Some shit Drake would say

I was the lead market maker at Jump. I'm no longer under NDA so I can say this, Typically when you see down moves during the weekends like this, it is pure market manipulation. It was one of the tactics I invented during the low volume moments. We would load up and pay attention to Crypto Twitter as a source of sentiment, with specific accounts organized in specific categories. One thing I used to like doing was purposely "nuking" a new 4H candle on BTC and/or ETH, which was an easy trap. "Smart" traders know we'll eventually revisit those wickless candles, so it was good bait for me to set with eager buyers stepping in and the candle continuing lower. They end up capitulating before we reverse. Bottom shorters get comfortable here too. Anyway, I can't give away too much but just know, Most of thos "bad" price action you're seeing is a group of "whales" sitting in a chatroom together and merely oil painting on charts. My alias in Jump was "Vincent van Gogh." And that isn't because I lost my mind [well - that too], But because I painted some of the best looking bear traps. I know an influenced painter copying my work when I see one. Stay safe. Retar Dio.

Most of you guys missed the TRUMP coin because you were asleep/not behind your desk. I, however, missed it because I thought my president can't be that retarded. Lesson. Retar Dio.

THIS IS A DIRECT MESSAGE TO BRIAN ARMSTRONG! MR. COINBASE HIMSELF. YOU EITHER COME CLEAN AND TELL THE WORLD ABOUT WHAT COINBASE AGREED TO WITH THE CORRUPT DEMOCRAT GOVERNMENT, OR YOU WILL FORCE MY HAND TO REVEAL MANY DARK SECRETS ABOUT YOUR COMPANY! SOME SAY THESE "ILL PRACTICES" ARE ONLY BETWEEN YOU AND A SELECT FEW, I SAY—THERE ARE LITTLE BIRDIES OF MINE LISTENING TOO! 🐥 THIS IS NOT A THREAT. THIS IS THE SOUND OF WAR DRUMS. CONFESS YOUR SINS OR BE PURGED. ~ DOCTOR AXIUS. RETARDIO.

I've said this before and I'll say it again: The "seized BTC" that was meant to be used for a 'strategic reserve' [under the Trump administration] was sold off already, with a credit line sanctioned by Coinbase. They spent months distributing and couldn't mention it because Kamala was running against Trump. The LIBERALS needed to maintain a "positive image" and desperately needed crypto voters. THERE IS NO BITCOIN LEFT TO SELL. IT IS ALL BULLSHIT. Your emotions are being manipulated by rich, old, white, demented, paedophile satanists. The downside is the fact we won't have a Bitcoin reserve right off the bat. The upside is the idea "Trump" will have to TOP BLAST BUY instead. I may shitpost a lot, but trust me—in a game of insiders [you all saw this FAKE NEWS being "priced in" a whole day prior to the announcement], Word gets around. And when word gets around, I'm there waiting. ~ Dr. Axe. Retar Dio.

This shit tilts me. The CLUMSINESS of it all is fucking SHOCKING. Imagine, you've just hit a $240M lick. MASSIVE HEIST. The first thing you'd imagine anyone doing is exterminating their online existence and vanishing into thin air. THE ABSOLUTE BASICS. But instead, These mouth-breathing low IQ retards can't help themselves but FLEX THEIR ILL-GOTTEN GAINS ONLINE. Splashing it on super cars, houses, girls and literally [live in the flesh, at a recorded party, with zero OPSEC] calling out Zach. Then uploading the images to social media to be documented and traced. Most of these dweebs aren't trying to get money to change their lives, They only want money to call random strangers online "broke." So they can go on Discord, type shit in e-dating servers to impress e-girls, Then attempt to "screenshare" and "go band for band" LMFAO. Back in the day, To steal $200M+ you'd have to ORGANIZE A WORLD-CLASS ORGANIZED BANK ROBBERY. FACE MASKS. GUNS. STATE-OF-THE-ART GADGETS. Learning the ins and outs of the bank. The architecture and design. Cracking security protocols. You would have to be ready to DIE if you failed. Now? 18 year olds are running around online doing it with little to no preparation and don't even understand how insane it is. ZERO CARE. A generation of SOFT and extremely oblivious clowns. Retar Dio.

I WILL PROBABLY GET IN A LOT OF TROUBLE FOR POSTING THIS... BUT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT! ONE OF THE BIGGEST TELLS OF MANIPULATION 101. Please save this before I am forced to delete in order to learn about this tactic utilized by EVIL and VERY MALICIOUS people in the world. One of the reasons why I stopped market making is because I couldn't sleep at night knowing how many innocent lives I destroyed. I've already been threatened with a "legal order" [subpoena attempt via Twitter] but I'm risking it ALL for you guys. Retweet to save a life! Retar Dio.

"Regular Show" pops physiognomy.

I AM BEING MESSAGED BY "COINBASE ASSOCIATES" SPEAKING ON BEHALF OF ANGRY BALD BRIAN. THEY'RE TELLING ME TO URGENTLY TAKE DOWN MY TWEETS! "IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, YOU'LL DELETE THOSE POSTS." I TELL THEM NO! WHAT GOOD AM I IF OTHER BILLIONAIRES CAN "STRONG-ARM" ME? NO PUN INTENDED! YOU HAVE A POWERFUL LEGAL TEAM? COOL! MY LAWYERS ARE JEWISH TOO! AS YOU ALL KNOW, CRYPTO IS PVP. AND SOMETIMES THERE'S PVM. PLAYER VERSUS MONSTER. I WILL GO UP AGAINST THIS MONSTER, ANGRY BALD BRIAN, BY MYSELF, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO. GOD BLESS EVERYONE! RETARDIO.

