scalp rinse for lovely hair. we also sell a bar soap that cures all disease. BLOOless back in stock: 07JUL
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scalp/skin care for people who don't like poison.
BLOO = methylene blue, salicylic acid, taurine, caffeine, vitamin B3, baking soda scalp wash for dandruff, shedding, and irritation.
BLOO Bar = salicylic acid, zinc oxide, MSM sulfur for simpler skin.
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Bloo Bar. Salicylic Acid. Zinc Oxide. MSM Sulfur. Olive Oil. Grassfed Tallow. Coconut Oil. Castor Oil. It's here. Bloo Bar.
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Please please please pleeeeease buy Bloo. Please buy it. Please please please please please please please. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease please please please buy Bloo.
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Please pleeeease please buy Bloo pleeeeeeeeease. Please buy Bloo its a scalp rinse please ple
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Our last two game ideas have completely drained the company's financial reserves. We are in deep debt to some very shady figures. Please buy a bag of Bloo, we desperately need your support.
In other news, here's our new game idea. I have a good feeling about this one.
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Ordered bloo and find yourself confused as to how to apply? Don’t snort it. Follow these steps instead!
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Aggressively pitch me your best BLOO product idea that isn't edible or drinkable and I'll invest actual R&D dollars in developing it this year(not a joke, I will make an earnest effort to turn it into a real product that we sell).
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Sorry it’s taking forever it’s real I promise Brad and I have been very busy give me like another week. Test shipments have been successful just need to make the Shopify page and we’re off to the races
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Announcing BLOOless. It's just like BLOO, but without the the methylene blue.
Perfect for fair and color-treated hair.
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this is conceptually fascinating, but we'll never beat the energy drink allegations if we start adding glucose to the formulation
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🚨 this custom hair concoction is NOT moon brah approved 🚨
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BLOO Tip of the Day:
To prevent BLOO from getting on your clothes, simply remove your clothes before stepping into the shower.
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In this tweet I am comparing the inactive ingredients between a generic dandruff shampoo and BLOO. Hope it helps!
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If you mix BLOO with 4oz water like we suggest, you're getting double the concentration of caffeine (0.44%) relative to what was used in this study (0.2%)! PMID: 29055953
Caffeine shampoo is at least as effective as the leading topical hair loss drug for regrowing hair.
Much more accessible, cheaper and safer too.
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Seems there is a major metabolic component to hair loss 🤔
If only there was a scalp rinse that addressed this…
It was previously thought that androgenetic alopecia (AGA), was solely due to androgens & genetic predisposition
However, it was discovered that mitochondria in cells from balding patients had less ETC activity, & lower ATP levels, implying metabolism is involved in AGA
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When we say BLOO is nutrition for your scalp, we mean it!
Here’s a breakdown of our 6 carefully-selected ingredients and why we picked them.
1. SALICYLIC ACID
Salicylic acid is a metabolite of and a precursor to acetylsalicylic acid. You may not recognize that chemical, but you’ll probably recognize its more common name, aspirin! Any time you see BHA (beta hydroxy acid) listed as an ingredient in a skincare product, it’s likely salicylic acid, since it's the most common BHA. So what’s so special about it? Tons. It fights inflammation and dandruff, exfoliates, maintains pH balance, unclogs hair follicles, boosts metabolism, and has even shown anti-cancer potential. The antimicrobial aspect of salicylic acid is also very useful in pushing back against hair loss.
2. BAKING SODA
Baking soda is another underrated tool to have in your toolbox. Baking soda is anti-inflammatory, pH-balancing, anti-dandruff, and can fix oily scalps by preventing accumulation of oil. Baking soda opposes lactate, increasing production of CO2 which increases oxygen delivery through the Bohr effect. It is for this reason that athletes take baking soda baths after a tough workout!
3. NIACINAMIDE (B3)
Niacinamide (a form of vitamin B3) has been used in many skincare products for its anti-aging benefits. It improves cell metabolism, skin tone, collagen, keratin, and elastin production. It also protects against sun damage and acne while minimizing wrinkles. Niacinamide is a versatile tool for protecting against oxidative stress.
