#NAFO software engineer. Russophobic because ruzzia's population mostly supports the invasion of Ukraine, including the rape, torture and murder of civilians.
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If any #NAFO #fellas are mulling over whether to get an account on "the other place", go for it! It's super easy:
- Create account
- Copy over bio and PFP/banner
- Follow-all from NAFO starter packs
I joined like 6 hours ago and already follow 2.1k with 600 follow backs so far.
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ruzzia, if you want a ceasefire, follow this simple plan:
1. GET THE FUCK OUT OF UKRAINE.
2. Never come back.
Ukraine is not part of your country. Just fuck off, and keep on fucking off until you're gone.
It's as simple as that.
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Russia:
You're not fighting against NATO. You're fighting against Ukrainians, reinforced with volunteers from the West, armed with Western weapons.
If you ever have to fight actual NATO, you'll know by the fact that your army is destroyed in less than a day.
Hope this helps.
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If the Biden administration had wanted to, it could have supplied enough materiel to have enabled Ukraine to win decisively in 2023. Possibly even 2022.
It had the political capital. It had the stockpiles. It had the moral imperative.
It chose not to. History will not be kind.
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As long as I live, I will never forgive ruzzia for what they've done.
Fucking barbarians.
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If the rumours are true, and the UKR F16s are getting AESA radar upgrades, the ruzzian airforce will go from being "in trouble" to being "properly fucked".
These can be field-fitted in a couple of days.
airforce-technology.com/news…
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I promised to donate £1,500 in my daughter's memory, and I'll keep that promise.
I need to save for it though, my plan is to save until I have it all and then donate in one day, at the end of 2024.
Any ideas for where to donate? I want to donate to the most lethal cause.
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#NAFO
From my bonking, I've learned that the thing the ruzzkis hate most is ridicule.
When they're accused of war crimes, brutality and savagery, they wear it like a badge of "honor".
The one thing that they cannot deal with is being a laughing stock.
You know what to do.
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Love you #fellas. Having a hard time dealing with Izyum. Might need to go dark for a bit.
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Yeah, sex is great, but have you seen video of a ruzzian T-72B3 cooking off its autoloader?
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My prediction: the moment ruzzia attempts to use any wmd, nato air assets will enter the battlefield in full force. Black sea fleet gone, all RU SAM and C2 gone.
Pretty sure this will have been communicated too. Not gonna happen.
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#Fellas am I a good fella?
I'm no good at making memes (did try a few times, not good).
I bonk vatniks that appear in my feed, but don't go looking for them.
I donate whenever I can.
Mostly I try to post thoughts that others can use or quote.
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Since #NAFO, I've followed people from walks of life I simply wouldn't have encountered before.
If ruzzia was trying to divide us, they're having the exact opposite effect.
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Elon Musk is a fucking moron. He would never have been famous without his slave trader family.
Fuck Elon. Fuck his exploits. Very much looking forward to his downfall and imprisonment.
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I sleep goddam great knowing that my UK tax £££ are going to vaporize invading Vatniks. What about you guys?
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Frankie, do you remember?
Night night.
Sweet dreams.
God bless.
See you in the morning.
Love you.
Eternal love sweetie 💔
Dad x
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ruzzia is a fucking disgrace to this planet.
All the sanctions, right now. No trade with us, at all.
And send every damn weapon to Ukraine.
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Am I in a cult?
I mean, the [redacted] money is incredible, but they really are control freaks. Do this, target that, it's exhausting.
And the dirt they have on all of us... It's scary. I mean, has anyone ever left NAFO? And were they heard from again?
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In the future, historians will look on today's Russia with the same contempt they look on Nazi Germany.
They will be correct.
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So it turns out my fella, like many others, was forged because I made a "donation" to a grifting scumbag.
I feel sick.
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Here's the thing. #NAFO exists to bonk vatniks, and that's why [redacted] pays us big bucks and supplies sexy online Ukrainian girlfriends.
