a soccer-loving, tree-hugging Democrat living in a land of football, pick ups and conservatives.

Texas!
Apropos of nothing, but I saw this and thought it was funny. Happy 5th of July.
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Hey, H-Town relax. You’ve still got a team in orange that’s in the playoffs. Support your Houston Dynamo this Sunday! 🤘🧡🍊🏆
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I’m going to start a push to raise the attendance at all pro soccer games in the H. Dynamo, Dash and Dynamo2 should all be packed this summer. HH was right, Mexico has huge crowds at NRG, where are the crowds at ShellEnergy and SaberCat?
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City Hall and it’s orange Dynamo lights again. Let’s go Dynamo.
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Meanwhile, in Houston, Space City.
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Me and this famous guy. Bienvenido, @HHerreramex 🍊🇲🇽
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I don’t get to, because I don’t live in this specially picked VIP area.
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This was awesome. Never seen Diesel get in on a goal celebration. 🦊🧡
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Look, my flags made it on AppleTV! A flag for every player. Most people, and the players too, assume the stadium puts them up, but it’s me that has to lug them in and out (usually by bike) and hang them and take them down. 😂🍊🧡
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Thanks @HoustonDynamo for the great souvenir jersey! 🤘💜🧡
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Make me proud, Dynamo! Maybe my last regular season game for a long time, if things work out for me.
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I have proof! 🧡
Congratulations @HoustonDynamo on a well deserved victory this evening. Tonight, we light City Hall orange because you held it down for our city. #HoldItDown #ContraTodos #SomosFearless
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This is how you make fans for life. These kids will tell their friends for years that they scored a goal against Bassi and were able to dribble past him. Bassi was there forever, the kids love him. Great job, @Amine_Bassi! 🧡🤘🇲🇦
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Wow. Goal or no goal? You make the call. They decided no goal. After 8 minutes of VAR. Chivas v Toluca
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Found the article by @danielle_lerner here by my seat waiting for my flight to LA and the game. Good to see Artur staring out at me at Hobby. 🧡🤘
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All these super-nice Dynamo fans came up to take their picture with me after the game. They said they know me from twitter and all follow me there. Very cool people. Although they should be getting selfies with Dynamo players, not this boring old nobody. 😂😂
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City Hall is lit up orange… for the Astros. Hopefully all the “Go Astros” excitement around town will carry over to the Dynamo for our playoff run too. 🧡
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We sat across the stadium from Dynamo supporters but we could always hear them over the IMFC supporters. And above us were Dynamo family and players, they were chanting a lot too. We could hear the Dynamo supporters chanting “we can’t hear you” after the second goal. 🤘🧡
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How can anybody not love @boniek1426, he couldn’t be happier if he’d scored the goal himself. El Presidente is everything that is good about @HoustonDynamo 🍊🧡
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Hey @HoustonDynamo, I’m not one to beg and plead, but as a fan that went to the USOC games in Tampa and Chicago, as well as having driven to last year’s USOC in KC, and having driven to Miami for the game last year when they were a nobody…could you get me 1 ticket, PLEASE? 🧡
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BTW, shout out to @HoustonDynamo for the awesome car flags last night. They looked great at the game, really cool on tv, and they will be nice on cars around town for the playoffs. The best part, they had no ads on them!! 🧡🤘
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One more thing, thanks @HoustonDynamo for the great pregame tailgate (in the orange lot!) with hamburgers, hotdogs and meatball sandwiches, beans, potato salad and desserts. Very much appreciated, guys. Had a big crowd (and the rain stayed away!) 🧡
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Dynamo fans in line to meet Griffin Dorsey at the Adidas Store, way early. 🤘
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“The crowd from Houston, you have to give them their props, they’ve been good tonight…they showed up and they showed out.” 🧡🧡🧡🧡👏👏👏🏆
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If you are worried about the Dynamo in the USOC Wednesday, don’t be. I’ve been to every Dynamo USOC game this year, home and away and we won them all. I’ll be there Wednesday. Also, I went to our game @ Miami last year, we won that one too. We have this. 🤘🧡✈️
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Season tickets are here!!! 🍊
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Dynamo2 surprised me by singing happy birthday to me after their game. Absolutely the greatest guys in H-town sports. Love every single one of them! Thank you, guys! 🍊🧡🥲🤘
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I am so proud of this team, and also proud of the fans that turned up tonight. I think it was a better crowd than the final was last time. The only disappointing part was the referees that were bizarre to say the least. Can’t wait for Miami! 🤘🧡
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A final goodbye from Diesel. I wasn’t expecting to be hanging around this long, but good to see him one more time. Don’t forget to go to the team store today! 🤘 @HoustonDynamo
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Not many Dynamo fans here tonight.
