monthly tx's Orbiter Bungee DeBridge Jumper Satori Odos Slingshot LayerZero Zora HyperLiquid MarginFI Drift Jupiter Kamino Sniper Black Panther Talis Protocol Helix Ninja Blaze Aeroscraper Eigen Layer Flooring Protocol Swell Ether Fi Ekubo Nostra Argent X Base Cambria Treasure Keplr MilkyWay New Paradigm Zircuit Eesee Beoble Mocaverse Gomble Forge Gam3s Blue Grass Venom Bags Zksync Scroll Linea Fuel Network Shardeum Aptos Omni Network Public Goods Network Aleo Polygon zkEvm Taiko Zetachain Logx Shell Protocol Lens Protocol Over Protocol Dymension StarkDefi Helio Starknet ID Debank Zapper Unblocked Shuriken FriendTech Layer3 Tabi Frame nocturne_xyz Zeta Markets Phoenix Exotic Markets Phantom Hyperspace Symmetry Elusivprivacy Mayan Finance Francium Defi Squads Protocol Helius Labs TipLink Armadafi Texture Finance Neptune Finance Ethermail Holograph ZkLend Kinza Finance Via protocol Chainhop Zerion Bravos Wallet Rainbow Wallet Metamask Taho JediSwap 10k Swap ShardeumSwap SyncSwap Syn Futures Perennial Thetanuts Farcaster INT Capital Ten Protocol Polyhedra Carv Namada Taskon Rebase Izumi GRVT Kontos Gandalf Logarithm Scopescan Mint Fun Apeterminal Merkly Ambit Finance Particle Network HashStack Fuelet Wallet Magic Eden Magpie Protocol Xai Arcane Redstone Earn Network Synonym Redbelly Network Cosmos Ecosystem Blast PrismaFi Republic Subspace Vara Penumbra ZkFair Layerbank Ambient Finance Web3Go BigInt Mangata Backpack Exchange Aries Markets Perps Gator Trade Swap GPT Cvex Quai Webacy Reveel Avnu Fibrous DOP Butter Sleepless AI Soundxyz SmartLayer Interlock AzuroProtocol STFX Amnis Finance Orderly network Velvet Capital Kroma Network Caldera Eclipse Snapchain Astria Cosmwasm SkyArk KiloEx DappOS DSCVR1 Rabbithole QnA3 Myshell Earn Alliance Defi Forge StarryNift Alphanomics Morpho Owlto Finance RedBrick Bluefin Privy Derivio TanX Ultiverse Affine Elixir Brine Panoptic Hyperlane Bitscrunch Tangle Andalusia Kinto Deri Protocol Temporal Finance Front Runner Dojo Swap Injex Fi Argus Labs Initia FDN Zeko Labs Plume Network Movement Labs NuLink Hinkal Babylon Sleek Lootrush Opyn Wildcard Tea

it has never been more over

Coinbase Ventures invested in $ZORA, “a coin for fun”, at $600m Coinbase heads start mass shilling “coining content” on Zora last week Zora TGE this week amidst all the “hype” 65% to team, zero use case, 2 snapshots — one 5 years long, the other 1 month Need I say more?

Just got done claiming on my 50+ wallets that had been farming Scroll for over a year $118.49 $SCR airdrop

$750 to $100,000+ in 3 months. Couldn’t have done it without all of you beautiful people who follow and interact with me daily. I am full of gratitude. You know what’s next.

> the angry mob moving from complaining about zksync to complaining about layerzero the next few days

Good airdrop farming opportunities are becoming increasingly rare at this point in the cycle I went through 64 of the more well-known tokenless protocols and put them in tiers based on how/if I would farm them

Wormhole Wednesday

$STRK TO ZERO.

that day is not today

hearing people are buying $ODOS otc at $1.50 not financial advice

LayerZero Airdrop Guide #190,439 40+ Unique Apps on 25+ Chains (Including zkSync) Here is almost everything I've been doing on LayerZero over the last six months. Tried to make it as simple as possible without wasting your time. Hope it is valuable to some.

Hi @LayerZero_Labs

Gitcoin Passport states that a humanity score above 20 generally means you are not a sybil Want to know how to get 21.74 points to prove you’re not a sybil? Stamp 1 = 14.18 points - Buy and stake Gitcoins token Stamp 2 = 7.56 points - Donate to a project using Gitcoin All you have to do is buy their token and use their platform to prove you are not a sybil!

> eigen says airdrop by september 30 > yes market near 100% > eigen says live 1 minute after september 30 > yes market near 0% > eigen actually launches a few mins early > yes resolves back to 100% crazy

My "Protocol of the Year" nominations: • TGE of the Year: $ODOS • Airdrop of the Year: $ODOS • Stablecoin of the Year: $ODOS • Yield Machine of the Year: $ODOS • L2 of the Year: $ODOS • BTCfi of the Year: $ODOS • Hated Rally of the Year: $ODOS • Disillusionment of the Year: $ODOS • Per Aspera ad Astra of the Year: $ODOS

If I had to guess, zkSync snapshot was Feb. 27, announcement will be on March 24/25 2/17 - Asks for community opinion on airdrop criteria 2/27 - “Nothing matters more than the community” 2/29 - Libertas Omnibus floor drops -55% (heavily rumored NFT criteria) 3/12 - “When was the last time you had an amazing surprise?” 3/24 - 1 year anniversary of mainnet

EigenLayer discord mod says no token and no airdrop Pack it up boys, it’s over

Another W for zkSync

"Abstract will be very different" > points program

Maybe I should’ve sold my HypurrNFT for $80,000

EigenLayer actually 200iq > Announce airdrop and claim > Realize market sucks > Make $EIGEN untradeable > Watch other airdrops down 80% > Wait for market to be green in September > Token opens at high FDV into new ETH ATHs

