Sweet and hilarious, but mostly hilarious... Breast cancer surviving. Tenacious. Fond of rockets and freedom.

Replying to @TraditionSarah
Men can be cheerleaders too, Sarah.
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Replying to @HazelAppleyard
Maybe they don’t hire mentally ill people?
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Stop advocating for pretend time! Standard or bust!
NO! Permanent DST is a mandate to wake up early, all year. Permanent STANDARD TIME would let us sleep past sunrise for more of the year, for health and safety!
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Replying to @jk_rowling
We just celebrated 24! Congratulations!
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Replying to @thatsKAIZEN
Will he kidnap the young men from the UK when Zelenskyy runs out of Ukrainian bodies?
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Replying to @TraditionSarah
Sorry. I thought you would catch my sarcasm. He’s definitely a man.
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Yes!
β€œOur bodies are regulated by patterns of the sun, more so than we know.” #DitchDST
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Ok. I’ll watch suits again.
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I’m a convert.
NO! Permanent DST forces early waking. Sunrise would be later than 8am, as late as 9am, and will cost lives. Permanent Standard Time is the quickest and healthiest way to end clock change.
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We’ve tried DST full time. It was not as popular as you think it would be.
Replying to @wybeka @MaraAnnani
1973. I was one of the school children walking to school in the pitch black in Winter. Everyone hated it. It lasted less than a year.
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β€œI don’t need your business,” β€œOk.”
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Replying to @facetedcarapace
Toss in a bagged salad too. You know we need some roughage too! πŸ˜‰
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Replying to @jk_rowling
The way he grabs on women in the name of anxiety is disgusting.
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Replying to @Rothmus
Peer pressure clique. Except you mutilate your body and endure a lifetime of medical interventions instead of wear black nail polish and chokers or run for student government or attend band camp.
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Replying to @mannyfidel
Too white. Too male. And strangely too honest about Dems problems.
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Replying to @mariashriver
Pretty sure they just looked at the evidence and not the nightly news…
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Replying to @IsabellaMDeLuca
Body count 1. Been married almost 22 years. πŸ₯°
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As someone who lost her breasts to cancer, I am so sorry this was done to you. I am furious you were misled and abused in the is way, and processing that anger is something I am working on. Thank you for your hopeful message. Blessings to you.
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Replying to @GeorgeTakei
Woman is upset by man stealing 8 championships from women. Fixed it.
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Replying to @k_ovfefe2
James OKeefe grand jury indictment dropped!
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Replying to @stats_feed
Fondness for domestic acts of terrorism.
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I heard it said that @SaveStandard was the @ScottPresler of Time. Right on.
Nobody is working harder on Twitter right now than @SaveStandard
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Why can’t we have this halftime show?
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Replying to @TimRunsHisMouth
Pronouns in bio = ridicule everything they have to say.
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Replying to @KylePlantEmoji
The trick is to have a duck in your sink with the dishes.
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Replying to @TTExulansic
So my cancer wiped us out financially. This is just great.
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The sad thing is he did that the day before the swat. So scary.
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Replying to @erickallen
Wait, are you saying the feds set up 9/11?
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Replying to @hatpinwoman
Man vs bear, I choose man. Troon vs bear, I choose bear.
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He didn’t say he was good at his job. πŸ˜‚
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Which do I choose for standard time?
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Replying to @Advil
Please check all features with cat pics.
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Replying to @TTExulansic
I hate the people who convinced and did this to her. Now I worry people will see my buzzed head and flat chest and think I’m like her. No. My breasts were stolen from me by something trying to kill me. She mutilated her healthy body. 😩 I hope she realizes what she’s done and forgives herself.
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Replying to @VincentPsychSE
Yeah. Our brother has f*ing β€œdied” and we’re not allowed to f*ing mourn. But some new bitch wants to be in all my sisters’ pics. I hate it.
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Replying to @NoContextHumans
I have a heart condition. I can’t do rides. Sorry. That’s life. She’s too big. She can’t do rides. My son was too short. He can’t do rides. Life’s not fair.
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Replying to @KelFitton
Two democrats didn’t vote with the party and were punished. It’s a warning to tow the line. 😞
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Replying to @WomenReadWomen
So he can’t afford in-home help but has 10s of thousands to build a cage. Nbd.
