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Greatest defender ever
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Selfish parent took a lifelong memory from a little kid (Also they’re dumb this’ll be worth a lot more when Wemby is the GOAT)
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Replying to @TheDunkCentral
Zion be hitting everything except the court
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These dudes started out in their basements that’s crazy
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This should’ve been a sign nitter.app/ub790uy2l/status/18248…
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The three biggest players on Denver and he didn’t flinch 😭
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Harden had Braun, Jokic and Gordon trying to scrap with him and mf stood his ground and didn’t even blink, that’s aura 😭
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The Los Angeles Clippers are expecting to sign F Kameron Edwards to a multi-year two-way deal, sources tell me and @213clipset.
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All the uncs on the roster doing this in real time 💔
Replying to @FlyByKnite
For the Clippers … Kawhi Leonard: 6’7” to 6’6” Kobe Sanders: 6’6” to 6’8” Derrick Jones Jr.: 6’5” to 6’6” Jason Preston: 6’4” to 6’3” Jordan Miller: 6’7” to 6’5” Patrick Baldwin Jr.: 6’9” to 7’0” Yanic Konan Niederhauser: 6’10” to 6’11” Nicolas Batum: 6’8” to 6’7”
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Kawhi so disconnected from his job he’s gonna come back in October and see DeMar in a Clipper jersey like
Kawhi Leonard enjoying the NBA offseason in Costa Rica. 📸: kawhisklawset on IG
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This Lakers team sure is going to be hard to beat 4x in 7 games. The Celtics *might* be able to do it. Not sure anyone else can.
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Josh Harris, the owner/governor for the 76ers, is in the Epstein files

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🚨🚨 NEW DOCUMENTS FROM EPSTEIN'S ESTATE DETAILING HIS DAILY SCHEDULE: They show meetings with Steve Bannon, Peter Thiel, and a potential visit to Epstein’s Island for Elon Musk. Prince Andrew is listed as a passenger on Epstein’s jet. DOJ must release the Epstein files NOW.
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Replying to @WorldWideWob
getting cooked by Thanasis should give you an automatic 25 game suspension
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Replying to @TheDunkCentral
Every Doc Rivers quote the past 2 weeks:
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Clippers are gonna have the best arena in the NBA by a mile
Justin Russo
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Montrezl Harrell opens up about the LA Clippers blowing a 3-1 lead and puts the blame on Paul George for deflecting his defensive responsibilities. Harrell threatened to knock Paul George “the f*ck out” in front of the other players and coaching staff. (via Players Tribune)
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I think we can all agree these are the only championship contenders this season
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James Harden mocks Brandin Podziemski for his egregious flopping in the 4th quarter 💀
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who’s gonna tell him about Denver
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Knicks fans reading this tweet until the last 6 words

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Replying to @AdamSchefter
Jayden Daniels having to step on to “Epstein Supporter Field Arena”

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The wildfire seeing Kawhi coming from Denver

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Paul George didn’t appreciate the Lakers double-teaming him in their last matchup: “I’m on a minutes restriction… just let me hoop. Chill with the hedges and the doubles. Let me hoop.”
Podcast P with Paul George
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Replying to @FeelLikeDrew
Heat Culture
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Patrick Beverley reveals that Paul George cannot handle hard criticism from his teammates: “I go to PG, imma have to— Ay P, you missed man, but that sh*t look good! It was in and out! Feel me? My approach was different. [If I say] ‘Ay PG make some mother f*cking shots, bro! Hold your mother f*cking form! Be disciplined!’ Nuh uh. ‘Oh that shit looked good! Next seven going in, bro! I see it 7 out of 11 time! Next one going in!’ type shit.” (via @PatBevPod)
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Replying to @TheDunkCentral
Draymond doesn’t like that none of the vets are punching the young guys in the face
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Bro went from loyal to Ben Simmons 😔
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Replying to @TheDunkCentral
Real ball knowers knew neither one would work
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"no comment"? yeah bro is guilty
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Replying to @Go_Jover
Officially top 10 in the verse and I will NOT be questioned
I'm sorry Arata Nitta I wasn't familiar with your game

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Replying to @Go_Jover
Very considerate of Gojo to leave 2 letters just like how he was left in 2 pieces
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Bro is making it sound like he gonna dive for the legs 😭
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Replying to @TheDunkCentral
“Those teams didn’t let us rob them! It’s their fault!”
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Replying to @TheDunkCentral
Giving a 37 year old Paul George making $60M a no-trade clause would’ve ended up exactly how Beal ended up for the Wizards
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Of all the places to work out in LA 👀😂
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Chris Paul sees his newest Clippers jersey for the first time 🥹
Oh No He Didn't
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The Lakers were one lucky tip-in from going 0-5. Let that sink in.
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Replying to @Go_Jover
EITHER GOJO’S BACK OR SUKUNA IS SEEING GHOSTS NOW THAT HE’S CLOSER TO DEATH, EITHER WAY WE WIN #JJK260
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Replying to @Dmills___
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Replying to @TheDunkCentral
Monty Williams when he realizes surrounding Cade with shooters helps him

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I'll take "Sentences I didn't expect to read in my lifetime" for $500
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Replying to @DiscussingFilm
Me in the cinema overstimulated asf with 87 peak characters on my screen
😐
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I wonder *who* could've made the adjustment to start Jamal Crawford or assign someone else to guard James Harden

