20 he/him | brown boy | 5'11 | aspiring writer | Canadian | priv @200couches_ | theatre enjoyer | Uottawa 28
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"Hahha, i see you've stumbled across my Twitter page *licks lips* hahh you better mind your business, or you're gonna regret it *slicks hair back* *laughs sarcastically*"
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President Newsom going to the senate majority leader and asking why he can't pass the "Kill all Republicans and Homeless people act" (circa 2029)
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Saying there's zionists in the government is a lot different then saying that there's a zionist ocupied government you fucking dumb rube
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Guys as scary as the Ukraine situation is, if you're on north American soil the odds of you being affected are next to none, do not listen to any fear mongering that people will try to spew on here or any other social media
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That Marxist lynchist guy is going full cope mode rn but honestly I always hated him, i mean seriously this tweet isn't even 2 years old yet
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Go fuck yourself, stop co opting my religion for your shitty outdated trad bullshit
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I think the thing that bothers me the most about Pinkerton being an "incel" album is by definition it literally isn't, Rivers wrote tired of sex he wasn't a fucking incel and he didn't hate women he was just a socially inept guy in his 20s there's actually a huge difference
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>gas prices have gone down
>Boris resigned
>shinzo abe shot
......Dark Brandon is real. ...
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Yeah I'm sorry I forgot the part in high school when people were doing lines of cocaine and ketamine
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Has this been reported to admin? I don't think any administration would be happy with this blatant level of grifting and misinformation
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You have to genuinely have the worst case of media illiteracy to think Jojo Rabbit, the move made by a Jewish director was trying to be a nazi apologist type of flim. You can write how many think pieces you want but you still sound stupid and incredibly dense
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Why does everyone on here speak like this now. You wouldn't make a tweet like this unless you've been deeply wronged by someone who's enjoyed bojack or whatever. Get thearpy instead of spewing your putrid venom on normal people
bojack horseman sucks, it has always sucked, and everyone who enjoys those kinds of pathetic unfunny "cartoons for adults" should have their hard drive searched immediately
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Dude every fucking week there's a tweet like this that's like "I can't believe the most bad ass secne in history came from sploop glrop and florp flaps save the universe" and you watch it and it's the most fucking low budget flash animation cgi shit ever
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I remember Todd in the shadows made this point about what made drakes early music so enduring was that it was essentially an honest sensitive young guy talking about his fears and insecurities about being a womanizing asshole, and now in 2024 that's exactly what he's become
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1st one is legitimately insane and completely delusional, so out of touch with reality
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Why do you want to use a term associated with antisemitic conspiracy theories that was a basis for the turner diaries so badly? What's the gambit
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Why are people acting like this guy was some revolutionary or martyr when all he did was ZOGpost and go postal on any women who disagreed with him? There are plenty of other annoying identical irony leftist accounts on here for you to follow. Good fucking riddance
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You know with how hard no name was defending Jay Electronica's feature on here you'd think it'd just be him rapping normally but this is legitimately some of the most anti Semitic things I've seen since the kanye meltdown what the fuck 😭😭😭😭
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Bro the intern is fighting for their lives right now damon does NOT have internet
I totally agree with you. i had a conversation about songwriting and sadly it was reduced to clickbait. I apologise unreservedly and unconditionally. The last thing I would want to do is discredit your songwriting. I hope you understand. - Damon
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People genuinely think the cause of Taylor Hawkins untimely death last night was because of the Vaccine, God seriously shut the fuck how do these people manage to make every thing about them and their stupid cause
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I hate furries lol but if i was a furry I'd be the coolest one and my fursona would be awesome and my paws would be cute :3 Fuck all that shit tho
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Jesus fucking christ my science teacher told me to put my phone away and he said "if it's becoming a distraction keep it away" and i fucking kid you not i almost responded with "keep this ratio away" FUCK
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Music Twitter ass interaction coming from a major professional musican is so hilarious to me
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Yall need to apologize to this guy bro was just some kid and people were bodyshaming him for no reason
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This person has two brand new albums at a 5/5 and is moral grandstanding about Pinkerton, pure comdey imo
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I can't believe he really said twenty one pilots didn't "deserve his attention", as if Tyler and josh were somehow frothing at the mouth to see them get reviewed by him
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This is why I had to make that last tweet, people will see this shit and be terrified, this is outdated info and is only being used to pedal fear. Stay safe and only look at information about this from trusted sources, not some rando on Twitter
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I LOVE LISTENING TO WEEZER WHILE WATCHING EVANGELION. I. FUCKING. LOVE. DISCORD AND TOPSTERS AND RADIOHEAD. I LOVE RATEYOURMUSIC. I LOVE ANTHONY FANTANO. I. FUCKING. LOVE. ANTHONY FANTANO.
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Everything about Tyler Oliveira is repugnant. Deeply evil man who makes videos for deeply evil people
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.@kanyewest surpassed Taylor Swift to become the 5th most popular artist on Spotify with over 25 million daily streams.
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Drake texting his mom and saying rick Ross "hasn't eaten in days and it's turned him angry and racist" and then rick Ross clapping back with cupcake drake and making fun of his nose job is proof that hip hop beef is officially back, it's like the late 2010s again
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I've been silent on this but I can't stand green's twitter presence, black midi is cool and I like them quite a bit but oh my god he's so annoying
Champagne supernova the worst song of the last 100 years by a fucking mile rears its head and I say yuck again and again and again - wank nothingness
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She can say whatever she wants but rolling stone pretending these are hot takes is laughable. like every dumb millennial and zoomer hipster has been parroting these takes and presenting themselves like they're special for doing so
Hot music takes from Faye Webster in Rolling Stone's latest digital cover:
“I hate Bob Dylan. I just never got into it, can’t stand him.”
On the Beatles: “I don’t care.”
🔗 rollingstone.com/music/music…
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