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Somebody needs to print up this slogan on a scarf, shirt or sign or something to give to Dynamo fans going to Miami. Maybe sell them and use the profits to buy the kid a flight and game ticket. 🤘🧡
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Feeling the Dynamo playoff energy in Houston this morning. 🤘🧡🏆
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Seems everyone going to Tampa is wearing Astros jerseys but me. Guess that’s all they could find to wear to the Dynamo game. 🤷🏻‍♂️#HoldItDown
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On this day in 2011 a group of us were invited by the Dynamo to be props to hold up a big BBVA Compass Bank banner to inaugurate the name of the Dynamo stadium. Celebrities and press were across the stadium watching us unveil the name. But we got a look at our new home. 🧡
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Ok, you did good, @HoustonDynamo !! Seriously sad that I’m leaving soon, but I know you’re in great hands. 🤘🧡🧡🤘
Make me proud, Dynamo! Maybe my last regular season game for a long time, if things work out for me.
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If you go to Google.com and search Houston Dynamo, you’ll get black and orange fireworks. Celebrate!!! 🎉
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I hate that my Texas tax money that should be used to improve the lives of my fellow Texans is instead spent by Abbott to hurt and injure immigrants. Does he go to bed at night dreaming up more ways to be cruel?
Even with border crossing down 70%, @GovAbbott's behavior is becoming more extreme and cruel. For him, this isn't about border security — it’s about using taxpayer money to feed red meat to right-wing extremists. @CNN @Acosta
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“Miami doesn’t have an Amine Bassi. Gotta have an Amine Bassi.” 🧡🏹
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The “experts” weigh in. 8 votes for LAFC, 1 for the Dynamo. Do we care? How many of them picked us to make the playoffs? To win USOC? Be in the Western Conference Finals? Did we care? No, because #SomosFearless 🤘 mlssoccer.com/news/lafc-or-h…
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I’m wearing my black Dynamo alternate jersey from last year at the Kamala rally. Two ladies stopped me and patted my chest and said they love MD Anderson and “making cancer history.” That’s the second time it’s happened. Good choice of sponsor, @HoustonDynamo 🧡
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Coco dice “QUEREMOS LA COPA!!” 🧡🤘🏆
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The sky turned Dynamo Orange to celebrate Bassi’s goal! 🤘🧡
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I promised I wasn’t going to get all sad and upset when we released players this year, but the first one I see already makes me sad. He was having such a great season this year until he got hurt and even after that, he brought joy onto the pitch after the games. 😢🤘
Thank you for holding it down on the backline, @hadebe_teenage. Keep on dancing 🧡 #HoldItDown
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Abbott’s takeover of HISD… no school libraries, no free laptops or wifi. But that’s ok, just get a voucher to go to a fancy Christian private school.
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I made it. #HoldItDown And no, I’m not actually at the game 5 1/2 hours early, at least technically. My hotel is next to the stadium. 🍊
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I watched the game last night and saw a lot of cool things I missed, like this. @brianching on the field celebrating the win with the players. I know it still means a lot to him, makes me happy. 🤘🧡
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With all the excitement from @HoustonDynamo today, everybody needs to go to the stadium tomorrow night to support the team and try to get us above Portland. It’s a very important game in my opinion, we need to keep improving on the field and in the standings. 🍊🧡
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The Dynamo are back on the Channel 2 forecast.
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Guess it’s time to take this down now. 😢 But it’s been there for all the playoffs, and proud to display it this year! 🧡🧡🧡 can’t wait to hang it again in 2024! #SomosFearless 🤘
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The Dynamo Meet the Team event last night was the best they’ve done I think, partly because of the organization and location, and partly because this team is just fun and likable. This is the only picture I took, so I’ll post it.
