Member of policy staff. Lobbying government for builders at Lewis-Burke. Board @joinfai Action. Only good posts: zk.cm/tweets

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It’s rare to see true genius in the wild
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I think I'm becoming a social conservative
Delta airlines and DraftKings are partnering on games for the back of Delta seatback screens.
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Dudes rock
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Love that the protestors independently discovered border control and police. They’re about a week away from reinventing the IDF from first principles
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Waiting in line is perhaps the most important skill under socialism. Good practice!
There’s at least 1.5K+ people in line at the Zohran Scavenger Hunt. All of 17th Street at Union Square is packed. People are eager to recieve the first clue!
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You’re not going to believe this but I think Iran’s ambassador to Lebanon might be associated with Hezbollah
BREAKING: Iran’s ambassador in Lebanon has been wounded in the explosion of pagers in the country, Iranian news reports say. apnews.com/article/lebanon-h…
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JD Vance actually trying to educate the viewing public and getting his mic cut by the moderators is a microcosm of everything wrong with modern debates
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I think we should pay members of Congress more than a new grad swe at Google
Raising the Congressional salary from $174,000 to $180,600 is obviously reasonable after 15 years of no raises, and people raging against this as corrupt are not thinking clearly. Do you think we get better results from *not* paying members adequately? Huh?
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Peter Thiel’s bet on JD Vance early just proves why he’s a generational VC
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Remote is great if you're mid-career or focusing on lifestyle instead of work. But if you're 22, fresh out of school, and hungry — you'll take a big career hit starting remote.
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He’s launching a podcast
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CFO: why is our runway suddenly 3 months shorter? Entire exec team:
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A generation of VCs is about to find out if they were good or just lucky
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Shout out to the Google PM who endured a six-hour legal and marketing review to agree on which animals are least offensive as names
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I'm sure forgiving student loans in a massively inflationary moment—after years of feeding higher education's administrative cost disease, and without solving any of the underlying structural issues—will have no adverse effects at all
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I can't believe AIPAC forced Jamaal Bowman to think the South Bronx was part of his district
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San Francisco… greatest city in the world
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Excited to welcome the 22 year old analysts pivoting back from web3 into SaaS tomorrow
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Prediction: A team of fewer than 5 people will make a movie that grosses >$50M at box office using text to video models and nonunion (ie non-WGA, SAG, etc) labor within 5 years
Introducing Sora, our text-to-video model. Sora can create videos of up to 60 seconds featuring highly detailed scenes, complex camera motion, and multiple characters with vibrant emotions. openai.com/sora Prompt: “Beautiful, snowy Tokyo city is bustling. The camera moves through the bustling city street, following several people enjoying the beautiful snowy weather and shopping at nearby stalls. Gorgeous sakura petals are flying through the wind along with snowflakes.”
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Founders: 5000 VCs are currently trapped with no food, no water, and no internet at Burning Man. They have nothing to do but listen to your pitch. Time to get in the arena
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LLMs are commodities. The real AI money is in professional services
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New York is BACK baby!!!
