what women see when you think you’re cool showing them your NFTs

🎁 MEMELIST GIVEAWAY 🎁 Thanks to @9gagceo for giving me 2x #Memeland spots for this incredible project How to Enter: 1. Follow @zscuffed, @9gagceo, @memeland 2. Like and Retweet 3. Tag a couple friends I haven’t been this pumped for a project in a long time 🔥 Good Luck!!

I might need protection 😬

Screw it. 10,000 ETH to 1 random follower that likes and retweets!

I just flipped my first NFT !! Purchased for 24 eth Sold for 0.05 eth This is easy 🤝

China is legalizing NFTs. Buckle up 🚀

The “builders” showing up to NFT NYC like

I don’t like April Fools Day anymore

Why am I bullish? If you are still here from ETH going from $5k to $1,200 - you crazy mfs are never leaving. Cheers to all of us that are never fcking leaving 🍻

Anyone else wanna go back to new mints being 0.08 eth or less?

rollin up to the NFT meetup with joints in my shoes 🔥

Just placed a 700 ETH ($1,113,672) offer on god.eth

You ever buy an NFT and 30 seconds later you say "why the hell did I just buy that?"

Why no one helping the lady that fell?!

I bought $1,000 worth of bitcoin in 2012. Today it's worth $0 because I used it to buy weed

If @garyvee bought toilet paper, this would be y’all’s closet

Before NFTs I had: ∙ girlfriend ∙ workout routine ∙ healthy diet ∙ money After NFTs I have: ∙ NFTs

I didn’t buy GameStop I didn’t buy AMC I didn’t buy Doge I didn’t buy Apes I didn’t buy Doodles I didn’t buy Azuki I didn’t buy Moonbirds I didn’t buy enough Gutter Please tell me the next big thing that’s really cheap right now so that I don’t miss out again

Anyone else?

If ETH goes to $2,000, anyone else gonna be here besides me?

Only thing worse than being stuck in traffic is watching someone else stuck in traffic

every car got destroyed except for the Honda 😂

Bro is officially on his villain arc lmao

Looked it up. Suite Life of Zack and Cody was only 87 episodes. Touché Lilli, touché

You assholes ruined NFTs. Yes, you. You dumb mother fuckers. You sit on your phones trying to guess which animal picture is going to go up. Instead of just shopping around for a couple you like and holding onto them, like a normal fucking person, you try “trading” and “profiting”. That’s called gambling. You’re just gambling on pictures with a “value” that’s pegged to a completely arbitrary “floor price” that is set by any one of 10,000 bozos. Do you not realize how fucking asinine that is?! This is all so god damn stupid. You’re all just degenerate gamblers enabling eachother. You have all been rugged countless times, yet you’re still fucking here. Even talking to the same fucking people. It’s truly insane You’re not even making money. Don’t lie to yourself. You’re not. It’s been 3 years and you’re in the same place as before. If you did manage to make some money, let’s be honest, you probably did it unethically or illegally. “I bought an ape. I made $100,000”. Congratufuckinglations, you won a small lottery of one year’s salary. You keep suckingling at the tweets of these wannabe influencer losers with fucking Twitter accounts. Hey bozos, “Twitter Influencer” DOESN’T EXIST. You have to do something in the real fucking world and then your words will have meaning. You’re listening to jerkoff grifters as if they’re Zuckerberg. Wake the fuck up. Time for the hardest truth. Not sure you’re ready for this one. “Web3” Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? You’re on fucking Twitter. This is web2 dumbass. You spend 0 time in the “metaverse” and all of your time on twitter. You’re not in web3. You own a jpeg and a shitcoin. That doesn’t mean you’re part of web3. That’s like the janitor of Yankee Stadium saying he plays baseball. You’re all just here on Twitter wasting time, slowly spending more and more money and making less and less of it back. You’re all such shameless degenerate gamblers, you buy up absolutely ludicrous shitcoins just “hoping it goes up”. You use NFTs as a crutch because it sounds better than just gambling. Come on people. What the fuck are you doing? Please god stop this. Give your money to kids fighting cancer. Or to families without food. Honestly, if you’re such a gambler, give your money to a bookie or casino. At least they’re running an honest business. Stop giving all of your attention and money to grifters and scam artists. Those are the only people dropping these coins and collections. All of them are garbage and worthless and stupid and you know it. But you do it anyway because you are weak. You are malleable to the wills of those around you. Slowly but surely all the floor prices will go to their true valuations (hint, it’s zero) What will you do then? You do have a nice community of people with nothing to do 24/7 and varying disposable incomes. If you just spend half the energy and capital into charity as you do these bullshit “projects” (fancy word for scams), you and the world would be a much better place Cheers 🍻

I got a date tonight I will not talk about NFTs I will not talk about NFTs I will not talk about NFTs

Seeing your ex got fat is like seeing the NFT project you sold rugged

the charcuterie board at NFT meetups

🚨 DNA-2 GIVEAWAY 🚨 I am giving away one vial of DNA-2 juice from the @GutterCatGang To Enter: - Like and Retweet - Follow @zscuffed and @GutterCatGang - Comment anything you want. I dont care if you tag friends Winner drawn at some point in the future, probably at GutterCon!

for 3 eth - could you eat all of this?

