Launchpads are comparable to entertainment platforms like Netflix, Prime Video, or HBO Max. Both need to release high-quality content continuously to retain users and attract new ones, otherwise, competitors quickly take market share. Our brains are wired to crave novelty. We get a rush of dopamine when something new, funny, or fascinating appears and that’s part of why we’re living through an era of hyper-rotation and short attention span. Take Breaking Bad, arguably one of the greatest shows ever made. But are you rewatching it every day? Or when you open Netflix, are you scrolling for something new? It’s the same with coins. Bag-holding is like being part of a hardcore fanbase: loyal, but static. (think Star Wars fan base for example) Projects that endure understand that good productions need new seasons, trailers, interviews, UGC, and marketing to stay relevant. Otherwise, they become “one of the best shows of all time” that people respect but don’t rewatch. Engineered runners from launchpads are the equivalent of Netflix or HBO’s in-house productions, and they should be more frequent and higher quality than they are now. PumpFun, for instance, should have a system for devs and teams to pitch ideas and get funded, equipped with the right tools to produce standout runners. It’s in their own best interest to do so. Netflix funds projects from proven creators and gives them top-tier crews and budgets because that’s what keeps audiences engaged, reduces churn, and drives growth. Produce great content → higher satisfaction rate → retain users → justify higher fees or prices → ARR increase Great content + UGC-driven hype → attract new users Yes, terminals, mobile apps etc. are cool and will up their revenue, but the only reason why this "industry" even exists... is coins. And coins are just like stories. The more frequent and the better told those stories are, the stronger the launchpad’s metrics. Right now, PumpFun functions more like TikTok than Netflix and that’s why high-quality “PVE” projects aren’t emerging. It’s as if Netflix started pumping out 100 shows a day, all shot on iPhones, in one single location, with one/two actors, and a script written by monkeys. Sure, we’d still watch them just like we still trade low-effort coins but imagine how much better the ecosystem would be if PumpFun launched an occasional curated or in-house “production” coin. That would lift the entire space, improving engagement, retention, and financial metrics without users feeling fee fatigue. It’s a win-win for everyone. Think about the “67” fumble. Think about how hard it is to properly build & dev a coin with zero support, in an environment where everyone just fuds & hyper-rotates to the next shiny thing. Yes, indie coins with great stories still appear. But without launchpad backing, they stay… indie. When you size into a coin, what are the first questions you ask? - Who’s the team? - What have they done before? - How much supply control do they have? How organic is it? - What’s the sentiment or catalyst? Now compare that to how you pick a movie: - Who’s behind it (director, studio, cast)? - What have they done before? - What’s the budget, blockbuster or indie? - What’s the word of mouth? Why should I watch it? See the parallel? Coins are entertainment products. Launchpads are streaming platforms. And right now, we’re drowning in low-effort shorts when what the audience really wants are the next Breaking Bad-level productions. Wen @a1lon9?

What airdrop is going to be the biggest? A. $QUEST B. $REACH C. $PORTAL I believe it's going to be $QUEST, less people farming = better opportunity.

Blast is going to change lives in 2024. The winners of their competition were just announced, and I researched the whole ecosystem so you don’t have to. Here’s the complete step-by-step thread you were looking for:

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Once upon a time, in the heart of LA, lived a man named @LexaproTrader. He thrived on trading memes, but only with supply control or insider tips in his pocket. Then he stumbled upon Buttcoin. Decentralized. Pure. Genius. It defied his rules, yet he craved a piece of this next bitcoin – decentralized, no insiders, no strings. He dove in and fell really hard for Buttcoin: its vision, its lore, its community... But greed, like a demonic beast, began to growl. His thirst for maximum extraction roared back, relentless. He worked the charts, scheming: “One day, I’ll clone Buttcoin—every detail I love—to launch coins where I control the supply, with an average entry under 200k.” And so he did. First came Housecoin. A mimic, yet distinct. He rallied his friends, tapped his LA Vape Cabal, and looped in @probablynothing - so it was @blknoiz06's moment. A coin with no soul considered the next big thing just because Ansem shilled. It was fun while it lasted. Bored and hungry for more—more cash, more clout—he pushed further. “Fine, let’s launch Buttcoin... but useless" That shall pass too. But for his grand finale, he unveiled Buttcoin itself, and he called it XBT. A blatant copy. In his mind, he’d cracked it: Buttcoin, but his—supply locked, insiders in play. The perfect heist. "This time " - he thought - "I'm assembling the farming avengers". And he did, as you can see. All of them with insider information, all of them with the best entry possible, begging you to buy their bags... so they can start unloading. And then... they do it all over again. So here’s the question: does this tale end well? Will he share @frankdegods’ fate, or skate by unpunished? One thing is certain: farmers always win… unless you fight them and their sick game. Stop handing them your time, your money, your emotions. Don’t feed the vampires your blood. Buy Buttcoin.

