Dating @adeeloca and @benxta_

Yappington TC.
Yeah.
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Clitoris must be an invisibility spell and that's why niggas can't find it.
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Thank god I'm Nigerian.
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Antis after listening to BTS all year and they appear in their wrapped.
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There's bad music, and there's music you don't like. Stop confusing the two. A lot of y'all like to think you're some musical standard, you're not. You don't even know anything about music. Wake up.
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Replying to @FentyCop
Universe said gotcha
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And so what if she's a lesbian?😂 Because it doesn't align with your "she was cooking for men" agenda. 🤣🤣🤣
Hilda Baci Celebrating with her friends after she had completed 100 hours of cooking! she further said she sustained some cuts and burns in the course of the cookathon as she showed them to her friends.
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My friendships get more effort than any relationship.
Unsolicited advice: Put more effort into friendships the same way you put effort into relationships.👀
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Remember when I said all a man has to do to be believed is say "that's not what happened"? There's men in the quotes shouting, "that's why you should wait for the other side of the story", but all that shows is y'all didn't believe her in the first place. 😂
This is such a heartbreaking and false narrative. As a video director, I carefully selected models for this shoot (through an agency) based on their online portfolio and pictures but the reality was starkly different. The model didn't match the vision or the storyboard.
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They don't know how to do it. Maggi in fried egg tastes better than salt by a mile.
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I want to like texting again and be excited when I text my friends. This lack of energy is exhausting and depressing. I see a notification and pray for God to take my life.
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She's stunning.
I found the final boss of shyness, Keji.
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They said fine people, you're saying fine girls. You were just itching to be a rat.
Lies. The reason fine girls are single is because they’re unrealistically hypergamous. The dopamine they get from the mass attention tricks their brain into consistently sorting men, rather than choosing one. Cos they believe there is something better out there. Long throat
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Men are loud for Pelumi but were quiet on Terdoo's matter. 🤭
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If you have kids, sure, it's not life changing. But a single woman like me getting 400k monthly? I'll walk around with mopol. 👍🏾
400k is good pay not life changing pay.
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I bet it'd be a different reaction if these were two dark skinned girls from ikorodu.
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Happy Valentine's day from me and mine. I'm so glad to have you in my life, Ife mi. Cheers to more years. 💋❤️🌹
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Good morning, y'all. Remember to not apologize for using your left hand because it is a part of your body and superstitious ableists shouldn't tell you how to live life.
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I'm so sorry to every neurodivergent and autistic child born in this country. You deserve better.
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Deceased. 😭😭😭
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Adding parts of people's bodies to your dump to show you have sex is so funny. It's giving virgin, hope you know. 😂
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Can't wait for this woman to break this record so all you disgusting people can get off my TL with your stupid takes.
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Rich woman. - a man that is avoiding billing.
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This is what it's like being in a relationship with your mate. Not you old men that will go after kids and be shouting women are broke. What were you expecting from your niece's age bracket?😂😂
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Best to put disclaimer o. Because broke men will start crying that you want their non existent money.
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This odumodu person is very wicked but your concern is that they're "trying to bring him down while he's succeeding." Yes o, because wicked people deserve to not succeed. Literally every tweet that pops up is worse than the last. He's in the limelight, that's what happens.
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I'll post my tits if we get it.
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Burna boy is an abuser. Twitter Ng: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? Odumodu is an abuser. Twitter Ng: OMG WTF WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? Buju is an abuser and was sued for it. Twitter Ng: WHAT???? Smada is a rapist. Twitter Ng: omg-
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It's not like women are harassers unlike -
Men, be honest.... can you pass through these stairs 😂
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If you make rape jokes, you're capable of rape. As well as jokes about pedophilia. You are to be kept away from sane society.
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Sorry to break it to you but if you ever begged a girl for sex, constantly even after she said no and is obviously uncomfortable, she agreed just to get you off her case. And you're a rapist.
