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At The Dentist
*Dentist stabs me in the face*
“Ya know if u flossed you wouldn’t be bleeding”
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If u are Muslim and messed with on this day and or any day hmu I will glady slump any bigot no questions asked
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By Taking the average of the diameters (4.275)
We find the avg radius is approx 2.1375
then squared and multiplied by pi means that shawty can fit approx 14.373322171875 inches squared of mass in her mouth
Even if the throat game is just decent
Shawty is dangerous 😳
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Am I the only one who is self conscious about their windshield wipers. Like if mine are goin faster than others on the road I feel weird
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Btw if u didn't hear bc the mic this man Johnathan Woodbune WROTE THIS SONG HIMSELF #scpwinter16
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The guy that this Olivia Rodrigo girl sings about is the definition of
“She Broke, I’m up”
What a fucking King that guy is 🤝💯
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I’m coaching middle school lax and one of my kids is named jack.
Needed him to get off the field during a drill yesterday.
And at 22 years old at 4 pm on a Thursday I was yelling “JACK OFF, JACK OFF” to a bunch of 12 year olds
I luv my life
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Niggas be in the gym working on they jumper all day but won’t vaccinate their kids. Bro u worried about the wrong shot 😂😂
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Crazy I went to elementary school with some of these kids. Appreciate everyday you have on earth
HEAD ON CRASH: Four young adults from Jacksonville were killed in a car accident news4jax.com/news/fhp-4-kill…
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A nigga like me prolly just keep my head down and keep grinding. I focus on my self and stay in my lane to get to the bag. I know a lot of y’all can’t say the same
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International House of 🅱️ancakes 😤😤😤🔫🔫
For 60 pancakin’ years, we’ve been IHOP. Now, we’re flippin’ our name to IHOb. Find out what it could b on 6.11.18. #IHOb
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Alright I just finished my finals so now I’m really on ur head.
If these tweets don’t progressively get funnier imma cook you like a Hot pocket after school
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I swear to FUCK I’m slapping the shit out of someone wearing shorts today tryna flex they ain’t cold
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Wait wait wait wait wait hol up hold on wait a minute
His name is WHAT?!?!?
Breaking: International Olympic Committee member Dick Pound says the 2020 Olympics are going to be postponed, per @cbrennansports
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I remember when u played this for me and u said it was an experience. This song will mean a lot more now soundcloud.com/lavaleursure/…
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Fuckers in school always in:
⚪️ the store
⚪️ the park
🔘 the barber shop
Talm bout:
⚪️ politics
🔘 chief keef ain't bout this
⚪️ weather
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🤯this kid ran 80 yards in 8 seconds in a game, in pads, with a ball, and not in a straight line and likely slowed down towards the end. This is not getting enough attention
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