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West Point, NY
Replying to @ArmyBarstool
what is army’s best win?
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With our shield or on it.
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They say the odds are stacked against us on Saturday, but when the odds were stacked against the 13 colonies in 1776 you know what they did? They strapped on their boots and went to fucking war
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It’s always “support the troops” until it’s time to support the troops
“I think it’s Notre Dame and I think they win big.” - @KirkHerbstreit Good #GoArmy #BeatND
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We play em 100 times they might win 99 But not this game, not tonight
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Oh noooooo what will ARMY do against a great passing defense 😫😫😫
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Just terrible
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Army… UNRANKED??? Army only lost to the number 5 team in the country, Tulane lost to an unranked team AND number 24 Service academy hate is real and won’t be forgotten
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131. That’s is how many years Army has been playing football 3 Heismans 5 National Championships Countless All Americans and war heroes 0 conference championships… that ends today The American Conference runs through America’s Team.
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Including 1865 this is our second SEC championship no?
Army obliterates 3x SEC Champion Tulane, 35-14. This is Army’s first season in a conference in decades, and they have not lost a conference game yet. They have earned a spot in the Playoff.
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Notre Dame is one of our biggest non-service academy rivals so I hate to give them credit But what are you talking about? They played a tougher schedule than Texas AND Penn State and beat more top 25 teams then anyone in the final 4
Notre Dame has essentially hacked the CFP Easiest schedule Don't have to play a conf champ game Most likely get home playoff game The kicker? If they make the natty - they get $20 mil all to themselves. For perspective: OSU gets $1.1 mil - share the rest with rest of B10
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Put us in the SEC
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Tennessee’s defense hasn’t been beat up this bad by a bunch of dudes from Ohio since the battle of Shiloh
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Going for 2 is crazy 😭😭 Navy smacks OU shout out our brothers!
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Just a reminder that Army was the only Academy featured in the NCAA trailer 🥱😮‍💨
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Nobody even likes y’all go away
With only one game tomorrow we are all in on watching @BarstoolNavy beat the hell outta @ArmyBarstool! Tune it at 12 PM for the best college football pregame show out there!
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How our founding fathers intended Football to be played
21 plays. 94 yards. 13:54 AMERICA'S DRIVE 🇺🇸
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Marshall university is full of cowards at all levels Oh you know you’re going to lose so you just quit the game? Look at FSUs season this year to see how that works out
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Tomorrows game just means more It’s for Pete Dawkins It’s for Ronnie McAda It’s for Trent Steelman It’s for Alejandro Villanueva It’s for every Army player that was underestimated because they play for Army With our shield or on it
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Someone had to say it 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
Replying to @RedditCFB
Undefeated Army ranked behind multiple 3-loss SEC teams like they didn't crush them on the road from 1861-65, yikes.
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This has to be the most embarrassing kicker moment in CFB history.
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How in the hell DO THEY GET TO DO THIS
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HOLD THE LINE. NYC WILL NOT FALL TO THE IRISH
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Army football is winning this game because our team and Cadets are fundamentally different We don’t care about the media We don’t care about the playoffs We care about showing America that their team fights to win
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Big dubs to whoever fixed the field for us.
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In Texas you’re legally allowed to display your UTSA diploma to park in handicapped parking
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It’s finally ND Hate week! Army hasn’t beaten nd nice the historic 1958 season, but gentleman I have a dream… THEIR TIME IS OVER, ITS OUR TIME

ALT Hockey Miracle GIF

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Unfortunately during this A/n hate week I have to post something in favor of our brother academy because of the attack on G5 schools from the media This headline by ESPN is fucking crazy, WE are pissed about the selection because WE had better seasons than these schools
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To all recruits, Army DOES have NIL After graduation West Point Grads join the top 10% of American income by retirement You want generational wealth? Screw the short term 10k sock sponsorship and join the brotherhood
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Imagine paying for college @BarstoolTexasAM
Imagine having a curfew in college @ArmyBarstool
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Our last Heisman winner, General Pete Dawkins, led the last team to beat Notre Dame Do it for the underdogs. Do it for the G5 schools who are always belittled by the media. And do it for Dawkins, he’s waited 66 years to watch us sing second against nd.
