The twitter feed for The Lip! Leatherhead Football Club's unofficial site. Owners and proprietors of the Isthmian South Central.

Leatherhead The Grove
Let's just spare a moment for Glenn Tamplin and his talk for Leatherhead
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A message to Glenn Tamplin
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Congratulations to The Lip's Player of the Season, Dan Gallagher!
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Absolute limbs for 3-2 @LeatherheadFC
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Congratulations to @DorkingWDRS on winning the league and promotion. Some of their fans have waited literally weeks for this. #scenes.
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On this day last year... these words were eaten...
Let's just spare a moment for Glenn Tamplin and his talk for Leatherhead
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TAAAARRRRRPPPPEEEEEEYYYYYY 1-1
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So my son, Peter, has taken Leatherhead to the Champions' League...
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Just showed my Leatherhead season ticket, claimed to be a scout... got a free ticket to Dimano Zagreb v Benfica!
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Three years ago we beat Billericay in a replay... and this video never gets old!
Let's just spare a moment for Glenn Tamplin and his talk for Leatherhead
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Like a snooker table
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Hereโ€™s the goal! Great header.
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Five years ago today we woke up to this...
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What just happened? #oneshow
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"We're not here for the short term, we're here to build something" Sammy Moore, October 2017
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Saved! We win!
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Replying to @ConcordRangers
Seats. The answer is seats.
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Sweet dreams Levred. Try to find your inner Kev Terry for tomorrowโ€ฆ
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Our opening goal
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It was actually Leatherhead's Jack Midson who was the FA Cup top goal scorer last season.
Tell me something I don't know....
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SITUATION VACANT: Painters needed to paint outside wall. Must have plenty of white and blue paint. Apply directly to @BTFC
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The goal
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Don't forget, Leatherhead season ticket holders can get into tomorrow's game at The Grove for just ยฃ5... to support @KingstonianFC... and not to gloat... that would just be childish...
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Commiserations to Leatherhead, who were destroyed 3-1 at Billericay tonight... what... wait...
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When Jerry signs for another season, you know itโ€™s going to be alright...
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Live pictures from the security drone... beaming back pictures to direct stewards to a fan who missed the bin when throwing away his empty cup.
Fetcham Grove From A Drone View... Wow ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š We're at Home this saturday, Come support us ๐Ÿ’š
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Scenes from Billericay
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Itโ€™s just Leatherhead FC... no United necessary... @BBCTheOneShow
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Tarpey! What a goal. Moves through the air to deceive the โ€˜keeper.
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Good luck to @DulwichHamletFC tomorrow!
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Congratulations again to @dgallagher_97 on winning The Lipโ€™s Player of the Season Award. Voted for by the fans and well deserved.
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Quite the schedule for Levred. We play Dorking on Saturday, then it's Met Police on Monday. Take on Needham Market on Wednesday. Making love on Thursday and Friday, then Harlow on Saturday... #craigdavid
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Great to see @HarlowTownFC move up to third after beating lowly Leatherhead 2-2! Spencer Knight is shaking the world of football...
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A penalty shout then the goal! @LeatherheadFC
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Like watching Brazil!
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Glen Tamplin, so selfless. Just does it for the love and doesnโ€™t seek attention. @RomfordFC what were you thinking!?
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1-0 Dan Apprentice Plumber Gallagher
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Hi @virginmedia, I'm worried your broadband network is down in the Essex area. Can you look into it? I haven't heard from someone, so I assume it's a technical issue...
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1-0 and I couldnโ€™t be prouder
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Sammy, The Lip has sarcastically commentated for 15 seasons over the proceedings at Leatherhead; this would have to be my least sarcastic (ineligible player jokes aside) year ever. What a year. Now go win the Surrey Senior Cup and become immortal.
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And the winner of Knitware of the Year is...
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THE TROPHY IS OURS!
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TAAAAAARRRRRPPPPEEEEYYYYY sponsored by The Lip 1-0
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I see @Brades17 has given up @LeatherheadFC to pursue his dream of being a caddy on the US Tour. We wish him well.
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It is with sadness I announce that @sryhilsradio will be changing its name to Canvey Marshes FM...
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Thatโ€™s it. @charliecook157 is the Player of the Expunged Season. The ยฃ50,000 prize is also expunged, sorry.
Get voting for your Player of the Expunged Season!
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You donโ€™t get THIS at the Grove @LeatherheadFC @SKontheradio
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Hey @MetPoliceFC. How about we won't tease you about spending ยฃ22k a week on wages; and you won't smack a 14 year old in the face. Deal?
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3-0 and weโ€™re through! Glash with the goal
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Dear @UEFA, can you confirm if a European place is still available for winning the @surreyfa Senior Cup? Thanks.
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After the inconvenience of playing Billericay, our FA Cup proper can begin away at @wwfcofficial
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Were you giving walking football a try yesterday!?
