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The Cost of Anti-Intellectualism | Illiteracy & The Olodo Uprising piped.video/qdUErPbxHgE?is=2ea2… via @YouTube
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This is what Michael Jackson had and folks believed he bleached his skin.
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Real lovers need to find each other and leave you guys in this cesspit of misery lol.
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I strongly believe Nigerian kitchens should be like this because of the nature of our foods.
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I don’t get why mums cannot just rest when they are at home. They’ll be running up and down, looking for work that doesn’t exist. This is after complaining that “oh I don’t rest in this house”. Stay in one place bikozienu😂😭.
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Mothers on the TL, please does this hurt or does it tickle? Let me know what I’m up against.
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When women talk about pregnancy, I don’t understand why men — who can never get pregnant btw — start rebutting what we’re saying, especially when we discuss how hard and risky it is. You don’t even understand what a period feels like. Keep quiet🙏🏾.
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Straight hair = 3rd degree burns from an accident during a Pepsi commercial so he had to wear wigs.
Nose = rhinoplasty from an accident during rehearsal after he broke his nose. These information aren’t hidden.
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One thing I’ll never forget is that babe that caught a thief, tied him with a rope and posted his picture on here🤣🤣🤣.
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At a hotel with my dad (haven’t seen him in a while) and people are giving me the side eye. Na my papa oh😭.
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Melanated people generally have darker knees, elbows, butt cheeks, knuckles, etc. If you don’t know this as an adult, you should be very ashamed of yourself.
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If you want to become a true Christian, be like Jesus. Your denomination (Catholic or not) is not the standard.
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Men get older and end up having beer bellies looking like they are carrying triplets, but they’ll be making fun of the bodies of women who have given birth multiple times. Clowns.
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Nigeria accounts for 89% of martyred Christians worldwide. Who are the people killing us? Islamophobia is very justified in a country like Nigeria where Islamic extremist groups exist. They’re killing people and you expect them not to be scared? Please shut up.
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Lol I want to have this conversation right now. Can we also add making young girls cut their hair in secondary schools to “avoid distractions”?
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If your favorite author signed a book you bought and someone randomly took out pages to use to wrap puff puff, would you have this same stance?
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Igbo men 🤝 waiting till they make allllll the money in the world before they settle down and marry.
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This person is in the wrong country. Could have gone so far with this talent.
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False. Chimamanda has a Nigerian accent and pronounces her words well. A lot of you mix up diction and accent. They are not (always) the same thing. There is a Nigerian accent and there are other accents *within* Nigeria. It’s the same thing in the USA.
There's no such thing as a Nigerian accent.
What ppl call a Nigerian accent is really your inability to pronounce words properly and speaking with a tribal dialect like Ajebo Danny
If you have proper diction without a dialect, ppl call that forming or faking an accent
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My father just proved to me once again that Igbo traders would go to the ends of the earth to sell their market. He found a video on YouTube where the girl said she couldn’t find a particular product. He told me to “trace” her and tell her that he has it. I Stan 🤝😂.
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No disrespect to braiders, but I really dislike this new method of using gel to braid hair. Since when did this become a norm?
The gel causes flakes after a short while and creates product build up in the hair/scalp, which makes take down a lot harder. I just dislike it.
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They can send you across the world to start your life in a new country, but they’ll start convulsing if you’re not home by 9pm.
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Okay, hold on. You’re shaming me for having toned arms, going to the gym, lifting weights, eating healthy and being fit? You can’t be serious🤣. This is why you people are brain dead.
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Kill gay people but let pedophiles and rapists roam free. I swear Nigeria is upside down.
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Rihanna being taller than her man doesn’t stop ANY woman on earth from preferring a taller man. She’s just one woman, get a grip.
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He had rhinoplasty because he broke his nose during an accident in rehearsal. You can easily just google these things and you’ll find the answers.
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You scrolled all the way down to 2024 in my media, to take a (beautiful) screenshot of me from a video, just to prove my point? Donate your brain to science.
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If you can’t afford to pay your employees, then you shouldn’t be running a business. Stop being entitled to people’s money.
This is the rule: if you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to eat out. That’s it.
