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Gautam Gambhir:
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Not a meme, but an emotion. Salute to Indian Army. #IndianArmy | #IndiaPakistanWar | #OperationSindoor2
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WE ARE NOT IN DANGER, WE ARE THE DANGER. #OperationSindoor
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Iโ€™ll happily give 18% GST on caramel popcorn from today onwards cause I know whereโ€™s my money going.
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130 crore people are crying at this moment.
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Won 6 matches in a row, but lost the 7th one. Thala for a reason.
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PAKISTAN HOSTED - INDIA ROASTED ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ
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People who always take responsibility: 1. Elder Sibling 2. Goldy Brar 3. Virat Kohli
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I see no difference:
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games period bol kar surprise test le liya
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Vamika:
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this intro never gets old
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jab kisi century ko dil se chaho.. toh poori kaynath hardik pandya ko out karane mai lag jaati hai.
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look between Y and P on your keypad.
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PSG - broke the curse. Tottenham - broke the curse. RCB - broke the curse. South Africa - broke the curse.
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What middle class people got in Union Budget 2024:
Trendulkar
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He is a โ€œRatanโ€ of India.
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CHAMPIONS TROPHY - INDIA GOLDEN BAT - RACHIN RAVINDRA GOLDEN BALL - MATT HENRY GOLDEN EMBARRASSMENT - PAKISTAN
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Land. Air. Sea. United we defend. #IndianArmy | #IndiaPakistanWar | #OperationSindoor2
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Amit Shah asked Jay Shah to make a match script that would keep Indians awake till midnight, so that he can roll out the real script.
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Food deliveries can be late but Indian army always deliver on time (delivering bombs in 10 minutes) #OperationSindoor
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Corporate employees on 7th may mock drill:
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highest score by rcb batters: 263 highest score by rcb bowlers: 287 rcb bowlers >> rcb batters
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dheere dheere samajh aa raha hai ki ghar waale pooja paath karne ko kyu bolte hai
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SRH highest score in powerplay: 125 ๐Ÿ—ฟ SRH score in finals: 113 ๐Ÿคก
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Donald is a word, Dolund is an emotion.
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kl rahul is arjun kapoor of cricket
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this is the hardest TATA to this RATAN
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Stained Jersey No. 5, Playing a clutch innings in Knockouts. We have seen this before.
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If India loses, Rohit Sharma will be Blamed for not picking Ashwin. If India wins, Kohli will be Blamed for picking Ashwin in WTC Final 2021 & not winning any ICC Trophies.
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lawrence bhai mere boss ne bhi ek hiran maara tha
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thank you guys.
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Amazon and Flipkart mega sales are on. For maximum savings, uninstall both the apps.
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Finally Iโ€™m able to pay my house rent after investing in stock market. Before that, I used to own a house.
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ANI reporters: โ€œDo you like to say something?โ€ Samay: โ€œI support Mohal Mangal.โ€ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Bro is supporting โ€œcoconut mai lassi milakeโ€
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you know shitโ€™s getting real when script writer himself start praying
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thala hitting boundaries in last over:
victor
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Gold Medal in Khaap Olympics 2024: India: 1 USA: 0 China: 0 Japan: 0
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Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi ki Jaan review: An excellent script, brilliant acting, soulful music and perfect direction. All ruined.
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Jaddu is better than Ben Stokes in batting, bowling, fielding and sledging.
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people with rahul people with rahul name in cricket name in politics
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When victim card doesnโ€™t worked, so you played trump card #Ceasefire
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virat kohliโ€™s biopic is going to be a perfect blend of adventure, action, romance and revenge.
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USA is better than Pakistan in all four units: Batting, Bowling, Fielding and speaking English.
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A Perfect Man: - Wakes up at 5 am everyday - Exercises everyday - Makes his own bed - Cleans his room - Helps in the kitchen - Eating at time - Always punctual - Prays daily - Reads - Hits the bed at 9 pm sharp. These men are found in Central jail.
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SCENES AT BENGALURU VERY SOON:
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AI is getting out of hands.