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Corey Baird: “The vibes are immaculate.” 😂🧡🤘
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Hey @HoustonDynamo this is a great way to encourage fans to get to games early, and to reward them for their enthusiasm. 🤘🧡
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Another thing that Pat said at his chalk talk a few weeks ago that their goal is to make us proud, and want to wear Dynamo shirts around town. I was thinking about that down 3–2 last night, planning my H-E-B trip for this morning. But, here’s how I went… 🤘
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People want to sell him today. I understand his value, but…the Dynamo have never gotten this kind of exposure before, let’s enjoy it for a while. Get some eyes on us. And… we have sucked since he’s been gone. Money won’t buy us goals or get us to the playoffs. 🇩🇴🤘🍊
Putting the region on notice. 🌎 A well-deserved honor for @HoustonDynamo’s @Acarrasquilla18.
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Hanging out in the rain delay with my BFF @hadebe_teenage
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The Astros flag came down Monday night. Now it’s all about @HoustonDynamo 💯% Drive by and throw up the 🤘, Dynamo fans! 🧡
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While I’m waiting at the dentist let me start a few observations from LAFC stadium...
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Where are all the Dynamo fans headed to Cincinnati? Didn’t see a single one in here. I had to #holditdown by myself. 🍊
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The Fox from my end. Great work, @TheSurgeSG! 🧡🤘🦊
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I told yall he would probably stay. Yeah, he dreams of playing with a big European team, but his brother told me he’s really happy here and his boys love being in Houston and love their school. Glad he’s staying. Saturday I told him to stay here. You’re welcome, H-Town. 🧡🤘
It was a priority to resign Coco, Artur and Dorsey this offseason. Very happy for Coco to extend his contract. Key contributor to our success last year with a bright future ahead of him. Big thanks to his agent Edgardo Carles Cal for the collaboration on this deal.
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Go to the game. Don’t stay home and watch. The team needs you in a seat! Support your Dynamo.
Around 4,250 tickets available on the SeatGeek marketplace for the @HoustonDynamo’s playoff match vs. Real Salt Lake. Where do you think the attendance number ends up? #HoldItDown
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Ok, it’s happening… the MLS stories about Dynamo vs LAFC are about LAFC suffering the trauma of the León defeat (even tho they praised them going 0-0 v Atlanta) and the Houston heat. Nothing about Dynamo playing well. Not 1 word of praise. 🤷🏻‍♂️🍊 #HoldItDown
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From Franco Escobar 🧡🤘
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I would be happy with crowds this size until the summer. Not bad. I think people listened to me. 🤘🧡
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So much fun! Winning is the best feeling!
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Hey, @HEB you are my favorite grocery, my only grocery, but you have to keep earning my love. PLEASE, start taking ApplePay (been asking for years, and you take it in Mexico!), and yall need cold sodas in aluminum cans at checkouts. Plastic is toxic to our environment.
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Well, that was fun, @HoustonDynamo, let’s do it again soon. Only a little less tension next time, please. 🤘🧡
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And here. 🤘🧡
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I’m getting tired of worrying about our attendance every game, but 40 minutes after the gates opened, this is sad. Get over here! Yall know where ShellEnergyStadium is, right? 🤘🧡
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The idea of putting a gun in everyone’s hand with no license or training because arming everyone makes us safer is backfiring on Texas. Why do people feel it’s their job to shoot suspicious people? This happened in Martindale. The dead man was an unarmed Uber driver.
A 60 year old white man shot and killed Adil Dghoughi, a 31 year old Moroccan Muslim man in Texas while he was just sitting in his car. Naturally, because the shooter was a white man, he wasn’t arrested or charged! SAY HIS NAME JUSTICE FOR ADIL DGHOUGHI Retweet
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Thank you, @Amine_Bassi for helping get my jersey signed by everyone on the Dynamo. A really great guy on a team of all great guys. It was my shirt that a friend borrowed as a birthday surprise. I really really appreciate it. 🧡🤘🏹
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Of all the guys on the field (not named Ben Olsen) after the game, Nelson was by far the happiest. He was in his own world, dancing by himself in his Colombia flag everywhere. Such a joy to watch! And remember, people wanted us to let him go! 🏆 🇨🇴🧡🤘
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Argentina at Discovery Green
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Happy birthday to my hero @boniek1426. A true Dynamo legend, a man that loves Houston as much as the Dynamo, and has raised a beautiful family here (including 2 future Dynamo players! 🤣). Siempre serás nuestro Presidente, Boni! 🧡🤘🍊🇭🇳
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Always great to talk with ⁦@hadebe_teenage⁩. Last night we talked about the game, how well the season is going, and made plans for our shared birthday. Since I’m a bit older my birthday is a couple of days before his. 🤣🍊
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As a Dynamo fan, how much more fun is it to watch the team this season, working the ball up the field as a group, then 3, 4 or 5 players making tiki-taka passes leading up to a goal, instead of the old days, defending for our lives then passing to Fafa or Elis hoping for a goal.