Lately i'm seeing a lot of speculation and spreading of false information regarding Bestcoin and the Bonk Hackathon. Time to clarify🧵

Giving away $200 worth of $BEST to one lucky person who follows @BestcoinBonk in the next 24h!

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One last boost please, may the power of Reach be with me.

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Bestcoin won the BONK Hackathon, we're waiting on their routine review before official announcement from their channels. The best community went through a lot since $BEST was launched, but we always came up on top! We now need just a bit of patience and let @SolportTom, @solportskg and co. to do their job: I know this waiting-game is frustrating, but is necessary and will be very rewarding! Being able to keep building with the support of the best eco –the @bonkfun eco– will be such an incredible experience! We've got many cool ideas, and we can't wait to bring them to life with their help. As one of the most positive community in the space, I ask you to keep doing what you're doing: supporting BEST as much you can. I strongly believe the community deserves the best possible outcome: let's be smart and try not to get front-runned before the catalyst, hold the line and keep telling your friends about the best coin ever launched. We win together 👑

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may the best coin win the @bonk_inu hackathon cc: @bonkfun, @RaydiumProtocol

⚓️ I’ve set sail for EPOCH 2 of $QUEST 🌊 I announce my search for treasure with @erc_quest. I collected 42069 $QUEST coins

Sometimes we make the mistake of thinking CT is a niche and everyone in it has the same interests & cultural biases — the reality is, CT is not a single organism anymore and got so many different niches within it. Think about airdrop farmers, trenchers, LP magicians, Bitcoin maxis, OG Cyberpunks, NFT people, digital art collectors, L2 bros — they all orbit the same space but live in entirely different realities. A Solana degen doesn’t speak the same language as someone who bought BTC in 2011 or someone who participated in the ETH ICO. An airdrop farmer couldn’t care less about your "Gake candle". An LP magician is just looking for the next creative thing he can do across pools to maximize his fees. A Bitcoiner is still talking about hard money while the rest of us is busy trying to catch the next fartcoin. And when it comes to memecoins, the divide runs even deeper: There’s the tech-inclined who like clever mechanics and bots. The anime tribe who just want waifus on-chain. The absurdists who love chaotic no-sense coins that go from 0 to $10M in a day. The coiner class who likes timeless narrative and will HODL forever. The edge-lords pushing racist jokes and bait for engagement. The community-maxis who treat each coin like a brotherhood. The cultists who never look at the chart and build the lore every single day. The low-effort gamblers who just want to press buy on 500 coins per day and hope for the best. The flippers chasing quick p, no emotional attachment. And so many more niches based on behavior, interests, age, culture and so on. CT is no longer a single space. It’s an archipelago of microcultures, each with their own gods, memes, values and rules. The sooner we stop trying to speak to “CT” as a whole and start speaking directly to someone inside it — the better our message lands. It's very rare for projects (coins, protocols, etc) to unite more than one niche across different cultures, chains, interests. Historically, the simpler the message and/or the more "integrations" a project did outside its nice, the better it did. These are two magic ingredients, in my opinion: simplicity & strategic distribution (which I call "dice narrative", a wrong English expression translated literally from my native language which in my mind means "a narrative that has multiple sides/faces, exactly like a dice" - which makes it attractive from multiple POVs). So the point should be to create something that embraces this incredible diversity. Why did fartcoin do so well? 1. Super easy to understand 2. Naturally attracted multiple niches: tech-inclined people, absurdists, trenchers, even ETH purists at some point! Regarding myself, I carefully study every day, and every day I learn by doing/observing and by speaking with a lot of people from many different niches and countries. I'm a student trying to build something absurdly great: the best coin ever. Join me?