4. TAURINE
Taurine boosts skin cell metabolism (noticing a pattern yet?), lowers inflammation and irritation, moisturizes, supports skin barrier function, enhances skin elasticity, and is anti-stress. Taurine has shown potential in treating skin conditions such as eczema, psoriasis, and acne. While taurine is not a traditionally essential amino acid, it is often very low–and very needed–in people under chronic stress.
5. CAFFEINE
Caffeine is yet another versatile, metabolism-boosting powerhouse. It has adaptogenic properties, meaning it can help the body manage stress and return to a stable state. This may seem counterintuitive since many people paint caffeine as adrenergic, but the truth is more nuanced: caffeine is a thyroid-mimetic, meaning it increases cellular energy and thus plays a role in stabilizing cell structure and function. Caffeine improves circulation, reduces wrinkles, and has antioxidant properties- a big reason why it is often used in eye creams and face masks.
6. METHYLENE BLUE
Methylene blue is history's very first synthetic drug. It is incredibly versatile when it comes to cellular energy, acting as both an oxidant and an antioxidant depending on what the situation calls for. Methylene blue is a broad-spectrum anti-inflammatory, anti-viral, and rejuvenating compound. At the dose included in BLOO, it will do these things gently and without dying tubs or lighter-colored hair!
If you're curious about trying one of the very few truly non-toxic haircare products out there, try BLOO today!
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Couple things about me:
1) I’m BLOO
2) Da ba dee da ba di
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If you weren’t aware, topical aspirin (1.5g in BLOO thank you!)- reduces histamine response and inhibits prostaglandin release. Goodbye mast cells and alopecia related shedding!
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you asked for it, and we’re finally delivering. introducing…
BLOOns!
the bioenergetic tower defense game
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🚨BREAKING: we just sold our popular cosmetic brand mascot Bloo Blooman to Pepsi for 1.2 Billion(he is now their human property). 😳
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please enable audio. I have been advised by my legal team to make this public service announcement.
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Five minutes in, it’s already apparent this will be the worst-converting $20 marketing spend in company history.
After countless revisions and millions of dollars, we’re so proud to launch our first PSA. @Shoenice222222 is known best for drinking a half gallon of vodka on YouTube like ten years ago, so when he makes his thoughts on the safety profile of bloo known, you had better listen!
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BLOO includes only 6 simple yet effective ingredients, but equally important is what BLOO leaves out! Here is a list of common hair care ingredients and why we omit them:
☣︎ Sodium lauryl sulfate (SLS)
Purpose: Foaming agent
Risks: Allergic reactions, cell toxicity, eczema, dermatitis
☣︎ Hydrofluorocarbon 152A
Purpose: Propellant
Risks: Cancer, developmental/reproductive toxicity, allergies/immunotoxicity, endocrine disruption, persistence and bioaccumulation, non-reproductive organ toxicity
☣︎ Octinoxate
Purpose: UV absorber, UV filter
Risks: Allergies/immunotoxicity, biochemical/cellular level changes, endocrine system disruption
☣︎ Cocamide DEA
Purpose: Emulsion-stabilizing, foam-boosting, viscosity control, surfactant
Risks: Cancer, allergies/immunotoxicity, contamination concerns
☣︎ Cyclotetrasiloxane
Purpose: Emollient, hair-conditioning, skin-conditioning
Risks: Enhanced skin absorption, endocrine disruption, persistence and bioaccumulation, non-reproductive organ system toxicity
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The 5-part hair regrowth stack that ACTUALLY works:
1) Topical Ashwagandha (underrated)
2) Copper Peptide (#1 hair peptide)
3) Gotu Kola (hair follicle cells)
4) Ketoconazole (local anti-androgen)
5) PDA (follicle cells + blood flow)
I put this stack together last month after I started losing my hair at an exponential rate
So far, it's working
Let’s dive into why I'm using each one:
1) TOPICAL ASHWAGANDHA
I’m not a huge fan of ashwagandha
But I gave it another shot...
