🌈Angry feminist|Early childhood educator|Agnostic|FashionDesigner|Pro Abortion| Please Don’t follow me🙏🏾🥺
Lagos, Nigeria
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If you argue with me on my page or ask me F00lish question. I have no power. I’ll block you. I’m always right on my page. If you want to argue wear wig and enter court pls.
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Pussy will smell like Pussy. It doesn’t have a nice aromatic smell. It smells like vagina. Sometimes after a long day it’ll smell like sweat. Sometimes it’ll smell metallic because her period is near. It will never smell like roses. That’s not how pussy smells 1/3
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Hearing a man say he’s missed you while he’s in you will always do something 🥹😫😫
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Men act like abortion is such a horrible thing to them until they impregnate some girl 😂😂😭😭😭
All of a sudden it’s “are you sure” “don’t ruin my future” etc
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My friends have no idea how much hanging out with them means to me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Sometimes it’s actually men that make the women “stink” men won’t wash their penises before sex. Won’t wash the fingers and put it in women. You f00ls will even have unprotected sex with 2-5 women at once. You’ll eat pussy immediately after eating small chops. 2/3
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Nobody in this universe thought this was Maldives egbon
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Finally women please don’t let dusty men shame you about your vaginas. See a gynecologist or talk to your friends. There’s no shame in it. If it has a bad nasty smell talk to your doctor. Yeast infection is a common normal thing. Treat it on time. I 8 conversations that pushshame
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Reading that people that get LASIK commit su!c!de wasn’t on my to do list for today. I’m heading down a rabbit hole of LASIK complications
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Once you upload more than 3 videos of you “pranking” your Nigerian parent then I know it’s scripted
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Situationships are so funny because it’s only one person that considers it that
The other person is just enjoying themself 😭😭😭😂😂
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That hating your girlfriend thread isn’t even funny. You’ll be wondering what you did because somebody that used to treat you like you hung the moon and stars suddenly thinks you stink. You’ll be asking what you did and they’ll be saying “nothing” leaving you to feel crazy
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Yes pls it’s better than putting or allowing a 16 year old do a damn lingerie shoot.
Are you people okay ?!
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I really want to be able to do more for all the people I love
And by This time next year I will definitely be able to
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The way you people are acting like she looks entirely different without makeup is why I know that a lot of you have never been with women in your lives
And I hope it remains that way
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I don’t like asking for favors
God pls make me rich so I can be using my long money to fix things myself 🥹🤚🏽
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Okay great
Me I want to do party
Congratulations to the doctor couple
A doctor couple went to a courthouse in the UK And got married.
That was it. That was all. No trad, white, bridal shower etc. That was a year ago and they just had a baby.
10-20k saved on a wedding, and they’re not any less married.
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Nigerians have so much trauma that they pass on trauma to their children. She asked for something (she should be able to ask her parents for anything btw) if he couldn’t afford it he could have said no kindly and explained why he couldn’t. But he slut-shamed her and made her 1/2
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You people behave so somehow which is why I have learnt to stop sharing most of the things that people I love do to make me happy publicly. Imagine coming online to see some weirdo calling your lovely action nonsense. Did they do it for you?
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I hate when my anger is so heavy that I’m crying because I’m not even sad
I’m just very mad 😭😭
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I’m sure Yul Edochie would have been telling his wife that it’s just work. Lmaoooo. Now work is almost a year. Works name is Munachimso
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A lot of people need to learn that because somebody is amazing to you doesn’t mean they weren’t horrible to somebody else. A good person to you might have hurt another person in the worst Way. They may have changed or they’re just pretending. These things happen
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Wishing her the best in marriage
More regret to you too (make e no be like say I no wish you anything) 💓💓💓
Seeing my Ex’s wedding pictures today breaks my heart😢and am literally on my lowest today reminiscing how I messed up. I let her slip away. She was amazing, cared and stood by me😒 typically a virtuous woman but I never realized what I had. I messed up 🤦♂️
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You f00ls must think to abort women just say “I am chosen” 3 times and the baby disappears. Cos wdym girls get pregnant to glow and then abort?