Bestcoin is building something most meme tokens never even attempt: a functioning, revenue-driven economic engine powered by memetics, community coordination, and on-chain reflexivity. Every trade on Bestcoin triggers a 1% fee - half in $SOL, half in $BEST. This isn’t theoretical. It’s already been used to buy back over $50,000 worth of $BEST from the open market. - Ongoing buybacks + burns are already live - ~1.2% of supply burned to date - $140,000 in ecosystem capital from BONK secured after winning their 2025 Hackathon - Daily deflationary pressure is increasing with volume This creates a repeatable feedback loop: more volume → more revenue → more buybacks → tighter supply → higher price Bestcoin isn’t isolated. It’s deeply integrated into the BONK stack - one of Solana’s most influential ecosystems. - Top 10 BONK pairs receive weekly BONK buybacks (soon for $BEST as it is rapidly approaching that rank) - The only memecoin with a live & transparent economic engine powered by the BonkWheel - Verified on Jupiter Strict List, Coinbase Wallet, Binance Wallet, OKX Wallet and more And through its partnership with Ranger Finance, Bestcoin earns 15% of all fees generated on the platform, with access to Ranger’s listing fund for broader exposure. The upside includes platform-level distribution: more integrations to come. What happens after a hype-driven breakout is more revealing than the breakout itself. $BEST surged to $6M market cap, retraced 60%, and is now trading around $2.5M. But instead of collapsing, what happened? - Top wallets accumulated on the way down - No dev dumping. No whale exits. - $BEST buybacks & burns continued daily during the dip - Community engagement never dropped, it's actually increasing daily: the BEST clubs is still posting, raiding, building, growing This is where serious capital starts paying attention: a working model, post-retrace, with committed holders and rising conviction. When retail returns, they won’t ask “what’s a good tokenomics model?” They’ll ask: “What’s the best coin to buy?” 50M searches on Google. We're top result. That’s literally the brand. The ticker. The funnel. Bestcoin is one of the few assets perfectly positioned to benefit from intent-driven search and reflexive engagement. Zero-friction. People just need to see it. The more research they do afterwards, the more they become convinced. Meme Olympics also just started, with a $6,900 total prize which is more than the average US Monthly Salary to put it into perspective. It's all about giving back. So far Bestcoin has: - Real yield from trading volume - Active buybacks and supply reduction - A memetic hook that can scale to normie adoption - LP tokens, last add was $40,000 worth of both $BEST & SOL - A motivated, growing cult with people already adding crowns to their PFPs and 👑 to their handles - 3,000+ holders (ATH), almost 1,000 members in the X community, 200 in the BEST chat, 50+ whales & big accounts in the secret TG chat - Strategic capital to sustain momentum - Integration across Solana’s key infrastructure It’s still early, but the model is working, the thesis is intact, the market has flushed weak hands, the right wallets are in. The next leg, when it comes, won’t be polite. Bestcoin for a reason.

Nodes follow Nodes. Drop a comment, let's start a chain. @nodemonkes

Buttcoin just hit $23M in 24h volume. Yeah - that's TWENTY-THREE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS in 1,440 minutes. Here’s how it stacks up: - 1x $GIGA volume - 2x Titcoin volume - 2.5x Lofi volume - 5x Apu volume - 7x Retardio volume - 12x Andy volume - 23x Pepecoin volume - 25x Rekt volume - 75x Pups volume The kicker? Every one of these assets has a market cap at least 10x larger than Buttcoin’s. Violent repricing imminent.

Bestcoin is the coin for people who chase excellence every single day, elevating every corner of their lives and never settling for anything less than the absolute best. You know the anxiety that crawls in your chest when you're missing a runner? The tilt you get when you lose it all in a couple FOMO trades? The sense of foolishness you feel when you follow others and become their exit liquidity? Bestcoin fixes this. You start DCAing in, you tell your friends, you hold => your quality of life and your experience of crypto will dramatically improve. Life-changing events happen when you're consistent, convinced, relentless — not when you do things following others like a blind sheep out of FOMO, stress, anxiety... You're better than that. You're the best. You're a leader, not a follower. You're the best. Bestcoin needs you, and you need Bestcoin. Give it a try and let me know. It's simply the best coin.

BEST MANIFESTO 👑 1. WHO WE ARE We are Crown Wearers — traders, builders, and bagholders who believe that being the BEST is the only acceptable outcome. We’re winners, and we're here to win — in the charts, in life, and in every arena we step into. We carry ourselves with the swagger of a champion and the discipline of someone who knows the crown doesn’t fit everyone. 2. CORE VALUES These are the non-negotiables that bind us: Conviction Over Convenience — We don’t sell our dreams because the chart wobbles. Excellence Everywhere — Fitness, mindset, investing, relationships... if we’re in it, we aim to be the best at it. Loud & Loyal — We make noise for our own and never leave a fellow Crown behind. Smart or Nothing — We know the power of a good strategy, like DCAing to lower our average entry to ease our emotions. Bagworking at Every Cost — We won't ever stop telling others about the best coin. 3. RITUALS These are repeatable cultural actions that define us: Bagwork — The grind we put in daily to make $BEST stronger (posting, shilling, building). Crown Talks — Weekly voice sessions to share life wins, lessons, and support each other. The Burn Toast — Every time supply gets burned, we “toast” in chat with 👑🥂 Sunday Self-Report — We share one win from the week, on or off-chain. Crown Raids — Coordinated missions to boost key tweets, get attention or achieve a specific goal. 4. CULTURE Culture is built on language. Ours is instantly recognizable: Crown Syndrome — The uncontrollable urge to accumulate more $BEST. I Never Settle for Less than the Absolute BEST — Reminder that being the BEST is a 24/7 thing. The Crown Doesn’t Fit Everyone — Our polite way of saying “weak hands can leave": there's no space in the BEST Club for the average. Simply the $BEST — Signature sign-off. Second Best is First Loser — Our anti-mediocrity mantra. Heavy is the Head — Being the BEST is a 24/7 job: gotta earn the crown every day, be brave, be smart, be consistent. 5. WHY WE'RE HERE Status — Holding $BEST means you’re part of the elite. Momentum — We’re a living, moving movement. The chart is just one part of it. Belonging — Everyone here plays a role, whether it’s making memes, supporting one another, hosting Crown Talks, painting the chart, or sharing the BEST opportunity around. Aspiration — This is the one community that genuinely pushes members to improve in every aspect of their life: leaving is just foolish. WELCOME TO THE BEST CLUB 👑