Honestly, the CZ shit is way worse than you guys can imagine. I'm not even "against" CZ - it is what it is. But vibes won't get any better when someone of that stature has so much influence over crypto as a whole. Firstly, CZ's dog was NEVER called Broccoli. His dog is called Brownie. He purposely said his dog was called Broccoli [made up name], in order to kill off the memecoin that was made a day prior. Why? To weed out rats from his clique. He did not want people close to him, leaking personal information and profiting from it. So to teach them a lesson, he made his "tokenized dog" into supreme PvP, all on purpose. Secondly, CZ did not help out Bybit post-hack. "Binance" as an entity DID NOT transfer over ETH to assist Bybit. It was a bunch of 'anonymous' stakeholders/those who had equity in Bybit, who were on Binance, that transferred THEIR OWN ETH to Bybit, in order to help. So when you saw onchain "whale" notifications of "XXX ETH from Binance transferred to Bybit" - You thought it was CZ helping out Ben. Incorrect. He took the free PR and Ben didn't speak out against it either. I know A LOT of shit about A LOT of things, I just don't always speak on it. But I will end it on this: CZ is no friend of anyone in this game. ~ Dr. Axius. Retar Dio.

Fully lawyered up on everything. It's fucking time. For the record, I would never unalive myself. Retar Dio.

Study this lifestyle. Remilio.

We're about to enter the second half of the bull market very soon. I say second half because that is what LEADS INTO the REAL BEAR MARKET, but it is also where maximum opportunity lies. Most people here have given up, Fatigued from price AND time based capitulation, Zero'd out from overtrading or getting rugged onchain, The list goes on. It all sets up for the PERFECT RALLY. I remember last year, BTC endlessly ranged from MARCH to OCTOBER. Veteran traders had called a macro top at 70K BTC. Retards were calling for 44K BTC [whilst we were at 60K]. I was 1v20ing these technical analysis / "threador" clowns, Getting blocked by DonAltCuck, RetardKang, wagering account deletions with Pooran Kole, X price by X time or I'm a FAGGOT etc. etc. I was SLAUGHTERING GAY BEARS 24/7. It feels similar now, with BTC at 95K~ and retards calling for 75K. All I'm saying here is, it's not over. If you got bodybagged, you got ONE LAST CHANCE soon come. Retar Dio.

Physiognomy read post-Bybit hack: Fresh trim, little side parting going on. Important to notice he hasn't touched/pulled his hair out of frustration. Seems like he's handling the pressure well. Eyes look like he DOESN'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK. STRAIGHT CHILLING. Retar Dio.

I’ve seen enough. Get Kamala Harris in office, NOW. Retar Dio.

So what happens when China makes a faster Bitcoin? Ever thought about that? Retar Dio.

When I stated that Wintermute are in SERIOUS TROUBLE, I was saying that with "CONFIDENTIAL" INFORMATION in my possession. One of my agents [who, BY THE WAY, is on a very lucrative payroll], notified me after my tweet that "Evgeny" was cursing in their office. "HOW DOES HE KNOW? WHO IS LEAKING?!" The reality is, Wintermute have many people who dislike them [including people in their trusted circle] for being SERIAL SHITCOIN RAPISTS. That's how Binance Cartel knew EXACTLY when to strike them. Leadership moles. I won't say much more. They say, where there's smoke, there's fire. And you know what else they say? There is NO HONOUR AMONG THIEVES. Wintermute and Binance Cartel worked together VERY CLOSELY for MANY YEARS. But for Binance Cartel, Wintermute were ALWAYS the "FINAL PACK" in the works. The END BOSS to slay. They spent YEARS gaining the trust of Wintermute, two of the most evil entities to EVER exist in crypto history collaborating for MAXIMUM MARKET TURMOIL. But at the end, there can only be ONE TRUE SUPERVILLAIN. ONE BIG BOSS. Binance Cartel backstabbed Wintermute and BANKRUPTED THEM in a single day. The collateral damage was everyone else getting hurt on 10/10. But sometimes that's what it takes to eliminate a threat. Am I mad at the Binance Cartel? No. They played the long game TWO TIMES NOW. Last cycle they wiped out Alameda Research and this cycle it's Wintermute. I will not comment any further on this situation. ~ Dr. Axius.

Not having a child until after 2039. I'll be damned if my son is a beta male. Retar Dio.

Nigga ain't you gay? ~ Dr. Axius.

MY LITTLE BIRDIES OVER AT COINBASE HEADQUARTERS TOLD ME THAT "ANGRY BALD BRIAN" HAS BEEN UNDER TREMENDOUS STRESS! SUFFERING FROM COLD NIGHT SWEATS EVER SINCE I MENTIONED THE ILLEGAL BUSINESS CONDUCTED BY HIM AND THE US GOVERNMENT! EVER WONDERED WHY HE DIDN'T RESPOND OR CLARIFY ANYTHING? YET HE ALWAYS SEEMS TO REPLY TO EVERYONE ELSE WITH "VIRAL TOPICS" ABOUT HIS COMPANY? NEXT WEEK, EVERYTHING WILL COME TO LIGHT! IF THE NORWOOD REAPER COULDN'T STOP YOU BRIAN, THEN I WILL! ENJOY THIS TRAILER FOR NOW BECAUSE VERY SOON YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIRE A LOT OF INNOCENT PEOPLE! ~ DOCTOR AXIUS. RETARDIO.

My respect for Hayden has gone up TENFOLD after reading this. Fat stocky ginger kid puppeteering WORLD LEADERS and doing it WITH NO FUCKS GIVEN. Can you imagine him meeting Milei and discussing this 100 MILLION DOLLAR SHITCOIN FINESSE? Walks up behind him, slaps him at the back of his head: "Sup nigga." Milei looks back at him and stutters: "Y-y-yes Hayden... a-a-a-anything you'd like for me to do today?" Hayden sits down, puts his legs up on the coffee table and lights up a cigar. "That's Lord Hayden to you, lil nigga." THE PRESIDENT OF ARGENTINA IS A SUBORDINATE OFFICER OF A CRYPTO SCAMMER. Do you guys understand what this means? It means WE ARE AT THE TOP of the food chain. Matter of fact, I need my own little world leader to start handling behind the scenes. LINE THEM UP AND I'LL PICK THE BEST ONE. Maybe I should "lil nigga" Netanyahu. Retar Dio.

