🏎️ animal science major, 44 16 fan as job 🔞 I am Dr. Robby’s bitch stupid wife

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you tell someone a library is free and they don’t have to buy books and they start saying how the only library near them is 5 states away and you have to solve a riddle to enter the place
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everytime i talk about my birds age 😭
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"you" -thrust- "are" -thrust- "𝘮𝘺" -thrust- oomf.
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anyways here’s the prince! He’s an African grey parrot, they can live up to 60-80! and are known for being one of the smartest parrots, with the best speech !! (his favorite word is my name, and ‘shut up’) !! He’s just a baby!
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just puked /neg
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like yeah? obviously pirate but support your library when you can, you don’t need to buy from barnes and noble everytime TRUST
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twink kinda turning into a slur lowkey
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I NEED TO FUCK AN OLD MAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#1 OPTIMUS PRIME WITH 4,050 VOTES (51.4%)
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every time zendaya posts tom holland is somewhere kicking his feet in the air and giggling
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guys there’s also a library app
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i get why college students drop out to make furry porn now
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SWEET BARNACLES HAVE MERCY I DIDNT REALIZE LIBRARIES KILLED SOME OF YALLS GRANDMAS !! this was just a tweet to support your local library please have mercy!! did yall know they also have audio books
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Hello user. Infront of you is Optimus prime, you will have one hour- wait what are you doing- IS HE LACTATING?????

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Replying to @TheFoundEighth
HES JUST A BABY
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Replying to @vulnicuravampyr
no bc i forget he’s a grown man
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GAYEST ORPHAN AWARDS ARE CLOSED! WITH 7,884 VOTES
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Replying to @crws118
that’s when i open the airplane door.
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also his favorite food is bell peppers for all his fans wondering
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what the hell am i supposed to do…
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Replying to @lavendr_calico
me personally i take pictures of the cookbook pages and then leave🙂‍↕️
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okay finally post but!! Some libraries even have 3d printers you can use for free or super cheap (.50 per ounce of whatever your printing is how it works in my library), cooking supplies such as pans, board games, studios and things to record music or podcasts!
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euphoria leaks 🗣🗣
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Replying to @SO0u0o
THEY LIVE TO LIKE 80
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Replying to @gojosdaya
but did he piss me off?
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my library recently started doing this thing were kids can go to the library and listen to people read a children’s book, while the kids paint!!! there are so many things in a library!! And there are even dnd sessions! every one is different!! please go check it out!!
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dream saying he didn’t make a dollar off the dsmp
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Replying to @keyon
bring back these kind of movies
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guys did nobody see me say i was pro piracy this was me making fun of people that say reading is an expensive hobby PLEASE GOD HAVE MERCY I HAVE FRIENDS I HAVE A FAMILY I CANT GO LIKE THIS
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posting how reading is an expensive hobby but they can just look up pdfs of whatever they want
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before we start, i just want to say to all those who were on the poll:
dick grayson pics
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#2 Bruce wayne 1,460 votes (18.5%)
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parrot lovers follow me , i also have three dogs, two cats and two crested geckos…
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#10 Goku 38 votes (0.5%)
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LIKE GWEN?? ok whatever she’s blonde but MILES??
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Replying to @SO0u0o
i have more paragraphs to go do u want them
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Replying to @qrkhams
OH COME ON
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need marveltwt to take immediate action.
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you can only fuck one fictional character, who is it?
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Replying to @juleesssy
OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE I GOT ONE OF YALL I SEE YOU UNDER TWEETS ALL THE TIME IM A BIG FAN
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Replying to @JuliannaBo51042
whole time they are mad bc they wanna own book number #6990 of a dark romanace where the dude does millions of crimes to the freshly 18 MC
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Replying to @hnclementine
someone quoted me saying there’s a library app, saying “some people don’t have internet access!” and deleted it immediately like,,, ok
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Optimus prime after I’m done with him
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Replying to @SigmasoIos
sorry alpha.. *Whimeprs*
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can someone get me in contact with robert irwin i’m trying to work at his zoo so if ur his cousin twice removed four times married or smth give him my number or his mom or JUST LET ME IN THE ZOO PLEASE GOD
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Replying to @angelica_a9
i’m eating some carrots rn
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i need y’all to stop commenting “moonknight irl” on systems posts
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hey thoughts on the video of dreams sister twerking on her dog
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Replying to @lil_strawbby
this is my college😭
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dream just admitted to being a trump supporter
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#4 Dick grayson 337 votes (4.3%)
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Replying to @BockSluppet
you and your local librarian must duel to fix this
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Replying to @webbyheart @keyon
like this was REAL CINEMA
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#7 peter parker 83 votes (1.1%)
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THE ARCH OH HES ONE OF THEM
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#3 cal kestis 1,391 votes (17.6%)
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#9 Tim drake 42 votes (0.5%)
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Replying to @SO0u0o
second time on instagram my god
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Replying to @fartpog
ONE MORE BEFORE I STOP BUT FKSHXIDHIDHD like keep kids away from dream and dogs away from his sister
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misha logging into twitter/tumblr that night
📁 wekikepi archive
Replying to @mishacollins
This was not my intention so I need to correct the record: I am not bisexual. I happen to be straight, but I am also a fierce ally and the last thing I want to do is falsely co-opt the struggles of the LGBTQIA+ community. 3/5
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Replying to @GrubLug
so will you /P