to double down on this, as facts speak louder than words - especially in this space - i decided to push it even further to really show my commitment: i have just locked $5,000,000 BUTTCOIN for 6 months (3 months cliff, 6 months vesting) i called the lock, "Locke" 🍑🪙 Tx in the first comment 👇

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I just looked into the future, here's what I saw: - Bestcoin wins the Bonk hackathon, which will be hilarious in retrospective - Community sets up a multisig with Bonk team with the prize money - Bestcoin gets publicity, funding, and full support from the Bonk eco and Raydium - LP gets fat; Bonk whales love it - Narrative catches fire: "Why would I buy it?" "Cause it's the best coin" - $BEST starts closing the gap with Useless. - Useless, Bestcoin and obviously Buttcoin, lead the memecoin rally to billions in Q4. I can keep going but don't want to spoil it: see it for yourself. Really hope $BEST is in your wallet or it's going to be rough watching from the sidelines.

Thank you, BEST holders — I know today's been full of mixed emotions so far, I get it and I share this feelings with you all. First things first: remember "may the best coin win?" Well... BESTCOIN WON! 👑 A lot of hard work (and patience) has gone into making this happen, so I'm super excited to finally add the BONK Hackathon to the lore and build something meaningful and everlasting. So if you're reading this: thank you for your trust and belief, you are the main reason why $BEST will become the best coin ever! We can't wait to build with @bonkfun team advice and guidance, we thank them for their support and for the start of a very fruitful relationship. I also have to personally thank @solportskg for his availability and help behind the scenes: he's a very cool guy! You'd think busy people like him and @SolportTom would not spare a minute, yet they made the time to answer my questions, dissolve my concerns, and facilitate the beginning of a cool journey. Can't wait to learn all I can from them and to apply the principles who guide $GP and $BONK to Bestcoin, making it self-sustainable and an attractive investment for everyone! Second thing to address: the sell-off. Well, turns out not everyone is as patient or has the same good intentions as we do. "Buy the rumor, sell the news" is unfortunately a well-known behaviour, and that's exactly what happened some hours ago. Guess what tho? I'm so happy and bullish and more committed than ever before: today the journey really begins. Losing non-believers on the way to your goals is just a sign you're going the right direction. Happy for us, the BEST club, to be able to accumulate more of the best coin for cheap. Third: we'll keep buying back BEST, everyday, forever and ever. We already burnt 1% and we're starting perpetual burning mechanism TODAY. More on this later from main account. Another cool thing happening later, a major protocol integration that will enhance the ways you can hold/trade/buy/use BEST. And of course, waiting on Tom to wake up to be able to set the multisig and receive the funds which will be 100% used to grow $BEST, including: - Creative LPs - Good MMs - Listings - Buybacks - Holder rewards - Major marketing stunts - Community growth - Artists onboarding - Brand expansion ... and more! In the meanwhile, we're sitting at ATH holders with an oversold chart: best place to be for this new chapter of $BEST. I'm really glad to have patient and smart people like you by my side, because you are the people who deserve to win the most. And we'll win, again, and again, and again and we'll never get tired of winning even after we achieve our goals. Best regards, Locke