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FATHER OF INDIA - MAHATMA GANDHI FATHER OF PAKISTAN - VIRAT KOHLI
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bhai tum dono shaadi karlo ab, bahut hogaya softlaunching.
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Agar Pat Cummins haar sakta hai, Gambhir aur Narine hass sakte hai, toh Congress bhi election jeet sakti hai.
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pre-diwali satellite view of india by NASA
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full form of UP is UnPredictable
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after knowing that I'm verified but not srk:
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Indiaโ€™s S-400 intercepting Pakistan missiles be like:
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ITโ€™S NOT KOHLI BUT US WHO WANT THIS CENTURY
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Even a divine force canโ€™t make RCB to win IPL trophy.
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jo cinema hall mai national anthem par khade nahi hote, wo bhi aaj โ€˜I stand with palestineโ€™ daal rahe hai
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indian cricket team fan's heart
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well played India สทโฑแต—สฐ แต’แต˜สณ แต‰แตแต’แต—โฑแต’โฟหข
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Relatives: Kaunse boards se ho? Vaibhav: BCCI. #GTvsRR | #RRvsGT | #vaibhavsuryavanshi
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bought this amazing iphone from chor bazaar at 18k.
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virat kohliโ€™s biopic is going to be a perfect blend of adventure, action, romance and revenge.
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Every Indian is taking dips - some in Mahakumba, some in Stock Market.
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defence minister:
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If choking is an olympic sport, RCB will be a silver medalist every time.
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Finally Iโ€™m able to pay my house rent after investing in stock market. Before that, I used to own a house.
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why I'm getting goosebumps after kohli's century
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Rohit Sharma is James bond because his last innings was 0, 0, 7.
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bhagwaan downfall kaisa bhi dena, par comeback iske jaisa hi dena.
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RIP AajTak (2000-2024) ๐Ÿ’ Your background music will be missed.
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Japan mein ek baar singing competition tha. Saari cities ne gaana gaaya par Hiroshima Nagasaki.
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agar ambati rayadu panipuri bechta, to uski dukaan ka naam "dhoni ki chaat' hota.
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Rishab pant hitting helicopter, Dhoni hitting one-hand six. Cricket at its peak.
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dheere dheere samajh aa raha hai ki ghar waale pooja paath karne ko kyu bolte hai
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DOLUND TRUMP, THE PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
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It doesn't matter if you are CEO of a giant social media platform. The job security will only be in government jobs.
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RITIKA BHABHI HATIYE AAJ ROHIT BHAIYA KE LA*DE PAR MAIN BAITHUNGA
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Titles given to cricketers for their performances: Lord Rinku King Kohli Sir Jadeja Boss DK
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IShowSpeed is basically Puneet Superstar of America.
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Signs with MRF. Plays at No. 4. First Sachin. Then Kohli. Now Gill. Different eras. Same impact.
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isse achaa toh gokuldham premier league ka final tha
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virat kohli is just one IPL trophy away from being the most complete cricketer ever.
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dheere dheere samajh aa raha hai ki ghar waale pooja paath karne ko kyu bolte hai #RCBvsPBKS
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Bihar after Union Budget 2025:
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sunita willaims ki jagah nirmala sitaraman ko jaana tha space mai
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wagon wheel of batsman when shami is bowling:
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ohh aaj to pakistan ka din tha. 9/11.
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phir apne mohalle mai aaaayiiiiiii....
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ab kohli aur rahul ke roz odomos lagane ki zimmedari jay shah ki hai
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winning silver seems like a heartbreak, this is the aura of neeraj chopra.
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thank you shivam dube for saving dot balls
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arey wo kasol ka dhua aa gya hai todha
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Another milestone, another thread:
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shivam dube ki jagah smriti mandhana ko khilao
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Rauโ€™s IAS Coaching Centre.
shraddha
@chaktiman
27 Jan 2025
Only legends will remember this ๐ŸคŒ
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Someone who leads Gujarat will now lead India. Weโ€™ve seen this before.
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they should date ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ
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ek banda offline class mai 'am i audible' bol raha hai ๐Ÿ˜‚
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