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Replying to @HazelAppleyard
Can’t say a safe word if you can’t breathe.
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Replying to @libsoftiktok
I want to go back in time and not read that.
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Reading this thread made me hold my double mastectomy stage 3 cancer chest in mental pain. I’m so sorry. And this is why people are so upset with me because I survived cancer just to be a horrible person who hates trans. And to think this morning those replies actually hurt my feelings. I’m just mad now. Righteous anger. I’m blocking those bastards.
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Replying to @TraditionSarah
Imagine a valley girl twang on β€œsaRAH” πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
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Replying to @CNviolations
It’s fake, right. Right?
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I feel like our official religion should be one that doesn’t want to murder people for their religion…
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Replying to @OhioansForRFKjr
Don’t know him well enough to decide now.
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Replying to @CNviolations
Female lead superhero tropes.
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Replying to @jk_rowling
β€œBut… I’m presenting as a woman… in tights! How dare he misgender me!” 😩
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Replying to @BrandiKruse
Biden let out multiple violent offenders. I don’t care. Plus they’ve served their time. Assault for a first time offender is not a 4 year sentence.
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Replying to @TheCinesthetic
Charlie’s grandpa. He could have jumped out of bed and helped before they found the golden ticket.
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Replying to @typesfast
Those collector coins are about to be worth a whole lot more whether they’re cool or not. They should be thanking you.
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Book stores don’t Dewey. The publishing company pays for placement. If the stack of books is face out and not spine out they paid for that. The tables at the front, they pay for that space.
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My son is in a college PoliSci course in HS and I was a bit concerned about ideology. He told me they watched Hillbilly Elegy in class. Big sigh of relief.
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This reminds me of @elonmusk and the bbc interview live in spaces. πŸ˜‚ β€œone example of hate speech…”
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Was that supposed to make no sense?
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Replying to @ripx4nutmeg
Never once did I think he was anything but an angry man.
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Replying to @theneonrequiem
The more actors share their political views the more unattractive they become.
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Replying to @EYakoby @benshapiro
Funny that she thinks that makes Trump look bad and we all love him for it.
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Replying to @Ruesavatar
My sweet son in a schizophrenic break was convinced he had met and led his favorite YouTubers to Christ and was going to start a channel with them to evangelize all the nerds. It was heartbreaking to tell him it wasn’t real. He was 18. Diagnosed schizophrenic since 13. He finally came out of it but he was convinced we (me too) were moving to California.
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Replying to @Jayingee
Plenty of Stardew Valley videos to make. So little time.
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Replying to @therealmissjo
The worst is when the subtitles are based on the script, not what the actors say in the final cut.
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Replying to @growing_daniel
Been tried. They don’t want their own space. They want our space. They don’t get sexual satisfaction competing with other mentally ill men.
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Replying to @TTExulansic
And preyed upon because of autism for many. Eugenics to eliminate an undesirable gene pool.
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Replying to @MDJD2 @JohnJHarwood
Maybe we can just get you a conjugal visit in El Salvador instead.
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He’s been saying for a week that success was not destroying the launch pad. Anything else was just a bonus opportunity to gather info. Keep expectations low.
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Replying to @mattvanswol
Some of us were born red pilled. I was a Rush Baby and he clearly defined what each side believed. I always got both sides and opinions. It was obvious which was common sense. The side that doesn’t push an ideology based on utopia with them in charge. There is evil in this world and their system would only work if humanity is basically good at its core. Socialism and communism and unlimited power only work under a delusion of goodness. The only utopia will be heaven when sin is abolished. Until then, common sense and individual responsibility, capitalism, plus social issues to keep morality front and center. Selflessness is the goal but not assumed. Save babies, honor the family, and keep the borders safe for the next generation. Defend us in war and keep the interstate transportation up. Life. Liberty. Property. But Happiness is a choice. Welcome to my TED talk.
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Replying to @TraditionSarah
…SaRAH
Replying to @Dustinshar31457
They can, but the joke was that he’s obviously a man. And the male cheerleaders are buff and throw girls in the air, that guy could only throw shade.
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Replying to @GuardsJoey
I don’t even watch the Guardians but I’m here for the drama.