Get into some school fights, look like the "troubled" but respected and smart guy who needs to be fixed. "You're so intelligent, why are you doing this???" The rest is history. ~ Dr. Axius.

Nigga holding in laugh knowing damn well he been launching pumpfun shitcoins finessing THE FUCK out of everyone in here for MULTI MILLIONS. Retar Dio.

You haven't had a single profitable trade in your life you slender geek. All you do is yap to get supply from naïve shitcoin teams and sell it to afford your LARPing lifestyle. If I catch you calling yourself a "trader" again [identify yourself a grifter instead], I will be dropping the nuke. Capisce? Retar Dio.

Pumpfun isn't even the problem, Sure it's giving a "platform" but the truth is, These people exist everywhere. It's shedding light on how sick-twisted the average broke and desperate retard is. People are willing to do ANYTHING for money. You get to see the unfiltered truth and reality of how things operate for those in poverty. I'm seeing things and not even shocked. The person you see on a day-to-day basis and who YOU THINK is a good guy, will do this too. Retar Dio.

This entire market is about to teleport and you niggaz are calling for lower. Holy fuck Crypto Twitter is useless. Bonk Guy, don't even try it. Shut the fuck up. No, but seriously. Imagine being sidelined rn? ~ Dr. Axius.

Sell off a day before FOMC is ABSOLUTELY what bulls want to see. Will not elaborate any further. ~ Dr. Axius.

The only way to stop the LA Vape Cabal is by making a rival SUPERHERO TEAM. If they are the villains of this space, Someone needs to create the STRONGEST group of CT SUPERHERO’s and take them down. Don’t look at me - I work alone. But we need the avengers of CT. APG used to be seen as that, but they’re all retired and old now. So who’s making the BLOCKCHAIN FANTASTIC FOUR? Study their weaknesses and find the best candidates to counter them. Like kryptonite. Frank is Indian? We need a Pakistani. Rasmr is Jewish? We need a German. Orangie is fat? We need a skinny nigga. You guys get the memo. Good luck. Retar Dio.

IF YOU ARE NEW HERE, I AM THE GREATEST MIND IN CRYPTO HISTORY. YOU ARE VERY LUCKY TO BE HERE. THE US GOVERNMENT DESTROYED ETHEREUM TO SCOOP IT UP CHEAP AND THEY ANNOUNCE STAKING VERY SOON! HOW DO I KNOW? I AM FEDERAL. ~ DR. AXIUS. RETAR DIO.

To everyone who has "made money" buying TRUMP, I highly suggest that you take your money and start trading derivatives/perpetual contracts. You're a good trader now, you have the capital to grow. Start with x10 leverage to get TEN TIMES the gains you'd normally get. When you get a bit better, you can increase the leverage. You made 500K with TRUMP? That 500K could EASILY become 5M on leverage. Don't just call it quits and sit on your hands. Think of all the opportunities you have MAX LONGING in a bull market? Come on over, we want you here. 😉 Retar Dio.

Ethereum 5K+ in October or I'm a pathetic little faggot. ~ Dr. Axius.

You know why CT is full of faggots? Because niggas on here will do WHATEVER so long as they make some money. They'll gag on balls if it means they can peel off 6 figures from a shitcoin, whilst the person behind it is profiting multi-millions. In some cases, 8+ figures with ease. I would rather make NOTHING with the opportunity offered to make even 100 MILLION DOLLARS, If it meant that the person behind it makes nothing too. You guys aren't petty enough, you're too soft. You want to play the little "shitcoin rotation game" because CASH is the ONLY THING of value to you. You niggaz let a homosexual grifting Jew come into this space after FIVE PLUS YEARS of shit talking crypto. You welcomed him with open arms. I would've spat in his face and told him to get fucked. You guys sit here LE EPIC PRO LARPing about being "TRUMP SUPPORTERS" because it benefits crypto. But you aren't even REAL CONSERVATIVES. Because if you were a TRUE CONSERVATIVE, You wouldn't let ILLEGAL ALIENS come to our space and rape the whole industry just because they're regarded as "celebrities" [a few million USELESS followers]. "B-b-b-but mass adoption though bro?" Yeah how about you just buy BTC or ETH if you want to join this space, Do you need to launch your DOGSHIT SCAM TOKEN like every other fuckhead? It is ALL FOR THEM to benefit from, under the guise of "doing it for crypto." You couldn't do SHIT for crypto even if you tried, you're IRRELEVANT. In the real world, If someone who thinks they're HOTSHOT went to a different city and tried to do business, They would have to answer to the BIG TIMERS of that city. If they tried to sell their goods, they would get THEIR DOMEPIECE SHOT UP. You guys spent years in this space and monopolized it as "CRYPTO TWITTER," Only to open the borders and let extractive scammers enter PILLAGING everything. 99% of this space is infested with SPINELESS PUSSIES. Get some testosterone in your pathetic bodies and get these dumb fucks out of here. Retar Dio.

I remember Q4 2020 feeling pretty similar to what it feels now. I'm not even going to open up the BTC chart and pinpoint the exact price, but I think BTC was at 12K~ [far below last cycle ATH] and equities were outperforming. Feels similar because I vividly remember coping and trolling with my friends at the time: "Look at us, retarded little internet coin holders." GME was going parabolic, SPACs were doing decent, random pharma companies were x1000ing with FDA approvals, there were a million opportunities in traditional finance. But crypto? There was barely any hope. It felt dead. This was already post-recovery of the COVID nuke, Everyone was wondering - how much juice is there really left? People who you probably don't even know of anymore sold and started shorting. Then the mother of all outperformances took place. None of this price action can psyop me. ~ Dr. Axius.

