I’m 5’10 and bald, just like yo daddy. Astros fan. Gym fanatic. More red flags than piru, believe shawty in my header 🤭

Land of 10,000 Stallions, TX
It’s not a morals thing, it’s a lot. The years she put into developing skills/relationships to be in those situations, the ability to survive the treacherous nightlife/sex industry. You see $3500, I see a young lady persevering.

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Replying to @motivatefenty
Motorsport was their Cuban Missile Crisis

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Women have hierarchy in their groups. That’s why their friendships always end in Miami.
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Replying to @ThatDudeMCFLY
“All these bitches is my sons” - That old lady from Queens
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Replying to @arthfobic
Imagine this 31 y/o telling you “don’t embarrass me” on your special day.
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Replying to @PinKIYSensei
Expecting husband shit from dudes you aren’t even committed to. What part of the game is that?

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Aye bruh @Deante_Kyle there’s a NYT article going around wondering why Black men aren’t going to college and it instantly made me think of this clip
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Replying to @addis13_mint
Equating poverty to Blackness. This is exactly why non-Blacks think they can say “nigga”. Bad take mamas
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Replying to @__smokkahontas
I know but I think her metabolism is a lil faster 😩
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Replying to @GothamCityGoon
She baby cousin status, what is this? 😂
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Replying to @ProfessorBLove
“Saving all my love for you” mf dancing at the wedding to a song about adultery
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Replying to @NotSpecificNY
He’s a mulato. John and Brenda son. Do what you do lol
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Replying to @MrAmbitious12
She spun the block about this great state

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Replying to @FraudActivity_
It’s called Hybristophilia. The reasons are typical lol
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Capitalism. It’s the same reason niggas respect Bezos but they potna down bad at Amazon.
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Replying to @theefinessa
As an educator, same. Your mom and dad gave you that name for a reason so out of respect to them and you, correct me
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To be fair the writing would’ve been on the wall.
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He literally is making millions off the medical industry exploiting the working class. This isn’t motivating at all
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Replying to @ThatDakari
The quotes are the stuff these men’s podcasts are made of

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Replying to @sugaplumcris
Can’t forget the steakhouses 😂
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Replying to @Zim_Mill
Tell me you never seen the extended version without telling me you never seen the extended version
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Replying to @MRW1SCO
It’s essentially being called “one of the good ones” by a white person.
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This whole Danae Davis/GucciThirdLeg thing is EXACTLY why sex Ed is so important. Also, sex work at 19 is CRAZY. She didn’t even try at life!
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Replying to @jiggyjayy2
Considering how weird mixed mfs be on TikTok, this truly is a flex.
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Replying to @biigwes_
You would think but it was a whole grown man
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Replying to @writtenbyirene
Everybody gets their “Hold Up” and “Don’t Hurt Yourself”. Not everybody gets their “All Night”.

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You talmbout the stock or the price of a bowl? 🤭
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During the blog era if you could pack out warehouse live, you were def on a path. Here’s Drake in 09. He talked about this on “Too Much”.
Where was the best concert venue near you where you’d go to see emerging talent during the Blog Era?
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Replying to @FrancoStillBeat
Me not giving a fuck

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Replying to @IM_THAT_TY
“She still cheering even though you ain’t got an a jersey” that’s some wisdom right there

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Replying to @TheStruggle_
Honestly us as men know how terrible men can be so no nigga is really an upgrade. Just new problems for her.

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Replying to @GeauxGabrielle
!!!! Pouring one out, any form of remembering those dead and gone, literally everything Baptist church. Shit wyld lol
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Replying to @WhereIsMeechie
I’m tryna give Halle Berry a baby and no one can stop me!
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Replying to @1Bankroll_P
J Kidd and Chris Paul are the same. Knowing the rule book front to back and just be doing shit 😂
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Replying to @_theghettomonk
Exactly
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Replying to @2022WSCHAMPIONS
He be eating chicken Alfredo pregame before for his nap. $100M and she be feeding him like the college girlfriend you’d play house with.
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Replying to @__BHB__
So we gon act like women’s friendships don’t die every time they take a trip to Miami?
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Replying to @HoopsNostalgia
Those of y’all that don’t know who Cynthia Cooper is, turn in your basketball fan card immediately

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Replying to @LadyBugAssassin
I don’t think so. You can find this at any HBCU homecoming to be fair.
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Replying to @dopegirlfresh
Y’all ever heard of “the stove is hot”? They tried to tell her

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Replying to @85SouthShow
Puffy: I have a nicer watch than you Birdman:
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Replying to @xm_muva
Might I interest you in a read…
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Haiti in 1804:
FUCK OUTTA HERE FRANCE!!!!
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Replying to @TheRealJRSmith
JR Smith college tweeting is hilarious. Wait til he has no money, an empty fridge, a group project, 3 papers and 2 test coming up lol.
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Replying to @JimmyKimmelLive
Even Bruce Banner says y’all on some bullshit
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Replying to @tinnkky
Take it even further, this his other son

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Replying to @iH8Meccavellii
That’s usually how it happens w/ emotionally immature women.