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To every @HoustonDynamo player and employee, we know you don’t get paid nearly enough but I’m proud to support a team that plays their heart out on the field and can go toe to toe against one of the richest teams in North America. Thanks for a fun CCL. See you Saturday! 🧡
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We were talking at the last game, we really wish Dynamo would sign HEB as a sponsor. They are TEXAS but also they have the power to make the players local celebrities, like the HEB ads. Imagine Bassi, HH, Nelson and Teenage doing ads. They’d be perfect.
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Heading here for the win! 🤘
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Wanna talk about good omens, @HoustonDynamo fans? I ordered a USOC champion scarf when I got back from Miami. It was going to take like a month to get it here. Then this morning I got an email that it was out for delivery, from 1-4. I had until 2:45 before I had to leave. @ 2:40:
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I was afraid they’d be standing out in the cold rain all lonely, but when I got there at 8:15 there was a line and they were out of everything but signs, rally towels and coffee. Good turnout. 😁🧡
Gooooood morning Dynamo fans! Start your morning with us at HDFC HQ 🤘 #SomosFearless
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Guess which apartment is mine. 🤘🧡
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Every time I see this from the Dutch I dream that’s Dynamo fans 🧡
𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗚 = 𝗢𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗝𝗘! 😍🧡🇳🇱 #NothingLikeOranje #CreateHistory #POLNED
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I got to meet @eriksviat Erik Svistchenko at the game Saturday. Ironically there was a Danish guy sitting next to me who had told me how good he is. Erik’s a nice guy and said how much he liked the stadium, the atmosphere, the team and Houston. Can’t wait to see him play. 🇩🇰
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A little complaining seems to have an effect. Yesterday I was pissed that the Channel 2 10-day forecast had the Rockets logo on Sunday. I tweeted that we are in playoffs AND we play outdoors. Today, check it out! 🧡🤘
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Guys, quit harassing the Dynamo! I’m in!!! Let’s go, Dynamo! 🍊🌵
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Heading to San José. 🍊🧡#HoldItDown
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See, @HoustonDynamo this is how you salute your away fans. Win or lose, they travel and make sacrifices to support you. You shouldn’t just walk off the field without acknowledging their effort. 🍊
First ever match. First ever win. 💯 #AllforCITY fans going hard already.
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Just to clear the air, my Dynamo rep called and apologized for Saturday and said they were trying to fix everything. They’re doubling our money for next game. I appreciate his call. I just told him nobody was surprised that it happened. 🤘🧡
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Not complaining, just pointing out the contrast…the Astros, who I’ve bought tickets from once this year, sent me a happy birthday email yesterday. Don’t know how they knew. The Dynamo, who I’ve spent way more time and money with than my own family over the years, said nothing.
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That was fun. The Dynamo are back to their best tiki-taka game. A few more goals would’ve helped ease the tension, but it wasn’t for a lack of good chances. And they cleaned up a lot of the errors from the other games. Great to have Bassi and Franco back!
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Last night’s game was so exciting, we played so well, so much better than Seattle and deserved the win. I want to watch it to relive the excitement but I just can’t, it’s too sad. Maybe some day…. Still very proud of our Dynamo. They deserve much more. 🧡🤘
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Hey, @HoustonDynamo give some love (and a big bonus) to your outstanding ticket rep Colton Marek! He has helped me several times when my rep was unavailable. Now whenever I have friends that can’t get a hold of theirs I give them his email and he helps them out instantly.
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It’s good to be back in the city that’s the home to the 2023 US Open Cup Champions. 🏆 #GanamosLaCopa 🏆 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
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While this is fresh on my mind, I want to vent. I have had people in the FO complain to me before that I am too negative about the Dynamo, but I always think I’m generally the most positive person on Dynamo Twitter. But last night everyone in the SportsDeck was pissed..
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Why does my iPhone think I work at ShellEnergy Stadium? Guess I’ve spent too much time there. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣🤘
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