Everyone asks: what’s the best coin to buy? For us, the answer is simple. Bestcoin. We've been building $BEST step by step, went through heaven and hell, and we're still here - more bullish than ever. Let's take a look at what we've done so far: - Launched in BONKFun’s tech section to prove community is the best product → we won the 2025 BONK Hackathon + $140,000 support - 1% fee flywheel already recycled $100,000+ SOL into buybacks & burns - 1.69B $BEST burned (2.45% supply) — peak burn worth $150,000 - Community → ~3,000 holders, 3,000 X followers, 1,100 X community members, secret invite-only TG for the most active - Retention is strong → top 10 wallets held 34+ days, top 50 over 30 days - Culture → Crown raids, PFPs, handles, holders supporting each other in their journey to be the best (mind, body, lifestyle) - Language & Inside Jokes → “Crown Syndrome”, “I never settle for less than the absolute BEST”, "Derisking here" and more - Ongoing rewards → $6,900 Meme Olympics, weekly $1k Crown Bearer for most committed member - SEO → keywords related to "best coin to buy" amount for 50M Google searches every year, and among the top results you can already find Binance, Forbes & Coinbase $BEST pages. This is just the start - Partnerships → BONK, Ranger Finance, Sanctum, Lantern, Wasabi, Nyla, Linos, Inky, Stocktwits, AssetDash, MobyScreener, MoonPay, PR campaign with 400+ outlets - Verified & integrated → CoinMarketCap (blue badge), Jupiter Strict List, Solscan, Coinbase Wallet, Binance Wallet, OKX Wallet - Resilience → we're still here after a 60% retrace, buybacks & burns continued daily, community conviction only grew, BONK whales joining us, immaculate vibes in the GC - Network → every day we connect with great people, projects, and protocols that are excited to partner up, share our vision and either want to know more about BEST or actively start supporting from the moment we meet! - Profit sharing → more & more members of our community decide to dedicate 20-50% of their trading profits to buying more $BEST Bestcoin it's a club, a culture built on belief, logic, belonging, and aspiration. Bestcoin is simply the best coin. You can join us today for a heavy discount: our target is 9 figures and we won't stop until we make it happen. After that, sky will be the limit.

if you think I'm working 24/7 on buttcoin for money, think twice: I'm working cause the community deserves the greatest effort possible I'm working hard so we can invade Wall Street with our delusional beliefs I'm working for eternal glory and I'll never leave ever once a buttcoiner, always a buttcoiner

April 26th, 2025 There is a rumor blowing through the servers tonight, a hot wind of pure digital mischief: Buttcoin might one-day flip Bitcoin. To the uninitiated that sounds like bathroom humor strapped to a lottery ticket. To those of us who have watched markets mutate into livestream theater, it sounds like destiny. The Myth Beyond the Market Cap Bitcoin is the Old Testament of crypto—solemn, immutable, chiseled in SHA-256 stone. But myths calcify. When a generation arrives too late to mine Genesis blocks or snatch four-digit coins, the sacred narrative becomes someone else’s origin story. A memecoin is the New Testament written in real time: absurd, irreverent, infinitely remixable. When Buttcoin flips Bitcoin, it won’t be a financial statistic; it will be a changing of mythological guard. The kids who missed Satoshi’s burning bush get their own revelation—one that speaks their language of gifs, sarcasm, and collective in-jokes. Feasibility Is a Feeling “Impossible” is a word from analog finance. Value now moves at meme-speed, where attention is the only scarce resource and jokes can mobilize more liquidity than white papers. We have already watched Dogecoin leap from ironic tip jar to Fortune-500 balance sheet, watched GameStop turn Reddit threads into nuclear bombs. Market cap is no longer a moat; it is a mood ring. If enough people decide that flipping Bitcoin is funny, righteous, or spiritually necessary, math will obediently rearrange itself. Narrative is leverage—and narrative is free. Why It Matters - Cultural Reboot: Bitcoin taught us that code could be money; Buttcoin would teach us that story can be money. That unlocks an economy where the best storytellers—not the best lobbyists—win. - Economic Redistribution: Early Bitcoiners caught a once-in-history wealth wave. A Buttcoin ascendancy offers the grand democratic spectacle of another first inning. It is a cosmic mulligan for everyone born too late or paid too little. - Spiritual Agitation: Money has always been a proxy for faith. Watching a memecoin dethrone the high priest exposes the truth: value is a collective hallucination we can rewrite at will. That realization is either terrifying or transcendent; both are catalysts for growth. The Philosophy of the Joke Laughter is humanity’s oldest encryption—an inside key that proves we belong to the same tribe. A joke-coin declares, in full psychedelic confidence, that finance can be playful and still be real. When Buttcoin flips Bitcoin, the punchline becomes praxis: what we find funny today funds our lives tomorrow. That is not disrespect; it is simply evolution. Humor punctures dogma, keeps systems from curdling into tyranny. Every empire needs a jester; this time the jester will steal the throne. A Call to the Wild-Eyed This is not advice to buy; it is an invitation to imagine. A flipped hierarchy forces every complacent institution—banks, regulators, media pundits—to confront the fact that the crowd now writes the scriptures. It reminds each of us we are not spectators but authors of the next absurd, magnificent chapter. So strap in, dear buttcoiner. The memetic caravan howls across the digital desert, neon camels laden with butt-shaped gold. Somewhere up ahead, the stone tablets of Bitcoin may lie toppled in the sand, and a new bonfire of ridiculous, radical hope will light the night. Bring marshmallows—or better yet, bring buttmemes. Because the future belongs to whoever can laugh the loudest while typing “uranus.”