I have views about religion, politics, and my favourite mayo brand, but I don't fight other fellas over them. That's not why we're here.
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I'm glad they think we have mosquitos. Just don't mention the anthrax ants, they're top secret.
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I tend to bonk in text, because I'm too lazy to collect memes (although I have made a couple of lame ones).
Is that useful?
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Ugh. That feeling when you "like" a tweet out of context then realise it's vatnik bullshit, unlike and hope nobody noticed.
Think I just threw up a little sick.
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Ruzzia:
We in the West are not going to get cold. Or hungry. Or pissed off with energy bills.
We're too busy snacking popcorn watching your shit explode. Every dollar spent on a Javelin that fucks up one of your tanks is a dollar well spent.
Hope this helps.
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Without meaning to get overly sentimental, #NAFO has reignited my faith in the internet.
It was starting to feel like a cesspool of corporate greed, scammers and arseholes.
The fellas remind me there are a ton of good humans out there.
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Within 5 years, Ukraine will be a NATO member.
NATO bases will be stationed there, with lots of F35s, lots of F16s, some F18s and a few F22s on rotation with US pilots.
And many, many HIMARS.
ruzzia will never be able to do this again.
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Priority 1 alert:
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this is not a drill.
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Question...
Are "we" deliberately drip-feeding support to Ukraine just to maximize the attrition of ruzzia's military capability?
We could easily supply enough to fuck them up completely. There are thousands of tanks, IFVs, planes and artillery. But then ruzzia would run away.
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So I watched Servant of the People.
- Goddam, Ukraine is a beautiful country.
- Seems like they're throwing off the shackles of USSR corruption.
- It's much funnier than it seems from the first couple of cheesy episodes. Stick with it.
- What's with everyone using long names?
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Santa, I've been a good doggo all year. Could I please get the complete collapse of the ruzzian federation?
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Thank you all so much for your amazing words, they mean a lot.
I want to pass on my deepest condolences to anyone who has lost a loved one. May they rest in peace.
💔
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I just love that there's no public place on the bird app that ruzzian propaganda is not ridiculed.
Every mouthpiece tweet has a Shiba party in the comments.
#Nafo supports absolute victory for Ukraine.
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It's a moot point anyway. The West can't back down otherwise nuke states can take whatever they want.
We have to stay on this path.
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To all those suggesting Ukraine should "negotiate"...
It's not just territory, it's people.
ruzzians consider their neighbours to be inferior, slaves to be subjugated. Witness the rapes and executions in Bucha.
Would you allow your people to be tortured and murdered?
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I'm calling it. This is the beginning of the end.
ruzzia can barely hold ground right now. Once assault armour is delivered, it's over. Any remaining ruzzian troops will be eliminated.
Ukraine will win, and ruzzia will lose.
Slava Ukraini.
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ruzzia:
you suck.
your country sucks.
your president sucks.
your "army" sucks.
your empirical ambition sucks.
your quality of life sucks.
your lack of indoor toilets sucks.
your alcohol dependence sucks.
Did I mention that you suck?
Just fuck off.
All the way over there.
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#Russia
European here. FYI, we're not particularly worried about winter. Your gas isn't that important to us.
We'd rather keep sending weapons to Ukraine to see your tanks exploding.
Just saying.
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Replying to myself because there's too much love in this thread to reply individually.
Thank you all for your words. This will end, but the scars will last forever, like ww2. Russia are fucking nazis. It will take generations.
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What a terrible tweet. You seriously need to re-evaluate your life choices.
Why would you support a country that's raping, looting and murdering its way across a peaceful neighbor's sovereign territory?
You're a disgrace.
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Ffs @elonmusk is still spouting horseshit. Why can't he just admit he doesn't know what he's talking about on this subject, apologise and then just STFU?
Is it really that difficult?
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Been waiting for this announcement to drop this. Thanks @SignMyRocket ! 🇬🇧♥️🇺🇦
Heroyam Slava!