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Replying to @54hrtz
Y'know what, you make an excellent point.
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Achalugo I'm going to -
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The problem is y'all never see adoption as an option.
End that AS and AS relationship today. It’s not worth it 👍
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So, it's obvious he beats her, right?
Tiktoker in tears after her man deletes her precious contents 😭
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It's Mr. Veekee James and it's Mr. Simone biles. Shut the hell up!
Mr Veekee James is a terrible thing to call a man, even if the wife is famous, y'all don't know what he has sacrificed for her to be where she is now. The man deserves his respect 📌
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😭😭😭😭😭 "Tysm 🥹" "My love, thank you🥺" "Thank you baeeeee" 😭😭😭😭
being a girl on the internet is all about responding to compliments with twenty different versions of "thank you"
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When I was 12, my mom travelled and left me with him and he beat me everyday until she came back. She was gone for 2 weeks.
Replying to @theflutterwave
One memory with your dad you can't forget?
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12k is trenches? Haaaa. I knew I was poor but this is a discovery. 😭😭😭
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At the end of the day, it's the one who made you a beneficiary instead of asking for your details every time. 😔✋🏾
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The way I just got knocked out. 😭😭😭
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But Nigerian men and their mothers want to bond over suffering, and pounding yam, and cutting leaf. Let's just add fishing and hunting to the list. 😂😂
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Kodak black is a rapist, Chris Brown is a serial abuser, Playboi Carti tried to strangle his pregnant gf, Mason greenwood is a rapist, Ronaldo is a rapist, Nicki Minaj married a rapist and a murder and harassed her husband's victim.
Cardi B admitted to drugging and robbing Niggas and got endorsements deals
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Only people permitted to have this sentiment, are vegans. Ibr. The rest of us eat meat so anything is hypocrisy. 😂✋🏾
If you eat dogs you are a disgusting human being and I hope something bad happens to you.
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Sharing a space doesn't mean you have to touch my stuff. I respect boundaries and mine should be respected as well.
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Why does no one talk about how stressful and mentally tasking it is to take a bath?
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Of course guys will like this. Because all they have to do to get away with rape is say they didn't do it. Their victim will go to jail and they'll be free to do whatever they want. The "other side of the story" is just y'all waiting for a denial.
Just gonna leave this here
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My god.
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Just checked your pinned. You will never succeed in life ijn. 🙏🏾
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Disappoint your fathers today!
Aunt of the 19-year-old passenger on the Titan submersible says he was ‘terrified’ before the trip to the Titanic but went to please his dad because the trip fell over Father’s Day weekend.
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Men are scared to be around men but women being scared to be around men is a misandrist agenda. 😂😂
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I hope she consented to this.
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What's not clicking?
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Bolt drivers take longer routes just so your fee can increase and you think this is a system that will work in this corrupt country?
I want Nigeria to switch to hourly rate so people can pay handymen their deserved wages.
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Some of us actually practice what we preach.
do y’all actually stop listening to music made by problematic artists or is that just a little performative bit society does?
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They used a dark skinned model at the last minute, btw. We're not fools, please. 😂😂 The wicked runneth when no man pursueth. She didn't call names, they came to name themselves. 😭
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Nobody will accuse him of ashawo?
New whip alert 🚨 otamiemie standard 🤍 #maybach #otamiemie
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Meanwhile your kids don't see you as a person they should and you're happy. Mumu. Protector una.
Having a man in the house must be nice. Your teen talks back at you and the man is like "what did you say to your mother?" (Without even looking up from the newspaper he's reading) and the teen folds their tail between their legs. You smile from the kitchen coz you know you have
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Women against blow jobs. ✊🏾✊🏾 Stop sucking dick today!!!
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It becomes sexual harassment at some point.
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You don't get your dick sucked if you can't eat pussy. 🫵🏾
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Men 30 and above approaching young girls but not wanting to spend money when they ask is so hilarious to me. What did you think they were entertaining you for? A serious relationship? Hopes of marriage? Open your wallet or you get out. 😂😂
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Her makeup always eats. Ugh.