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Some non OpenAI news
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At a dinner with top founders and VCs. Not a single one thinks remote is the future — and almost all the founders are back in the office 4-5x a week
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A Hallmark movie about a laid off web3 VC who moves back to his small hometown and falls in love with an ex-CEO girlboss, learning the true meaning of the web along the way
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Lord give me the confidence of someone with 700 followers writing a thread about how to build a brand
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You don't have to like Trump to be against the EU vaguely threatening X for hosting an interview with him. A foreign government trying to censor a major-party presidential candidate is election interference
With great audience comes greater responsibility #DSA As there is a risk of amplification of potentially harmful content in 🇪🇺 in connection with events with major audience around the world, I sent this letter to @elonmusk 📧⤵️
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Startups that raised overpriced 2021 seeds trying to raise their A
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If I were a Dem and wanted to win in 2028 I'd think about how I appeal to straight men without scolding them
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Every startup has to ignore 50 Jeffs before they win
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What is this. I was explicitly assured by the ape cartoon who manages my money that eth only goes up
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Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon have a once in a lifetime chance to do the funniest thing in cable news history
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Why is McKinsey appropriating VC culture
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Life update: got married
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“No one negotiates comp here”
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“SF is the closest thing we have to Puritan New England. No one has sex, no one drinks, and everyone works all the time”
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When you ask a founder what their TAM is
An Auburn Man
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It’s not a recession until the SaaS airport ads disappear
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The Bachelor, but it’s 30 middle aged dads competing to make one (1) new friend
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Granola getting Sherlocked by OpenAI On the heels of Anthropic throttling Windsurf’s access to Claude 4 At some point model providers are going to need to decide if they want to be stable platforms or compete for every vertical Platform risk has never been higher
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Spent my early 20s thinking cynicism signaled intelligence Spending my late 20s rediscovering the joys of being earnest
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VCs sending you a “clean” term sheet like
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An inconvenient truth is that two of the best VCs of our time are Lina Khan (created billions in Figma shareholder value) and SBF (would have delivered a $20B return on Anthropic)
BREAKING: $FIG opens at $93.50/share
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Imagine spending four years of undergrad studying foreign relations, another four years getting a PhD, then 5 years in the State Department's Foreign Service only to get told by a VC who's read one blog post that you don't understand international relations
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Pros of red eye: most efficient way to travel Cons of red eye: I want to die every time I take one
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Tech couples after the guy exits and gets on Raya
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Always heartbreaking to see someone you know from college try to become an Instagram influencer
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Buying Greenland should be a day one priority for Trump's second admin
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Request for startup
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No productivity app in the world could possibly rescue tomorrow's work day
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VCs investing over the last two years
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Many of my young tech friends are heading for a collision course between rootless seasonal nomadism across SF and NYC vs their desire to have children/family which requires geographic stability
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Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Loans to exercise my options $375,000 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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The masculine urge to call a dude you hate chief
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You’re hiding an associate under that Investor title, are you not?
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VCs telling startups the market is overheated after investing at a 1500x ARR multiple
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some personal news I’m joining @gcvp! And — in some post-COVID future — moving to Boston! I’ll miss the amazing team at Emergence, but couldn’t be more excited to keep backing early founders in my new role East coast people... let’s hang. (And LA folks — I’m here through Mar!)
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VCs after each meeting
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I support forcing real IDs to fly mostly because the kind of person who forgets to get a real ID is the kind of person who watches TikTok loudly without headphones on a plane
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“I have concepts of a plan” is founder mode
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Live shot from Hayes Valley
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Startups are just thin wrappers around boards
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Congress I’m begging you hire one (1) person who has ever used a computer to look at tech policy Congress:
Scoop: New bipartisan bill to require algorithm-free versions of tech platforms axios.com/algorithm-bill-hou…
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Hi Mira, My name is Zak, and I’m a summer analyst at Growth Equity Partners Capital Fund. We’ve heard great things about you from our network and are big believers in AI so we would love to connect! We’re a $15bn AUM Menlo Park-based investment firm that invests in technology businesses across both private and public markets. We partner with companies from seed stage through post-IPO. We're curious to learn more about what your plans are after Open AI and what you want to build next. It would be great to chat in the next couple weeks — feel free to find time on my Calendly here. Looking forward,
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Counter offer: Novo Nordisk must offer free Ozempic to Americans
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Buying iPhones 1-12 didn’t solve all my problems but I’m sure buying the iPhone 13 will
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After spending a few days in NYC I find I’m missing SF — which is not only back but in many ways sharper, leaner, hungrier, etc than it was pre-COVID
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Tech guy who orders takeout 14 times a week but has a strong opinion on the gas stove debate
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A dating app that shows photos of their parents so you can see how they’ll age
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I keep having the same conversation about well-designed, affordable, early-career dress watches suitable for a DC job. So sharing a few brand and model options that I have sent repeatedly: 1/ Baltic MR01 - beautiful Breguet numerals, fun micro-rotor movement, and nicely textured dial. Hard to go wrong as a dress watch. ~$600 2/ Lorier Zephyr - while no longer produced, options come up frequently on ebay/elsewhere. Lorier is also producing another dress watch (the Roosevelt) which I haven't seen in-hand but looks great. ~$550-800 3/ Vintage (specifically vintage Omega or Longines) - for the price of any of the above options, you can pick up a recently-serviced vintage Omega. Expect to spend another ~$150 on a nicer leather strap from Delugs or Molequin. ~$500-800+ All of these should be 36-38mm max. Less is more here!