Very soon what you'll see is this: ETH is primed to max pump again, price has been coiling up like a rattlesnake ready to strike. ETH pumps and drags up BTC with it [this could be the 'highest' BTC price we see for the summer]. Selective altcoins go up BIGLY because of ETH. SOL onchain remains dead, nerds continue to cry. Justin Sun realizes everyone is bored of the current SOL environment. He understands he can "relocate" these eager market participants over to TRON. "USDT usage on Tron has reached ATHs." Onchain activity starts to gain momentum again. We see a massive TRON szn whilst ETH is below 4K. ETH breaks ATH and that TRON onchain money flows into ETH onchain, similar to 2021 and NFTs turbo send. BTC gets a final push higher. Everyone calls for 500K BTC, celebrations start, "Why would I sell when it's going to 1M?" ETH blowoff top. Everything dies. End. ~ Dr. Axius. Retar Dio.

Binance is trying to kill off Hyperliquid. I have acquired some intel with Chinese logs, an agent working close to the group of perpetrators. Had to reach out to an ex-MSS Chinese translator and even he said, I quote here: “I have never seen anything like this.” “Who knew a cartel could exist online? CZ is fucking ruthless. This is kill or be killed.” I believe if this ever comes to light, We may see a repeat of CZ vs SBF in terms of CEX vs DEX. However there are no similarities to FTX for CZ to capitalize on. So he is BRUTEFORCE ATTACKING with his infinite wealth. “Don’t trade on hype, trade on knowledge.” Remember, I’m just a parody account and none of this is real. Retar Dio.

@brian_armstrong say I'm lying you bald ass nigga and I'll drop the paperwork rn. Retar Dio.

Niggaz shorted the bottom of crypto because some Chinese creeps spent less shekels to remake ChatGPT. Nigga they been doing that shit forever. I had a chipped PlayStation2 from China and it ran every game for a dollar. Did the gaming industry go bust? Fuck no. Lesson. Retar Dio.

You're telling me that alts can drop -90% in one day, But somehow it's impossible for alts to do the complete opposite and collectively pump +90% in one day? "B-b-b-but so many bodies have yet to surface and we have to assess the damage!" Fuck up retard. As soon as this bottoming period is done, Bears are going to pay in BLOOD. P.S.: FUCK WINTERMUTE. ~ Dr. Axius.

They took my gold belt/badge, Slapped me with a parody clown mask, And then sent ETH to 2K. Any other man would be absolutely finished right now. But me? Still fucking standing. Retar Dio.

Trolling aside, This is peak 2022-esque capitulation. Almost feels identical to the FTX implosion [for alts - not BTC]. Mini bear market in the greater bull market. I don't think we've topped "macro" wise, We end up higher mid/long-term on strong coins. Problem is, most of you will end up grinding your cash stack to zero buying every "potential bottom" that just goes lower. Don't get wiped out revenge trading. God bless. Retar Dio.

“Can’t wait to print this cycle” Yeah 3D print a shotgun, brother. Retar Dio.

You guys are going to meme this kid but he'll end up right. Despite knowing not much about crypto, He concluded STRAIGHT AWAY that SOL has likely hit peak mindshare velocity because of TRUMP. HOW? It's called the Talmudic Jewish Sixth Sense. 👁️⃤ DNA embedded with magic power. How do you guys think GCR became a BILLIONAIRE? Some people come into this game with the ability to synchronize with the market and simply FEEL it. You can't LEARN it. You can't TEACH it. And from my experience dealing with participants here, It is the tiny hats who somehow possess a natural talent for this and that being on PERPS. If this nigga spent 6 months trading perps he'd do incredibly well with his critical thinking alone. But instead, he'll likely be stuck gambling in the shitcoin trenches wasting his ancestral wizardry. Adin you podgy little gerbil, Pull up BTCUSDT.P and ETHUSDT.P instead of "shitcoin"/SOL. You'll thank me. Retar Dio.

The funny thing about buying the "exact bottom" is, In hindsight, it doesn't even matter. If I don't think the macro top is in, Why THE FUCK wouldn't I buy when alts are down -90% from their top? "B-b-b-but it can go down another -90%!" Yeah bro, the Europoors said this all throughout 2023 and remained sidelined as we silently grinded back up. I also know that majority of players here are underwater BIGLY and have no spare cash to actually deploy. In Q4 2022, I saw intelligent friends who had bought spot SOL [at around 30 dollars] only to capitulate at a massive loss because it went lower. A -70% drop from 30 dollars - "black swan" event [FTX implosion] was disgusting, don't get me wrong. But in another world, that never happened. 30 could've really been the bottom. And how many people here RIGHT NOW would ALL IN their entire portfolio if SOL was presented to them at 30 dollars, knowing what they know now? Does it matter if you bought SOL at 20 or 30 when it's back at previous ATH? Some of you guys won't buy panic or capitulation because in your tiny brain you think YOU NEED to buy the "anger" phase. Unless you're anticipating some REALLY BAD NEWS or genuinely think this crypto cycle is done, You have to accept alts are extremely oversold and worth the punt. Permabear posters are a disease to your mind. Retar Dio.

Best trader I know told me that the BTC Strategic Reserve marked the bottom of ETHBTC. Retar Dio.