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Is it...is it ever that deep?
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You people being disappointed in Tems for the collab need to realise that you don't know her, and because you like her, you have expectations of her that she obviously does not care to meet. Let's all remember that feminists are a minority.
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Pads, tbh. Anything else is terrifying.
Tampons or pads or menstrual cup? [Open discussion]
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Anywayyy, to my dark skinned women, you're beautiful regardless of who sees it or who doesn't. Especially not a man.
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I'll go anywhere with my bare face idgaf
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Nobody told that Declan rice idiot to go to school. You will like ko leh beh. 👍🏾
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Unless you're queer or atheist and don't want marriage or children.
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"bullying is bad" but y'all were bullying a trans woman for days, simply for existing. 😂😂😂
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This nigga is such an mgbeke. 😭😭
Omah Lay Stuns in New Photos 🥵🔥
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That thing about Nigerian atheist men being absolutely idiotic is true.
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She's so beautiful.
Hilda Effiong Bassey First Of Her Name Breaker of Records 😉
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Saw someone’s dad clear her skincare cart for her meanwhile my own is asking me for 10k.

ALT Druski Rage GIF

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Another day to wash the dishes. My ancestors were not stupid for eating in leaves and throwing them away. 😭😭
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Money comes to me easily. Money comes to me fast. Money loves my company. When money comes, it lasts.
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Ezra god will punish you for all this nonsense
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Don't tell me sorry. At least I turned out funny.
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One would think the patriarchy was made up of dogs.
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Even if na wheelbarrow carry me come, I go still raise my shoulder. @ayrastarr drop it now before I die 😭😭😭
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Not rap, not AAVE. You look real silly rn.
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You people are always so pressed about folks protecting their space because you lack boundaries. You see a country full of lunatics and you think 18k people blocked is a lot?😂 Okay.
Nobody is talking about the psychotic disorder that are apparent in someone that blocked 18k people on twitter including strangers. Normal people don't do that. That's the stuff of psychopaths. Eighteen thousand plus people blocked is not normal.
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Replying to @sweetmoonfairy_
Music got nothing to do with stanship, bby.
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You people don't even know your mom's favourite colours or her favourite food. Her hobbies and what she'd rather be doing than slaving away in the kitchen for people who don't know her outside of unpaid labour. You're DISGUSTING.
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Wetin una dey always talk?
assertive girlfriend 🤝🏽 leading boyfriend
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"it's men carrying Ayra's career" so you're the one listening to skinny girl anthem?😂😂 Off the road pls.
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Atheists aren't devil worshippers. 😂 WTF are you Christians smoking?
This is the future the atheists want!
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Your excuse is that she blocked you and Pelumi is more popular but- Oh? What's this?😳😳 Did instablog block you too?
Men are loud for Pelumi but were quiet on Terdoo's matter. 🤭
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This thread is crazy. 😭😭😭
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"I'm not a fan of BTS and even though they make horrible music most of the time, I like this one song" ARMYs:
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Replying to @EliSeeney
Black kids are so extraaaaaa. 😂😂
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Lmfao. Key search: female, gay, woke, agenda, women, lgtv, BTS.
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The recipient loved it, twitter for real and unnecessarily expensive flowers were foaming at the mouth.
He made me origami flowers & took me on a date 💕💕💕🥺
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Nigerians will swear their parents aren't abusive, and yet ...
“Rebel” “Rebel nau” “You honestly just need to rebel” Please if I rebel, who will be feeding and providing for me? Ehn?!?
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Replying to @shaquille__t
You're such an icon. 😭
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Hire Nigerian designers, they said. Better than the fits at the MET Gala, they said.
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Must he be a nuisance everywhere with this chess nonsense?
Tunde Onakoya and Tems 💜
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