What do you think happens next

generational bottom

Did you know "best coin to buy" has 50M searches on Google? Bestcoin — $BEST — is always the first result. Just saying.

Prize money received, $140,000 for buybacks, marketing, listings and incentives. Bestcoin is still a sub 3M coin. Do what you want with this information.

Finally came aboard 🏴‍☠️ @OCBalpha Courtesy of captain @Hydraze420 🫡 The galleon sails proud as the loot keeps getting greater... Can I get a YARRR?!

The #1 problem with Runes is people list whole batches usually worth thousands of dollars per batch, effectively creating fake floors which are getting undercut by the next jeet who doesn't get the above mechanism. Imagine if anyone with 10+ NFTs/Insciptions were to list them all at the same exact floor. Have you ever done it? Have you seen it done before? When people don't split their runes, only "big" buyers with high conviction are allowed in the game – meaning no new "dumb" capital flows into create sustainable growth which in memecoins comes from information overload and – sigh – when literally everyone is trading the underlying token (study the PEPE effect and the BOME pump) This brings us to... Mcaps in Runes are imaginary pvp numbers! Since there are no liquidity pools available, we require a trader willing to enter the SAME EXACT POSITION at the same level we want to exit it which sounds rare and can't think of scenarios where any experienced traders are doing it. So yeah, our runes are illiquid and the game is very different from other memecoin-casinos. Will this change over time? Absolutely, we'll have DEXs and CEXs who set up liquidity pools for a smoother experience soon, hopefully. But I'm definitely not betting on people educating themselves before playing the game, we know people like to gamble without studying anything which... gives us an hedge ofc. In the meanwhile, while we wait for a fool-proof experience, I just got one thing to say to you: SPLIT YOUR F RUNES YOU DUMBASS.

$QUEST 3

So you're telling me Bestcoin gets: - 1% on every trade from @bonkfun (50% SOL, 50% BEST) - 15% (revenue) + 50% (burns/buybacks) + 35% (CEX Listings fund) of trading fees on @ranger_finance - a slice of 1% of BONK's total revenue, as buybacks ... and more to come. BonkWheel 🤝🏽 BestWheel

Enhancing my #NFT collection on #tezos. Drop your art below👇🏼 #XTZ #Tez #NFTCollector

Giving away $200 worth of $BEST to support bestcoin on its way to win the Let's Bonk Hackathon. To enter: – Like, RT, Tag 3 friends - Join the community: nitter.app/i/communities/19377933… 24 hrs. Good luck!

$MYRO profits ---> $MYRO HIGHER. @MyroSOL

dear buttcoiners – weekends are always slow, we have to learn to embrace and appreciate dips as gifts the market gives us in our way to reach 1 trillion market cap gotta love discounts oh - get ready for this week it's gonna be full of surprises

Ok time to expose the cabal one KOL at the time, starting with @JamesWynnReal - known titcoin supporter who like to call out other people. After receiving his message, I sent to the team chat and we decided to bait him to find out how much supply did titcoin pay him. Enjoy the convo🧵