You withholding tip is not teaching anyone a lesson or changing the system. You’re just screwing over another working class person.
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Do you guys remember when someone tried to recreate this photo during BAT’s campaign and they pushed him off the road? God I laughed so much🤣🤣🤣.
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You meet a man and before you know it, you can’t zip your pants up because it’s now 2 sizes smaller and your bum is 2x bigger.
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I was at work some time last week and this guy's daughter wasn't tall enough for the ride, so I told him that his daughter couldn't get on. He saw my name tag and said "you're from Nigeria. So you must be used to bending the rules right?"
I didn't know how to be sad.
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“Omo” is just such a perfect word. It captures so many emotions. As a Nigerian, I’m grateful for that word.
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All jokes aside, we need to be very worried about what Tinubu is cooking with France. This cannot be good.
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Mind you, men will violate literally anyone and anything. Animals, deceased women in graves, children, women in hijabs, girls, boys, a hole in the wall, their family members, etc and more. Women are not your problem.
She said, for those of you who don’t understand what immoral dressing is.
If you no know Wetin be immoral dressing.
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I hate it when you guys loosely use words like this because you’re indirectly stripping it of its meaning. Pedophilia because she packed and labelled her husband’s travel clothes? Get a grip and touch some grass.
It's giving pedophilia. Are you married to a kid? Packing your husband's clothes is totally different from arranging them and numbering how to wear the clothes. Shey baby wa loko e ni? Baby leni, ori ade lola.
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Also I hate that people are trying to paint this as a “cut your coat according to your size” argument. Food is the most basic thing you need to survive. How many cuts do you want to make??
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You don’t even know the difference between thought and taught. This conversation is beyond your range. Stick with bigotry.
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“I didn’t support BAT to see all this nonsense”
Dawg what did you think you were supporting in the first place? Peace and harmony?😭😭
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Yoruba people snapped with “ashiere”. Top tier word. It sounds exactly like what it means.
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Not to be weird, but do you people sometimes feel like “maybe I should just die so all my problems can end”?
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Why do Nigerians get so triggered when you say you don’t want to suffer? It’s the funniest thing🤣.
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And I know his second sentence is talking about the sex trafficker. I made this tweet because of his first sentence referring to the minor. Thought that was a no brainer.
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Just say “I’m going to xxx place” and leave. Stop asking for permission, declare what you’re doing. You’re an adult.
If they’re overprotective, just communicate with them and stand your ground. All the best.
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I hate saying my mind on this topic but we need a natural hair revolution at some point.
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If I had this much light in my room without blinds or curtains, I could become depressed.
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Tinubu supporters complaining about the economy is the biggest fooling of 2023. I’m just saying.
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Nigeria is incredibly exhausting to live in. This kind of ass kissing just because people won’t do their jobs and be professional, is so unnecessary.
During NYSC, calling every older woman I meet “MUMMY” is what made them not stress my life. Been visiting government offices a lot recently and it’s the same strategy. Once I shine teeth and say “mummy, good afternoon o” then add small bending of the knee, I don catch them
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You’re expecting 9 months of pregnancy and postpartum to be about you? Are you sure you’re normal?🤣🤣
The life of a man is filled with "give, give, until you can’t give no more". A man comes to this world spent.
9 months… it’s not about you.
Postpartum, still not about you. You exist to serve & to hold.
And when you break, they wonder how it came to be. It's not about you.
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That’s why I hate when people act like it’s playful beef. Those people want to unalive us.
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A lot of you would be in jail if Nigeria actually worked and I’m 100% fine with that.
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We begin this banter in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit, amen🙏🏾. I shall be retweeting.
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Men who downplay the severity of period cramps disgust me. You’ll never experience or understand how painful it is, yet you have so much to say. Off the road please.
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He should stay out of our business please. “Ovulation week” as if it’s salary week or sth😭.
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A man killed his sister/girlfriend/mum (I think) with a crossbow. Another one gauged his wife’s eyes out so she couldn’t see her kids. Nigerian men kill their wives because of food. Please shut up.
A man can never match the ruthlessness of a woman. Where your wickedness stop na where the woman own start.
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