Fmr CPC @PoliceUg. Author. Consultant: Community Policing|GBV|Crime Prevention. Private Security. @Arsenal. @SCVillaJogoo.
Kampala, Uganda
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1 Peter 5:10— And the God of all grace, who called you to his eternal glory in Christ, after you have suffered a little while, will himself restore you and make you strong, firm and steadfast.
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Cesc Fabregas: “I assure you that Palmer cannot get a starting spot at any EPL top 6 except maybe Manchester united and Tottenham. Saka walks in every team on the Universe. For me this debate is irrelevant" Yes sir. Debate closed!
Community note
Cesc Fàbregas has come out and said he did not utter those words and he points out the danger of the user using social media to post misinformation.
Being verified, the user is probably looking for engagements for monetary benefits
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So a receptionist at @AbsaUganda Ntinda shopping Mall complex made me to wait for 2hours to see the manager yesterday? I may have appeared a “kapapura man” in an Arsenal T-shirt but still I am a customer my dear. You guys in civilian dress, is this what you go through on daily?
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Contrary to online reports that I “quit”, “resigned, the fact is, my contract expired & had to handover. It may be renewed or not. I am proud to bow out head high. Problem is, I woke up this morning, put on my uniform. At the dining table, my wife reminded me that it was over🙈
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#UnpopularOpinion #604. We never did the things you did against an innocent woman at Shell Kyanja. Who do you think you’re? Malala oba maalo? You’re a disgrace & deserve a kick at your backside from the force! @PoliceUg
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This GenZ gave his first ever salary to his dad. His year started with blessings already. Well done young man🙏🏾.
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Happy birthday the love of my life. For tolerating my iniquities, raising up almost a village as if they were all your own children, & carrying all of us on your shoulders for the last 30 years, may God bless you with a long & healthy life. Your salvation is not in vain.
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1992: My first born, first house, first minibus. God, you have been wonderful to me. I will make a room for two; you and I Jesus. You are all that matters 🙏🏾
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Two weeks ago at Mulago roundabout, a traffic officer stopped my line. My official vehicle UP…halted in front of her. She knew it was for an AIGP. She went ahead to direct other traffic for about 20mins when she beckoned us to move. She saluted me, & I responded with a grin.
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Muliwa 🔥🔥. What a come back!🎶🎶 #NTVMixShow @ntvuganda
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Young people on Twitter. I pinned my numbers, so that we can discuss issues of crime and crime prevention. One has just called and in a fake deep voice said “Aya basi, bwo bwo bwo” and hung up. I am a serious officer with loads of work. Let’s respect each other.
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Dear @RobinahNabbanja please send me #EmyoogaFunds to me. Can’t risk my son in a salon 💇♂️
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Repose o’ver. To town. It’s serious hard work going forward. Gender it is. Youths, children, women & men, your challenges are always my passion. Big announcement soon.
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Listening to our @arsenal Jinja friends. Have taken this opportunity to advise them to use the experience to build a resilient community policing strategy based on sports for Jinja. The police & the people need each other. @arsenal. @fulgenceothieno @877babafm @PoliceUg
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For now, it’s all smiles for father & daughter at home. One of them will dim his/hers in few hours @kebirungilydi
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Some dranko was discovered at my gate by guards this morning. He told them that he came to tell me that he can drink the whole night & I can do nothing about it. I have just seen him, realized that his trousers are fixed by a dry banana fiber belt. Indeed I have done nothing.
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Please do justice for the St. Christine pupils that missed a maths PLE paper. You can give them a special exam. They already missed 2 years due to Covid19. @UNEB_UG @Educ_SportsUg @RobinahNabanja_
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Eeh! So both of us wake up from same bed, take breakfast, lunch, supper together, sit there and look at each other? Eishhh, lunaggwa luno?
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When I was in Lira last year, I was impressed by the performance of CPL Saffi Eyatu. I promised him a promotion. Today on arrival, he requested to take a photo with me as a sign of gratitude for his new SGT rank.
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I can’t believe it. Just seen myself in my bathroom mirror after the match. Really, all over a sudden, I am too handsome! Thank you Arsenal.
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Yesterday, you laughed at me. I won’t budge. I have given it another shot! Slowly by slowly, I will start a restaurant. Join me.
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DPC Kira Road. The threats you tell my Tayari supervisors, tell them to me directly. I have stomached a lot of your nonsense. Enough is enough!
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He pulls a pistol against a traffic officer at Speke road. This kamanyiro against officers of the law must stop.
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These road users in a certain country are respecting traffic regulations. Have they died? @PoliceUg
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The-opening of schools. Astronomical fees! 3 in uni, 1 HSC, 1 Primary. In short, I have to sell my Twitter account!
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I am in deep trouble this morning thanks to automated key boards. Wanted to wish my wife a good morning. Instead of “good morning dear”, it decides to type “good morning loudest”. She hasn’t responded, I hope to survive out of my good conduct as a good hubby over the years.