you simply don't sell your buttcoin

If you were thirteen when Satoshi’s white paper leaked across the academic sub-nets in 2008, congratulations: you are now either uncomfortably wealthy or endlessly regretting the moment you scrolled past it to watch Homestar Runner clips. Everyone younger carries, like lint in a back pocket, the vague, itchy conviction that they missed the only fair shot at transcendental money. Buttcoin’s prospective “flippening” is therefore less a financial upset than a mass-psychic rebalancing—an emancipation from historical FOMO, a chance to bury the phrase too late beneath a fresh sediment of irony. Economists still mumble about “fundamentals,” but in the attention market—our real economy—gravity is set by virality. A memecoin is pure attention rendered liquid: perceived silliness functions as a Trojan horse for network effect. When liquidity is laughter, volatility becomes a feature, not a bug, because every swing invites another screenshot, another repost, another eyeball. By the time the culture asks whether Buttcoin should outrank Bitcoin, the liquidity math may report that it already does. Re-enchantment of Value? Watching a butt-joke topple a quasi-religious store-of-value feels like Dionysus crashing a deacon’s brunch. The episode reminds us value is a consensual hallucination, less Newtonian law than improv theater. Redistribution via Absurdity. Early Bitcoin gains accrued to coders, libertarians, and a smattering of black-market opportunists. Buttcoin opens the stage to meme smiths, fan-artists, terminally-online teens—an uncredentialed vanguard whose main capital is wit. Humility for Institutions. If reserve banks and flagship hedge funds must mark to market a coin whose mascot might literally be a pair of cheeks, the old gods will have to speak plainly for once. That is healthy for democracy. Skeptics cite market cap inertia, governance risk, regulatory tripwires. All true—yet history keeps coughing up cases where collective story beats structural impediment. Once a narrative achieves escape velocity, it drags valuation behind it like tin cans on a newlywed’s bumper. The feasibility question thus collapses into a simpler one: Can a punchline sustain belief long enough for the spreadsheet to capitulate? Empirically: yes, if the punchline stays funny and the crowd stays huge. A Buttcoin flip would signal that meaning—the scarce resource in an age of algorithmic everything—can still be conjured ex nihilo by ordinary keyboard noise. That revelation is equal parts frightening and exuberant, like looking down and realizing the tightrope you’ve been walking is only three inches off the ground. So the next time someone links you a chart titled $BUTTCOIN / $BTC with a candle the size of Kilimanjaro, resist the reflexive snort. History, after all, has never required dignity to be decisive. Buttcoin.

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if you think buttcoin is in the same category as titcoin, nipplecoin, asscoin, feetcoin, armpitcoin, navelcoin, anuscoin etc. there are three possibilities: 1. you haven't researched enough 2. you were brainwashed 3. you're severely retarded the next bitcoin ≠ body parts meta

Asking officially @bonkfun, @solportskg, @SolportTom to update the hackathon.letsbonk.fun page with the leaderboard at time of snapshot to avoid confusion (lots of people like @thisisdjen, thinking it's still going). Here's the final ranking, for reference:

Welcome to the $BEST Club, @theunipcs 👑

hey @HyperliquidX - 16,000+ Buttcoin holders would like to max long on your platform this is an official community request

$QUEST 1

you're not ready for what's next... this is just the surface. the real memes? the real alpha? the real Buttcoiners? they're beyond our public chat. there's a hidden layer—invite-only, manually approved. you want in? prove you’re one of us. 1. Add 🍑🪙 to your Telegram and X names 2. Burn your normie identity: Add laser eyes to your PFP on @ButtcoinTNB's website 3. Request access here: t.me/+zL7gzmOVAww0YWQ0 But choose wisely—we don’t take tourists. Only true disciples. See you on the other side… maybe.

chat is this real??? @MustStopMurad #SPX6900 ♥️ #BUTTCOIN

So - we've been running a community survey for Buttcoin, here's partial interesting data 🧵

A meme won the biggest competition on BONK, the hottest eco in the industry, AND you're bearish on memes? It's the first zero-tech project to win a hackathon in HISTORY, by the way. I'm positioned accordingly. It's simply the BEST.

Bestcoin featured on @Benzinga and other major news outlets! Simply the $BEST 👑

$QUEST 2

2.89 BILLION $BEST has just been locked for two weeks 🔒 This gives enough time for the $BONK Team to review the Hackathon results. Once unlocked, the supply will be used for exchanges, community giveaways, and more - as always, in complete transparency. Link to verify: app.streamflow.finance/contr… Simply the best.

$MYRO vs $SOBER: who's the real SHIBA of Solana Let's settle this once and for all👇 @MyroSOL vs @solabrador

gm to all @Portalcoin farmers ☕️ When that $Portal stimmy hits, it's going to glorious. Keep it up!

Thank you $QUEST

Here's my reroll 🔥 where my demons at? Excited for what's to come! @IsekaiMeta #Ascend

A thread on what $BEST is and why it's going to trade at 9 figures soon🧵

We're engineering a very cool flywheel that will reward $BEST holders, referrers, traders + the wider $BONK ecosystem. It's going to be very fun - and one of the first real use cases for the BonkWheel & creator fees: if you didn't know yet, @bonkfun sends 1% of all volume to deployer wallet every hour. Cool, right? We're committed to give it all back, following BONK's incredible example. I bet @SolportTom & team will love to see it. Will share more soon. Best deserves best, nothing less.