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Replying to @TheDunkCentral
Two 1st round picks and Ben Simmons for STEPHEN CURRY 😭
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Donation
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Replying to @eagle97jjk
Mom or Tengen, but it doesn’t matter anymore. Just another thing that Gege left unanswered
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James Harden thanks God for letting him play for the Clippers which is a situation that allows him to compete for a title while being close to his friends, family and formerly sick mother who is now cancer-free, per @MarcJSpears: “Another luxury for Harden living in Los Angeles is being more present with his family and close friends at the age of 35. Harden told Andscape that his mother, who lives in Los Angeles, had cancer while he was playing for Philadelphia. The good news is his mother is now cancer-free, a source told Andscape. Harden can see his mother and other loved ones much more easily now that he is back home. Living in Los Angeles and playing for the talented Clippers, Harden is happy and confident that his NBA legacy can and will be enriched further at home. “Literally, my life is perfect. God gave me the perfect life. He’s blessed me,” Harden said. “He’s put me in a position to be able to take care of a lot of people, impact a lot of people. That’s like the icing on the cake for me.” (via andscape.com/features/with-l…)
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Replying to @KingJames
A grown ah 40 year old man baiting for attention just for an ad
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Zion Williamson career games: 214 Goga Bitadze career games: 319
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Yeah, you’re right. Must just be a coincidence.
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Replying to @skims
“Dad, what was the DMitch and SGA meat war like?”
reaction memes ➡️ @VideoReacts
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Replying to @Go_Jover
Gege flooding Japan so he doesn’t have to k*ll Sukuna
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Replying to @KOT4Q
2K’s sim actually being right for once instead of being Pistons vs Rockets
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Replying to @TheDunkCentral
Dude’s trying to keep his job lmao
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Replying to @TheDunkCentral
sounds like something someone who wants to be traded would say
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Replying to @sixringsofsteeI
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Replying to @TheDunkCentral @FOS
Choked women, race play hidden, 19-year old but still smitten, Shannon in 5 [years of prison]
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Replying to @TheDunkCentral
"It's Jordan Poole time." - Jordan Poole, 2023
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LeGM is jealous of LuGM 😭
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If I had a nickel for every Bryn Forbes mugshot I've seen I'd have only two nickels but it's weird that it happened twice right
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Replying to @Go_Jover
Me when Mya told me to stfu and kms
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And when the world needed him most… he appeared
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The Golden State Warriors plan on guaranteeing Kevon Looney’s $8 million team option, per @anthonyVslater. Chris Paul is also expected to push back his guarantee date for his $30.3 million team option. Warriors seem to be gearing up to make a big splash in the trade market. 👀
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Replying to @Go_Jover
M: "Well... if they banned leaks and started arresting the leakers they might cause me a little trouble..." Us: "But would you lose?" M:
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They got Russ’ mentality in the front office omg 💔
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Daryl Morey’s franchise is bleeding and the brother is on Instagram gooning
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Replying to @wojespn
Sam Presti would commit war crimes for picks
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Replying to @statmuse
Curry did it in 4 less years and 539 less games 😮‍💨
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Replying to @eagle97jjk
7.) The PDF file is trying to start a war between the major clans
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Replying to @WorldWideWob
Gabe Guerrero
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They gave this thief ESPN money instead of Zach Lowe smh
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Sukuna next chapter knowing he got got
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Replying to @TheDunkCentral
Guaranteeing someone the top play-in spot in December seems like way too much tbh Imagine the Pelicans won it. Zion would spend the next 5 months at an all-you-can-eat buffet knowing he doesn't have to try till March or April
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Devin Booker didn’t play last night 🤔
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Luka never turns down a free dinner
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Apologies in advance to the Houston Rockets, because of this they're gonna shoot 56 FTs against you next game 😭
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Replying to @TheDunkCentral @TMZ
Who needs $32k a month for child support
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Replying to @TheDunkCentral
Believe it or not, everyone can afford streaming if you know where to go 👀
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Replying to @Go_Jover @JJK_Mya
"ah yes my soul striking technique, my ancestor had to use this in heian era"
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Replying to @TheDunkCentral
Of course the bad shot taker thinks the other bad shot taker has more upside
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Yall smell that?
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Brian Windhorst tells Norman Powell that NBA owners would get mad at how the Clippers would trade for talent and the trade for Powell may have been "the straw that broke the camel's back": Windhorst: "I was in LA at breakfast with an owner and... he was so, Norm... he was so pissed off. 'I cannot believe the Clippers got Norm Powell! We gotta put a stop to this!'" Norm: "That's why they wanted the new CBA."
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The LA Clippers are now the 5th seed in the Western Conference.
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Replying to @ohnohedidnt24
He’s right and every team does it. Whether it’s Curry, Bron, KD, whoever. If you’re playing with a bad shoulder, expect it to be bumped into 80 times a game. It’s just how it is
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“Come on, Sukuna… Let’s go.” Same vibe as Eren taking Zeke through the memories 😭
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Draymond vs Brooks vs Dort

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Replying to @Go_Jover
bro's timbers are so shivered that he used his anti-leak release technique (that he hasn't had to use since the heian era btw)
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Replying to @KDTrey5
Acting like mfers was more scared of a Draymond Green defense than a Durant and Curry offense lol
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Replying to @BobbyMarks42
$76M annually holy shit
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Start construction RIGHT NOW
James Harden is starting tonight for the Clippers. Ty Lue: “He wants to play every night. A lot of times you gotta save him from himself. But he understands how important tonight is and these last 11 games. We’re fighting for our lives to try to get that 6th seed. We’re not gonna do anything and put him on the floor if he can’t go, if he’s gonna damage himself more. But he feels good. He was moving good this morning… He’s one guy that wants to be on the floor and play every single night.”
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Hey big bro @Giannis_An34
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After tonight’s win against the Philadelphia 76ers, the LA Clippers now have the 2nd highest rated defense in the NBA. … and their best defender hasn’t played a single minute yet. Clamp City 🔒
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