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Anyone know where this absolute legend ended up? Video is from 1987
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Replying to @stoolpresidente
Dave give us a Barstool Bowl. This is the year.
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Incredible man and speaker, also spent some time at a football game talking to cadets this past year.
"We will not be intimidated. We will not back down. We’ve seen war. We don’t want war, but if you want a war with the United States of America, there is one thing I can promise you, so help me God: someone else will raise your sons and daughters." - Staff Sgt. David G. Bellavia
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You know who else chickened out because they didn't want to go up against the United States Army?
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ARMY IS RANKED 23 IN THE NATION LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Cadets jumping into a pitcher of Margs at hacienda’s
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Despite the fact the Sooners didn’t pick us against Navy, we are picking them against LSU #BoomerSooner
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Army still being rated as one of the worst teams in NCAA25 is all the motivation the boys need 😭
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The most important day of American history is today ARMY FOOTBALL IS SET TO BE RANKED IN THE CFP RANKINGS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY
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Hey @CollegeGameDay the #8 and #16 teams play each other at Yankee stadium next week 👀👀👀
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Zero, Zero, Zero....
VIRGINIA TECH HAS A PUSH-UP ROBOT 🤖😳
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Just Peyton Manning and Bill Clinton tossing the ball out on the plain.
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.@UnderArmour heyyyy could you guys make us an actual video next year. I’m just tired of @ArmyBarstool having Nike fight they’re battles for them
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Thanks for playing @BarstoolMizzou
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CBS Sports does it again, if you didn’t see it before the game watch it below.
CBS Sports
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Navy has never won an AAC Chmapionship btw
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NBA players: Cadets:
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Something we actually agree on @BarstoolNavy
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You know what I’ll say it The 12 team playoff is great for college football and teams like Indiana SHOULD be in over teams like Ole Miss AND it’s awesome that service academies and group of 5 schools now have a real chance to compete for a national championship
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If “frosted tips” are not allowed, then how do you explain this photo? @16thSMA
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This conference championship means so much more to Army (or any service academy) No transfer portal. Our recruits come as boys and leave as men. They pour 4 years of their lives into the program. Blood sweat and tears. Nothing given, everything earned.

ALT Ben Jammins Ben Jammins Tv GIF

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Joel Klatt has been placed on the FBI most wanted terrorist list Please report any details to the hotline 🙏🙏🙏
Joel Klatt wants to move Army-Navy to Week 0 ow.ly/BAbH105RU1N
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What the hell is that thing
A nod to our Armed Forces for the @ArmedForcesBowl 💙🇺🇸 @TulaneEquipment | #LMAFB
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That was a heartbreaking game. I pray that we learn from this and win out the rest of the season. Don’t forget, navy lost by more
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This is how you own a mistake. Thanks for the apology.
From Ron Ellis, Director of Spirit of San Antonio:
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Army ranked…. 25????????? Screw the media Screw the P4 bias We’re coming for everyone’s throat Every week 1-0.
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For the record we believe in the comeback and stand with @BarstoolTexasAM y’all are closer to a military academy than UT 🤷‍♂️🫡
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Americas team.
The Black Knights have won NINE games in a row after beating Tulsa 49-7 👏
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Don’t worry about it
What's going on here, @ArmyWP_Football?
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Not a real academy.
Just a little @taylorswift13 to get us hyped to jump out of a perfectly good airplane 🤘
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Uhhhhhh…. Yeah it is 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Thank god, common sense has prevailed. Now everyone line up to get punched.
Replying to @WestPoint_USMA
The investigating officer concluded that the cadets were playing a common game, popular among teenagers today, known as the “circle game” and the intent was not associated with ideologies or movements that are contrary to the Army values.