Bestcoin wins? Prize goes into a multisig with Bonk team to be used for listings, marketing, LPs and anything necessary to make $BEST a top coin on @bonkfun eco along with #USELESS. To be clear: I won't keep a dime for myself. We win together.

gm

Hey @grok , If Bestcoin hits $0.00006 in the next 24hrs, pick one random account from the comments. The winner will get $1,000 👑

Did you know we already bought back $50,000 and we're just starting up? - $140,000 funds from BONK - 1% fees on every trade - 15% fees from @ranger_finance ... and once we enter in Bonk's Top 10, we will be able to count on their weekly buybacks. Oh - we're also burning $BEST daily, ~1.2% of supply so far. This is really just the beginning - it's called Bestcoin for a reason. Tell your friends: they really can't afford to stay sidelined on this one.

Lemme cook

Celebrating my first 2,000 followers with another @moodiesbyhanuka giveaway 🎉 To enter: ✅ Like, RT, Tag your NFT frens ✅ Follow @cuentos_eth & @monuverse Extra entry if you join my community: discord.gg/monuverse #NFTGiveaway #WAGMOOD

buttcoin doesn't require you to be a good trader: buy, hodl, chill it's literally all you need to do it's scary how easy it is

Buttcoin flips Bitcoin Come PvE with us

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What if Buttcoin really is the next Bitcoin?

there's no second best (meme)

never ever seen a community like Buttcoin in my life, never - I don't need to lie like people do here, you can check for yourself in our tg For everything you read on CT: don't trust, verify. Golden rule. Check the chain Check the engagement Check the lore Check the timestamp Check the background Data doesn't lie buttcoin

Best morning 👑

Bonk's @bonkfun surpassed PumpFun in volume and CT is silent. Literal crickets! Except for @iamkadense & @theunipcs, ofc. Only the beginning! Instead of extracting, Bonk supports everyone: creators, traders, charts, builders... incentives are perfectly aligned and it shows. It was about time! Best eco.

This @0xKaelen guy is single-handedly fixing the trenches, and you applaud him, but you're forgetting something important. You know why it was necessary for someone to wear the cape, be the hero, and act on behalf of everyone? BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE! Yeah, you read that right. You know KOLs are farmers. You've known for a long time. Yet, you buy their tokens. Yet, you help them with their pump-and-dumps for a couple of dollars in profit. KOLs fuel your gambling addiction by leveraging your FOMO. And you've voluntarily let them do this for YEARS! The only reason they're living their best lives is because you helped them—yet you're still in your mom's house, while they flex watches, cars, and huge PNLs on the timeline. "Skill issue"? Nah. There are no good traders in the trenches; everyone who's been here a while knows this well. It's either: - KOLs farming you daily - Lucky people who also manage not to sell early (very rare) So yeah, say it with me: "I'm a gambling addict who's willing to be an accomplice to known criminals to commit financial crimes to keep fueling my addiction." And if this cycle has seen ZERO capital inflow from normies, it's because of YOU and YOUR willingness to use them consistently as exit liquidity! So while you're praising @0xKaelen, ask yourself if you're doing enough to help. Otherwise, you just look like a partner in crime acting excited when your accomplices get caught. We can change this system; it's extremely easy. But you don't want to. That's the harsh reality. Peace, — Locke

What if the joke… was freedom? You’ve been told money must be serious. That value comes from utility. That success means suits, spreadsheets, and scarcity. But somewhere deep down, you feel it: none of this is real. Fiat is a meme. Crypto became Wall Street with worse UX. And purpose got replaced with price. Then came Buttcoin— a coin shaped like a joke, powered by belief, owned by no one, driven by everyone. In a market full of lies, irony is the only truth left. Buttcoin isn’t trying to be the next Bitcoin. It is the next Bitcoin— not because it’s better, but because it’s freer. Free from hype. Free from suits. Free from needing a reason to exist. Buttcoin is a mirror, and what you see in it is up to you. Join us - @ButtcoinTNB 🍑🪙

Anyone thinking that @Portalcoin is another ponzi favoring the already rich & famous of web3? Influencers & co have higher multipliers because of their following, and their posts gain 1000x more visibility and points than yours so they'll get way more $PORTAL than you = tons of $$$$$ in their pockets, so they can dump on you as always. What's your take on this? ❌ A: This is a great marketing stunt, but multipliers killed the fairness of the game, resulting in the same bullshit all over again. ✅ B: Influencers had to work hard for their followers so it's only right they ripe the benefits anytime they have the chance. *If you're a small account and share the view above, do me a favor and RT this for reach so we can farm together 🤝🏽

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Ready for a monkes thread? Come on, show me your nodes👇🏼 PS: nodes follow nodes

alright then

New update for @nodemonkes — $BANANA coming soon? 🤫 Ready to feed my monkes.

Buttcoin is forever. Pass it on

buttcoin is a generational meme, a once in a lifetime opportunity — and we're all pioneers here, we're so so so early! how fucking beautiful is that