It was a pleasure to take the first Ukrainian Challenger 2 MBT for a spin.
Such tanks, supplied by the United Kingdom, have recently arrived in our country.
These fantastic machines will soon begin their combat missions.
Thank you, @RishiSunak, @BWallaceMP, and the 🇬🇧 people.
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Russia:
You're not a great country. You're not a superpower any more. You're not bringing culture and enlightenment to poor nations.
You're a shitty backwater kleptocracy with a joke of an army that likes to rape, pillage and murder.
Everyone hates you.
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@Amnesty would probably blame Ukraine for building a school in a future war zone.
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I'm some guy in the internet. I do not need to know real-time details of the AFU's counter-offensive. It could cost the lives of heroes.
Do not post details.
Trust in the AFU.
They will smash the orcs.
Instead, enjoy some kittens.
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What the flying fuck is wrong with ruzzian propaganda channels? I just watched Vladimir Solovyov saying that they'll get to Washington "a bit later".
They must know that we have nukes too? And that their army is an utter failure?
What kind of crack are they smoking?
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Fuck ruzzia
Fuck Putler
Fuck Trump
Fuck Orban
Fuck Kim
Fuck Assad
Fuck 2024 for putting up with this shit.
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OK, I'm just going to say it.
If Biden hadn't fled from Afghanistan, maybe Putin wouldn't have invaded. At least, not yet. And he could be dead by the next opportunity.
Biden has been great. But I still think that was a mistake.
What am I missing here?
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Russia:
We haven't given a flying fuck about your shithole country since 1991. We bought your oil and gas, because it was a bit cheaper. But that's all.
You don't matter.
You can go and fucking rot in hell like North Korea for all we care.
Hope this helps.
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Once Lukashenko falls and Belarus is liberated, will they want to keep the name? Having "rus" in your country's name may be unpalatable in the mid-21c.
Honest question, I don't know the history.
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Russia:
You're armed forces are 30-40 years behind what you're fighting, in tactics, equipment and intelligence.
It doesn't matter how much meat you throw into the grinder. You're going to lose.
Hope this helps.
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America, I love you.
But please, _please_ don't drag the world back into stupid mode again.
Thanks.
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Struggling to contain my anger. Why aren't we sending more?
50 Bradleys? It should be like 500. Where are the fighter jets? Where are the Abrams & why so few pledged? How can so many Leopard 2s have been built and so few sent?
We need to open the floodgates. This is unbearable.
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Signs that things are not going well:
During sex:
"Is it in yet?"
During a "massive military offensive":
"Has it started yet?"
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Sure, let's go.
1. Leave Ukraine
2. Hand over all your war criminals, most importantly putin
3. Pay reparations
4. Accept that it will take decades of effort to convince us you are civilised.
Waiting for you to take your seat at the negotiation table.
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Me in August: I don't know much about Elon, there was that weird thing about the cave rescue, and hyperloop seems wacky, but he seems to be doing some cool stuff. Might buy a StarLink.
Me in November: What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
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If Olaf Scholz is too cowardly the #FreeTheLeopards, can't we just buy a shitload of K2s from South Korea and give them to Ukraine?
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As an atheist, I'd like to ask:
Why do people hate Jews?
Why do people hate Gays?
Why do people hate Muslims?
Why do people hate ...?
Can't we all just get along?
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Sorry if this is ranty.
I am fucking furious. How can any country in 21st century have mothers that raise their sons to torture civilians and rape babies?
How?
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My hopes for the new US administration:
- Kamala landslide (obvs)
- No more usage restrictions
- Direct F-16 supply
- Increased funding for Ukraine
And above all, a commitment from the USA that they want Ukraine to win, not just "not lose".
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Seen reports of fella infighting, but not seen it happen live. Could it be possible we're being infiltrated, and some recent fellas are fake? Or is this OG vs OG?
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