This painting just sold for $195,000,000 USD. It's not even an NFT. I don't get it

That’s awesome! Now it’ll take another 2300 games to get to 1300 😭

If you just sold an NFT for $2 million, what are you doing first?

A friend of mine is getting discouraged because he hasn't made millions in NFTs yet. To make him feel better, please interact with this tweet if you also haven't become a millionaire from NFTs yet

My mom found my Twitter. This might take a while 😅

Just keep going 🫡

Tyler1? More like Chosen1

You wanna make it in NFTs? Buy top tier projects. Log off. Come back in 6 months

Y’all invested in $LOOKS and kept using OpenSea. What you think was gonna happen? 😂

NFTs helped make this happen 🍻

From Stranger Things to greater things. Can’t wait to see her growth

Unpopular Opinion: There’s amazing projects that aren’t run by Yuga Labs

Just sold this Bored Ape for 135 eth ($384,075). This is life changing. Time to reinvest, what floors am I sweeping? 👀🧹🧹

If you don’t like a project at 0.1 eth, why do you love it at 2 eth?

How can you say weed does bad things to your brain when we got geniuses like this

You

This new Twitter feature is a little weird

Uhhhhh 😬

Just got my paycheck. What should I do? a) Buy NFTs b) a c) b

My girlfriend called me a floor boyfriend. Down bad

If you list your item below the mint price within 48 hours of minting, please get out of NFT’s.

Yesterday, I asked NFT Twitter what they would do if they sold an NFT for $2 million. The two most common answers were: - Help my mom - Cocaine and hoes

OpenSea could run over your dog and y'all still won't go to @LooksRareNFT 😂

Just bought 48112959837082048697.eth !! Once people wake up to 20-digit ENS domains, this will be worth an easy $3,000,000. I can't believe this was still available !! 🔥🚀

Everyone's NFT Rankings: 1) Punks 2) BAYC 3) Whatever they own 4) Whatever they own 5) Whatever they own

BREAKING: Due to market conditions, NFT NYC is now NFT CLEVELAND

I just unfollowed all 4,500 people I was following. For mental health purposes, I needed to hit the reset button on my timeline If you’re genuine and think I should be following you, let me know 🫡

The girl I'm dating came over my apartment last night and saw my NFTs. She told me to sell them all... We are no longer dating

All I need is the following: ∙ ETH to go to $10,000 ∙ All my NFT bags to 100x ∙ A woman ∙ My father's approval Is this really too much to ask for?

I really need a new guy

Invisible Friends with 430k Twitter followers pre-launch should have everyone highly suspicious

You Azuki people are hilarious. Zagabond could fuck your wife and you’d probably give him 2 ETH and say “thank you sensei”

don't talk to me about pain

My boss just told me I'm getting a bonus for doing well. Meanwhile I've been more focused on shitposting on NFT Twitter than my IRL job for the last 6 months. wtf😂

Everyone has been rugged at least once at this point, right?

At this point in NFT Twitter, I think I trust accounts LESS if they have a verified check

Whoever sent 3 eth to one of my wallets just now, I’m assuming it was by accident so I’m sending it back

It wasn’t a mistake. He truly doesn’t give a crap about anyone else, let alone women

Their middle child

when nft projects said they were making a game, were y’all expecting call of duty? 😂

I just bumped into a cute girl walking back to my apartment. We both had our heads down and walked right into eachother. We started talking and have a ton in common. It was truly magical, something out of a movie. So I asked her out to dinner and she said no

In 3 years, I predict all of us in NFTs will be: 50% wealthy and happy 30% broke 20% in jail Which one will you be?

It's upsetting that probably half of you on here don't realize how dope this was

The actual artist behind your favorite NFT project

Remember when ETH was close to $5,000? That was dope

Just bought more $LOOKS and staked it. We’re still doing this, right?

It’s better to have 10 eth than 1 eth

My weed guy of 6 years just asked me if I want cocaine. So cool to see people expand their business

mfs after buying all the merch at NFT NYC

You should definitely pay 15 ETH for a free mint 10 minutes after the project dropped. I don’t see how this could go wrong

Am I the only one with 0 alt coins and only in on ETH and NFTs?

can you spot the difference?

People will spend $100k for land in the metaverse while living with their parents 😂

Hey bud, you don’t need bullet proof glass, nobody cares enough

Crypto can go down NFTs can go down Who else isn’t going anywhere? 👊

No offense, but I’ll be glad to never hear from this man ever again.

Being famous on NFT Twitter is like being the fastest runner at fat camp

Twitter shareholders waking up to this

for 50 eth - would you go vegan for a year?

Am I the only one holding my $SOS?

Best caption for this video of me falling on my face wins an NFT

This girl just asked me “what is an ethereum?” I’m drunk so I just said “it’s a planet in the Buterin galaxy”

who cares what he is, focus on your own lives

I have never converted ETH to USD

I was drunk last night and bought 20 NFTs after doing 0 research. I need a breathalyzer for my wallet

If you have kids and still grind NFTs daily, you deserve an award. I don’t know how you do it. Cheers 🍻

nah, your dealer just bought eth with weed

gm ☀️ for every person that says it back, i’m donating $10 to help kids fight cancer 🤝

NFT projects: we’re building a game The game: