𝐘@xienarchy

@realmadrid

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Joined March 2020
Talking stage? Nah, let’s get married and talk at home
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astaghfirullah for all the times I’ve been ungrateful
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Bruh never buying stuff from Pakistan again 🙏🏼😭💯
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Till death do us apart? No Fi duniya wal akira
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Girls never admit to liking you, they just start talking to you everyday
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treating people right is better than posting Quran verses everyday that you don’t even practice.
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If you start liking someone just block them fr
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If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
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Me and the girl that’s on the other side of the map
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Alhamdulillah if it comes, Alhamdulillah if it goes
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“You’ve got nice eyes” thanks our kids can have it too
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as a revert, ramadan feels really lonely but each moment brings me closer to my purpose
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first date idea :
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Men actually love providing, you just gotta be HER
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pretty girls are everywhere but a woman that genuinely loves you and prays for your success is rare.
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pov : she liked my tweet
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What if she’s bald under her hijab? Then what
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if you really got a pure heart, you gon win in the end.
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If she’s got an A in her name, she’s crazy Don’t even get me started if she’s got two As
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Girls be doing all that FBI research just to cry and stay
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I wasn’t stalking you, I was educating myself on your lore so I’d understand you better, chill
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can we normalize fast replies cus why are my texts being marinated for 10 hours??
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treating women with respect don’t mean you’re a simp btw
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My talking stage : Hello, I’d like to marry you.
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Talking stage? nah, you’re mine as soon as I send that first text
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“Do men still….” Yeah we do, your man just don’t like you.
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Listener husband 🤝🏼 yapper wife
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Vaping is so gay, you walk past a group of mfs looking all gangsta but they smell like strawberry muffins
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it’s so easy to trigger yall nowadays, it’s just a simple question lmao
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the badder the eyesight, the badder the girl
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You call it overthinking, I call it predicting the future
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people randomly checking up on you fr means a lot
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Talking stage? You mine as soon as we start talking tf
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Pretty girls always depressed like wtf are y’all going thru?
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I hold my breath around other women cus I don’t wanna upset my future wife
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Lust expires, Get yourself a woman that’ll pray for you.
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You want fast replies? Just start arguing with em
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Tried breaking up with her She choked me out and told me to say sorry
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Her wardrobe gonna be full of Abayas of her choice
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Replying to @helldivers2
The game keeps crashing after this patch wtf
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I knew I was toxic when I got jealous during the talking stage
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she’s disney princess typa pretty
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Tf is a talking stage? You’re mine as soon as we start talking
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Nah I get jealous real quick
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“what’s so special bout her?” she brought me closer to God.
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what if my future wife is sending her Eid fit pics to sum other dude rn? 😟
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Tf is “liked your story” just tell me you’re in love with me
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This could be us
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“what are you afraid of losing, when nothing in this world belongs to you?”
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made it
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“If you don’t wanna be with me, you can walk out the door and leave”
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“Do you have a type?” Yeah the type that don’t waste my time
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women with emotional intelligence and understanding are attractive
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“Liked your tweet” why not like me instead bro
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Can tell she’s pretty by just looking at her eyes
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The older I get the more I understand why deers run in front of a car
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Replying to @meagandsouza_
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If she’s got a nose ring/piercing or wears glasses 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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“Are you okay?” Absolutely not but at least I’m funny
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If it makes you happy, keep it private.
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wtf is a talking stage? do u want me or nah
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Deleting me from social media is cool, but adding me again? Respect yourself
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Girls will block you and then proceed to stalk you from their alts
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Being toxic isn’t “cute”. Grow tf up and learn how to love correctly
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first date idea : we delete Twitter together
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It’s impossible to argue with a woman, even if you’re right, you have to just admit that it’s your fault 🙄
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Got a news from my mum that I lost my grandma, may Allah bless her soul.
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Just a reminder : No girl wants to hear bout another girl.
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Replying to @IffyLFC
Ion even know what I’m doing wrong atp
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you’re stressing over someone who doesn’t even care if you exist. Do better
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say it with chest or stfu 🙏🏽
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dw bae I didn’t like no girls media
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How can you survive on one meal a day? 😭
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Every time I gave a fuck, that fuck, fucked me over
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real men know that one girl is enough.
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I’m not even 25
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Turning everything into an argument
This Post is from an account that no longer exists.
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“I’m just a girl” (the worst girl you’re ever gonna meet)
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type shit
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Last time I gave a fuck, that same fuck, fucked me over
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Being popular on Twitter is like sitting at the coolest table in a cafeteria at a mental asylum
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looks can fade, but a kind and genuine soul lasts
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This Post is from an account that no longer exists.
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I can’t take a hint, imma keep playing dumb until you say it with chest
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Being an Indian makes me wanna kms every day
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imagine I tell her my love language is physical touch and she starts beating the shit outta me
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Learnt sumn in Bengali Amee shundor fao balafai
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Replying to @4lilce
0 cus they don’t deserve my time
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Getting called a liar when you’re actually telling the truth, has to be the most frustrating thing in the world.
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Lil Uzi wannabe
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Sending someone on twitter ur marriage CVs is crazy 😭😭
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Goodnight to her only, the rest of y’all can have nightmares
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“You’re so quiet” you want me to bark or sumn
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Peeling oranges? I’d light a million in cash on fire to keep her warm.
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the real one gon love you at yo lowest
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“liked your tweet” so when can I speak to your dad?
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imagine she starts swinging at me after we get home from our wedding
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you don’t gotta change yourself for someone to like you.
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