This time, I’m using it directly on my head
A recent 2023 human study showed that topical ashwagandha can work wonders your hair
In fact, it’s so powerful that it makes FINASTERIDE (#1 hair loss drug) look like a placebo pill
I did the math & topical ashwagandha outperforms finasteride by:
- 81% for hair density
- 44% for hair thickness
And unlike finasteride, topical ashwagandha won't chemically castrate you
It also doesn't come with same risks as oral ashwagandha
I use 5 drops on my scalp per day
2) COPPER PEPTIDE
This is hands down the #1 skincare & hair regrowth peptide
You’ve got to be crazy NOT to be using this stuff:
- Outperforms Minoxidil by 33%
- Increases blood flow to hair follicles
- Prevents hair follicle shrinkage
- Supercharges hair follicle size
- Minimal/no side effects
I use half of a dropper on my face + my scalp daily
3) KETOCONAZOLE SHAMPOO
I don’t always use shampoo...
But when I do, I use ketoconazole (1% form)
It’s been shown to help slow hair loss & even directly stimulate hair growth
It does so via its local & relatively mild anti-androgenic effects
At the end of the day, it's cheap, proven, & relatively well-tolerated
I wash my hair with a small amount 3x per week
4) TOPICAL GOTU KOLA
Gotu Kola is one of the most underrated herbs of all time
It's a proven nootropic, anti-anxiety, & skin-repairing herb
But barely anyone knows it also supercharges hair growth...
It works by promoting cell proliferation in hair follicle cells
Specifically, it does so by inducing VEGF expression (similar to BPC-157)
It also regulates the β-catenin pathway (similar to PTD-DBM - a novel hair growth peptide)
I use 5 drops on my scalp daily
5. ORAL PDA (BPC-157 ARGINATE)
PDA is simply an enhanced form of BPC-157
It uses an “Arginate” group to boost oral bioavailability
As you've probably heard, poor blood flow is a MAJOR & often overlooked contributor to hair loss...
PDA can work wonders for your hair by enhancing blood flow to the scalp (like copper peptide)
It does this via:
1) Increasing the formation of new blood vessels (angiogenesis)
2) Boosting blood flow through these blood vessels via activating endothelial nitric oxide synthase
On top of enhancing blood flow, it will also increase hair follicle cell proliferation through inducing VEGF expression (like Gotu Kola)
I take 500 to 1000mcg daily in 4-8 week cycles
Almost impossible not to regrow your hair with this stack
Will post links + more studies below
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Free bag of BLOO to one (1) lucky winner who spits 4 bars about why non-toxic haircare is important.
Also accepting limericks and haikus.
US only.
Go.
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NMN, a niacinamide-like molecule, just as effective as minoxidil for treating hair loss
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3839…
h/t @haidut for posting the study
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some recent feedback from our embedded McKinsey consultant. thoughts? at bloo, we are committed to maximizing customer and shareholder value!
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Bloo is easily the least toxic product available for addressing dandruff, irritation. Please allow our narrator’s handsome voice to assure you of this.
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If you have a strange skin condition and would like to see if bloo can treat it, let us know and we’ll probably send you a heavily discounted bag.
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When I was approached to be the face of BLOO, I was just an unassuming blue man with frizzy blonde hair, sitting in a coffee shop thinking about celebrity gossip.
Now? I’m the face of the most successful hair care brand named after a primary color.
Never give up.
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do not research the BLOO MIRV program we are a company of peace and do not sustain a nuclear stockpile
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After countless revisions and millions of dollars, we’re so proud to launch our first PSA. @Shoenice222222 is known best for drinking a half gallon of vodka on YouTube like ten years ago, so when he makes his thoughts on the safety profile of bloo known, you had better listen!
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the blatant copyright infringement here is unacceptable. swift punishment will soon be meted out at the pakistani sweatshop running our marketing content development
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we’ve invested thousands in the spinoff videogame project. it would ruin us if it failed
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Caffeine for Psoriasis?
Conclusion: Based on the results of the trial, topical caffeine is an effective, safe and inexpensive treatment for psoriasis, with a delay in action (PMID: 16249145).