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Peruth Chemutai’s father lifted afloat in Bukwo after her heroic act in Tokyo. What a joy to be a parent at this moment. Congratulations & blessings 👏🏾
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#UnpopularOpinion #80. Following this bicycle kick by Alejandro Garnacho, I have read many posts from rival fans about how their players have done the same if not better. I am an avid rival fan for ManU. In fact I didn’t watch the game & wished them to lose. However, as a sportsman, truth be told, this kid lit the world football. Take a moment & imagine if this goal was scored by any of your players. What you would feel is what others are feeling. Let’s appreciate the kid & give him his standing ovation.
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I think I like Messi because he never played for Man United. As a football lover, I must accept. Christiano Ronaldo won’t be recreated. At least not in my life time. Goat 🐐👌
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Friends on X. Our President @KwikirizaNova is on remand vide #March2Paliament. Can any lawyer here under pro bono apply for a Production Warrant for bail application? If this fails, we can hire a lawyer.
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#250k. Thank you friends. We can even make this bigger. I believe the account has been a roll coaster of info, knowledge, helpline, #UOTleadership & fun; too much fun. The trajectory is not over...Salutations to all my followers.
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#UnpopularOpinion #19. If a whole President carries magazines around his chest to defend his country, why can’t you, you Semaka, keep a spear, enkoni, a panga, catapult or arrow and bow, in your house to fend off criminals against your family? Your wife won’t take you seriously when you instruct her to go check out what you’ve heard in the middle of the night. If you can’t, hire #TayariSecurity. We shall do the work for you.
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When Cheptegei finished a distant 30th at 2017 IAAF World Cross Championship at Kololo, the media esp SM, dumped him in a smelly bin. He picked himself up & fixed the spikes. LEGEND now. Moral: when you fall, pick yourself up. Mute the noise. Trust in God. You will Soar. Again.
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After dropping her at her campus hostel. I was like, now, why was I tough about her movements? Hmm.
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My beautiful girls: Dad, we need some money for hair & nails.
Me: You girls don’t have boyfriends?
“They say they are broke”. Jesus Christ!🙆🏾. You girls have boyfriends?😇
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I am employed. Was paying
1. 100k Gardener
2. 200k cleaner
3. 300k askari(I have spear)
4. 400k chickenman
5. 500k drivers allowance
6. 300k for DSTV jokes(I tell better jokes)
7. 200k wifi (no need).
Since I will do the above, I will save 2m which was my salary. I am clever!
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Naye these Twitter names. @essy_nambeau. Be honest and tell us you are Eseza Namamonde.
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There’re several complaints of mvs being knocked intentionally by convoy vehicles of high ranking officials. It’s disturbing. You have sirens, cut off cars & security. Handle professionally. You don’t need to knock other mvs. Stop embarrassing ur principles. You’ll be prosecuted.
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#UnpopularOpinion #312. Inspite of the differences in strategy, the voices are so clear. Corruption must end. I pray that the @PoliceUg release those arrested. This will help build a mass movement against the corrupt. We lose focus when we fight each other than the perpetrators.
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This love was out of this world. I wish it can continue, but I know Twitter well🤣🤣. You have turned me into some sort of a celeb. BTT, I was half the messages, I needed to sign a document. I momentarily forgot the date. My secretary was quick to tell me, “it’s your birthdate”🙈
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This young Police Corporal driver Chelimo deserves the best on earth. He drove me for 10 yrs till the day I retired. Humble. Soft spoken. Friendly. Never saw him angry or complaining even when duty became so stressful. For 10 yrs, he never talked bad about anyone when I was with him. Never picked his phone while driving. Loved my children to pieces. Gave me advice when I was low despite his low rank & young age. One time, he took me to his home & I realised that he had failed to roof his house for about 5 yrs. I am glad I did so on first week of my retirement. Chelimo, only Allah can repay your loyalty & hard work. For those that isolated you after my retirement don’t know what a special person you are. To a new prosperous year 2024. May Allah bless you, your beautiful wife & awesome children🙏🏾 @PoliceUg
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My life almost ended yesterday morning. While in the bathroom, my phone rang off the hook. May be an emergency as I had a patient in hospital. I rushed to pick it, slid in a thud. Momentarily was between earth & heaven. Got to my senses & called back. “Afande, Arsenal wajilabye?”
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Hongera @PatriqKanyomozi on ur election as our next #UOTPresident. Being succeeded by u gives me pleasure. I know ur leadership capabilities & commitment to noble causes. Without any doubt, I know u will treat us with respect irrespective of our different opinions. Blessings🙏🏾.
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Happy birthday my daughter @kebirungilydi. This day couldn’t have coincided with any other excitement other than the elephant atop the tree. Enjoy the rest of the day before 7:30pm.
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