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You guys got it all wrong, the four remaining members of One Direction are joining MY band 😏
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Hey the video for a song I wrote with @ALECKSU wayyy back just came out! It's Called "Fever" and the band is Agelast piped.video/watch?v=MAyWNj_Q…
Agelast - "Fever"
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Whenever you're feeling down just know the sun will eventually expand and explode killing everything.
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Taylor Swift's giggle sounds like a confused soccer mom trying to understand what emojis are. (Please don't write a song about this tweet.)
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Dinner vine.co/v/bPvLiD0pgpa
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Take this to your grave and Living well is the best revenge. Those records kill still.
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I won't book my next album tour in Indiana. Discrimination is never okay. #RepealRFRA
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Who wore 🐶 better? instagram.com/p/-5IjOQNCE3/
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Hold one end of a roll of aluminum foil and roll around on the floor until you look like a baked potato.
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Just sneezed so hard at a stoplight my sunglasses flew off. The school bus full of kids next to me laughed, I laughed with them.
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Wow thank you so much for voting Panic, " I write sins" for MTV's best video of the 2000's!
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Pretty Odd came out a year ago today, thanks for support, hugs, high fives and singing along.
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I'm going to wake up and discover Taylor Swift wrote a song called "Giggle Sounds". She'll say it's not about me, but we'll know the truth.
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It's hard to tell the difference between vegan restaurants and the gardening section of Home Depot.
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Def was having too much fun at the Phases show tonight, I promise I'll never do it again again 👻
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This cat just looked me dead in the eye and slowly knocked my drink off the counter and moseyed off like a dickhead. It's his favorite.
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💚 📷 flowerpowerbean instagram.com/p/-41n5FNCIg/
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I'm thankful for dis jam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ instagram.com/p/-kV2HuNCO7/
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So here I am,minding my business,putting on pants in the subway parking lot i look over and see this dog watching, wonder if his name is Tom
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Time to start making some notes 🎶 instagram.com/p/-z5qWxNCH8/
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Just saw one homeless man give another one half the money someone gave him. If more people were like that maybe we wouldn't always be at war
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Lock your doors. Get something to defend yourself with. The McRib is back... *has McRib flashback, starts screaming*
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Hopin' this TMNT body wash will wake me up #turtlepower instagram.com/p/-1y8QItCLr/
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My favorite thing about the new iPhone is that when I type "shit" it doesn't try and change it to "shot"
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I was just in line at subway behind a mom & kids and the lady working rang me up with their order cause she thought I was one of her kids
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The new Jurassic Park movie won't have real dinosaurs in it? Where the hell did the dinosaurs from the first three go?
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Please, get me the fuck out of here 😔 instagram.com/p/-YTLAoNCI7/
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@sammyxkitten how do you feel knowing I'd have quit if it werent for you all
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@brendonuriesays rug burns must've been an occupational hazard for all, no?
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@brendonuriesays you really set yourself up there, I'm not gonna say it though
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Back on Twitter, wanted to say thanks for all the good vibes you've been sending my way! Back to work..
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Might be the only existing pic of my gremlin 'stume 🎃 instagram.com/p/9jaUkpNCM2/
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Well. This was a fun night. The name of my new album is "Giggle Sounds". --- just kidding. But I bet that made you giggle.
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"But pizza doesn't make any sounds?" -- "Wrong. Pizza giggles. You just have to listen, spiritually speaking." #gigglesounds #pizza
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If heaven was when you found all the stuff you lost in your life I'd definitely start believing in god
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Seeing Mario on Maury would be fun. "That baby has green overalls, Peach! I have RED overalls." Luigi smiles all smugly. Peach cries.
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“@uriephile: @thisisryanross how does it feel to be a bigger douche bag than @ZackCloudHall” that's impossible, even zach would agree
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The fuck you lookin at? instagram.com/p/99nACdNCBg/
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Took the Speed Queen out today with Rossomando @ Malibu Pier instagram.com/p/-dFQnLNCMd/
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Saw your picture in the paper,
My you're looking pretty good.
Looks like you're gonna make it in a big way.
Oh I always knew you would
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“@carolinemunozx: Reading it again and I will probably be sobbing soon #tfios nitter.app/carolinemunozx/status/…”
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