The only “bi” I’m not is lingual. 😜🤣

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My mom is an adult. She can do whatever she wants.
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Replying to @SomaKazima
He’s just going to collect impeachments like infinity stones but it means absolutely nothing.
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Replying to @notcapnamerica
They can never just leave us alone 🫠
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Replying to @JayJurden
I can name about 6 women I know with that same logic 🤣
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Replying to @KevOnStage

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Replying to @mattxiv
Not sure what he was trying to prove? I think maybe he just wanted an “excuse” to present feminine. Like bro… you CAN just do that if that’s what would make you happy.
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Replying to @talleyberrybaby
They get so offended. Aren’t relationships supposed to have trust?! I do not trust you AUTOMATICALLY.
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Replying to @SomaKazima
Idk but I wanna smack it

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Replying to @CurttiMagurtti
Remember the gun one? 🤣
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Replying to @veg_daddy
Why do we always have to do this kind of shit ?! (Yes of course… like it’s obvious lol)
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Replying to @notcapnamerica
My parents got divorced in 2018 and she’s lost weight, she got all of her medical issues figured out, she’s happy and free for the first time since 1987. 😩 My dad got fat and his children don’t speak to him hahaha
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Replying to @LLcoooltweet
I’ll be doing it with a Juicy Lucy in Lake Minnetonka.
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Replying to @MediumSizeMeech
I try not to judge someone with Lupus. The brain fog and memory issues can be a real bitch.
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Replying to @SomaKazima
There’s a new white boy im supposed to know every other day. I gave up years ago.
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Replying to @Anania00
Her other bible. Duhhhh
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Replying to @theashleyray
👍🏽
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Replying to @Cindtrillella
He’s 75% on those lyrics when usually he’s at 30% so that says a lot! This man loves him some Kendrick and I’m here for it. 😩
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Replying to @scrufacejean
I listened to the whole thing twice while I was in my car at the laundromat today 😩
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Replying to @zaydante
This is so accurate 🤣 * turns on real version immediately after watching this*
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Replying to @mynamesmb
I out loud said “weeeeell I mean” lol
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Replying to @_Starsabreep
Hahaha I had someone pull a gun on me once to rob me and apparently telling them do “put me out of my misery because I’ve been waiting to die anyway” was the move because they walked off. I was both disappointed and relieved. 🤣
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Replying to @shaTIRED
Take one to the cranium once in a while. Damn 😩🤣
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Replying to @JayJurden

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Unfortunately it’s standard procedure 😑😬 as a biracial woman I get hit on by racist white people A LOT.
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Replying to @theashleyray
Eh I’m not really into men that much older than me. 10 years sure I guess but much more than that I’m not interested. I’ve dabbled. Not my thing.
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I haven’t had sex in 4 years and when I tell men this they think it’s a challenge when I’m telling them this as a warning to give up 🤣
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Replying to @talleyberrybaby
Woulda worked on me 🤣 I have $0 to my name lol
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Replying to @notcapnamerica
I don’t know these people… but this feels off to me. Im fully able bodied and haven’t lived with my mom for 14 years and I know for a FACT she’d sacrifice herself to save me or we’d both go.
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Replying to @keeeshahere
Probably the sexiest thing I’ve ever heard a man say.
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Never in my life will I allow myself to be on the bad side of @CurtissKing , @TheCompanyMan , @scrufacejean or Deleted. 🤣💀 But, I have fun watching when it happens to other people. I love y’all and your videos so much. 🖤
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Replying to @IAmShannonAli
Idk what flavor Gatorade Gorillas like so I’ll bring a few options for if they get thirsty 🤣
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Replying to @notcapnamerica
My overweight, no kid having, mediocre ass wouldn’t give him the time of day lol he stinks
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This! I love kids. They’re fun and so sweet… HOWEVER… I got my tubes tied because I don’t wanna be a mom. I’ll stay auntie. lol
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Replying to @gmalone
View from my seat lol
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Replying to @KevOnStage
They got rid of the cracker and the barrel 🙃
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Finding out @rayvaughn sings made my kitty purr a little 🤭
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Replying to @SomaKazima
Her music isn’t for me but she seems like someone I’d get along with lol very much so
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Replying to @SomaKazima
Some people will do everything but leave…
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Replying to @mattxiv
This dude can get people to send him 30k for being a a n*zi and I can’t find help to afford my meds that are $110 🙃🤣 this country is a hot mess lol I am gonna sign this tho because that platform is PROBLEMATIC
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Replying to @zaydante
What I thought of that the whole time thinking it was on purpose 💀💀💀
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Replying to @robhaze
He better be a doctor with him being in school 9 years lolol
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This video was fantastic. Go check it out. I’m just glad that I’ve never been a Drake fan. I feel vindicated in my 14 years of hating. 🤣 he makes us mixed folks look bad.
Drake Files Defamation Lawsuit Against UMG over "Not Like Us" piped.video/5td9xSiof_U?si=Zz8A… via @YouTube
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Replying to @talleyberrybaby
My dad and I got into it once when I was 13 and he took everything from my room other the furniture and threw it out in the front yard and then we got in a huge fist fight and we were never the same after. My parents finally got divorced in 2018 and we havent talked since. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Replying to @PRINCE_ANGELUS_
Maybe I should drop a diss track for attention too 🤔🤣
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Replying to @Jessahn_Amaru
Me taking away his privileges:

