labubu phonk enthusiast pfp by @labubuwigglytoe
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So recently I found out my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me about it and instead of getting angry, I just fell on the floor and started cackling. She kept telling me that she "was not joking" and she told me to be serious, but I really couldn't take her seriously.
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She screamed in horror upon realizing I spent all of it on Genshin Impact and various other gacha games. Then following that I responded with "I knew, you cheated, all along, all along, all along" (I didn't, but at that point i could really say anything,
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I laughed straight for 15 minutes, my stomach hurt, and I was really out of breath. After I finished, she looked me in the eye and said "babe I'm being serious, I cheated on you, and I'm so sorry". Instead, this enticed me to laugh even more.
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The tears on my cheek should have been from sadness, but were actually from laughter. Then, once I calmed down I looked at her with a straight face and said "sorry, I was just tickled pink by your remarks, but I know you are being serious".
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She kept saying she was sorry afterward, but then I grinned from ear to ear, and told her to check her bank account (we share a bank account). When she opened it, I chuckled and said, "notice anything..... different?".
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and she would have believed it). She told me we would be breaking up, and she told me not to call her, and in response I went into another fit of laughter. Just before she left the house in her car with her stuff, I yelped out, "babe! Wait! There is something I need to tell you!"
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if i ever get married one day, reply to this tweet and ill pick someone to invite in like 10 years
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She said "what" in an annoying tone (stupid bitch) and another --what some would say, mischievous-- grin appeared on my face, and I followed it up with "check the hood, I spent some money making some really neat mods to the car, for our anniversary gift".
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She squealed in happiness, and said, "what is it?" excitedly. To her dismay, and shock, when she opened the hood, all she saw was 2 cubic meters of Vinyl Coated, Grade A, 7/16", pink fiberglass that I bulk ordered from Home Depot.
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I spend the next 30 minutes on the driveway, keeled over laughing as she called her new boyfriend to pick her up. You really should have seen her face.
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saw this on the r/youtube subreddit. LITERAL censored cp is being posted on youtube. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING HUMANS are bypassing the platform.
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guys the kirk jokes are funny and all that but AS SOON AS YOU REFERENCE THAT JAPANESE HIGHSCHOOLER, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. DO NOT JOKE ABOUT THAT SHIT. YOU ARE A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING.
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can i ratio this random nft guy for no real reason
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Cya later Blue Checkmark. Again.
I’ve felt lost without having this as my pfp.
I’m back!
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making a vid on unhinged gimmick accounts. reply with your favorites for... research purposes
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this is DARK HUMOR 😡😡 you NORMIES don't understand OUR HUMOR 🥱🥱 this is PEAK HUMOR obviously😂😂 y'all just don't get it 🤩 please DOWNVOTE the NORMIES right now 😍😍 please LAUGH RIGHT NOW🤣🤣🤣 it's OUR HUMOR, fellow soyjacks 😎
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i love people reacting to my yt thumbnails vid, because we now have youtubers' faces next this legendary video
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