I'm cracking up because CZ is the same nigga who allows his employees to "sell" internal Binance data to MMs, i.e.: liquidation prices of specific users. The same nigga who makes everyone "feel safe" on a CEX but has access to all the information required to do the things he's speaking out against here. Remember when CZ denied there being an internal trading desk for Binance? Then the court documents proved they were trading against their own users? You know why he's so pressed about decentralized exchanges? It has NOTHING to do with "replacing" Binance as an entity. It has EVERYTHING to do with everyone entering a level playing field where HIS EDGE [having eyes on user trades] is now made public. Hoe ass nigga. ~ Dr. Axius. Retar Dio.

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨🚨🚨 WINTERMUTE - THE MOST RUTHLESS AND SINISTER MARKET MAKING CRIMINAL GROUP IN CRYPTO ARE CONFIRMED TO BE DEAD BY THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION! TOTALLY WIPED OUT! ~ Dr. Axius.

He wasn't lying. 95%+ of traders are FINALLY free from their finances. ~ Dr. Axius.

So if you're a bit new 22, The way this works is [and has always worked like this in previous bulls]: ETH drags up BTC and ETH consolidates, BTC then drags up ETH and BTC consolidates. Rinse and repeat the above until a blowoff top on either. But as this is happening, there are always outperformers. I think SOL outperforms here with BTC starting its ascend again. Onchain szn most likely picks up too. Goodluck niggaz. ~ Dr. Axius.

The worst thing about going back up is all the "trench kids" that disappeared making a little return again. Literal homosexuals. Retar Dio.

Story time about MEXC. A good friend of mine had some money stuck on MEXC, he asked me to help him out via Twitter. I DMed a few people on here who I speak to [and they have a large reach]. MEXC continued to act weird, making up extremely weird excuses: - "Abnormal trading behaviour" - ??? - "Account is at risk" - but couldn't specify what risk there is? - "We've messaged the relevant team" - but couldn't specify who this team was? I had seen enough. I took it upon myself to RAG the team. You need to have a unique approach compared to others facing the same issue. For me, I went with: The INSANE YARDIE BADMAN. With the INSANE YARDIE BADMAN, I reached out on their TG to a staff member who was a BLACK MAN [display picture]. I carefully used Jamaican slang to intimidate him. "MANNA BADMAN" - Real niggas know how SERIOUS of a threat this is. INSTANTLY he knew I wasn't playing no games. This wasn't your ordinary white boy trying to get somewhere, this was a REAL DON getting his lick back. The trick is to use certain words in a sentence to really imitate a BADMAN Jamaican Yardie, for example: "RASCLART exchange" "I'm gonna show MEXC and the whole unit behind it WAGWAN" Showing someone "WAGWAN" is one of the scariest things you can imagine. It's entirely ambiguous, leaving the reader hesitant. Then, to finish up, I left it on: "I'll actually get on DEMON TIME" 24 hours after this, the money was withdrawn. I could've spent WEEKS with Chinese MEXC bots, but as a GENIUS, I went for a different attack. I would say to all those struggling with shadiness from dogshit exchanges: Study Rasta Reggae. Remilio.

🚨NEW: IRAN STRIKES MOSSAD MONEY LAUNDERING AGENCY WITH DIGITAL HYPERSONIC MISSILES! ~ Dr. Axius.

Every single time the market starts looking good, All the grifting insects come out the woodwork. There was a time that ONLY during PEAK EUPHORIA we would see questionable shit happen. That was once upon a time considered a "top signal." Now it's a common occurrence WHENEVER the market starts to look half-decent. Why? Because nobody is here to really trade. They're too sharp for that, it's not worth their time. These retards see BTC start to creep up, And they don't even wait for an ATH break anymore. They start deploying dumb shit left and right FRONT-RUNNING others who ALSO had a plan to extract. So those extractors realize, "Damn, others done it first. They beat us to it. We were waiting for higher before we'd drop our stuff. Never again!" Eventually what happens [and what is happening now], you don't even get to experience a prolonged healthy market. Because they're all WAITING for the market to look "ok enough" to launch scams, So it sets us back all over again. That's why it's non-stop rotational PvP dogshit. That "froth" does not go unpunished in this game. ~ Dr. Axius. Retar Dio.

It is YOUR JOB right now to tell ALL YOUR FRIENDS in the REAL WORLD, That you are DOWN BAD AS FUCK. You need to EXAGGERATE STORIES how you’ve LOST IT ALL. Free yourself from the EVIL EYE, Get rid of POCKET-WATCHERS, And the MOST IMPORTANT THING, Watch concealed haters smirk and get happy. NORMALIZE AND HUMANIZE YOURSELF so they don’t feel envy any more. It’s HARD WORK being a YOUNG RICH NIGGA, but this is Crypto PA is a BLESSING. “Wow I’d hate to be in his shoes right now!”—Is what they’ll be thinking. But you know why it’s so good? Because in a month or so, we will be UP BIGLY. And ALL OF THEM CLOWNS will have MISSED IT by getting FUDDED by you. It’s called PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE, bucko. Time to start the POOR LARP NOW. Remilio.

You guys are being way too harsh on Gainzy, He only slipped on a banana peel, done a backflip, landed on a skateboard, went through his bedroom door, his cat jumped at him, he got spooked and fell out the window, done a roly poly on the ground, his phone fell out and THEN he tried picking it up so his hands slipped on "SELL." Understandable mistake. ~ Dr. Axius.

BRIAN—CALL FOR AN EXECUTIVE MEETING ASAP AND TAKE IT VERY SERIOUSLY. THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT YOUR RESPONSE. THE WORST THING YOU COULD DO IS GAMBLE THAT I AM "BLUFFING." HOW WOULD I KNOW THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE IF THAT WAS THE CASE? YOUR REPUTATION IS ONLY AS STRONG AS YOUR CREDIBILITY. DO NOT MAKE THE WRONG CHOICE HERE. RETARDIO.

“Crypto and AI has no use-case!” Explain this then? Retar Dio.