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Replying to @TheCinesthetic

ALT Nightmare Before Christmas Skeleton GIF

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Congrats on the Elon bump! Glad to see your post come across my feed! Go Trump.
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Replying to @FeministRoar
Not a robot and not a woman.
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Time for another reminder!
Extra! Extra! Daylight Saving Time needlessly harmful!
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Replying to @DisrespectedThe
That was such a sweet video until she opened her mouth about the jets.
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Replying to @TeaAndCopy
Found out my son was in a play the day before the play. He had the 2nd most speaking parts. They’re oblivious.
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Replying to @stats_feed
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
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Replying to @Gaynotqueer1
No such thing. Mentally ill people demand you join in their lies.
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Replying to @MrsCathComedy
What about a decoupage name sign to hang up for the baby. Dollar store for napkins for images and wooden letters to glue onto a wooden board. I did some charcuterie boards for Christmas presents.
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I’m so old when I signed up for Netflix, we got DVDs in the mail… no app, no streaming.
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Your new slogan about paper vs audio books. β€œRead is best”
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Replying to @GoodTogo @vocalcry
You wrote that whole thing. I read every word. I just wanted to let you know that someone read it. I don’t need you to fix my computer. I hope you found someone and are happy. You are a good guy to sacrifice so much time with no agenda. That’s it’s. Glad 𝕏 led me here. ✌🏻
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Don’t stay out after 6pm or you may just slip and fall onto an newly arrived penis.
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Replying to @OldHollowTree
My backyard on Tuesday
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Yes, because she’s a woman. And we’re an exclusive club. Men coming to their senses and realizing their true identity can be supported by the guys.
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I understand your sentiment. I’m a cancer survivor with no breasts and hair just growing back cut short while the texture adjusts.
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Mine was as an adult. I was diagnosed with breast cancer and it was announced during prayer time at my church. After church a silent gathering in the back room happened and I was escorted to meet the other congregate survivors. I never knew some of the women I went to Bible study with wore prosthetic breast forms or had chemo or wore a wig. It was a secret and quiet club. I felt so supported and we cried together. My sisters. One of those sweet women had a reoccurrence of cancer after 12 years right when I was finishing my radiation. A reminder that cancer is lifelong and screening is necessary. This year my mom was diagnosed. I just thought I would share my sisterhood story.
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Replying to @megbasham
Kids at camp had a question answer time and they asked about LGBT to pornography to tattoos etc. Romans 1. Genesis 1. Kids are craving moral truth. Not of the world! In the world.
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This may be my new hyper focus. @SaveStandard
One of the biggest lies you've been told (and have probably repeated) is that Daylight Saving Time helps the farmers. Every farmer I know just gets the work done when they need it done. The time it happens to be rarely impacts their work. It's time to ditch DST.
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You literally report what’s on TikTok. They were hyperventilating and running to therapy. πŸ˜‚
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Annoying as a man and a man.
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C-section for sure, no. But I wouldn’t recommend a home birth.
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Replying to @fillefoux
Every single one of the people God has saved came to him a bad person. That’s the point. You are welcome because we all start from the same place of sin needing a savior to take on rightful punishment. Jesus loves you. He did it all. Once you have a relationship with him you will be changed and want to please him and follow his truth. But you won’t be perfect after then either. Love you. He loves you. πŸ₯°
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Replying to @TheCinesthetic
Last unicorn, never ending story. Willow.
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Replying to @614clinton
I feel this could be a temp-to-hire situation… hallmark style…
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Replying to @mattvanswol
I was a rush baby, so I never trusted the media. It’s always been so obviously biased and easily debunked with facts.
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Nothing, because I would say, β€œno thank you; I have a rule that I don’t gamble because it will ruin my life and friendships whether I win or lose.” and then I would leave.
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Do no harm has a MAGA exception clause?
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Replying to @ArmandDoma
lol. Dude thinks Elon’s getting paid. Does he even know about Delaware?
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Replying to @DschlopesIsBack
Hair sometimes comes back curly after you lose it from chemo because the hair follicles are damaged and flattened so the hair grows out flat like a ribbon. Over time it can change/heal/adjust and change the texture again.
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I had a double mastectomy last year and, due to heart damage from previous chemotherapy, was in the hospital for nearly a week. This whole story made me very emotional. Thank you for standing up for this courageous Dr.
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