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Pella, IA
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battle of the bozos this week who y’all got? @oskyfans @NewtonBarstool
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We may have lost but at least we don’t live in a shit hole @OskyBarstool
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If you beat the Monticello boys in the playoffs your are guaranteed to win a state title. That is a fact. @BarstoolPella @waukon #whatisthis #2ndplace? #skolpans
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Hey @OskyBarstool remember when we slapped our meat on your forehead a couple weeks ago?
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Marin graduated last week breaking the Norwalk high school record for most bodies in a 4 year period
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This just in: Jake single is still 4’5 after half time @NewtonBarstool
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Didn’t know newton could afford a volleyball team, could’ve sworn Zay’s dad stole all ur money or something
7:15 smack down tonight at home
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WAKE TF UP DUTCH ITS GAME DAY
Homecoming game vs Hoover
Kickoff @ 730, BE LOUD
Theme: Green and White
Make sure to stash all valuables in a safe place and out of sight.
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🚨 Attention Students 🚨
Don’t be alarmed! What you are smelling throughout the school isn’t a gas leak or a busted sewer pipe, it is the odor of the Newton student section remaining from their loss last night! If anyone has extra Febreze, please let us know!
#stench #rollmills
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a tampon user, an injury faker and a dude who has a rat ass for hair, pooled their money together to pay the refs.
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@GnellBarstool rumor has it you pussies are leaving the LHC is this true?
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Bruh @NewtonBarstool
Boys Basketball (Varsity) Score Posted - Class 3A Substate 6 Second Round - Pella Dutch defeat Newton Cardinals 73-44. ia.varsitybound.com/basketba…
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How about you change that bio @NewtonBarstool we own you pussies
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It’s unbelievable how original this guy is. Must’ve taken a lot of brain power to come up with that 😭
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@IndianolaB I think you lost cause you got whipped by the girls in the front row
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only enjoyable parts of the superbowl were the dejean pick-6 and all of NewOrleans calling drake a pedo #whitecornerback #kendrickforprez
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@MokoKeith all district honorable mention but going d1?????????? doesn’t quite add up
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WAKE UP DUTCH ITS GAME DAY
at @NewtonBarstool
Kickoff at 7:30 🏈
Make sure to lock your cars and pull up in all black
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before the rest of the LHC starts yappin, we just want to announce our ownership of the conference 😉
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WAKE THE FUCK UP DUTCH ITS GAMEDAY
ROUND 1 OF PLAYOFFS
@ Bondurant
KICKOFF AT 7:00
THEME: HALLOWEEN 🎃
1 time wasn’t enough…#fearthedutch
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bummy ass program looking for attention 💀💀 yall have never tasted the dome 🤣🤣 tell all yo dads to get drunk and yell at some more refs and coaches
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