Here's some fun facts about Binance that CZ doesn't want you know: The Binance spot market is ENTIRELY propped up by trading firms like Amber using LOCKED BNB they received from CZ [when he had rugged everyone's Binance equity]. They have NON-SELLABLE, NON-TRANSFERRABLE BNB that they use to farm the launchpad and use as collateral in the spot market at a NET LOSS, They then farm the market rebates. The spot market being propped up by BNB is essentially Binance giving MMs Alameda-like loans. My question to CZ is very simple: Can you CONFIRM or DENY that nearly 30%~ of the Binance spot market is propped up by locked BNB that certain Singaporean trading firms received in exchange for Binance equity after the ICO? GENUINELY THINK about this guys. How is Binance's spot market so deep and liquid compared to everyone else? Once again, it is because MMs quote at B/E or slight net loss and farm the spot MM rebates. ~ Dr. Axius. Retar Dio.

Bitcoin. Tomorrow. The call is made. ~ Dr. Axius.

Second cycle behaviour is easily the worst curse in crypto. Your first cycle, you made a fuckload of money because you winged it and got lucky. Your second cycle now, you recognized how you lost it all by longing LUNA, so you start meticulously planning on how to keep your profit this time. In the course of that, You become obsessed with "playing the market" perfectly. You THINK you can avoid getting burnt this time and you're finally "experienced" [given the beatings you've taken]. But in reality, you're going to underperform and overtrade. You'll micromanage every position, You'll overthink every small move by derisking/hedging to "be safe." Do you know why people in crypto agree it takes "three cycles" to make it? Because in your third cycle onwards, You simply DO NOT GIVE A FUCK. It's like the 'midcurve' meme. Second cycle is VERY LITERALLY in the middle. Leftcurve is first cycle. Rightcurve is third cycle. You know that there's no point stressing over intraday chop, the grand vision is significantly higher and you're optimistic because optimism is the only way to make it big in this game. You'll know when to sell too, because of raw intuition. If you're a second cycle pleb, take a step back, shut the fuck up and stop overcomplicating it. I know you just discovered what the red button is and are excited you can "make money" on the way down, But save yourself the trouble and money, stick to green. Retar Dio.

"Fuck everyone thinks we're lapdogs of Israel, quick call in that 5'5 Ukranian comedian LARPing as a president and let's bully him on national television to prove we're AMERICA FIRST!" Retar Dio.

I am going to stream the Top 50 Biggest Faggots on Crypto Twitter. Stay tuned. ~ Dr. Axius.

There’s no easy way to say this but 99% of you on here need to quit trading. Quit crypto. Quit trying. Quit browsing. You are not cut out for this. Just quit my niggaz. Stop falling for the, “Never stop clicking, show up everyday.” Quit. You suck. ~ Dr. Axius.

ETH szn is here and you can't see it because you're a brainwashed newgen post-phantom wallet shitcoiner. Brian is doing with Base what Vitalik couldn't do with his creation [and Coinbase will single-handedly resurrect ETH]. I see many of my own close and good friends presenting arguments for why we may have genuinely topped. But I'm dying on the hill that we won't top until ETH makes the most historic and craziest run anyone has ever seen. Retar Dio.

BTC was 17K and I made it very clear that it would OUTPERFORM ALL ELSE. Not only that, but it would leave everyone NOT EXPOSED TO IT in the dirt. 2 years later, Every single retard in shitcoins is left in a bodybag meanwhile BTC has been up only in a straight line. Now I simply say: Ethereum will rally, outperform all else and leave everyone underexposed [majority not exposed at all] in the dirt. Come back to this in a few months. ~ Dr. Axius // Mr. Double T [TimeTraveller]. Retar Dio.

Times like this remind me of repentance and fearing God almighty. Nobody should take a life, no matter who they are or what they’ve said. We’re here one day and gone the next, completely unannounced. When that happens, we will stand before our creator and answer for everything, And there’s no going back. ~ Dr. Axius.

This is Ethereum. ~ Dr. Axius.

Harambe getting killed had more of a public uproar than that poor Ukrainian girl. GORILLAS get a bigger reaction than the murder of white women in modern day America. Unfuckingbelievable. ~ Dr. Axius.

Well the guy is clearly following my posts. He just raised his BTC position to a 62M long and he's adding. So it certainly begs the question. What does one know to wake up, Rub the crust out his eyes, And almost blindly go MAX LONG? Could it possibly be that... The White House Crypto Summit is not priced in? Could he know what is about to be said? Could it be... talks of a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve? Stay tuned. Retar Dio.

Let it be known that Ethereum is the clean and BEST CHAIN. PRISTINE. GOVERNED. REAL WEALTH. Cost of doing business with fees is HIGH for A REASON. Solana is RIDDLED with grifters. APEX PREDATORS lurking around and pretending that "this chain" is the future so they can MANIPULATE newcomers into entering the deep wilderness and getting PLAYER KILLED. How many of you little weasels just got PK'd for your TRUMP MAX SET? The president himself held your hand and made you cross that ditch. You retarded fuck. He promised to double your money. Sure, he did. Right? Then he promised to triple your money, and because he doubled just before, you went for it. Now look at you. BROKE. HOPELESS. STUPID. Only possible on the SOLANA NETWORK. Return to Ethereum And more importantly, Return to God. Retar Dio.

Look how good the vibes are when ETH is pumping. Didn't see that with BTC or SOL did you? Fucking RETARDS. ~ Dr. Axius. Retar Dio.