A bunch of f00ls
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God I can never ever be interested in an actor
See that kiss
I will purge for 10 days straight as a wife 😭😭🧎🏽♀️
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The funny thing is this outfit is appropriate. You people are just F00lish and weird cos she’s not skinny. This is a child and some of your comments are very disgusting I pity your own kids Tueh
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You will never ever catch me defending my male friend (I even only have 4) in public if he’s accused of anything
Sorry idc until we can explicitly prove it I’ll be quiet 🙂🤚🏽
Female friends yeah sure mostly
Man??? I’m not even defending men that we shared the same womb 😂🤚🏽
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😭men have been using this picture to call me ugly all day half of the “breadwinners” are visually impaired ooo
No wonder they’re not winning any bread
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This is my contribution to society
I don’t like it when my partner is chummy with their ex
So I’m not that chummy ex
Like I will definitely be cordial but I’ll never linger strongly in your life o
Bye bye former baby mi 🤍🤍
O digba ooo
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Anyway, congratulations to those of us trusting God for 1m that we didn’t work for o.😔🤚🏽
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“Well said 100% . Baddies are amusement tools just to clear the mind nothing else”
Lmaooooo weyrey yii o le ever ri amusement baddie laiye eh o😭🤣🤣🤣
The audacity of a man that looks like a constipated frog
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My own is your husband cheated on you with a coworker and they fired him for doing that 😭😭😭🤚🏽🙊
And you my queen
You bought him car after he lost his job because of the same infidelity
Wow very progressive, very crazy, much Godforbid
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Rent paid
Happy birthday in advance to me o
🥹
Adulthood<<<<<<<<<<
Roof over my head>>>>>>>>>
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I’m sorry lmao it will never ever make sense to me that introductions have become something so ridiculously extravagant lmao
Whyyyyy😭😭
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Men are very somehow. This girl is literally wearing a high school uniform and you’re boldly sexualizing her on the internet. Like she’s not even dancing sexily. Very telling and very disgusting
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This is too funny because if this one no come complain of her husbands hunger she for no get relevance
This is too funny lmao
Mumu
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I overthink even the most basic things
If I sense a change in tone or pattern of text it bothers me until I can address it
I’m crippled with worry when my people don’t reach out to me on time
It’s hard to trust my decisions because there’s always the voice in my head going “what if you’re wrong” “what if they don’t like it” I tend to second guess myself. Finally I like to isolate because the only time I have a semblance of peace is when I’m in my own space and don’t have to stress on what to do/decisions to make
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I actually used all the stolen transport fare to start my business
Pls read my book
“From bus stop to boutique: Transport yourself to greatness”
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Cos some people feel like there are shards of glass stuck in their eyes after the surgery and there’s no cure
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Tomorrow now if I come and tweet that my husband didn’t give me weekly allowance but my senior work colleague gives me two bundles of 1000 naira notes every week so I told my husband and he sat up and started giving me a weekly allowance. I know what you people will call me o
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For me it’s personal. My dad worked at flour mills. Started eating semo when I was like 2. Learnt how to turn that sh!t at 10 and they like it so much in my house they eat it 4 days a week. It became a problem. Semo is my villain origin story 🙏🏾👍🏽
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All that man’s story about forgetting his wife’s birthday has taught me is that I should keep being crazy
I change it for you every-time you don’t do what I like. Because if his wife had made noise the first time it won’t happen twice
So I’ll keep being the crazy girl I am 👍🏽
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Absence does not make my own heart grow fonder o. I will forget about your existence dkm
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I live by this rule
There are certain things you’ll never do to me if you rate me
My brain can not and will not process that somebody who cares about me will choose to do certain things to me
That’s how I operate pls sorry
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I hate having to ask for things omds it’s so razz
Just read my mind and know what I want please 😭😭🧎🏽♀️
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This is such a male centered rant lol
Also I think Lagos girls can be cold yeah
But they’re polite
Say hi most will say hi back
They’ll just not kiss your ass and play with you too much when they don’t know you Fr
I'm not here to steal your man, some of you don't know how to act when you see high profile babes - Madam joyce issues strong warning to lagos babes.
