I just post random stuff
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It looks like a game you'd come up with with your brother on a Sunday afternoon after your mom has forbidden you from going to the local playground.
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I'm a mafia member, I steal cheese from a small shop and sell it to tourists for half a dollar a kilo (I made this up)
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We should all start wearing swords combined with long coats and beautiful hats
make swords cool again
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why would he say that to anyone,
especially not to me after I haven't showered in three days
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Grandpa, Grandpa, why do you have such large and distinctive and above all finely shaped breasts
so that I can be attractive to an unusual group of people
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If someone had told me 15 years ago that I would witness this, I wouldn't have believed them,
unbelievable!!!
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It's true, I was there, and I saw for myself, behind the curtain is an endless field of pickles.
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This is cooler than when the blonde winked at me last Tuesday at the crosswalk by the newly opened fast food joint.
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Civil engineers did not destroy the profession, there are often memes comparing Roman roads and today's roads, that has nothing to do with us. We are mostly limited by politics in the public sector and the maximum profit of investors in the private sector.
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run a marathon backwards, and at the finish line do 200 push-ups while carrying a young calf on your back
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I don't think he even got angry after this realization, he thanked this wonderful woman.
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