I'll give my PUMP thesis and keep it simple. Firstly, I am not in any private / seed round, nor do I have any stake/equity in pumpfun. That being said, the thesis is super simple. I went and investigated each and every founder. You have a bunch of young Jews sitting with BILLIONS. Each and every one of them is pretty much a harmless dork in the real world, respectfully. Alon, MAYBE you have potential, but the rest are cooked from a presence standpoint. This is also why Alon is the public figure. Let me put it this way, if it weren't for PF, they'd be browsing incel forums. TOTALLY invisible. 110% GUARANTEED. BUT THIS IS GOOD. This means that PF is EVERYTHING for them. The ONE THING that gave them ATTENTION in this world. They simply cannot AFFORD to become irrelevant or fade away. You can only abandon something if you're CHAD. They are not CHAD ENOUGH to do anything with the billions. Remember, status is above money. SECOND to the point made above, They're clearly going to PUMP their own coin because it increases the overall value of their company. Then, they can take out LOANS [interest-free because they're Jewish] against their self-inflated "balance sheet" - which will be PF tokens, And then "cash out" FURTHER BILLIONS for "power." This is all a power move. Pure fucking logic. 1 + 1 = 2. ~ Dr. Axius.

.@cobie put it on my nigga. ~ Dr. Axius.

1M views. Stay tuned. ~ Dr. Axius.

Nobody cared who I was until I put the Retardio on.

I know you guys are retarded but you do know that ETH can basically go up +10-20% every week for the next 3-6 months, right? ~ Dr. Axius.

Is anyone surprised? ~ Dr. Axius. Retar Dio.

Never kill yourself. You can make everything back and more in 24 hours. ~ Dr. Axius. Retar Dio.

I really DID NOT want it to come to this. I even offered an "out" for Brian, telling him CLEARLY to OWN UP himself. Everyone likes to think I'm the "bad guy" here - SURE. If you think that makes me the "BAD GUY" for exposing the truth, then WHATEVER. I'LL TAKE IT! But I can't have this information in my possession and NOT ACT ON IT. And what better time to drop this ATOMIC BOMB than when the market is already going down? COMPLETE AND TOTAL WIPEOUT. 🎯🧸 I'm not sure what lasting impact this will have on the crypto industry, but that's not on me. THE DAMAGE IS DONE. In association with Evil Empire... THE TRUTH BEHIND COINBASE. RT and share this as much as you can before they remove it! Retar Dio.

@HugoMartingale DM, I'll slide you $500K right now. If Elon can pay niggas being sued for free speech, I can pay niggas to keep up the free speech spirit too. Any intern fired for tweeting "Retardio" - you will be reimbursed. Retardio.

What do you guys think CZ is doing right now? The world's richest man on a weekend and SUNDAY to be exact. You don't think his associates have pinged his phone and said, "Zhǎngwò, they're spreading misinformation and FUDing Aster on the timeline!" Do you think CZ gives a SOLITARY FUCK? Do you think he gets up from his harem of ABGs and stubs his toe in a rush to address CRYPTO TWITTER RETARDS? Do you think he starts sweating and FRANTICALLY PANICKING trying to find his glasses? He read all that bullshit and smirked to himself. "Good. Let them do their worst." Whilst a freshly recruited ASTER ABG peacock feathers him and feeds him seedless grapes. "Oh my gawd zaddy, how are you so composed?" Nigga says "FOUR" in a stoical tone. You think some Llama looking ass nigga is going to intimidate him because he removed Aster from his website? Tomorrow he's going to roll out of bed, crack his knuckles and RAPE every single DIPSHIT that tried to press him whilst he remained silent. You pathetic bearcucks are on borrowed time. ~ Dr. Axius.

The "hat" in question that "stays on." You niggaz got bamboozled. Retar Dio.

My favourite LA Vape Cabal member was and is Frank. I called him the INDIAN HITLER. He never gave a single fuck and for that, I SALUTE HIM. The day the whole timeline was torching "insider trading," This nigga didn't even TRY to hide. He popped out and tweeted, "Hell yeah I'm inside trading, I don't care, SUE ME." EVERYONE sat there shell-shocked. WHAT? Is he really admitting it? If you didn't get the memo, he basically said: "What the FUCK are you going to do about it?" And really, what DID you do about it? Cry on Twitter? INDIAN HITLER told you niggaz to YOUR FACE what he's about. Not only that, but he showed up on Adin Ross' stream grinning EAR TO EAR. That diabolical SINISTER smile is BURNED into my brain. You all know EXACTLY what smile I'm talking about. Gives me chills. It wasn't enough that he G-CHECKED everyone on here, He had to BRANCH OUT to different communities, This nigga hopped from one multiverse to another and GOD DAMN HOODWINKED ADIN ROSS TOO. THE END BOSS OF STREAMING. He scored on CT and then scored on Kick. FOR WHAT? For the love of the fucking game. He's the King Von of Crypto Twitter. Fuck being a serial killer, nigga a damn serial finesser. And you know what they say, NO FACE NO CASE. I'm glad he's back. ~ Dr. Axius.

I have never once flipped bearish this cycle unlike 99.9% of the homosexuals that reside on Crypto Twitter. From Jan 2023 to 2025 right now. Why? Because I don't do the "level to level" LARP. When you buy the BOTTOM with size, You will ALWAYS remain bullish until you believe we've legitimately topped. When you're scalping here and there, You'll always be a pussy with zero conviction. So many of you guys got shaken out because of pseudo-intellectuals typing up doomer threads. It's fucking pathetic. Moreover, Why would I, known as Mr. 2022 Top Shorter, Ruin my SUPERFORECASTING by calling a top when it isn't a top? When I call it, it'll be the MACRO one. I can't wait to tell you all it's over one day [again] and shatter your dreams. Until then, shut the FUCK UP and remain long. ~ Dr. Axius.

