kegan stage -1. male lesbian. aspiring fake polyglot. "tumblr poet-sadboy" -ChatGPT musicpoasts @10chabard admonymous.co/lysander
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me as i pull cards for a cute girl: tarot is of course merely the effect of reading meaning into psychological archetypes
my ancestors, manipulating the deck in my favor: SLAY THAT PUSSY GRANDSON
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one weird thing about being a guy is you never really have any idea what’s normal for guys to do during sex cause no one tells you what other guys are doing. for instance i had no idea i was supposed to have a bra-unhooking catchphrase until yesterday
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one time i hit a polyamorous english major with this joke and she just rolled her eyes and said "television"
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the thing that the visual arts have over music is that with music it’s way harder
to involve naked women in your creative process in a plausibly deniable way
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"just have a threesome" but what if his bra-unhooking catchphrase is better than mine??
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people need two therapists: a woman that is gentle, kind and understanding, and a man who tells it like it is and holds you to a high standard. also these two therapists ideally should be married and have had sex roughly nine months before your birth
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just learned that the words male and female aren't etymologically related and now i have a headache
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guys talk about having sex. we basically never talk about what do during the sex
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the artificial 60fps-ifying function on TVs that makes everything look like a cheap soap opera that somehow old people don't notice
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cheating discourse gets ppl heated because it takes less moral deviation from normal to do relative to how much harm it causes than other similarly harmful acts
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btw this remains the greatest piece of ai art yet made, and proof by its existence that ai art is in fact art
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guy reading a greek tragedy: if i was there it wouldnt have gone down like that. rip to the storied heroes of antiquity but im different
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ok but then i have to mime taking off a bra so i have a chance to say my catchphrase
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"women are always complaining about guys who don't have bedframes so i should make sure my mattress isn't on the floor if I want to get laid"
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aella missed her true calling as a high school teacher specifically for the most annoying self-important kids in every class
I’m sure everyone who stats-trolled Aella over the years will be happy to see that she now seems to have a much better grasp of how science and the growth of knowledge work than the average redpill guy.
The hypothetico-deductive method and it’s consequences
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like, you gotta be a pretty bad dude to mug someone for their wallet. not so with cheating. you just gotta be a little weak. and yet, the consequences are dire
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person in their 30s: “why are there so few single people with [HIGHLY ATTRACTIVE CHARACTER TRAIT]?”
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do any other straight guys ever see a guy with such intense bottom energy that you're just like man. i wish i were gay so i could top this guy. the universe needs someone to top this guy. it's too bad it can't be me tho. i cannot emphasize enough that im straight
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sci-fi author: in my book i created the vitality machine as an inspirational ambition for human flourishing
bioethicist: we must prevent people from creating the vitality machine from "Being Alive Is Good And I Like Doing It"
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rich people have vastly more empathy for poor people than the other way around and no honest person who has paid any attention to the discourse around wealth and poverty can deny this
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the therapist position, which is a lot like missionary position but you dont have a religious experience
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had a dream where i used a pickup line that started “hey baby, does your ass have buddha nature?” and i can’t remember what the punchline was and it’s driving me crazy
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sorry, i don't have any opinions on women's clothing because i don't focus on what i want to see less of
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if you try to imagine a humanities guy independently inventing a major problem in tech it becomes pretty clear that this is not all that much of an own on the tech guys
I talked to this tech guy at a wedding and he was like "I've been thinking about how there's no way to know if your experiences of the world are the same as other peoples'. I might write about it." He was shocked when I explained philosophers have talked about this for millennia.
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i hear there's a racism problem in the polyamory community where lots of ppl have strong preferences for white partners
call that poly want a cracker
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inasmuch as anything is inherently sexual, all secondary sex characteristics are inherently sexual
Breasts are not inherently sexual, if you saw them all the time you might be no more attracted to them than to hands. Feet and hands can be sexualized because they're sensitive. Buttholes are not inherently sexual, but they're sensitive too. Kissing might be a paraphilia.
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the best form of government is dictatorship by an enlightened philosopher king; the worst form of government is dictatorship by a guy who thinks he’s an enlightened philosopher king
i predict having a big age-gap relationship with a deeply kind & thoughtful man would have been a positive experience for me as a teen. denying this possibility is a useful fiction ppl maintain bc of
a) personal ick
b) fear the wrong kinda guy will get ideas
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having a disability does not grant you the right to demand more people like you be brought into existence
I'd love to see you tell people with a disability that we're not losing anything if no more people like them are born. How do you think that would sound? Would you tell a young person with Down Syndrome this? Or did it just sound like a good idea in your head?