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Any chance I get to see my friends I take it because they give me joy like mad 😭😭🧎🏽♀️
I will be there
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God they sent me flowers at home and my mum goes “ na this your Yansh they’re dying for like this o and your open teeth. Tell them you got it from me o” 😭😭😭😭
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You are the definition of pathetic
I pour you spit!
Lmaooo
You’re a beggar and you’re not even begging for food you’re begging for the attention of useless men 🤣🤣🤣🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾
Shame on you
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Me trying to guage where the server I asked for amala is while people beside me speak in tongues…..
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Yep I’m a regular YK mule ever since I moved into my apartment 😭😭
Happy? Dj
Sad? Dj
Excited? Dj
Exhausted? Dj
Angry? Dj
Hungry while waiting for water to boil? Dj
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To be honest in all my life and experiences the only people I have seen consistently stand up for women are other women
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I think a strong way to measure how much someone likes you is how frequently y’all speak/ how much they’re ready to listen and talk to you
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I’m sorry
I firmly believe in pre marital sex 🤷🏽♀️
I don’t believe anybody should marry somebody they’ve not fucked
Wtf?!
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Those women were your exes. They didn’t owe you anything. But your friend envied you so much that he went and slept with not one but three of your exes and you’re saying “I won’t ever brag on no woman” lmao you better run from that friend before e kolobi your mama. Olodo😂😂😂😂
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2 years house rent. Generator. An iPad. Two industrial sewing machines. 1million naira. I’ll collect flowers too.
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I’m not going to lie (I’m also not blaming anybody even if it hurts and it’s maddening sometimes) but this year taught me that most people will never show up for you the way you show up for them. So it’s either you do whatever you’re doing without wanting anything in return, or you drop the people that don’t do as much for you real quick lol
For me it’s a mix of both
Yeah you don’t owe me a lot lol but I can’t do certain things for you and watch while you don’t even do up to half in return
Bye bye pls
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Men enter dms with send your account number. Men will take you shopping on the first date. I got my first iPhone after 2 days of knowing my ex at that time who lived in Dubai. Pls 😂 let’s not speak. Men do a lot for women Abeg.
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Is her thank you not enough lol?
Did asherkine complain to you?
Is it until she embarrasses and dehumanizes herself her appreciation will move you?
You people want poor people to perform for you and it’s horrid
Shut up
You make 25k per month, your house rent for a year is 200k and someone gave you 1million you just acted like it’s nothing? Lmao 😂 do you know what it takes to make 1million in this economy?
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Burna is rude. Uncouth and plain silly. He doesn’t care for his Nigerian fans lmao and you people don’t care. Being a horrible person is enough to cancel that man please. Idc for the talent. Only him will beat up people, will shoot at people and still disrespect his fans
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Feel small instead. Spoke to her like she’s worth nothing. That’s why a lot of girls go outside and seek community because at home there is no love or respect. Just constant hurting. If not speaking to my child like this will make me a bad parent. A bad parent I will be ✋🏽😌🫡
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Me that once a man jokingly calls me big madam like 3/4 times I will start seeing him as a gold digger lmaooo
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I will not
The same way your father didn’t make use of a condom to save us from the abomination that you are
Olori kodoro
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Laycon?
That boy literally won because losers and pick mes decided he deserved it because of his loser antics
Go and sleep Lmao
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I feel like I’m running mad
There is literally proof of that boy admitting to harassing her
There is proof
He wrote a letter
He sent texts and men are still defending him
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One thing about me? If I like your work I’m mentioning your name if somebody needs the services you offer
Idc if you know me or not
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Man I wish chioma would just swallow that her big ass ring and carry her birkins and just go somewhere to heal. That man is not good for her at alllllll
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I’m happy for her
You expect her (someone you’ve talked to “seriously” for 2 days) to stop hanging out with her family friend for you?
As if that’s not enough you came to tell the whole Twitter how low your self esteem is?
She won
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Pls this man claimed to have stopped all these things in 2018
And he became a pastor around 2020 or so
I’m sorry that’s not enough time for his kind of degeneracy to be washed away by the blood of the lamb
He needed at least 15 years before he even considered pastorship 😭
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Need my close friends to begin to get married pls so I can be inside inside the planning process 😫🫵🏾 I want to be walking up and down in my asoebi shouting at the workers 🥹🥹 pls guys
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