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The VC market is crashing and you need your seed investor to lead your series A How do you open?
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First guy to open up a Barry’s in an airport is going to become stupidly wealthy
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I know I’m not supposed to say this but spent the last few days in SF and have been shocked at how resilient it is. More of my friends have quietly moved back than expected
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The single biggest challenge America faces today is entirely self-imposed. Unless we radically increase immigration — particularly skilled immigration — we will lose our position of global leadership
The collapse of legal immigration.
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“I sell capital” ✅ real job
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🧵 I just skimmed the Wikipedia entry for a random rich guy. From the early life section to the controversy section, this is his wild story. Time for a thread 👇👇👇
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You either die an operator or live long enough to ask someone how you can be helpful
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Every VC fund tomorrow:

ALT The Office Pizza GIF by Danny Chang

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Dangerous trend of tech people replacing their social lives with conferences NFT NYC -> Basel -> Upfront -> SXSW -> Miami Tech Week Zero actual social interaction outside of work
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Any time a non-Western empire conquers land, it's the natural and permanent state of the world Any time a Western empire conquers land, it's violent colonialism that must be overturned
ohhh katy perry i knew you’re the real one
Community note
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Jack Dorsey is the Nikita Bier of social media. Man is about to sell the same company twice
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turkey is a scam invented by Big Naps to sell more blankets
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I have to give it to Satya. This is such a baller quote
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People have been working on crypto a lot longer than I thought
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KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE: Chief of Staff Edition DC: • 24 or 45 • second most powerful person in the room • runs the show SF: • new grad • Glorified associate (best case) or EA (base case) • runs the slack
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VCs NYU students 🤝 Making “I’m moving to New York” their entire personality
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If Santa raised a seed round
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Hi Sam, My name is Zak, and I’m an analyst at Growth Equity Capital Partners Fund. We’ve heard great things about you from our network and are big believers in AI so we would love to connect! We’re a $15bn AUM Menlo Park-based investment firm that invests in technology businesses across both private and public markets. We partner with companies from seed stage through post-IPO. We're curious to learn more about what your plans are after Open AI and what you want to build next. It would be great to chat in the next couple weeks — feel free to find time on my calendar here. Looking forward,
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I worry that the constant drumbeat of young tech folks moving from city to city is encouraging rootless cosmopolitanism instead of deeper community engagement. The same issue that SF faces (macro impact > local impact) writ large
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TikTok will be more influential on future elections than any other social media app — and yet it’s controlled by a hostile, foreign government. Why isn’t this a bigger issue?
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WeCrashed The Drop Out Superpumped I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of bad shows about startups until we can figure out what the hell is going on
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VCs whenever they lose a deal
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Tech guys look down on The Bachelor but spend hours in the group chat breaking down Twitter drama
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all VCs are subs. the best founders are doms. the more you abuse vcs the more they're desperate to give you money
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VCs putting out unique content on how to survive a downturn
Unitree
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Every day I open the substacks of all my friends out of guilt and to make their open rates look good. This is the modern version of liking all their insta posts
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POV: you’re an Instagram influencer with 12k followers. It’s the day before the election. Time for you to singlehandedly save democracy by posting a hot selfie captioned VOTE
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How will the professional reply guys survive?
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