I know Jewish trickeries better than anyone here. I’ve studied their past moves, thought processes, tactics, everything imaginable. These niggaz never had the intention for CEXs to fill. It was marketing. They knew the fastest and most viable way would’ve been via their own website. THEY PROBABLY FILLED THEIR OWN NIGGAZ WITH WHITELISTED WALLETS. So now when you’re all refunded from majority of CEXs, You’ll have all that money sidelined to ape on launch and be exit liquidity for these so-called whitelisted niggaz. It makes demand look even more excessive, creating mass hype. “Damn it was so oversubscribed, everyone wanted in at 4B FDV?!” And the whitelisted niggaz won’t even hedge because all you hedge retards will get BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, Then once you noobs are blown out, On that little spike up, they’ll lock in that easy money. Thanks for playing. Shabbat Shalom. ~ Dr. Axius.

I fucking dare the Ethereum Foundation to sell right now. Retar Dio.

Kanye West dropping HH marked the most bullish reversal in crypto history. Thank you, Ye. ~ Dr. Axius. Retar Dio.

You niggaz "onboarded" a gay scamming Jew into crypto. Congratulations. Retar Dio.

I remember a few years ago, maybe 2018ish, I saw a clip on the JR podcast where he had this guest, They spoke about the highest levels of dopamine that someone can ever feel. They said the one thing before cocaine was day-trading. That clip, wherever it is now, always stuck with me. Many lessons in this. Most of you aren't even trading, you're just electronic cokeheads. ~ Dr. Axius. Retar Dio.

You're about to buy the Trump coin a whole 24 hours after they generated MAXIMUM EXIT LIQUIDITY to flee their RISK-FREE BAGS at 30 BILLION DOLLARS FDV? They CASHED THE FUCK OUT with 500 MILLION DOLLARS overnight and you're buying? L M F A O BUDDYBOYO. Suckers like YOU are the reason markets exist. "But muh president coin, muh MAGA hat" You stupid son of a bitch. The "MOONSHOT" insiders gave you a DISGUSTING MONEYSHOT on your face and you're sitting there like a whore drenched in SEMEN. Take this napkin and clean yourself up, bitch ass nigga. ~ Dr. Axe // Leader of ETH. Retar Dio.

Queue, "You know it's bad when Axe is posting charts." But what if? Retar Dio.

It’s a scam you retards. Retar Dio.

In life, You need to know WHEN TO ATTACK. If you're always on the attack, two things tend to happen: 1] Nobody takes you serious - because that's your DEFAULT STATE. You're always on attack mode, somehow nothing happens. If you were TRULY attacking, whatever it is, it would've been done already. 2] You remove the element of surprise and your enemies have their guard up. This is important to understand the next: I PATIENTLY waited on cruise mode to OBLITERATE POORAN KOLE again. I saw him rebuild his brand from the ground up. I saw him go on his little winning sprees. There I was in the shadows, encouraging him. Petting him on back. Like Netanyahu pretending to be friends with Trump. I felt the power of a Jew. But just like last time and historic recurrence This retarded balding BEARTARD will lose ALL his scalp gains accumulated since the start of year in the next move up. Worked his way back up to a title rematch, Just to get bodybagged one last time. ~ Dr. Axius. Retar Dio.

The funniest thing would be: Trump pump candle, Market immediate reversal dump, Market reversal pump again back to Trump pump candle highs around March 7th. If there was ever a textbook definition of the word, "rape," This would have to be it. Retar Dio.

Stock market is so gay, You got lazy retards making money by OTHER PEOPLE working like slaves to build up a company. Company does well, lazy retard makes money for nothing. At least with crypto, absolutely NOTHING is being built. We’re making money without anyone doing anything. One could argue that this requires A LOT more skill. Technically, boomers deserve to see SP500 and NASDAQ crash, And INSHALLAH there is more to come. What did they do to deserve those gains? Learn some useful skills, lazy old fucks. ~ Dr. Axius. Retar Dio.

Everyone used to meme on here: "Everyone hates the rich, it takes courage to hate the poor." Nowadays, Everyone hates the bulls and it takes COURAGE to hate the bears. I don't see bears get violated by anyone. THEY HAVE A FREE PASS TO COME HERE AND SPREAD THEIR PROPAGANDA FOR SOME LIKES? You have almost ALL given up. What does it take now? I'll tell you: DOGE to 1 dollar being preordained. When we see the DOGE ETF up next week and BILLIONS OF DOLLARS flow into the first memecoin and TECHNICALLY the first ever "NFT" [if you know, you know], We will experience alt season at such FEROCITY that all the "top callers" will be DESTROYED by not only the price action but myself and BDB. We will make sure every single bastard bearposting right now is held accountable. This. Is. FUCKING PERSONAL. ~ Dr. Axius.

Let me tell you niggaz ONE THING loud and fucking clear. It's always the same question of, "Who's going to make us go up from here?" Do you retards not understand that nothing is real? This entire alt market is propped up by FAKE CONTRACTS that seemingly determine the underlying asset price. But "muhhh proof of reserves!" Who the fuck is buying some these alts on spot and that being WITH SIZE to "cash out and hold" ...? It's 2025. BARELY ANYONE. So when "they" want to spawn FAKE NUMBERS in the form of contracts to show "demand" it will inevitably PUMP PRICES. NOTHING IS REAL. When Paolo wakes up and slaps in the code ::spawnitemUSDT5BILLION Who the FUCK is checking the physical dollars behind that nigga? How do you think it was possible to smoke some of these coins down to ZERO? THERE WAS NOTHING BACKING IT. THERE NEVER HAS BEEN. We're playing monopolymoneymaxxing other than the majors [BTC/ETH etc.] So when "they" want to pump prices, they will, with or without YOU or ANYONE ELSE buying. Max pain is higher, that's life. ~ Dr. Axius.

TO EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN LIQUIDATED TODAY: NEVER KILL YOURSELF. ~ Dr. Axius.

Everyone is fucking terrified to bullpost. I've seen like maybe 2-3 people, CBS, Ansem, Mayne. If not us, who? ~ Dr. Axius.