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THE TROOPS ARE PLAYING
BREAKING: We're excited to host @ArmyWP_Football in the 62nd @AutoZone Liberty Bowl! #AZLB62 #GoArmy 🎟 Tickets 👉bit.ly/34vtlui
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Yeah Riley Leonard’s mixtape looks like peewee compared to this (via ballisendless)
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Live feed of committee ranking Army
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Today marks 3 years since the biggest kicking fail ever.
Army Barstool
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Cool rifles what do y’all use them for?
Class of 2024 basic cadets march out to Jack's Valley this morning; wish them luck!
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131 years. 1 appearance… AND ONE CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!!!!
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Please pray for these soldiers/cadets and their families and do not spread Misinformation.
One cadet is reported deceased, 20 cadets and two soldiers are wounded that were involved in a Light Medium Tactical Vehicle accident that occurred at approximately 6:45 a.m. off Route 293.
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ARMY IS RECEIVING AP POLL VOTES FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2021 THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Hey shut up don’t let them know
Michigan appears to be struggling with a complex Army offense.
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Everyone is talking about Tulane’s 3 SEC championships like Army didn’t go on a 4 year streak from 1861 to 1865 🙄
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The ND kicker is a 7 year active duty Army vet That’s all the motivation I needed, GO ARMY
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This would be the greatest CFA ad ever
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Watch out Dabo….
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How God intended football to be played 3 yards and a cloud of dust
The top 10 most rushing yards per game so far in college football this season!
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Imagine being the only people who think he said this and having absolutely no source for it.
Imagine not winning any of the 3 battles this weekend and losing the war
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A safety and a “start the buses” chant from the corps is icing on my cake @BarstoolNavy
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Strong start to the day for navy...
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That couldn’t have gone any worse
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Love the team. Love the fight. Love the 1.5 million Michigan paid us to get a heart attack.
Fought, battled and never flinched. #GoArmy
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After our win against Mizzou, we would like to officially announce our support of @UCBarstool in the CFP #GoBearcats #TheSECAreFrauds #APCannotBeStopped #BeatBama
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Winning in the Alamo Dome isn’t for everyone
Beating Old Dominion isn’t for everybody. @BarstoolTXST
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It's here, the biggest game of the College Football season There's only a few words left to say... GO ARMY, BEAT NAVY
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Be thou at peace brother.
Cadet Kade Kurita, 20, from Gardena, California, was found dead Tuesday, Oct. 22, at 9:47 p.m. at West Point. "We are grieving this loss and our thoughts and prayers go out to Cadet Kurita's family and friends" said Lt. Gen. Darryl Williams, 60th superintendent, USMA.
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The AAC has officially accepted that Army is their new national brand
The 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙮 to score on it's opening drive of every game this season #AmericanWay x @ArmyWP_Football
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Bittersweet but my time running this account is over. Thank you all for making this an enjoyable experience and thank you @CaptainCons for being a mentor and friend. If you would like to follow me through my EOD career or just enjoyed my commentary my acct is @MatthewCaropolo
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A shutout at Michie! It’s a Christmas Miracle! Beat Navy!
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GIVE THEM NOTHING, BUT TAKE FROM THEM EVERYTHING
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USMA after hearing that Navy canceled classes and not doing the same. nitter.app/SFABarstool/status/123…
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Nothing I love more than the annual tradition of Army and TXST twitter joining hand and hand to shit on UTSA whenever one of us plays them
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11-1 and relegated to play a sun belt team is crazy 😭😭😭 Whatever ig Army has a chance to be the Sun Belt champs this year too
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WE ARE THE #1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MODERN HISTORY
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Waking up and leaving West Point after being trapped for 5 months just hits different after demoralizing Navy
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Fair winds and following seas. @BarstoolNavy Midshipmen 1/C John Johnson
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HOLY CRAP I ALMOST MISSED IT ITS BIRD HATE WEEK WHY DO UTSA GRADS NOT DO REVERSE COWGIRL BECAUSE IN SAN ANTONIO YOU NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON FAMILY
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The only president we want in the stands. @stoolpresidente
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