i was once retweeted by THE OFFICIAL rainforest cafe twitter. the air bud of speedrunning. he/they
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i dont mean to alarm you, but THE OFFICIAL rainforest cafe twitter responded to my tweet. im LITERALLY shaking.
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Mitten Squad was such a huge inspiration for me back when I solely made Fallout content. It really really sucks to hear of his passing. He was truly a talented and unique creator.
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people who comment about how glitches shouldn't be allowed in speedruns get real quiet once you start asking them where they were on january 6th
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in case you were wondering how much confidence YouTube's built-in support inspires...
i contacted them through creator support and was helped by "Nick". i just got this follow up email saying they're working on it. check this out.
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people who sleep with socks on are disgusting. i can't imagine not feeling the insides of my shoes with my bare feet when i get in bed.
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over the past day i've learned that if you retweet furry vore ONCE, people make a lot of assumptions about you. all you need to do is retweet it ONE TIME. never mind any context that it's an NBA team's brazilian twitter account that tweeted it. I JUST RETWEETED IT ONCE.
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Effective immediately, I'm ending all involvement and association with Karl Jobst, including The Legends Podcast. I was made aware and notified about things he's said/done in the past that directly conflict with my morals and who I am as a person. [1/2]
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I just woke up from a dream where I made a six and a half hour video detailing a Club Penguin speedrun and it got three million views in a day. Half of me wants to drop all videos in production and make this masterpiece instead, but not sure the world is ready yet.
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this is the best take ive seen so far on the Dream cheating situation. this couldve made for good content & grown the community even further.
instead we have another case of cheating that people will use to propagate their idea that speedrunning is filled with cheaters.
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guess who got in as a bonus game for AGDQ 2025💃💃
here's your hint: it's not me, it's some fuck with a g in his name
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Today my GDQ run passed a million views on my personal channel. In total it has over 2.2 million views when you add in the views the run has on the GDQ YouTube channel. Thank you all for the love and positivity you’ve sent my way since we accomplished this run 16 months ago!
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Abusers have no place in the speedrunning community and should never be welcomed back. They can work on themselves and reform themselves, but they don't have to do it in the speedrunning community. [1/3]
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you’re not a real speedrunner until a youtube comment has threatened you with physical violence for using glitches.
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got an email from a random dude asking me to select one of four (incredibly popular) games, to explain why i chose it, and to write a PARAGRAPH to convince him why he should play it. there were four other people CC'd on the email. three are randos, the fourth is mr beast.
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We just hit a quarter million subscribers...
Saying that aloud is just insane to me, it doesn't feel real/deserved. Making vids today feels the same as making them on my laptop in my college dorm; just a dude making videos that he enjoys to make.
Thank you all for everything!
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2021 is the year of the "Gay for Me" challenge.
I am dedicating this year to working on myself physically and mentally so that at the end of the year, I can look in the mirror and say, "yeah, I'm gay for me."
I challenge you all to participate as well.
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so grateful i was able to be on the gdq stream this year, thank you for the opportunity 🙏
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I want to say thank you for the tremendous support you all have shown for my run at GDQ. The comments I’ve received are some of the nicest, and most heartfelt things I’ve ever read. Truly, thank you.
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i watched the movie Armageddon over the weekend, and immediately recognized the "two bears high-fiving" Rorschach test from Fallout: New Vegas.
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you're looking at the face of one of the fastest 200 people to EVER play every sport in Wii Sports
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Hey all, just wanted to let you know that Tammy and I are no longer together. Thought it was important to announce on here since we were active on Twitter together. We're both doing alright and are moving forward, I just ask you please respect our privacy. Thank you thank you.
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I won't be discussing any further at this time. Please respect my decision and remember to educate yourself on who you choose to follow and associate with. Thank you. [2/2]
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just played the best april fools joke ever! told my dog that i wasn’t gonna give him a treat, but then i did! hahahahaha i got him so good, i’m hilarious
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big ol’ chop, shortest it’s been in almost four years.
i’ve jumpscared myself about ten times so far seeing my reflection in things and thinking that someone has broken in.
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speedrunners that drink gfuel should be banned because they’re using performance enhancing drugs
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dont know what to say. i never imagined we'd ever hit this number. thank you all for the support and kind messages through the years.
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While I haven’t posted anything to YouTube in almost two months, the past few weeks have been some of my most productive and formative I’ve ever had in terms of creating content. Expect to hear from me a lot more often on my channel.
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now a proud plant dad. meet Susan B Anthony. she is a guiana chestnut, commonly referred to as a money tree, hence she is named after the first woman to be featured on a US coin that was released into circulation. she enjoys sunlight, ice cubes, and cuddling when i have to work.
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gotten asked about this before so figured id share.
i have a spreadsheet of every "also known as" that i've used to date. it automatically updates how many times each one has been used so i can account for that if i re-use them ever.
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my sister is the favorite child, this is a known fact in our family.
today was her birthday, so here’s the video i sent her for it.
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pro tip for people who rarely floss your teeth. floss them right before you drink alcohol. that way your gums will bleed and the alcohol will enter your bloodstream quicker and you’ll get drunk faster.
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To all the new people coming to my account from Karl's vid, yes he addressed the misinformation that was spread in the aftermath of my tweet. However he did not address ~50% of why I chose to dissociate myself from him, and I stand by my decision. (1/3)
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My Outer Wilds video was flagged for limited ads, and despite appealing with a human review, the decision was upheld due to "stronger profanity (like the f-word) used in thumbnails or titles."
What about this is profane?
@YouTube @TeamYouTube pls help
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My dog farted and left the room. I actually got fucking crop dusted by my fucking dog. It smells rancid. Little fuck doesn’t know who he’s messing with. Next time he’s in bed, Pops is gonna show him what a Dutch oven is.
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I legitimately just had a dream that a Rainforest Cafe themed game existed and it had a blossoming speedrun community. Why the fuck did I have to wake up
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Today is monumental, and a relief, and should be celebrated for justice being served in this case. It's not the end of the fight, injustice still exists, but we can still enjoy today. End qualified immunity.
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really disappointed in NASA's announcement about water on the moon. i was like 99% sure they were going to announce the moon is gay and i was about to stan so hard.
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Letting abusers stay in the community signals to any victims out there that what the abusers did is not a big deal, and the speedrunning community cannot have this message. [3/3]
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I didn't intend to try and cancel Karl nor have this become drama clogging up the speedrun scene, nor for a ton of people to start spreading misinformation about him and his family. Thank you for understanding, I won't be addressing this anymore. Have an above average day. (3/3)
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Trump going nuts trying to figure out who the snitch is but doesn’t realize it’s just the FBI catfishing Barron on Snapchat and asking “so what’s your dad do lol”
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Anyone else ever accidentally turn the water on way too hot when doing the dishes, but instead of turning down the temp, you try to power through the pain for another handful of seconds before giving in and turning the temp down or is it just me?
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how come im just finding out about the existence of stoats now? how come none of you ever told me about them? have to be a top 10 cutest animal.
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love how youtube featured speedrunning for video game day less than 2 weeks ago, and today they’re fucking over the premiere speedrun content creator. love that for youtube. @YouTube @YouTubeCreators
This is an absolute joke.
This is your own example of what would qualify a video for limited ads. It cites a video that has "strong profanity mentioned in every sentence."
I have a 78 minute video, with one brief clip in the middle with someone saying the f-bomb a few times.
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