26 y.o. I really like movies and things that make me laugh :) People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 1984

he/him
Trying to harness this energy tonight.
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Actually... send me nudes. Men and women and everyone in between.
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Gender is a construct. Sex is biological. People often get the two confused. There’s also even multiple sexes. It’s a lot to understand, I’m still learning, but it’s important to know that as long as nobody is getting hurt that it’s okay. Let people be.
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Replying to @de4dname
Is she OKAY?
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Replying to @ALapelinegra
Girl, this is embarrassing for you
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White gays have a unique privilege where they can say they’re minorities and oppressed in defense of their actions toward others
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In support of Colin Kaepernick, Squidward’s Orchestra refuses to perform for the Super Bowl halftime show.
'SpongeBob SquarePants' fans are petitioning for the NFL to play "Sweet Victory" during the SuperBowl halftime show as a tribute creator Stephen Hillenburg: trib.al/boFENZj
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lmao this blew up... DON’T follow me... PLEASE. I’m begging. Do NOT do it.
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This girl is cool. Baseball stinks!
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This doesn’t help anyone but I personally believe that UPS strike would be the sexiest strike
spread some cheese on this broke cracker
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My baby so goofy 🤪😍 Bae before we Bae after we get food : get shawarma:
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Replying to @paigestellamars
I no I’m not a poc but I forgive u❤️❤️❤️
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A gender identity tells me how I should look and act and what color I should like. I really don’t think gender is important. It spans from pink is for girls and blue is for boys all the way to “I’m a girl” and “I’m a boy”. I am a cisgendered man but I don’t like being confined.
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It’s a man in a wig actually... which is just that. Calm down.
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You think they care that much about Italians?
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Who would she be bothering if it was?
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Replying to @computer_gay
“-9/11”
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One of my favorites
hannibal lecter getting shit wrong
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Replying to @woo_ahhh
You say “lowkey” because he’s black.
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For saying the n word
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Don’t you have music you should be making?
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Replying to @angeIbundy
He was not human. He did not deserve to live.
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He had a gun. He pulled it out. That is scary. So many trans people have died...
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Small school fraternities are good because there is no prestige, no real reputation, and not really a Greek life on campus. My fraternity is just a group of friends that are just trying to figure out how to run an organization and I think we do some good with it.
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“the hilarious” is why I know I can’t trust roop all
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Replying to @a_roach06
She looks like she almost had it..... if she had two other people helping.... maybe
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I like the look what can i say
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People who steal tweets are the same people in high school who say jokes that they hear from the quiet kids louder and get all the credit for it
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That’s not a good thing here!!!!
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Replying to @bjbjonez
Some of us really need to recognize that there are some psychopaths on this app and it very easy to avoid them... like the signs are there
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Have you seen Horror Noire on @shudder? It explained this kinda casting for black people in a way that opened my eyes to how black actors have been utilized in RECENT film history... glad I’m more aware now
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Replying to @ForeverElSanto
I’d actually sell my soul like
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Replying to @Igbtdae
Please seek professional help.
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Replying to @StevenAvocado
I have and I will
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Me when you bring up your grandpa
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Replying to @bjbjonez
The way Columbia was like “look we’re BLM we’re on your side!!! Please don’t break anything! Go to Dior!!”
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PLEASE let final destination makers see this
Hecu Marine
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Also we hate our big school chapters for every reason you listed above lol
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Replying to @Pleasesaythebby
Don’t let him see this, don’t let it get to his bald head
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Replying to @a_roach06
Roger fan favorite and robbed I’m calling it.
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Chelsea
I opened Instagram and this was the first story I saw and immediately closed the app
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Replying to @sissythatpatch
I looked like that at 12.
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Bruce Willis in the mirror at the end of The Sixth Sense
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I take the MCAT in 9 hours.
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Don’t preach about poor life choices with THAT haircut.
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My 13 year old son was attacked for being gay and a @BernieSanders supporter. Him and his older brother were called names and beat with a mallet breaking my youngest son (13) nose. Homophobia is real and is one sided! Help us seek justice! @BuzzFeedNews
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Replying to @obriannawo22
So? He’s still a stupid ass
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ASTROLOGY SIGNS AS ASTROLOGY SIGNS: a thread
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I’ll serve cunt before I serve this country.
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Me closely examining my nose so I can be hypercritical of my pores
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The way Sh*rrie P*e is verified w/ 7K followers and the Season 12 contestants of color w/ 30K+ followers AREN’T.... what the hell
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Not to mention the gross Lolita stuff too
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No matter how many contacts you wear, we have all seen your brown eye......
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Replying to @a_roach06
That made me horny omg
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Replying to @bjbjonez
Ur evil...... this is so funny
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I truly think that a break from gender norms is saying “I don’t have to be anything I don’t wanna be” which is rebellious now, but I hope we get to place someday where nobody asks about someone else’s gender and we can all sit in peace.
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last night I asked my landlord to raise my rent. thts how much I believe in my grind/hustle
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Replying to @touchnick
What kind of insurance covers this
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So you can joke about phasing in and out of sexuality but a woman of color can’t? What’s wrong with you?
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I actually don’t like the whole “76 genders” labeling system. I do believe it is a spectrum and that people should live in it how they want. The labeling I guess is to just signify where you are on that spectrum? But in someways I think that’s counterproductive.
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@deaddilf69 how much money do I have to raise to get you to recreate this? Cmon acting!!!!!
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Replying to @collegexhottest
? Not only is this weak, it doesn’t even make sense....
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What’d Ellie Goulding do to deserve to get pushed????
why did she sit there and serve after being pushed im crying nitter.app/CoolDotCom__/status/16…
Community note
This is a deepfake. Ellie Goulding's face was superimposed onto WWE Superstar Charlotte Flair's body. The original video: piped.video/SAzrprxZaTU?si
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Replying to @a_roach06
The voice in the distance yelling “shut up” 😭
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This is misinformation... could you please delete to avoid some kinda hysteria.
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You’re hot, so you’re doing something right. Also, “not eating for flavor” how many calories are in spices.... lmao
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you got to get (the idea in your head that you’ve been and will always be) sexier
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My mom interrogating me after she found flirty texts from a boy when I was in seventh grade
this clip from jodi arias’s trial is so insane i can’t stop thinking about it
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Replying to @bjbjonez
She would be such a good troll if she just stops elaborating... like can she just stop elaborating on EVERYTHING
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America was built by black people. They deserve it more than whites.
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I’ve never given him money but this made me want to
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U gain some weight and you forget where you came from smh
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There should be an age cap on public office
Reply with something awful you think so that we can cancel you
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I really cannot fuckin believe this is real... what planet am I on
Nicki Minaj
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someone found evidence that @thirstbicth was potentially a registered agent for Phoebe Bridgers and when confronted with it he deleted his account... this is hands down the most insane plot twist in gay Twitter history, you literally couldn’t make this shit up
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Replying to @BmacKerzzz
Christianity is a choice.
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Replying to @theemisstoto
I want to complain about her crying all the time but I remember her whole family literally died..... like she should’ve went to therapy not SWEDEN
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I LOVE THIS SHOW the humor is just very... it is what it is
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The point is, no one did
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