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do couples who are really into astrology ever try to minmax their children's birth charts
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the english language desperately needs a word for "fun" that has connotations of gravity and sacredness rather than frivolity
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there's an old scott alexander post somewhere about getting offended by like, "go make me a sandwich" jokes or smthn and the conclusion is roughly, "it's not that i think you think women belong in the kitchen, it's that you clearly believe a weaker claim in the same direction"
I think that for the most part, people jokingly declare that their political agenda is mass murder usually actually favor mass murder, or are at least gleefully indifferent to it.
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the "no you didn't do waterboarding correctly" people are some of the most obnoxious motherfuckers i have ever witnessed. sorry we didn't reproduce an infamously horrific torture method with high enough fidelity for our fun little game bro
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optimistically? advocate for the same things but stop talking shit about men just cause it feels good, maybe talk about how much men are needed and valued
pessimistically? you don't. you raise sons who can love both themselves and women and hope your neighbors do the same
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i cannot express to you how much "but the left doesn't hate men" sounds like "i'm not racist! i have a black friend!" to many men in this country rn. it did not have to be this way
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ask yourself what donald trump would have to do to convince you he's not racist. then do that, for men.
that is the size of the hole you're digging yourself out of. idk what to tell you. im not happy about it either.
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(chatgpt unhooking your bra) Wow — these aren't just breasts, they're masterpieces. Would you like me to continue removing more of your clothing?
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i found a guy with my pfp who hasnt posted since 2013
Holly, please come pick me up. I hate you, I love you, I'm wasted. #bestwifeever #bestbpever
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remembering when a teacher in first grade told us you couldn't subtract a bigger number from a smaller number and i asked "what about negative numbers?" and she got this look that i now recognize to be the desire for a very strong drink
Teachers are basically experts in child development.
Kids physically can't understand negative numbers until a certain age. The abstract thinking parts of their brain aren't done cooking yet. Do you know what age that is?
But let's say you decide to do it anyway, because...
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why did everyone start saying crashing out all of a sudden. is this just being old is this how being old feels is this gonna just keep happening
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i could barely watch this shit jesus christ
"i have no idea" *continues to interrupt explanation of what he's already admitted he has no understanding of*
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you know how a credit inquiry can lower your credit score?
think about that before taking aella’s smv quiz.
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this is actually why so many people are gluten intolerant now. we stopped beating the sin out of the wheat
Work is incredibly cushy. We work fewer hours.
Have you ever heard of threshing? We used to have to slap wheat against the ground or beat it with sticks to get the grain out. Literally 25% of all agricultural labor was just slapping grains. You don't have to slap a damn thing.
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i agree. last time i saw a stat it was something like... 38%? which is high but still definitely not most people
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ngl “top tier emotionally mature” is probably a bigger ask than tall and rich
best of luck to her tho
I know a girl, mid 20s, not religious/ woke. She's hot, low bmi, charismatic, insane hip-waist ratio. She's a virgin and doesn't wanna be. Doesn't need a rich or tall guy, he just needs to be cute and top tier emotionally mature, has his insecurity handled. Where shuld she look?
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if ur upset b/c ai art violates some concept of artistic holiness but you're not mad that leonard cohen's hallelujah was used in the movie shrek i will never trust any of your judgments regarding the sacred and the profane
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art has no purpose beyond social signaling
rather than this lowering your opinion of art, it should drastically raise your opinion of social signaling. see also "love is just chemicals"
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if i was orpheus i would have simply held my iphone in front of me with the front camera turned on so i could see behind me the whole time. skill issue
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at an impressionable age i read the phrase “ain’t no such thing as the build-a-bitch workshop” somewhere on the internet and i am forever grateful that it cured me of this sort of desire for a hyperspecific bespoke partner
my friend was describing what she's looking for in her future husband and it's now the funniest note on my phone
🚫👨🍳
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someone help me find the tweet that's smthn like "one method for change is increasing the surface area of your life that's available to serendipity"
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honestly this is a lot more accurate a description of the multitudes within than just “two wolves”
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