We really got a second LayerZero airdrop before a first Orbiter, Bungee, DeBridge, Jumper, Satori, Odos, Slingshot, Zora, HyperLiquid, MarginFI, Sniper, Black Panther, Talis Protocol, Helix, Ninja Blaze, Aeroscraper, Eigen Layer, Flooring Protocol, Swell, Nostra Argent X, Base, Cambria, Treasure, Keplr, MilkyWay, New Paradigm, Zircuit, Eesee, Beoble, Mocaverse, Gomble, Forge, Gam3s, Blue, Grass, Venom, Bags, Scroll, Linea, Fuel Network, Shardeum, Omni Network, Public Goods Network, Aleo, polygonzkevm, Taiko, Zetachain Logx, Shell Protocol, Lens Protocol, Over Protocol, Dymension, StarkDefi, Helio, Starknet ID, Debank, Zapper, Unblocked, Shuriken, FriendTech, layer3, Tabi, Frame, nocturne_xyz, Zeta Markets, Phoenix, Exotic Markets, Phantom, Hyperspace, Symmetry, Elusivprivacy, Mayan Finance Francium Defi, Squads Protocol, Helius Labs, TipLink, Armadafi, Texture Finance, Neptune Finance, Ethermail, Holograph, ZkLend, Kinza Finance, Via protocol, Chainhop, Zerion, Bravos Wallet, Rainbow Wallet, Metamask, Taho, JediSwap, 10k Swap, ShardeumSwap, SyncSwap, Syn Futures, Perennial, Thetanuts, Farcaster, INT Capital, Ten Protocol, Polyhedra, Carv, Namada, Taskon, Rebase, Izumi, GRVT, Kontos, Gandalf, Logarithm, Scopescan Mint Fun, Apeterminal, Merkly, Ambit Finance, Particle Network, HashStack, Fuelet Wallet, Magic Eden, Magpie Protocol, Xai, Arcane, Redstone, Earn Network, Synonym, Redbelly Network, Cosmos Ecosystem, Blast, PrismaFi, Republic, Subspace, Vara, Penumbra, ZkFair, Layerbank Ambient Finance, Web3Go, BigInt, Mangata, Backpack Exchange, Aries Markets Perps, Gator Trade, Swap GPT, Cvex, Quai, Webacy, Reveel, Avnu, Fibrous, DOP, Butter, Sleepless AI, Soundxyz, SmartLayer, Interlock, AzuroProtocol, STFX, Amnis Finance, Orderly network Velvet Capital, Kroma Network, Caldera, Eclipse, Snapchain, Astria, Cosmwasm, SkyArk, KiloEx, DappOS, DSCVR1, Rabbithole, QnA3, Myshell, Earn Alliance, Defi, Forge, StarryNift, Alphanomics, Morpho, Owlto Finance, RedBrick, Bluefin, Privy, Derivio, TanX, Ultiverse, Affine, Elixir Brine, Panoptic, Hyperlane, Bitscrunch, Tangle, Andalusia, Kinto, Deri Protocol, Temporal Finance, Front Runner, Dojo Swap, Injex Fi, Argus Labs, Initia FDN, Zeko Labs, Plume Network, Movement Labs, NuLink, Hinkal, Babylon, Sleek, Lootrush, Opyn, Wildcard, Tea airdrop

Joe Rogan talking about the $ODOS airdrop on a podcast with Neil deGrasse Tyson What is this timeline

/free_ruslan

$HYPE was trading at $4 pre-market leading up to TGE. It is now $26, which is almost 7x higher $ODOS is trading at $.05 on pre-market, meaning at a MINIMUM, it will reach $.35 at launch Because $BTC is above $100k, id say $1.50 is more realistic, with a run up to $5 soon after

Sounds like $W eligibility was somehow updated this morning Have heard from multiple people that were not eligible yesterday who are eligible today Time to check wallets again. This is such a weird airdrop

zkSync and LayerZero in the same month

For anyone thinking I’m being paid for posting about $ODOS, you’re technically correct It’s called an airdrop. The team has decided to give me & hundreds of thousands of others free tokens Why would I not do all I can to support the token and its price? Believe in something.

I’m drunk right now, but the point still stands I’m not going to sit at a desk until I’m 70 to retire on $40,000 a year I will find a way to make extra money. Whether it be crypto, sports betting, a second job, straight gambling, etc I am not built for the normal life. WAGMI

Just had to drop to my hands and knees in my bosses office and plead for my job back

Classifying Merkly users and people who bridged “valueless NFTs” is insane It’s quite literally a use case of LayerZero Using the refuel function on Merkly is genuinely valuable, and transferring ONFTs has been promoted by LZ themselves multiple times

thank you layerzero

Your chain has less TVL than Tezos Do better

keep crying

$10 Visa gift card instead of an airdrop💀 Thanks for participating!

Thank you to @KaminoFinance and @ionicmoney for the free meal! Anyone who says airdrops are over, look at what lending for 3 months got me!

the golden era of airdrops

the “feels late but probably still 10x” portfolio what’s missing?

Bybit announced they are taking away the $ZK ticker from Polyhedra and instead giving it to zkSync Incredibly based

Here is an example of a sybil according to LayerZero - 12 months of activity - 100+ transactions - $500,000+ volume - 30+ contracts used But then, because LZ promoted the fact that they support 30 chains, the user decided to bridge NFTs on Merkly to up their chain count Sybil