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Replying to @marissabelle17
It really doesn’t. You need community.
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Replying to @DannyVietti
Please tell me he was referring to cars
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Replying to @JayZOverrted
DJ Khaled with the token cameo on the remix
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Replying to @TheDeepsiderHT
The part about this that we’re forgetting is America literally did this w/ Black ppl after the 13th amendment passed. The laws would pick up anybody considered “loitering”
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Meanwhile Your cousin say he can’t even help you get hired at his regular ass job
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Replying to @itsnotpap
SClass
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Replying to @NickStillHere
Got in the lab with Dream and it’s been over ever since
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Replying to @aderlis18
Somebody once said “you work harder for the money you marry than the money you make.” Gon clock in, ladies.
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Replying to @KevOnStage
When he said “If the shoe was on the other foot”
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Replying to @SebGorka
So you agree? Systemic racism is real?
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Replying to @nahrain_
“Is this your king” vibes
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Replying to @blkcomictwit
Zoe is exactly why mixed ppl can’t date. Them White genes will comeback like LeBron in 2016.
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Replying to @justindiaXO
Song about friendships?! Down 4 My Niggaz?!

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Replying to @Son_ImSleep
Literacy rate, school to prison pipeline, finances, accessibility, trivialization of education, housing. You know these weirdos wouldn’t get it
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Replying to @Da_Mickster
Nah. The original meaning of black fatigue means niggas is tired. They done turned it into we tired of niggas.
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Replying to @KliffTV
Him during orientation:

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Replying to @iH8Meccavellii
Thank you, I’m so sick of this interracial propaganda. But O gon be booked and busy when she get back to Houston!

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Replying to @simsimmaaz
Heaven backwards is in school giving everybody HELL!
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Replying to @DhatIslandGirl
Watch her put it on some merch somewhere
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Replying to @thechub_b_w
Not her calling for Diana 😂

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Replying to @xoxosymoneb
This is why I can’t rock with the “men are more sexual by nature” b/c what agenda are you trying to push?
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Replying to @MLBONFOX
His manager:
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Replying to @PageSix
Look at this check. You’d let it slide that long too, ladies
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Niggas was pin dropping in colorful skinny jeans 😂

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Replying to @divaTy
I know it ain’t, I know it ain’t thee Stal-eyun!
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Replying to @Get_It_D
You say that as if men don’t be eating hairy coochie…
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Replying to @dollazduh
You know them boys faker than a department store. The fall out gon be NASTY!

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Replying to @zwanheda
She’s literally dressed like Steve from Blue’s Clues. Love the show though
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Replying to @YungMiami305
The Memes Archive
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Replying to @miabelle_s
“I got too many hoes but they ain't you” got us like

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Replying to @kenklippenstein
“They got money for wars but can’t feed the poor” - Tupac

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Replying to @finess3nce
They letting niggas who failed Language Arts beat 😔
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Replying to @LeBronFactory
nitter.app/_AWalk_/status/1342660… respect but Olajuwon showed him first
Big Daddy Cain
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Replying to @RichAintShit
Why y’all messing with women with multiple baby daddies anyway?
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Replying to @ShawtyKeish
Mans getting is out-of-state fees waived, the least he could do was whatever the paper said!
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Replying to @finegodmother
He gon make a helluva manager someday

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Replying to @dennisbhooper
Please don’t make me ask Grok. Context please?
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Replying to @SiennaChanel
“His daddy a killer, he wanna be Jr”
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Replying to @kuwbria @bkardashh
I still haven’t forgiven him for throwing those kids out the window

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Replying to @big_business_
Absolutely disappointing
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Replying to @sexxydecoy
You do know we’re 26-40 years old right?

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Replying to @TheSource
Got Pimp and Bun their first Grammy nod. Take that back Hov!
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Replying to @Elle_Chantel
As I said on TikTok: Three degrees or three felonies, you gon always be Black. And b/c of that, you need boundaries in how you allow ppl to treat you.
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“Deeply ambitious” means help us make use of this office space we’re renting

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Replying to @cmtopia
Idk, being at red carpet and black tie events with your man doesn’t sound very “private” to me.
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Replying to @Son_ImSleep
The food guy thing is why I don’t believe in the “broke men/gold diggers, no gold” argument. These women will find a use for you.
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Replying to @Phil_Lewis_
The song is literally about him stepping out after a breakup not being an Uber before Uber. You hard of hearing

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Replying to @historyoarmani2
Government assistance. People had a lot to say about these stimmy a but were on hush about these companies getting billions in bailouts
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Replying to @msmoriharvey
Pimp C taught us best
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Replying to @LowKeyUHTN
Houston niggas could’ve told yall Buzbee was on some bullshit with that lawsuit anyway. Big Pimpin on your court steps!

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