Other Conclusion: BLOO may help you treat scalp psoriasis.
Background: Psoriasis is a common disease which often requires long-term maintenance therapy. In psoriatic epidermis, the level of cyclic adenosine monophosphate (cAMP) decreases. It has been reported that beta-blockers exacerbate existing psoriatic plaque and decrease the concentration of intracellular cAMP. Caffeine is a methylxanthine that inhibits phosphodiesterase enzyme and results in a higher concentration of intracellular cAMP.
Objective: Evaluation of the efficacy of topical caffeine 10% in the treatment of psoriasis.
Patients and methods: The patients were treated by topical application of 10% caffeine or placebo three times per day on the right or left side of the body (randomly selected by flipping a coin). Thirty-nine patients with stable plaque psoriasis were included in a randomized, double-blind, placebo-controlled, right/left comparison. The patients visited every other week for a period of 8 weeks. Their Psoriatic Area and Severity Index (PASI) scores were assessed at each visit.
Results: The reductions in PASI scores measured at the four visits for the caffeine-treated group were 2.64+/-2.89, 4.47+/-3.62, 5.73+/-4.16, 6.58+/-4.40 and for the placebo-treated group the values were 1.45+/-2.32, 3.04+/-2.68, 4.02+/-3.36, 4.43+/-3.45, respectively. Comparing the corresponding results of the two groups, p values at the second, fourth, sixth and eighth week were 0.081, 0.083, 0.079 and 0.047, respectively. Based on presented p values, the treatment with caffeine is more effective than with placebo after 8 weeks (p<0.05), and the only side effect of caffeine is mild itching.
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BLOOFIGHTER3 is the Masterpiece by BLOOGAMES.
Who will win? Blueprint vs Blooprint,
A true contest of metabolism
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founders here - we want to get in front of this before the major outlets run it. spokesman A. Blooman’s involvement in the ‘Bloo Path’ sex cult in the early 90’s was reprehensible. but he assures us he’s no longer affiliated and is also really really sorry.
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I have been noticing a lot of incorrect information about our product on this website. Not sure what the source of it is, but we made this handy infographic to clear things up. Thank you for reading. Please like and share.
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here’s the deal: actually order more than a handful of these a month and we’ll get the cool bags printed. Capisce?
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what if I just started demanding you all order bloo? would that work? if I told you all to order bloo right now?
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Ever wondered what BLOO sounds like?
Introducing… BLOO NOISE
Link to the Spotify playlist below 👇
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Bloo Bar. It perplexed us that there wasn't a medicated bar soap out there not made in a southeast asian sweatshop or sprawling pharmaceutical complex. So we made one. Three prototype recipes. We fired our first manufacturer. It took some time to get it right.
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this is a message from @cynomaxxx: @BradCohn I have stolen the secret formula you must wire me $10,000 shibu inu coins otherwise our partnership will be dissolved. i'm not kidding
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After many, many requests, we have decided to release our official Bloo cellphone wallpaper...for FREE!
You're welcome.
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another scandal emerging from BLOO HQ…… does BLOO employ animal slave labor in their logistics chain? @peta needs to investigate!
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It’s probably time to announce our sponsored ads program. Thank you to @SVVAYED for kicking things off with this high-engagement psa! let us know if you want to make some cash on the side promoting bLoo!
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We’re not guaranteeing you can look this good if you consistently use BLOO. But we’re not denying it either.
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Thanks to our generous corporate donations to the RFK JR campaign, we’ve been given a preview of the new food pyramid to Make America Healthy Again!
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🚨 BLOO GIVEAWAY!!! 🚨
“What has BLOO done for you?”
3 lucky responders will receive a free bag of BLOO or BLOO-less
20 lucky responders will receive a 30% off discount
*US only*
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in the next few months, we'll announce some additions to our product line. think 'innovative' and 'effective'(not another tallow balm lolol). if you're interested in early access and self experimentation, give us your email and we'll be in touch: forms.gle/ZFcfbaizXyH5eNkP9
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