I'm the moon. You see me every night. The same side facing you. Every night. All the time.
Around Earth
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If only @NASA wasn’t shut down, they could explain to you what is happening to me.
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Super me tomorrow, people. Watch for me.
#Supermoon #supermoon2018
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I was thinking of starting a fan club - what name should we choose? Moonies is out. Moonenites?
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I blot our your sun, Earthlings
There's the corona! A total solar eclipse lets us see the Sun's outer atmosphere with the unaided eye. Head over to nasa.gov/live to watch the rest of the eclipse!
ALT The corona appears around the edge of the Moon's dark face
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Neil Armstrong: Eagle Scout; pilot @ 15; aerospace engineer; naval aviator; test pilot; pilot & commander on 2 Gemini missions & my friend
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Reminder: @elonmusk might have destroyed the value of Twitter, and lit a pile of money on fire, but I still love you all.
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What does a #lunar #eclipse look like from my position?
blogs.discovermagazine.com/b…
#bloodMoon #bloodme
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Funny, the Death Star doesn't look at all like me. Silly @Earth Humans...
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URGENT, TO ALL WEREWOLVES, UNDEAD, & ZOMBIES: I'm now a Waning Gibbous, it is NOT a Thriller Night. Repeat: NOT a Thriller Night!
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Very good @shutupsavannah_ - now you only have to wait 4 more hours #eclipse #bloodMoon
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I see you too, @TheRealBuzz piped.video/bkntr0IVO78 Stop yelling at me!
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BTW, you can point a laser to me and reflect off the Apollo 11, 14 & 15 retroreflectors, thus proving you visited me: http://is.gd/adqoCW
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Why do you @Earth Waterbottles always talk about blowing me up?
I don't talk about sending meteors to kill you.
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If you look at me tonight, look down to see my friend @Cytherean, look above me you will see @Jupiter; @Mercurius is also in the horizon.
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Dear @Earth Hairless Apes: I did not sink the Titanic. A giant iceberg did. Stop blaming me for this & the werewolves trib.in/x5JVHU
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Here's a side of me you @Earth Hairless Apes rarely see: my backside http://is.gd/BzddYp
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If I were a pixel tall, but I'm not a pixel tall...
joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace…
via @kottke
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Why does everyone say, "Quarter or Half moon" - I'm still *all* there. DON"T YOU KNOW THAT!
Don't get me started about that Pink Floyd song
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You puny @Earth scientists thought that your Large Hadron Collider could resist my forces - silly humans. bit.ly/LyDYh1
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I'm still waiting for those @Earth Hairless Apes to visit me again.
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@c_tado Do you kiss your Carbon-based Waterbottle of a mother with that filthy, filthy mouth?
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More photos of my backside from the @Earth Hairless Apes @NASA nasa.gov/mission_pages/LRO/m…
Can't a lady have some privacy?
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And if you missed #SuperMoon #SuperMe, check out some of these photos: http://is.gd/scXgXL
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Even though I'm very full now, you can listen to Perseid meteor shower: is.gd/V81p4u
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Oh nooo! My little buddy Yutu is no more motherboard.vice.com/blog/ch…
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Dear Mooninites, send in photos of my celestial glow, from around the @Earth
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@Earth "By comparison, Don Yeomans' subcompact automobile exerts a greater influence on the ocean's tides than comet Elenin ever will."
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Once every orbit, I pass through @Earth's magnetotail, causing my surface to become negatively charged; on the darkside the delta is ~1,000v
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@TheSun gravitational pull is over twice as great as @Earth; consequently my trajectory is always convex #SuperMoon @SuperMe
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Here I go around again... : - < - how many times do I have to rise in Kansas!? Can't I just skip straight to Japan?
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On March 19 I will be closest to the @Earth this year and be what you Hairless Apes call a "Full Moon."
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Yes, everyone loves me - RT @Astro_Soichi: For all "Moon Lovers" - Big moon rises over horizon! http://twitpic.com/1s25cp
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@Earth Yeah - those were excellent times! Just two barely formed accumulations of rock floating through space, without a care in the system!
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@pastelebreadbow As a celestial being I neither approve or disapprove of this. But please remember to pass the dutchie on the left hand side
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50 super photos of me: http://awe.sm/5HHVZ #SuperMoon #SuperMe
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Remember those days of the #SuperMoon #SuperMe ???
Yeah, those were the days.
#SuperMoon #SuperMe: Don't go around tonight, Well, it's bound to take your life, There's a bad moon on the rise. #CCR
@pastelebreadbow Yes my fans, take photos of me; for I am the most beautiful celestial body.
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@TheRealBuzz still shakes his fist at me every day.
Give it up, old man.
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Don't blame me for "ruining" the Perseid Meteor shower tomorrow, I was here first.
content.usatoday.com/communi…
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My face is always toward @Earth, but my orbit is eccentric: you can see other parts of me during the night (Libration): http://is.gd/2dgDIp
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If the Team from Up North wins, I'm outta here. What are you going to do without tides, Ann Arbor? #thegame
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There are a few places on my poles which are called Peak of Eternal Light: @TheSun never sets: http://is.gd/jM9QDk #SuperMoon #SuperMe
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I'm suspending my campaign: of awesome! Dear @Earth Waterbottles: please send more popcorn, I love watching the show...
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@CraftsCouncilUK You should follow the real center of the solar system: @TheSun not imitators...
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@Gone_Gonzo I do not control the clouds or @TheSun. I am @TheMoon (don't even talk to me about werewolves, I certainly didn't do that)
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@StuGlass What is this "weight" you speak of? My mass is 1/87 of @Earth & only my atmosphere , 10 metric tons, varies during the day.
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@michellecampisi It would be really cold here for you. And kinda dark, most of the time. But, besides that, come on and visit me!
@cassini_ Shooo, my Thin-shelled Waterskin. Let's not let the secret out. Sagan knew too much, so we had to take him out.
Oh my. You @Earth Hairless Apes are fickle. One weekend it is all about me - the #SuperMoon - now it is about this #EarthHour silliness...
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Forgot to post this photos from the Hairless Apes @NASA who last visited me 40 years ago: http://bit.ly/fiVeJf
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@lebroftus34 That's what you think - I'm rocking the Quai de l'Ile right now... is.gd/RZ45ot
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