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to all my bruce wayne fans i hear you… @dekupinks is the one who botted Optimus prime so do what you will🙏🫶
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Replying to @SO0u0o
😭😭
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#6 jason todd 160 votes (2%)
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Replying to @fartpog
i can go in depth how as someone who works in the same industry as her she’s playing into beast content but alas,,,, i shan’t,, oh i couldn’t,,,
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Replying to @FASHI0NFEVER
sewage or flood water me thinks
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Replying to @moreybnett
-THRUST- “PUT” -THRUST- “NOTIFS” -THRUST- “ON!!!!”
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blinks…. blinks…
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Replying to @iloveiyosias
7/10 i giggled a bit but something was missing
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“WHO DID THIS?”. “i did :(“
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guys i’m pro piracy guys guys guys im just trying to say you don’t need to buy $100+ worth of books to read. This was an anti consumerism post, not anti piracy

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Replying to @webbyheart @fartpog
okayyyy i will >.< her whole page is her with her dog while she twerks and dances, showing her chest while stroking her dog and fluttering her eyes in a seductive way. A way that people in the industry ALLL DOOO for teasers and sfw content to get people to by the sex stuff
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ugly ugly ew ew
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Replying to @bigarms4me
OMG HELLOOOO i see you all the time too how r u today
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i gotta ask i’m curious, love what you do! but are you a bot that uses the captions of the original tweet to make your reply or do you just scroll and think of it yourself. i’m so serious like i’m jumping up and down from excitement i’m a huge fan
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the side by side is killing me
🔄 vibe preserver
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WATCH TO DONATE TO PALESTINE VIDEOS: If you are like me and cannot donate but wish to help, please watch these while youre doing online school, cleaning your room or just sleeping. Turn off adblocker, dont put it on loop as youtube wont count it as multiple views.
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#8 edward nygma 51 votes (0.6%)
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Replying to @bored700
i’m getting annoyed like who cares
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actually wrote “tone tags aren’t important” instead of ARE important and woke up to people wishing my dog would burn
a girl never forgets her first twitter cancellation
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THREAD ABOUT LINE 3 PIPELINE #StopLine3 #landback #StopLine3Pipeline please share, water is life. People cannot drink oil.
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Replying to @docnyion @fartpog
his family tree got doxxed
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Replying to @goobooty
VENOM❤️❤️❤️
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Replying to @RouleWave
thought this said homestuck
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NOW NOW NOW NOWWW

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“oomf you follow.” and all op said was someone was ugly like…. okay and i rted the tweet on my priv what now
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“I NEED A BIG BOY” and its an edit of a skinny malnourished man who’s just tall
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Replying to @8starrss
LEAVEHIMALONE
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