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Replying to @shaTIRED
Good. Protect your peace.
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Literally moved me to tears and I’m not even exaggerating
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I’m too old and fat to land a rich sugar daddy but a girl can dream lol
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Selfish would be me having kids and not taking care of them. But, your opinion is your opinion.
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Replying to @talleyberrybaby
Still quote this at least once a day haha
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🤣🤣🤣 that’s the move. It’s not even that I’m looking for a relationship I’m just on lexapro. My pussy is retired. Jersey is in the rafters. Had a HOF career tho.
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Replying to @_babysaid_
I’m thinking 10-15
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Replying to @scrufacejean
The wash is 38 mins and the dry is 50 and I was aggressively ripping my vape 🤣💀
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Replying to @notcapnamerica
I’m so glad my mom , sister and I agree politically. It’s lovely. 🤣 Dad is a Trumper but none of us talk to him. Has nothing to do with that specifically, but it doesn’t help his case. LOL
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Replying to @simplydani__
I never thought I’d say this… but I’m officially no longer attracted to him. He’s given me the “ick” before (his woman) but this was the last straw. 😩
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Replying to @TyJhayMB
…. It was a joke. 🤣
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Replying to @talleyberrybaby
I don’t know why these people share this information like anyone asked. It always feels like rage bait.
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Replying to @MediumSizeMeech
32* Lol I was obsessed with ask those vh1 dating shows
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Replying to @zaydante
I appreciate your self awareness hahaha
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Replying to @theashleyray
I’m 32 and 49 is too old for me 😬 BUT to each their own as long as everyone is safe.
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Replying to @SomaKazima
The way God intended.
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Replying to @Meairaalecia
I downloaded a thermometer at one point 🤣
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Replying to @VinceMancini
Everytime we have to come into the office (once a month) I get less done and it’s by a lot.
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Replying to @talleyberrybaby
My saggy tiddies would’ve been untying people’s shoes 😩🤣
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Replying to @BORlSJOHN_
She’s been one of my favorite personalities this whole time 😩 I’m gonna miss herrrr
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Replying to @charles270
I got my entire sense of humor from watching the Rush Hour movies, Wayne’s World movies, Ace Ventura movies and the first Friday as a young kid on repeat 🤣🤣🤣
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“Ew Yuck Gross ft. Ew Yuck Gross.” - @TheCompanyMan This took me out 🤣 if you’re a hip hop fan go check out The Company Man on YouTube.
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Replying to @SomaKazima
I could never do this shit. I’d start swinging.
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Replying to @OJ_PurpleStuff
Rack City, Paranoid, Show me, Or Nah, Tv Off… bonus points. Not like us and Pure Water lolol
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Replying to @notcapnamerica
Please tell me it’s Dave? 😩
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Replying to @TeckTreyz
I baby talk my cats and talk to children like they’re grown hahaha
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Replying to @TheLocDon
If you wanna act a fool in a mall go to the laser tag place or the escape room or something 🤣🙃
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Replying to @lilsamsquanch66
Which is weird lol being gay or doing gay adult content is nothing to have to apologize for. People are…. Interesting.
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Replying to @notcapnamerica
This is so true. None of us enjoy steak, fries, beer OR Family Guy. Not a single one of us. Nope. Not at all…. I didn’t do this exact thing last Saturday (regular fries though). I would NEVER.
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Replying to @backlightorg
I laughed way harder and way longer than I should’ve at this 🤣💀
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Replying to @KevOnStage
He’s incredible. I could listen to him talk about literally anything 🤣
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Replying to @notcapnamerica
I kinda hope so only to make me feel better about not liking her all these years 🤣🤣🤣
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Replying to @WembyCentral
They passed him pretty quickly 🤣
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Replying to @SomaKazima
I wish my flop was this successful 😩
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Replying to @turntineforwhat
Congratulations from a stranger! Went through this in January. Shits scary! Glad you’re clear!
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Replying to @AzChike
If you’re accidentally going to be in Minneapolis for no particular reason tomorrow blink twice!
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Replying to @donnyism
Don’t disrespect that nice Irish man like that! Lol 🤣🤣
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Replying to @notcapnamerica
I just wanna talk to her…
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Replying to @RonKillings
Broke, fat and depressed. The usual lol
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This is porn to me idc 😩😩😩😩 keep it coming K Dot!
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Replying to @Goddess__Vickyy
That’d be literally everyone. Not a single interaction I’ve had has been legit
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Replying to @filupmolina
I’m assuming jerking off reverse grip.
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Replying to @talleyberrybaby
But but but it’s aaaaaaart lol idgaf. It’s indecent exposure. If it was just her breasts , not great but better… nobody should be in a public setting with their coochie or dick out unless it’s a nude beach.
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Replying to @stacycay
Absolutely not, but I’d hang after. 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣
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Replying to @DLUXTHACHAMP
He’s trying to ruin everything I love. wrestling and rap. 😩
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Replying to @notcapnamerica
If he was 10 years older I’d be interested 😩 ya see that Mr Sharp?! Age awareness!
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Replying to @SomaKazima
“Just be yourself” 🤣
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Replying to @talleyberrybaby
I have only known who she is because of stuff like this… it’s… something…
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I’m bi racial but not white passing and I even understand that I have privilege. I don’t get the weird mindset that white passing bi racial people have. Literally nobody knows they’re black outside of their circle unless they tell them. “Just like you” where?!
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Replying to @AzChike
Awww 😍
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