i use one password. i like snacks, typescript, anime, pokémon, starcraft, and bjj.

🟩🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ to burnout
the good ole days
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you can’t make this stuff up.
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when bro says something outside the range of his IQ
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the energy i bring to the team
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can’t believe i just fell for this
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me at my 1:1s with my manager
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oncall engineers: i can’t help you. it’s an aws problem
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the actual GOAT
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resolved a JIRA ticket today
Chief Nerd
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claude: “you’re absolutely right!” me:
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we'll never learn
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bad engineers are good at prompting because they already spent their entire careers asking others for help
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Replying to @LolOverruled
me during this video
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the perfect github repo doesn’t exi…
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who did this?! feel it in my soul 😭
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damn that took 3 sprints and no one cares
This is next level
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i love frontend development
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DEAD
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debugger;
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“everything is going smoothly. no blockers”
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dead.
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manager: “how’s the workload?” me: “not bad, not bad”
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software engineers after they spent more than two years at a company
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*chefs kiss*
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fuck you devin
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i feel so seen.
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CSS Pro Tip Tired of your ugly site? Try this simple trick!
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crazy how that works
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yeah okay buddy
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my algorithm is cooked
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ai reviewing my ai generated code
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real engineers use
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🤔
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top tier web dev
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this was me and i hate it.
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“no updates from my end”
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ayeeee
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dead.
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stop it.
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if you want to ruin someone’s day just start filling out forms with [object Object]
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the web dev version
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startups go brrr
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sucks to suck.
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when claude one shots my 5 point jira ticket
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enterprise devs watching all the startups use modern tech
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you’re welcome
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*camera off “no updates from my end”
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rip my ego
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me whenever i get long comments on my PRs
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the truth hurts.
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devin at standup
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need professional insight here.
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manager: how’s everything been? me: pretty good, pretty good.
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pm: “how many points do you think this task is” me: “3…?”
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mid level engineers at meta right now
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“sorry officer i was reviewing code”
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senior engineer drip
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classic useEffect misuse
The Pixel 10 Pro Fold phone exploded during JerryRigEverything's durability test
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Replying to @DrSyedHaider
my friend bought a vape with bitcoin lolll
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welp.
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me every morning nowadays.
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F in chat
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it is what it is
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this is too good
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that’s perfect
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> “your position has been terminated” > 🖕🏽
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sounds about right.
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new startup just dropped
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*holds breath*
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“i heard they forked a fork of vscode”
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“why do you rebase instead of merge?”
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that’s him. he said graphql was a good idea.
that’s him. he said microservices would help us scale.
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he literally showed the ai was useless and chose a different option 😂
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when you’re 20 “youre absolutely right”, 8 hallucinations and 5 timeouts into your vibe coding session
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we only use divs here
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me walking away after i obliterate the comment section of the interns first PR
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“we decided to go forward with another candidate”
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watching a tech influencer live code and realizing they actually don’t know anything
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POV: your coworkers on any small PR
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i’ll never learn
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accidentally clicked visual studio
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💀
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worst case scenario
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when my lead told me 3 times how to fix the bug and im still confused
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actually happening to me rn
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“can you make a JIRA ticket for that”
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alpha move
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been stuck on this bug all day. can anyone help? here’s the code thanks!
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literally the worst
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im dead.
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wow!
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the last engineer in your company with domain expertise on the legacy system
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“remove the pre commit hooks now”
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the greatest startup
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“the worst PR i have ever reviewed”
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