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nutted on her braces now my kids behind bars
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how the balls am i 20
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ever since i stopped uploading iโ€™ve lost 35lbs
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been thinking about swearing
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thanks everyone for coming out to my fortnite concert
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icarly walked so twitch could run
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still donโ€™t understand who was in paris
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a million likes and iโ€™ll swear
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accidentally just peed on my cat
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please donโ€™t eat me
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broke my ankle and still didnโ€™t swear
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have a picture of my cat in these desperate times
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how the nuts am i 9+10
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i feel like if u donโ€™t try to make conversation with your pets u are a psychopath
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โ”โ”“ โ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฒ this โ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฒโ•ฒ โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฒโ•ฒ a โ–”โ–โ”—โ”›โ–•โ–” โ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒ house โ•ฑโ•ฑโ”โ”ณโ”“โ•ญโ•ฎโ”โ”ณโ”“ โ•ฒโ•ฒ โ–”โ–โ”—โ”ปโ”›โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”—โ”ปโ”›โ–•โ–”
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is it true girls donโ€™t pee
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_________________ | | | | | | | he
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FEELING FREE
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hey i think i might face reveal tomorrow
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still hangin
i let my nuts hang
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im pregnent
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if you donโ€™t like this tweet you will die. or die eventually
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what does WAP mean
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surrender
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I know what happened to Dr Disrespect.
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How I walk down stairs: *step* *step* *step* *step* *step* *step* *step* *step* *step* *step* *misses step* *trips* *falls down remaining steps* *hits head* *hits head* *hits head* *gets up* *act like nothing happened*
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VERIFIED!!!!
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if you were born in november then you some valentineโ€™s day leftovers
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haha iโ€™m naked in a hospital rn and no one knows
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mitosis is the power house of the cell
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so that face reveal is public now :)
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so ur telling me trump can fit inside a peach?
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THERES MORE THAN ONE OBAMA!?!?
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ive procrastinated too much and now im in a big time rush
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traves
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just paid my texas :(
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ass
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WHOS JOE?
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so youโ€™re telling me a french this fry?
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one day iโ€™ll find you santa, iโ€™ll prove everyone wrong
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ยญ
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if u donโ€™t like this tweet u will die or you will die eventually
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if my professor doesnโ€™t start the zoom class in 15 minutes am i legally allowed to close the tab
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BALLS!!!!
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a wise doctor once wrote: ~~-~~ ~^~~~ -~.
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me when Iโ€™m eating: *bite* *chew* *chew* *chew* *chew* *chew* *chew* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow*
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I lover rollercoasters ___ / \ AAAA / \๐Ÿ˜ฑ / \ / \ / \ / \
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why would seven ever ate nine
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๐Ÿ“ฆ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿค ee er
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MY NUTS ARE FINE!!!
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KIMCHEE IS NOW 1! Everyone better wish this monster a happy birthday
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I cannot believe I had the AUDACITY to say this in 2017
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unscented candles kinda smell like
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when will it all be over.. ๐Ÿ˜”
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got my grandma on speed dial, call that instagram
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one day...
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BOO! did I get you?
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AAAAAAhhhhh a ghost! ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ‘ป
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yall like my burger?
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history can lick my nuts
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LMAOOOO C:\Users\travis\Desktop\screenshots\2019-12-10 02_17_20-Window.png
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wish you could time skip 2020
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Okay, so who is sex and where are they hiding??
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I love bowling | | |___________โ€ข_ ๐Ÿƒ | | |_______โ€ข_____ | | |_โ€ข___________ |________________ no! a split
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i want a new phone background, most liked reply in 24hrs will be my new phone background for like atleast a month probably
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You wanna see me float? ๐Ÿต ๐Ÿต | | \_|_/ \__|__/ | | | | / \ / \ / \ / \
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if thereโ€™s water iโ€™m gon drink it
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Images That Precede Legendary Events:
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WHEN ARE TAXES DUE
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me when I first wake up: ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ƒ _______________
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evolution: ๐Ÿต ๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿต | /๐Ÿ‘•\ / / | \ ๐Ÿ‘– / \ | ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ / \ / \
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omg if this tweet gets one like i will upload, haha even though it's already to publish and it's scheduled for aug 1th at 10am. i can't release it without that like!!!
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breakfast burrito. breakfast . . .taco?
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oh well thatโ€™s new
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I feel bad for eggs because they canโ€™t laugh or they would crack themselves up.
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luv u mom
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โ”โ”โ”โ”“โ”โ”โ”โ”“โ”โ”โ”โ”“โ”โ”โ”โ”“ โ”—โ”โ”“โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”โ”“โ”ƒโ”—โ”โ”“โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”โ”“โ”ƒ โ”โ”โ”›โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”โ”โ”›โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒ what does this say i cant read it i dont have 2020 vision โ”ƒโ”โ”โ”›โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”โ”โ”›โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒ โ”ƒโ”—โ”โ”“โ”ƒโ”—โ”›โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”—โ”โ”“โ”ƒโ”—โ”›โ”ƒ โ”—โ”โ”โ”›โ”—โ”โ”โ”›โ”—โ”โ”โ”›โ”—โ”โ”โ”›
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sometimes
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see you later crocodile
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balls
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i have a cavity :(
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i cant even remember when covid started
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๐Ÿต
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wait a second, today is like that song
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me diving into 2020: \ / \/ | / | \ | ๐Ÿ™ƒ ~~~~~~~~~~
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please eat me. just for today, please
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stairs are my worst enemy
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Swimming is hard ๐Ÿ˜จ ~~~~~\~~/~~~~~~~~~~~ | / \ ๐Ÿ˜ต \ / | / \
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๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ™ˆ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ
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drinking cranberry juice with a white shirt on, talk about living life on the edge
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why can carbon get a date but i can't.. ๐Ÿ˜”
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those guys are master debaters
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Have you seen the gay ghost? Well heโ€™s the ghost that comes around during October and you can only see him if youโ€™re straight
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wait, whats happening?
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i guess @pokimanelol has a little bit more competition
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everyone iq drop as soon as trav walk in da room
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