๐Ÿšถ โšฝ๏ธ Our Walking Football sessions start on Friday 15th March, with our first taster session FREE! A great way to keep fit and stay healthy in your later years. Check out the website for more details. buff.ly/2RZudOK
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JERRY, JERRY, JERRY...
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Still buzzing from the win; just punched a teenager in the face to celebrate.
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I WAS WORRIED WE WOULD GET KNOCKED OUT BUT THEN DAVE TARPEY SCORED AND WE WERE TOTAL LIMBS
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Three years ago a ref gave a penalty for this. Disappointing but set up one hell of a replay... #torethemapart
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Meanwhile in Billericay.... @GTBlockedMe echo-news.co.uk/news/1591886โ€ฆ
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2-0 Ty Butler!
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Hey Glenn. Did you know, since you became "manager" it's 7-5 on aggregate over the four games? #justsaying
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Well deserved
Congratulations to Ray Lewis, The Non-League Paper's Lifetime Achievement award winner ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘‰thenonleaguefootballpaper.coโ€ฆ
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Surely you like us now @DulwichHamletFC !?
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Gallagher scores... and doesnโ€™t trip over... scenes
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Hey @KingstonianFC, you were right. Beating Billericay is fun. Wish we'd do it more often!
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I'm no expert, but I can see @GTBlockedMe getting a lot more followers as soon as Glenn Tamplin remembers his Twitter password...
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Zak got a hand to every penalty. Outstanding.
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ZYESSSSSASSA 3-2
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The highlight of my day. Time taken; 2.38pm.
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Leatherheadโ€™s season so far...
That couldn't have gone worse for him. ๐Ÿ˜ญ nitter.app/vinesfoot/status/11714โ€ฆ
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SO WITH 70 MINUTES GONE I THOUGHT WE WERE DOWN BUT THEN UP STEPS LOUIE PAGETโ€ฆ
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Jerryโ€™s 400th appearance
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AAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH!
CLUB STATEMENT: Harlow Town FC can confirm that Spencer Knight has stepped down from his role as Assistant Manager with immediate effect. Check out the website for full details. ๐Ÿ‘‡ buff.ly/2U6qCna
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Hayden went from someone who famously criticised our fans in an interview to winning us all over and got to within touching distance of achieving his goal of promotion. Good luck in your next challenge.
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We score a screamer! 2-1
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Congratulations to Kane Fitzgerald, who wins the Dave Johnston Player of the Season Award. As ever, there is no actual trophy for this, but there is the glory and fame.
Time to vote for the Dave Johnston Player of the Season!
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Nicely interviewed. Well edited. Good honest answers... and not a ruddy gif in sight... splendid.
๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ An in depth interview with Martin McCarthy ๐Ÿ’š What brought him to Leatherhead ๐Ÿ’š His chemistry with Nikki ๐Ÿ’š Next season plans ๐Ÿ’š The youth in the squad ๐Ÿ’š His role as Commercial Manager ๐Ÿ’š And much much more @IsthmianLeague @SurreyLiveSport leatherheadfc.com/news/3684/โ€ฆ
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1-1 dipping free kick
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Thanks. It's a place called Tamplin Towers. Not sure exactly where in Essex, but the house and housed ego have it's own postcode. I'll get on it.
Replying to @thelipfc
Thank you for you post and apologies for the downtime. Is there anything on this link relating to the issue; virg.in/service? ^RA
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Out of tradition, Jerry has a well deserved bye into the final four.
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1,152 Tanners. Must be the greatest movement of fans in post war history. #WYCvLEA
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Despite the result, it was a good day out at @DorkingWDRS ...
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Glenn Tamplin sacks himself, then talks to himself for two days before reinstating himself. They run a tight ship at Billericay!
CLUB STATEMENT | After two days of meetings after Saturdayโ€™s game we as a club have made a unanimous decision that @glenntamplin will see the club through as manager until the end of this current season. Full Statement on our website - billericaytownfc.co.uk/club-โ€ฆ โ€ฆ
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Weโ€™ve won the league again!
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Hereโ€™s the Tarpey goal (sponsored by The Lip!)
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Massive result
FULL-TIME: Haringey Borough 0-1 Leatherhead #IsthmianLeague
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Driverโ€™s celebration... 1-0 to Levred today.
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Nikki Bull puts Leatherhead on the map by securing a draw and getting us into the hat for the First Round!
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Out classed. No back bone from the mercenaries.
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The own goal! 2-2
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Iโ€™ve been chatting with Percy by the Tea Bar for 20 minutes and he just asked me โ€œwho are youโ€ and I feel dead inside
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I understand the ref who performed the pitch inspection walked out and awarded a penalty kick to @LewesFCMen

ALT Pointing Referee GIF by ElevenSportsBE

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3-0 to the Levred
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What a time to be Step 3!
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If Carlsberg did hat tricks...
I dunno why, but some reason the playoff final weekend always brings back some fond memories......
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Funniest thing Iโ€™ve seen in 20 years
FT: @WorthingFC 9-1 HTFC. The first half wasn't too bad, but there's no excuse for the second half capitulation. The result says it all.
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Oh god... looks like we have a few unregistered players if this photo is anything to go by!
13 points from their last five games....@LeatherheadFC look to be hitting form at just the right time in the Bostik Premier
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Eden Hazard, 352 appearances for Chelsea. Iain Hendry, 352 appearances for Levred. No doubt in my mind who the bigger legend is.
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